Spider-Plant Man (2005)

Actors: Rowan Atkinson (actor), Rowan Atkinson (actor), Jim Broadbent (actor), Mackenzie Crook (actor), Nick Frost (actor), Simon Pegg (actor), Tony Robinson (actor), Rachel Stevens (actress),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

Reporter: What are the chances of one of these plants biting an amateur photographer?

Peter Piper: ...the bat-mobile?::Batman: No. The bat-Cleo!

Batman: Spider-plant man, you've tangled your last tendril! Prepare to meet your bat-doom! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...::Peter Piper: [re-enters the screen with a plastic cup of coffee] Oh, sorry...!::Batman: ...ha ha ha!

Batman: So, Spider-Plant man, we meet at last.::Peter Piper: I know that voice! Come out where I can see you, Green Goblin!::Batman: Try again.::Peter Piper: Oooh, I should've known it was you, Dr. Octopus!::Batman: Noo...::Peter Piper: The Itchy scawl?::Batman: No...::Peter Piper: Not, the human man!::Peter Piper: [Batman steps out of the darkness] Batman!

Once in a Blue Moon (1995)

Actors: Lonnie Ramati (miscellaneous crew), Dave 'Squatch' Ward (actor), Debbie Coe (miscellaneous crew), Tygh Runyan (actor), Gary Jones (actor), Mick Rochon (miscellaneous crew), Daryl Bennett (composer), Christine Lippa (actress), Deanna Milligan (actress), Mike MacDonald (actor), Jim Guttridge (composer), Ingrid Tesch (actress), Jai West (actor), Steve Makaj (actor), William deVry (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy,

Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme (1990)

Actors: Deborah Harry (actress), Teri Garr (actress), Ben Vereen (actor), Shelley Duvall (actress), Garry Shandling (actor), Little Richard (actor), Paul Simon (actor), Van Dyke Parks (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Howie Mandel (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Harry Anderson (actor), Bobby Brown (actor), Katey Sagal (actress), Cyndi Lauper (actress),

Plot: There's a crisis in Rhymeland! All the Rhymies (the characters from Nursery Rhymes) are disappearing! Gordon Goose, son of Mother Goose, and Little Bo Peep set off across Rhymeland to find their missing friends.

Keywords: absent-mother, acceptance, banquet, bar, based-on-nursery-rhyme, blind, blind-detective, cape, carnival-barker, celebrity-guests
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Mystery,

Quotes:

Gordon Goose: Why is everything in black and white?::Three Blind Mice: We're colorblind.::Gordon Goose: But I'm not colorblind.::Three Blind Mice: It's not your office.

Little Bo Peep: [after numerous accidents, Gordon wants to drive] Forget it! Nobody can drive my car!::[she drives off]::Gordon Goose: Especially her! [a few seconds later, Bo Peep drives back up again]::Little Bo Peep: I got lonely. You can drive. [Gordon gets into the driver's seat]

Jack: I need to stop falling down this hill and breaking my crown. This is the thirtieth something time I've done this!::Jill: Oh yeah? Well I am constantly the one who if forced to tumble down the hill following after you! Why can't it be Jill's turn to break her crown, and you come tumbling after for a change, huh!

Little Bo Peep: Nowhere's not such a bad place, I've been there.

Little Miss Muffet: Company! How nice. Please please come on in.::Gordon Goose: Uh, I think it may be a little crowded, not to mention anatomically dangerous.::Little Miss Muffet: No problem! You just have to think to shrink. Think hard. Think to shrink!

Simple Simon: [sings] On the road again... can't remember why I'm on the road again.::Gordon Goose: Hey! I'm gonna be off the road again if you don't get the guitar out of my face, I'm driving here!

Lou the Lamb: You know, one day when I was a kid my father ran off with a goat.::Mary: Shut up, Lou.

Little Bo Peep: Your Majesty, we're very sorry to interrupt your merrymaking, but we have something very important to discuss with you.::Old King Cole: [shouts] Important! You insult me by requesting that I, Old King Cole, the merriest of soul, discuss something of importance? HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!::[Silence stirs as the Minister sits him down and puts on his crown, Bo Peep and Gordon bows to him, suddenly Old King Cole laughs along with everyone else]::Old King Cole: Oh, How about this! A practical joke! I just love practical jokes!

