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Rebel Wilson, the Australian actor famed for her roles in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, has poked fun at the diversity controversies dominating this year’s awards season.
Speaking on stage at this year’s Baftas, Wilson – shortly to be seen in How to be Single and in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Grimsby – said she had been “been practicing my transgender face” in the hope of securing an award in coming years.
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Anderson Biko | Bass
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Produced and recorded by Júlio Miotto (January-July 2015)
Video directed by Calone Hoffman
LYRICS:
Do you want to be an athlete?
Be in a big competition?
I have great news.
You are already in one.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
The smartest
The strongest
The pretty one
The one with the best car
The richest
The quickest
The powerful
The one with the best wife
The coolest
The hottest
The popular
The one with the best grades
Compete!
Doctors want you to be sick.
Lawyers want crimes.
Pharmacies want you infected.
Leaders want desperation.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
We cannot escape!
Why don’t you just be yourself?
Stop comparing to your neighbor.
Do your best, do what you think it’s right,
and there will be no competition.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
WE MIGHT ESCAPE!
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Deadpan is a fictionally story, although the disorder is real.
Deadpan Cast
Colombia Wilson Kathryn Paulson
Finn Cooper Hartley (sorry I spelt it wrong in the credits)
Benjamin Wilson Jerome Nesheim
Rachel Skinner Claire Mohr
Zoey Jasmine Foster
Heather Bailey Miles
Dr. Rowen Tammie Paulson
Dr. Wes Nan Bell
Screenplay by Nicole Luttrell
Directed by Nicole Luttrell
Produced by Nicole Luttrell
Edited by Nicole Luttrell
Assisted by Elizabeth Schmahl
Makeup Sydnie Fjelland
Music Breathe Me by Sia
Hold Me Down by Halsey
I do not own the songs in this movie, no copyright infringement is intended.
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[ Season 1 | Episode 13 ]
Deadpan plans to cause havoc disguised as Freakazoid!
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Deadpan
Deadpan is an adjective, describing a deliberately emotionless and otherwise impassive, matter-of-fact manner. It is also a form of comic delivery in which humor is presented without a change in emotion or body language. It is usually spoken in a casual, monotone, or cantankerous voice, and expresses a calm, sincere, or grave demeanor, often in spite of the ridiculousness of the subject matter. This delivery is also called dry humor or dry wit, when the intent, but not the presentation, is humorous, blunt, oblique, sarcastic, laconic, or apparently unintentional.
Etymology
The term deadpan first emerged as an adjective or adverb in the 1920s, as a compound word combining "dead" and "pan" (a slang term for the face). The oldest usage recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary comes from The New York Times (1928), which defines the term as "playing a role with expressionless face". An example of this usage is in a scene from the 1934 film The Gay Bride in which a gangster tells a man on the other end of a phone conversation to "give it a dead pan" (with the emphasis on "pan"), so that the man does not inadvertently alert anyone else in the room as to the importance of what the gangster is about to say. The usage of deadpan as a verb ("to speak, act, or utter in a deadpan manner; to maintain a dead pan") is recorded at least as far back as 1942.
