'Network Affiliate' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
The Stepford Wives (2004)
Actors:
Meredith Vieira (actress),
David Arnold (composer),
Bette Midler (actress),
Glenn Close (actress),
Scott Rudin (producer),
Edgar J. Scherick (producer),
Jon Lovitz (actor),
Nicole Kidman (actress),
Christopher Walken (actor),
Matt Malloy (actor),
Larry King (actor),
Faith Hill (actress),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Frank Oz (director),
Ann Roth (costume designer),
Plot: Joanna Eberhart, a wildly succesful president of a TV Network, after a series of shocking events suffers a nervous breakdown and is moved by her milquetoast of a husband, Walter, from Manhattan to the chic, upper-class and very modern planned community of Stepford, Connecticut. Once there, she makes good friends with the ascerbic Bobbie Markowitz, a jewish writer who's also a recovering alcoholic. Together they find out, much to their growing stupor and-then horror, that all the housewives in town are strangely blissful, and somehow... doomed. What is going on behind the closed doors of the Stepford Men's Association and the Stepford Day Spa? Why is everything perfect here? Will it be too late for Joanna and Bobbie when they finally find out?
Keywords: android, anti-feminism, attempted-murder, automaton, based-on-novel, battle-of-the-sexes, black-comedy, cartoon-on-tv, community, connecticut
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Thriller,
Taglines: Make one. The wives of Stepford have a secret. Are you a Stepford wife? Are you a Stepford husband? Couple, ask yourselves: Would you move to Stepford?
Quotes:
[after he's de-Stepfordized]::Roger Bannister: What am I wearing?
Walter Kresby: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.::Joanna Eberhart: No more black? Are you insane?::Walter Kresby: You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?::Joanna Eberhart: Ever since I was a little girl.
Claire Wellington: Well, aren't you a bug's ear.::Kimberly Kresby: Bugs don't have ears.::Claire Wellington: Why, aren't you sassy? And a little sad.::[seeing Joanna in the car]::Claire Wellington: And this must be Joanna.::[whispering to Walter]::Claire Wellington: Electroshock?::Walter Kresby: Yes, but she's doing much better.::Claire Wellington: Hello, little energizer.
Mike Wellington: Only one can survive.
Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.::Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!
Bobbi Markowitz: I got you Mace Windu and Amidala.::Max Markowitz: And Boba Fett?::Bobbi Markowitz: They were all sold out.::Max Markowitz: Aw, Mom.::[grumbles]::Bobbi Markowitz: Here's five hundred dollars.
Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?" [gasps] Connecticut.
Mike Wellington: My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.::Joanna Eberhard: Where?::Mike Wellington: Microsoft.::Ted Van Sant: NASA.::Vic Stevens: Disney.::Stan Peters: AOL.::Joanna Eberhard: Is that why the women are so slow?
Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...::Bobbie Markowitz: That's right, Joanna! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.::Joanna Eberhart: Yes, your new book!::Bobbie Markowitz: [starts advancing on Joanna] That's right! That's what's important, my new cookbook. And my husband, and my family, and making a perfect home. It's a lesson every gal needs to learn, especially you. I'm your friend, Joanna, I'm going to help you. You need me.::Joanna Eberhart: You stay away from me!::Bobbie Markowitz: You are driven.::Joanna Eberhart: Well, sometimes...::Bobbie Markowitz: And you're selfish! You wanna rule the world! I can fix you. I can change you.::Joanna Eberhart: [notices Bobbie's hand is resting upon the lit stove, yet she doesn't burn] What... have... they... done... to... you?::Bobbie Markowitz: Let's get busy!
'Balance of Power' Host: Who makes more money?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who enters Iron Man triathalons every year and wins?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot sexy lesbian?::Tara, Bob: [both buzz at once] I do!
