Patient Zero (2010)

Actors: Matt Conant (producer), Stephanie Yuhas (producer), Justin Muschong (miscellaneous crew), Justin Muschong (miscellaneous crew), Justin Muschong (producer), Justin Muschong (writer), Justin Muschong (miscellaneous crew), Justin Muschong (director), Chris Kapcia (miscellaneous crew), Chris Kapcia (miscellaneous crew), Chris Kapcia (miscellaneous crew), Chris Kapcia (director), Chris Kapcia (miscellaneous crew), Chris Kapcia (editor), Chris Kapcia (producer),

Plot: Sean McCarthy wakes up from a haunting dream to discover a mysterious pair of doctors in his apartment. They tell him that an aerosol device planted by terrorists infected him with a deadly virus while he was taking the New York City subway system to see a play starring his girlfriend, Megan. They do not believe that Sean will live very much longer. As they treat him nonetheless, Sean loses consciousness and drifts between reality and the dream-like memories of his last encounter with Megan, their conversations mixing with the words he overhears from the doctors. When a security guard accidentally informs Sean that the disease is spreading in the general populace, he decides to break out and make sure Megan is unharmed. But the virus may have weakened him too much to be able to make his escape.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Short, Thriller,

Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge (2008)

Actors: Abbey Brooks (actress), Mick Blue (actor), Belladonna (actress), James Deen (actor), Evan Stone (actor), Frank Bukkwyd (actor), Steven St. Croix (actor), Charles Dera (actor), Marco Banderas (actor), Ben English (actor), David Aaron Clark (actor), Manuel Ferrara (actor), Tommy Gunn (actor), Jenna Haze (actress), Sasha Grey (actress),

Plot: Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, named Xifing, and her group of Arab cutthroats, whom are trying to resurrect the late Victor Stagnetti, the world's most feared pirate, from the grave to bring on world domination. When Jules is captured and enslaved by the Xifing, Reynolds must rely on his sword-fighting ally, Olivia, to take on the supernatural forces at work surrounding the lethal Xifing.

Keywords: anal-sex, ass-to-mouth, bare-breasts, bisexual-girl, blow-job, boat, breast-suckling, cumshot, cunnilingus, ejaculation
Genres: Adult, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Proceed At Yer Own Risk

Quotes:

[after seeing the monsterious Kraken emerge from the ocean towards his ship]::Capt. Edward Reynolds: Oh no, this is getting fucking ridiculous!

Marco: Wu, reload those guns! Your captain is about to get eaten by a giant sea squid! Now is not the time to talk about this, Wu! Wu? Wu, can you hear me?::Wu Chow: [enters] I can hear you!::Marco: What are you doing up here on deck? Get down below and load those guns!::Wu Chow: Not until you agree to marry my sister.::Ai Chow: Yes, agree to marry me.::Marco: Okay, yes. I'll marry her. If it makes you feel any better, I'll marry you. Now, go down there and load those weapons!::Wu Chow: [exits] You don't have to shout!

Capt. Edward Reynolds: Her weakness is chow mein?::Wu Chow: Yes captain.::Capt. Edward Reynolds: Jules! We're gonna need a shitload of chow mein!::Jules Steel: Edward, he's joking.::Wu Chow: Ya! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I know every Chinese captain!

Father of Lies (2007)

Actors: Shanna Forrestall (actress), Wayne Douglas Morgan (actor), Dan Garcia (writer), Jeff Galpin (miscellaneous crew), Vivica A. Fox (actress), Rena Hanover (miscellaneous crew), Shanna Forrestall (actress), Dan Garcia (producer), DMX (actor), Clifton Powell (actor), Clyde Jones (actor), Jason Hewitt (producer), Jason Hewitt (actor), Matt Keith (producer), Matt Keith (actor),

Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Thriller,

Pirates (2005)

Actors: Austin Kincaid (actress), Jesse Jane (actress), Jenaveve Jolie (actress), Trevor (actor), Julian (actor), Devon (actress), Frank Bukkwyd (actor), Scott Nails (actor), Tommy Gunn (actor), Brian Surewood (actor), Steven St. Croix (actor), Kris Slater (actor), Evan Stone (actor), Janine Lindemulder (actress), Lexi Lamour (actress),

Plot: Swash and unbuckle. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger of Ataljuapa as well as the aid of a descendant of the family to whom the Scepter was entrusted. So, he kidnaps Manuel Valenzuela, honeymooning with the lovely Isabella. On Stagnetti's trail are pirate hunters, Captain Edward Reynolds and Jules, his commander. Edward's a bit clueless, but he does rescue Isabella. Once Stagnetti has the Dagger, the stage is set for the clash of good and evil.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bisexual-girl, blow-job, boat, breast-suckling, cumshot, cunnilingus, ejaculation, erection, fellatio
Genres: Adult, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy,

Quotes:

Capt. Edward Reynolds: I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

Capt. Edward Reynolds: Dead skeletons tell no tales.

Wu Chow: It not my fault, I need more potassium!

Capt. Edward Reynolds: Fuck that shit, run!