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1:20What Is Deadpan Comedy? : Comedy Tips
What Is Deadpan Comedy? : Comedy TipsWhat Is Deadpan Comedy? : Comedy Tips
Subscribe Now: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=Ehow Watch More: http://www.youtube.com/Ehow Deadpan comedy is a very popular style of comedy in the world today. Find out about deadpan comedy with help from a professional stand up comic in this free video clip. Expert: Lisa Corrao Contact: www.LisaCorrao.com Bio: Lisa Corrao is a professional stand-up comic. Filmmaker: Paul Muller Series Description: Comedy requires a lot more than just saying something funny or getting up on a stage. Get a few comedy tips that will help make your dream of becoming a professional come true with help from a professional stand up comic in this free video series. -
1:39Baftas 2016: Rebel Wilson's deadpan speech
Baftas 2016: Rebel Wilson's deadpan speechBaftas 2016: Rebel Wilson's deadpan speech
Rebel Wilson, the Australian actor famed for her roles in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, has poked fun at the diversity controversies dominating this year’s awards season. Speaking on stage at this year’s Baftas, Wilson – shortly to be seen in How to be Single and in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Grimsby – said she had been “been practicing my transgender face” in the hope of securing an award in coming years. -
4:05DEADPAN - Life Olympic Games (Official Music Video)
DEADPAN - Life Olympic Games (Official Music Video)DEADPAN - Life Olympic Games (Official Music Video)
Track from the album "In Aliens We Trust" ▶ Buy the album: https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/ ▶ Subscribe to our channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeDeadpan CONNECT WITH US: ▶ Official Website: http://www.deadpanofficial.com ▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/deadpanofficial ▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadpanofficial STREAMING: ▶ https://soundcloud.com/deadpanofficial ▶ https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/track/life-olympic-games DEADPAN is: Anderson Biko | Bass Gustavo Novloski | Vocals and Guitars Igor Thiesen | Drums Produced and recorded by Júlio Miotto (January-July 2015) Video directed by Calone Hoffman LYRICS: Do you want to be an athlete? Be in a big competition? I have great news. You are already in one. Life Olympic Games A competition we cannot escape The smartest The strongest The pretty one The one with the best car The richest The quickest The powerful The one with the best wife The coolest The hottest The popular The one with the best grades Compete! Doctors want you to be sick. Lawyers want crimes. Pharmacies want you infected. Leaders want desperation. Life Olympic Games A competition we cannot escape We cannot escape! Why don’t you just be yourself? Stop comparing to your neighbor. Do your best, do what you think it’s right, and there will be no competition. Life Olympic Games A competition we cannot escape WE MIGHT ESCAPE! -
3:45Sworn In - Deadpan *The Death Card - Album Stream*
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16:18Deadpan- A Short Film
Deadpan- A Short FilmDeadpan- A Short Film
Deadpan is a fictionally story, although the disorder is real. Deadpan Cast Colombia Wilson Kathryn Paulson Finn Cooper Hartley (sorry I spelt it wrong in the credits) Benjamin Wilson Jerome Nesheim Rachel Skinner Claire Mohr Zoey Jasmine Foster Heather Bailey Miles Dr. Rowen Tammie Paulson Dr. Wes Nan Bell Screenplay by Nicole Luttrell Directed by Nicole Luttrell Produced by Nicole Luttrell Edited by Nicole Luttrell Assisted by Elizabeth Schmahl Makeup Sydnie Fjelland Music Breathe Me by Sia Hold Me Down by Halsey I do not own the songs in this movie, no copyright infringement is intended. "Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for -fair use- for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use." -
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1:22Freakazoid #13.1 - Deadpan Intro
Freakazoid #13.1 - Deadpan IntroFreakazoid #13.1 - Deadpan Intro
[ Season 1 | Episode 13 ] Deadpan plans to cause havoc disguised as Freakazoid!
'Deadpan' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Deadpan (2010)
Actors: Karyn Yee (actress), Karyn Yee (director), Karyn Yee (writer), Karyn Yee (producer), Chris Page (editor), Chris Page (writer), Chris Page (director), Will MacDonald (actor), Richard Walker (composer), Kylie Fauchelle (actor), Jenny Harrison (actress), Rob Frangnito (actor),
Genres: Drama, Short,Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel (1991)
Actors: Sherilyn Fenn (actress), Paul Bartel (actor), Pierre David (producer), Kenneth Tobey (actor), David Hewlett (actor), Holly Dorff (actress), Donald P. Borchers (producer), David Johansen (actor), Gary Schwartz (actor), Betty Pecha Madden (costume designer), Whip Hubley (actor), James Gavin Bedford (editor), Toby Forlenza (miscellaneous crew), Ray Zimmerman (miscellaneous crew), Russell Clark (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Right after Disneyland opens in Anaheim, California, in 1955, a toy salesman in town for a convention brings his wife with him so they can both go to Disneyland. They stay at a rundown place called the Sunset Motel nearby. Soon the wife is having an affair with a man staying at the motel. The husband hires a psychotic criminal to spy on them, the wife and her lover plan to murder the husband, and the voyeuristic motel manager is spying on everybody.