The Stepford Wives (2004)
Actors:
Meredith Vieira (actress),
David Arnold (composer),
Bette Midler (actress),
Glenn Close (actress),
Scott Rudin (producer),
Edgar J. Scherick (producer),
Jon Lovitz (actor),
Nicole Kidman (actress),
Christopher Walken (actor),
Matt Malloy (actor),
Larry King (actor),
Faith Hill (actress),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Frank Oz (director),
Ann Roth (costume designer),
Plot: Joanna Eberhart, a wildly succesful president of a TV Network, after a series of shocking events suffers a nervous breakdown and is moved by her milquetoast of a husband, Walter, from Manhattan to the chic, upper-class and very modern planned community of Stepford, Connecticut. Once there, she makes good friends with the ascerbic Bobbie Markowitz, a jewish writer who's also a recovering alcoholic. Together they find out, much to their growing stupor and-then horror, that all the housewives in town are strangely blissful, and somehow... doomed. What is going on behind the closed doors of the Stepford Men's Association and the Stepford Day Spa? Why is everything perfect here? Will it be too late for Joanna and Bobbie when they finally find out?
Keywords: android, anti-feminism, attempted-murder, automaton, based-on-novel, battle-of-the-sexes, black-comedy, cartoon-on-tv, community, connecticut
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Thriller,
Taglines: Make one. The wives of Stepford have a secret. Are you a Stepford wife? Are you a Stepford husband? Couple, ask yourselves: Would you move to Stepford?
Quotes:
[after he's de-Stepfordized]::Roger Bannister: What am I wearing?
Walter Kresby: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.::Joanna Eberhart: No more black? Are you insane?::Walter Kresby: You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?::Joanna Eberhart: Ever since I was a little girl.
Claire Wellington: Well, aren't you a bug's ear.::Kimberly Kresby: Bugs don't have ears.::Claire Wellington: Why, aren't you sassy? And a little sad.::[seeing Joanna in the car]::Claire Wellington: And this must be Joanna.::[whispering to Walter]::Claire Wellington: Electroshock?::Walter Kresby: Yes, but she's doing much better.::Claire Wellington: Hello, little energizer.
Mike Wellington: Only one can survive.
Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.::Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!
Bobbi Markowitz: I got you Mace Windu and Amidala.::Max Markowitz: And Boba Fett?::Bobbi Markowitz: They were all sold out.::Max Markowitz: Aw, Mom.::[grumbles]::Bobbi Markowitz: Here's five hundred dollars.
Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?" [gasps] Connecticut.
Mike Wellington: My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.::Joanna Eberhard: Where?::Mike Wellington: Microsoft.::Ted Van Sant: NASA.::Vic Stevens: Disney.::Stan Peters: AOL.::Joanna Eberhard: Is that why the women are so slow?
Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...::Bobbie Markowitz: That's right, Joanna! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.::Joanna Eberhart: Yes, your new book!::Bobbie Markowitz: [starts advancing on Joanna] That's right! That's what's important, my new cookbook. And my husband, and my family, and making a perfect home. It's a lesson every gal needs to learn, especially you. I'm your friend, Joanna, I'm going to help you. You need me.::Joanna Eberhart: You stay away from me!::Bobbie Markowitz: You are driven.::Joanna Eberhart: Well, sometimes...::Bobbie Markowitz: And you're selfish! You wanna rule the world! I can fix you. I can change you.::Joanna Eberhart: [notices Bobbie's hand is resting upon the lit stove, yet she doesn't burn] What... have... they... done... to... you?::Bobbie Markowitz: Let's get busy!
'Balance of Power' Host: Who makes more money?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who enters Iron Man triathalons every year and wins?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot sexy lesbian?::Tara, Bob: [both buzz at once] I do!