Little Bo Peep: It's time to boldly go where no cow has gone before.::Gordon Goose: Okay, hang on! Whoa!::[they speed off through space until Gordon screams seeing that they are headed into the Mother Goose book]::Little Bo Peep: Gordon, stop the cow! LOOK OUT!::[They head inside the book and find themselves in the real world]::Gordon Goose: Where the blazes are we?::Little Bo Peep: We're not in Rhymeland anymore.

Little Bo Peep: Mistress Mary Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?::Mary Quite Contrary: Oh, it's a mess! The silver bells aren't ringing, the cockleshells are being eaten by aphids, and the pretty maids are getting uglier by the minute. Mm! Besides, the rototiller's on the blink and the gophers are the size of Buicks.

The Mother Goose Video Treasury (1987)

Actors: Will Ryan (actor), Hal Smith (actor), Ron Gans (actor), John Lovelady (actor), John Lovelady (actor), John Lovelady (miscellaneous crew), Patty Maloney (actress), Patty Maloney (actress), Bruno Alexander (actor), Bruno Alexander (miscellaneous crew), Bruno Alexander (actor), Van Snowden (actor), Van Snowden (actor), Van Snowden (miscellaneous crew), Denise McKenna (actress),

Plot: In Gooseberry Glen, Mother Goose lives with her friendly gander, Bertram. She and Bertram help the community and interact with each other. Originally produced in 1987, the treasury uses puppets and live action to bring alive the famous characters.

Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical, Short,

After Tomorrow (1932)

Actors: Sonya Levien (writer), John Arledge (actor), William Collier Sr. (actor), Charles Farrell (actor), Ben Hall (actor), Ralph Morgan (actor), Ferdinand Munier (actor), William Pawley (actor), Lita Chevret (actress), Lita Chevret (actress), Minna Gombell (actress), Greta Granstedt (actress), John Arledge (actor), Nora Lane (actress), Marian Nixon (actress),

Plot: In the Depression, Pete and Sidney are good kids, working hard, giving money to their parents, and engaged for three years while they save to get married. Each has a selfish mother: Sydney's is cold, Pete's is clingy. Sidney's mother is looking for her own happiness, no matter how much that search harms her daughter and long-suffering husband; and, the longer the engagement lingers, the more pressure Pete's mom puts on Sidney to break it off and set her son free. "After Tomorrow" is Pete and Sidney's favorite song, but with illness, poverty, and temptation: will that good day ever come?

Keywords: american-dream, based-on-play, basement-apartment, calling-parent-by-first-name, chewing-gum, determination, divorce, doctor, door-bell, duet
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Peter Piper: Listen, dumbbell - I went to school.::Sidney Taylor: No one would ever know it.::Peter Piper: Is that so? Want to hear me spell "eucalyptus"?

Mrs. Piper: I suppose I'm a fool.::Willie Taylor: Did anyone ever dispute that?

Peter Piper: See you consequently!

Sidney Taylor: Have you had some words with her?::Willie Taylor: A few, but she had most of them.

Betty: Say, it's getting so that two people can't neck in public without being stepped on!

Peter Piper: What's the matter?::Sidney Taylor: Well, that blonde never misses a chance. I suppose she thinks you're pretty hot stuff.::Peter Piper: She's right, isn't she? Ain't I known as Pete the It Man? Why, I have a way of exciting women so much that they lie down and beg me to walk over them. I'm the guy that put the "it" in "idiot." Listen, kid. There isn't anybody within a thousand miles of you. If she were platinum from head to toe, and her father was Rockefeller and her mother was the queen of Romania, she'd still be a headache to me.

Peter Piper: With my mother's independence and your mother's bills, we'll go to the altar in wheelchairs.

Willie Taylor: Subway crowded?::Sidney Taylor: Was it! I made a lot of close acquaintances. If one of those guys had gotten any more intimate, you would have had to make him marry me, Dad.

Sidney Taylor: Where's the bug powder, Ma?::Else Taylor: It doesn't do any good. The people upstairs have been sending the same roaches down here so many years, I'm beginning to recognize them.

Else Taylor: Anybody would think that I was nothing but the cook around here.::Willie Taylor: Not after a couple of your meals, dear.::Else Taylor: I baked those biscuits with my own hands tonight.::Willie Taylor: Who helped you lift them out of the oven?