Keywords: 1950s, amnesia, black-comedy, blackmail, brunette, desire, directorial-debut, female-lead, femme-fatale, husband-wife-relationshipGenres: Comedy, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Sex, intrigue and murder, without reservations. I want to be missed. I want to be mourned. I want to be wanted dead or alive.
Quotes:
[smooching]::Bridey: Oh, take me Auggie! Take me to Disneyland.Chester: Beautiful day, isn't it! [mumbling] If the bomb doesn't fall.
Deadpan: You're so damned happy in your safe little circle. Do you know where you'll be thirty years from now? Exercising... [begins snapping fingers]... bargain hunting, 3-D TV in your back-pack jet. You'll have a boss on your neck, kids at your feet, head deep in debt, can't get to sleep. Cause you'll be thinking back to now, going, "I remember then...", but you don't, you missed it, and you'll miss it again. So when you're lying there crying out... "Where is enlightenment?" Just remember how... I told you now; it's in the sound... of one hand. [fingersnap flourish]
Princess O'Hara (1935)
Actors: Tom Dugan (actor), A.S. 'Pop' Byron (actor), Edgar Dearing (actor), Henry Armetta (actor), Eddie Baker (actor), James Burke (actor), William Arnold (actor), Vince Barnett (actor), Russ Clark (actor), Matthew Betz (actor), Ed Brady (actor), Max Davidson (actor), George Davis (actor), J. Gunnis Davis (actor), Dick Elliott (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Drama,Beginner's Luck (1935)
Actors: Ruth Hiatt (actress), Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer (actor), Bess Flowers (actress), Jerry Tucker (actor), Charlie Hall (actor), Scotty Beckett (actor), Matthew 'Stymie' Beard (actor), Billie 'Buckwheat' Thomas (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Jack 'Tiny' Lipson (actor), George 'Spanky' McFarland (actor), Robert McKenzie (actor), James C. Morton (actor), Tom Herbert (actor), May Wallace (actress),
Plot: Spanky's mother is convinced that he is the most talented child entered in the talent contest. Spanky, however, wishes his mother would stop pushing him to perform. He arranges for his friends to sit in the front row and "ruin" his performance. But backstage Spanky meets Marianne, a little girl whose mother is depending on the prize money. When Marianne freezes onstage with stage fright, Spanky must find a way to overcome his own sabotage and win the prize, so he can give it to Marianne.
Keywords: amateur-contest, amateur-night, armor, boy, children, dress-ripped-off, girl, given-the-hook, gladiator-costume, hecklingGenres: Comedy, Family, Short,
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What Is Deadpan Comedy? : Comedy Tips
Subscribe Now: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=Ehow Watch More: http://www.youtube.com/Ehow Deadpan comedy is a very popular style of comedy in the world today. Find out about deadpan comedy with help from a professional stand up comic in this free video clip. Expert: Lisa Corrao Contact: www.LisaCorrao.com Bio: Lisa Corrao is a professional stand-up comic. Filmmaker: Paul Muller Series Description: Comedy requires a lot more than just saying something funny or getting up on a stage. Get a few comedy tips that will help make your dream of becoming a professional come true with help from a professional stand up comic in this free video series. -
Baftas 2016: Rebel Wilson's deadpan speech
Rebel Wilson, the Australian actor famed for her roles in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, has poked fun at the diversity controversies dominating this year’s awards season. Speaking on stage at this year’s Baftas, Wilson – shortly to be seen in How to be Single and in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Grimsby – said she had been “been practicing my transgender face” in the hope of securing an award in coming years. -
DEADPAN - Life Olympic Games (Official Music Video)
Track from the album "In Aliens We Trust" ▶ Buy the album: https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/ ▶ Subscribe to our channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeDeadpan CONNECT WITH US: ▶ Official Website: http://www.deadpanofficial.com ▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/deadpanofficial ▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadpanofficial STREAMING: ▶ https://soundcloud.com/deadpanofficial ▶ https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/track/life-olympic-games DEADPAN is: Anderson Biko | Bass Gustavo Novloski | Vocals and Guitars Igor Thiesen | Drums Produced and recorded by Júlio Miotto (January-July 2015) Video directed by Calone Hoffman LYRICS: Do you want to be an athlete? Be in a big competition? I have great news. You are already in one. Life Olympic Games A competition we cannot esca... -