The Stepford Wives (2004)
Actors:
Meredith Vieira (actress),
David Arnold (composer),
Bette Midler (actress),
Glenn Close (actress),
Scott Rudin (producer),
Edgar J. Scherick (producer),
Jon Lovitz (actor),
Nicole Kidman (actress),
Christopher Walken (actor),
Matt Malloy (actor),
Larry King (actor),
Faith Hill (actress),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Frank Oz (director),
Ann Roth (costume designer),
Plot: Joanna Eberhart, a wildly succesful president of a TV Network, after a series of shocking events suffers a nervous breakdown and is moved by her milquetoast of a husband, Walter, from Manhattan to the chic, upper-class and very modern planned community of Stepford, Connecticut. Once there, she makes good friends with the ascerbic Bobbie Markowitz, a jewish writer who's also a recovering alcoholic. Together they find out, much to their growing stupor and-then horror, that all the housewives in town are strangely blissful, and somehow... doomed. What is going on behind the closed doors of the Stepford Men's Association and the Stepford Day Spa? Why is everything perfect here? Will it be too late for Joanna and Bobbie when they finally find out?
Keywords: android, anti-feminism, attempted-murder, automaton, based-on-novel, battle-of-the-sexes, black-comedy, cartoon-on-tv, community, connecticut
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Thriller,
Taglines: Make one. The wives of Stepford have a secret. Are you a Stepford wife? Are you a Stepford husband? Couple, ask yourselves: Would you move to Stepford?
Quotes:
[after he's de-Stepfordized]::Roger Bannister: What am I wearing?
Walter Kresby: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.::Joanna Eberhart: No more black? Are you insane?::Walter Kresby: You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?::Joanna Eberhart: Ever since I was a little girl.
Claire Wellington: Well, aren't you a bug's ear.::Kimberly Kresby: Bugs don't have ears.::Claire Wellington: Why, aren't you sassy? And a little sad.::[seeing Joanna in the car]::Claire Wellington: And this must be Joanna.::[whispering to Walter]::Claire Wellington: Electroshock?::Walter Kresby: Yes, but she's doing much better.::Claire Wellington: Hello, little energizer.
Mike Wellington: Only one can survive.
Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.::Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!
Bobbi Markowitz: I got you Mace Windu and Amidala.::Max Markowitz: And Boba Fett?::Bobbi Markowitz: They were all sold out.::Max Markowitz: Aw, Mom.::[grumbles]::Bobbi Markowitz: Here's five hundred dollars.
Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?" [gasps] Connecticut.
Mike Wellington: My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.::Joanna Eberhard: Where?::Mike Wellington: Microsoft.::Ted Van Sant: NASA.::Vic Stevens: Disney.::Stan Peters: AOL.::Joanna Eberhard: Is that why the women are so slow?
Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...::Bobbie Markowitz: That's right, Joanna! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.::Joanna Eberhart: Yes, your new book!::Bobbie Markowitz: [starts advancing on Joanna] That's right! That's what's important, my new cookbook. And my husband, and my family, and making a perfect home. It's a lesson every gal needs to learn, especially you. I'm your friend, Joanna, I'm going to help you. You need me.::Joanna Eberhart: You stay away from me!::Bobbie Markowitz: You are driven.::Joanna Eberhart: Well, sometimes...::Bobbie Markowitz: And you're selfish! You wanna rule the world! I can fix you. I can change you.::Joanna Eberhart: [notices Bobbie's hand is resting upon the lit stove, yet she doesn't burn] What... have... they... done... to... you?::Bobbie Markowitz: Let's get busy!
'Balance of Power' Host: Who makes more money?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who enters Iron Man triathalons every year and wins?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot sexy lesbian?::Tara, Bob: [both buzz at once] I do!