Against All Flags (1952)

Actors: Paul Newlan (actor), Lester Matthews (actor), Harry Cording (actor), James Craven (actor), Maurice Marsac (actor), James Logan (actor), John Alderson (actor), Errol Flynn (actor), Arthur Gould-Porter (actor), Chuck Hamilton (actor), Robert 'Buzz' Henry (actor), Olaf Hytten (actor), Mike Lally (actor), Ethan Laidlaw (actor), Tudor Owen (actor),

Plot: In 1700 a British naval officer, Lt. Brian Hawke, goes undercover to infiltrate Madagascar-based pirates who have been attacking ships on the route to India. There is an instant attraction between Hawke and pirate Captain Prudence "Spitfire" Stevens, an independent woman who is any man's equal. Jealousies arise when Hawke, aboard Captain Roc Brasiliano's ship, rescues the pretty Princess Patma, daughter of the Moghul Emperor. Having obtained the information he set out for - the gun placements for the pirates' hideaway - he spikes the guns and signals the British fleet. The Princess is Brasiliano's prisoner however and there is one final confrontation before Hawke can save her and make his escape.

Keywords: 1700s, 18th-century, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, battle, beating, beauty-mark, bitch-slap, blood-on-back, british-navy
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: He Ravished The Pirate Port Of Madagascar To Steal The Love Of Its Corsair Queen! Thundering Guns and Clahing Steel bring you the greatest adventure of them all!

Quotes:

Captain Moisson: I deeply regret the necessity for this flogging.::Brian Hawke: Thank you, sir. I don't think the flogger needed to have carried it out with such gusto.::Captain Moisson: You requested the customary lashing.::Brian Hawke: I know, sir. Of course, you could have done me the favor of denying it. I swear he took a particular pleasure in having an officer under his cat.::Captain Moisson: Should you fail, you'll look back on flogger Flower's lashing as a pleasant afternoon's pastime.

Brian Hawke: If only I had as much of the game as you give me the name.

Lord Portland: Brave men are not forgotten.::Brian Hawke: Thank you, but sometimes they don't live long enough to be remembered.

Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [to Hawke] I don't like the cut of your sail.

Capt. Roc Brasiliano: Belike you'll tell the truth now. [He throws razor on his left] You best speak the truth or the carrion will feed on your guts before the sun sets.::Swaine: [Frightened] I took no bounty. [Roc throws a knife on his right side]::Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [Holding a third blade] Now place the truth on your tongue, or I will place this knife between the other two.

Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: I kiss when I feel like it, Hawke, and see that you remember that!

Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: You'rea regular rooster, aren't you?::Brian Hawke: And why not, Madam? You seem to be a high-spirited chick yourself.

Capt. Roc Brasiliano: [Threatening] I'm giving you fair warning, Hawke!::Brian Hawke: [Unconcerned] That's very generous of you, Captain. I'll give it the fair attention it deserves.

Crop-ear Collins: [to Hawke about his new, beautiful wife] Now that I got her, what does I do with her?

Prudence 'Spitfire' Stevens: My father taught me howt o defend myself against rough men, but he told me he could only warn me about gentlemen.

The General Died at Dawn (1936)

Actors: Akim Tamiroff (actor), Hans von Morhart (actor), Barnett Parker (actor), Philip Ahn (actor), Lewis Milestone (actor), Lee Tung Foo (actor), William Frawley (actor), Gary Cooper (actor), Willie Fung (actor), Porter Hall (actor), Paul Harvey (actor), Russell Hicks (actor), J.M. Kerrigan (actor), Leonid Kinskey (actor), Madeleine Carroll (actress),

Plot: In revolution-torn China, American mercenary O'Hara is entrusted with a perilous mission, to get arms for the helpless authorities in a province ravaged by warlord General Yang. On the train to Shanghai, he meets Judy Perrie, whose father is in league with Yang. Will Judy regret agreeing to lure O'Hara to his doom, and if so, can she make it up to him? The balance of power seesaws to a perilous conclusion.

Keywords: china, mercenary, warlord
Genres: Adventure, Crime, Thriller,

Quotes:

O'Hara: I like people too much to shoot. But it's a dark year and a hard night.

O'Hara: We could've made wonderful music together.

Judy Perrie: Maybe some day there'll be a law to abolish the blues. Something big, like an amendment to the Constitution. For all of us.

O'Hara: You ask me why I'm for oppressed people? Because I've got a background of oppression myself, and O'Haras and elephants never forget.

Judy Perrie: If I believed like that in anything... I'd do a dance.

O'Hara: [to Judy] Let me tell you, dreamboat. Don't think I fell for you. A tree with a flower on: I'd've fallen for that, the way I was feeling. A fish on a dish would-a got me.

His Double Life (1933)

Actors: Clara Beranger (writer), Lumsden Hare (actor), Charles Halton (actor), Montagu Love (actor), Charles Richman (actor), William C. de Mille (miscellaneous crew), Lillian Gish (actress), Roland Young (actor), Lucy Beaumont (actress), Philip Tonge (actor), Joseph H. Nadel (miscellaneous crew), Arnold Bennett (writer), Eddie Dowling (producer), A. Pam Blumenthal (editor), Arthur Ellis (editor),

Plot: Priam Farrel is a celebrated artist but a social recluse. When his valet dies of a sudden illness, a mix-up leads to the body being identified as Farrel's. The timid artist then assumes the identity of his former servant, but finds himself faced with constant dilemmas as a result.

Keywords: abbey, based-on-play, london-england, mistaken-identity, westminster-abbey-london
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: HE'S NOT HIMSELF! ...Even his bride thinks he's two other fellows...! She was the better half of his double life.