Sworn In - Deadpan *The Death Card - Album Stream*
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Deadpan- A Short Film
Deadpan is a fictionally story, although the disorder is real. Deadpan Cast Colombia Wilson Kathryn Paulson Finn Cooper Hartley (sorry I spelt it wrong in the credits) Benjamin Wilson Jerome Nesheim Rachel Skinner Claire Mohr Zoey Jasmine Foster Heather Bailey Miles Dr. Rowen Tammie Paulson Dr. Wes Nan Bell Screenplay by Nicole Luttrell Directed by Nicole Luttrell Produced by Nicole Luttrell Edited by Nicole Luttrell Assisted by Elizabeth Schmahl Makeup Sydnie Fjelland Music Breathe Me by Sia Hold Me Down by Halsey ... -
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[ Season 1 | Episode 13 ] Deadpan plans to cause havoc disguised as Freakazoid!
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Comic Relief "Steven Wright " Stand Up Comedy 1980's
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- Updated: 03 Feb 2010
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What Is Deadpan Comedy? : Comedy Tips
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Series Description: Comedy requires a lot more than just saying something funny or getting up on a stage. Get a few comedy tips that will help make your dream of becoming a professional come true with help from a professional stand up comic in this free video series.
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Series Description: Comedy requires a lot more than just saying something funny or getting up on a stage. Get a few comedy tips that will help make your dream of becoming a professional come true with help from a professional stand up comic in this free video series.
- published: 20 Aug 2012
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Baftas 2016: Rebel Wilson's deadpan speech
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- Duration: 1:39
- Updated: 14 Feb 2016
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Rebel Wilson, the Australian actor famed for her roles in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, has poked fun at the diversity controversies dominating this year’s awa...
Rebel Wilson, the Australian actor famed for her roles in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, has poked fun at the diversity controversies dominating this year’s awards season.
Speaking on stage at this year’s Baftas, Wilson – shortly to be seen in How to be Single and in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Grimsby – said she had been “been practicing my transgender face” in the hope of securing an award in coming years.
wn.com/Baftas 2016 Rebel Wilson's Deadpan Speech
Rebel Wilson, the Australian actor famed for her roles in Pitch Perfect and Bridesmaids, has poked fun at the diversity controversies dominating this year’s awards season.
Speaking on stage at this year’s Baftas, Wilson – shortly to be seen in How to be Single and in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Grimsby – said she had been “been practicing my transgender face” in the hope of securing an award in coming years.
- published: 14 Feb 2016
- views: 499690
DEADPAN - Life Olympic Games (Official Music Video)
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- Duration: 4:05
- Updated: 05 Jul 2015
- views: 8968
Track from the album "In Aliens We Trust"
▶ Buy the album: https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/
▶ Subscribe to our channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeDeadpan
CO...
Track from the album "In Aliens We Trust"
▶ Buy the album: https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/
▶ Subscribe to our channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeDeadpan
CONNECT WITH US:
▶ Official Website: http://www.deadpanofficial.com
▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/deadpanofficial
▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadpanofficial
STREAMING:
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▶ https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/track/life-olympic-games
DEADPAN is:
Anderson Biko | Bass
Gustavo Novloski | Vocals and Guitars
Igor Thiesen | Drums
Produced and recorded by Júlio Miotto (January-July 2015)
Video directed by Calone Hoffman
LYRICS:
Do you want to be an athlete?
Be in a big competition?
I have great news.