The Stepford Wives (2004)
Actors:
Meredith Vieira (actress),
David Arnold (composer),
Bette Midler (actress),
Glenn Close (actress),
Scott Rudin (producer),
Edgar J. Scherick (producer),
Jon Lovitz (actor),
Nicole Kidman (actress),
Christopher Walken (actor),
Matt Malloy (actor),
Larry King (actor),
Faith Hill (actress),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Frank Oz (director),
Ann Roth (costume designer),
Plot: Joanna Eberhart, a wildly succesful president of a TV Network, after a series of shocking events suffers a nervous breakdown and is moved by her milquetoast of a husband, Walter, from Manhattan to the chic, upper-class and very modern planned community of Stepford, Connecticut. Once there, she makes good friends with the ascerbic Bobbie Markowitz, a jewish writer who's also a recovering alcoholic. Together they find out, much to their growing stupor and-then horror, that all the housewives in town are strangely blissful, and somehow... doomed. What is going on behind the closed doors of the Stepford Men's Association and the Stepford Day Spa? Why is everything perfect here? Will it be too late for Joanna and Bobbie when they finally find out?
Keywords: android, anti-feminism, attempted-murder, automaton, based-on-novel, battle-of-the-sexes, black-comedy, cartoon-on-tv, community, connecticut
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Thriller,
Taglines: Make one. The wives of Stepford have a secret. Are you a Stepford wife? Are you a Stepford husband? Couple, ask yourselves: Would you move to Stepford?
Quotes:
[after he's de-Stepfordized]::Roger Bannister: What am I wearing?
Walter Kresby: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.::Joanna Eberhart: No more black? Are you insane?::Walter Kresby: You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?::Joanna Eberhart: Ever since I was a little girl.
Claire Wellington: Well, aren't you a bug's ear.::Kimberly Kresby: Bugs don't have ears.::Claire Wellington: Why, aren't you sassy? And a little sad.::[seeing Joanna in the car]::Claire Wellington: And this must be Joanna.::[whispering to Walter]::Claire Wellington: Electroshock?::Walter Kresby: Yes, but she's doing much better.::Claire Wellington: Hello, little energizer.
Mike Wellington: Only one can survive.
Stepford Wife: I'm going to use a pinecone as the baby Jesus this year.::Bobbi Markowitz: And I'm going to attach a pinecone to my vibrator and have a really merry Christmas!
Bobbi Markowitz: I got you Mace Windu and Amidala.::Max Markowitz: And Boba Fett?::Bobbi Markowitz: They were all sold out.::Max Markowitz: Aw, Mom.::[grumbles]::Bobbi Markowitz: Here's five hundred dollars.
Claire Wellington: I asked myself, "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?" [gasps] Connecticut.
Mike Wellington: My real name isn't Mike, it's just a nickname from where I used to work.::Joanna Eberhard: Where?::Mike Wellington: Microsoft.::Ted Van Sant: NASA.::Vic Stevens: Disney.::Stan Peters: AOL.::Joanna Eberhard: Is that why the women are so slow?
Joanna Eberhart: Bobbie! Bobbie... this isn't you...::Bobbie Markowitz: That's right, Joanna! This isn't me, it's a whole new me. I'm happy, and I'm healthy, because I understand what's important in life.::Joanna Eberhart: Yes, your new book!::Bobbie Markowitz: [starts advancing on Joanna] That's right! That's what's important, my new cookbook. And my husband, and my family, and making a perfect home. It's a lesson every gal needs to learn, especially you. I'm your friend, Joanna, I'm going to help you. You need me.::Joanna Eberhart: You stay away from me!::Bobbie Markowitz: You are driven.::Joanna Eberhart: Well, sometimes...::Bobbie Markowitz: And you're selfish! You wanna rule the world! I can fix you. I can change you.::Joanna Eberhart: [notices Bobbie's hand is resting upon the lit stove, yet she doesn't burn] What... have... they... done... to... you?::Bobbie Markowitz: Let's get busy!
'Balance of Power' Host: Who makes more money?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who enters Iron Man triathalons every year and wins?::Tara: [buzzes] I do!::'Balance of Power' Host: Who secretly wishes they were married to a hot sexy lesbian?::Tara, Bob: [both buzz at once] I do!