You are already in one.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
The smartest
The strongest
The pretty one
The one with the best car
The richest
The quickest
The powerful
The one with the best wife
The coolest
The hottest
The popular
The one with the best grades
Compete!
Doctors want you to be sick.
Lawyers want crimes.
Pharmacies want you infected.
Leaders want desperation.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
We cannot escape!
Why don’t you just be yourself?
Stop comparing to your neighbor.
Do your best, do what you think it’s right,
and there will be no competition.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
WE MIGHT ESCAPE!
wn.com/Deadpan Life Olympic Games (Official Music Video)
Track from the album "In Aliens We Trust"
▶ Buy the album: https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/
▶ Subscribe to our channel: http://bit.ly/SubscribeDeadpan
CONNECT WITH US:
▶ Official Website: http://www.deadpanofficial.com
▶ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/deadpanofficial
▶ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deadpanofficial
STREAMING:
▶ https://soundcloud.com/deadpanofficial
▶ https://deadpanofficial.bandcamp.com/track/life-olympic-games
DEADPAN is:
Anderson Biko | Bass
Gustavo Novloski | Vocals and Guitars
Igor Thiesen | Drums
Produced and recorded by Júlio Miotto (January-July 2015)
Video directed by Calone Hoffman
LYRICS:
Do you want to be an athlete?
Be in a big competition?
I have great news.
You are already in one.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
The smartest
The strongest
The pretty one
The one with the best car
The richest
The quickest
The powerful
The one with the best wife
The coolest
The hottest
The popular
The one with the best grades
Compete!
Doctors want you to be sick.
Lawyers want crimes.
Pharmacies want you infected.
Leaders want desperation.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
We cannot escape!
Why don’t you just be yourself?
Stop comparing to your neighbor.
Do your best, do what you think it’s right,
and there will be no competition.
Life Olympic Games
A competition we cannot escape
WE MIGHT ESCAPE!
- published: 05 Jul 2015
- views: 8968
Sworn In - Deadpan *The Death Card - Album Stream*
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- Duration: 3:45
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
- views: 60602
Download 'The Death Card' on iTunes: http://bit.ly/TheDeathCard
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Deadpan- A Short Film
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- Duration: 16:18
- Updated: 21 Apr 2016
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Deadpan is a fictionally story, although the disorder is real.
Deadpan Cast
Colombia Wilson Kathryn Paulson
Finn Coop...
Deadpan is a fictionally story, although the disorder is real.
Deadpan Cast
Colombia Wilson Kathryn Paulson
Finn Cooper Hartley (sorry I spelt it wrong in the credits)
Benjamin Wilson Jerome Nesheim
Rachel Skinner Claire Mohr
Zoey Jasmine Foster
Heather Bailey Miles
Dr. Rowen Tammie Paulson
Dr. Wes Nan Bell
Screenplay by Nicole Luttrell
Directed by Nicole Luttrell
Produced by Nicole Luttrell
Edited by Nicole Luttrell
Assisted by Elizabeth Schmahl
Makeup Sydnie Fjelland
Music Breathe Me by Sia
Hold Me Down by Halsey
I do not own the songs in this movie, no copyright infringement is intended.
"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for -fair use- for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."
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Deadpan is a fictionally story, although the disorder is real.
Deadpan Cast
Colombia Wilson Kathryn Paulson
Finn Cooper Hartley (sorry I spelt it wrong in the credits)
Benjamin Wilson Jerome Nesheim
Rachel Skinner Claire Mohr
Zoey Jasmine Foster
Heather Bailey Miles
Dr. Rowen Tammie Paulson
Dr. Wes Nan Bell
Screenplay by Nicole Luttrell
Directed by Nicole Luttrell
Produced by Nicole Luttrell
Edited by Nicole Luttrell
Assisted by Elizabeth Schmahl
Makeup Sydnie Fjelland
Music Breathe Me by Sia
Hold Me Down by Halsey
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Freakazoid #13.1 - Deadpan Intro
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Lyrics list:lyrics
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Deadpan
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Deadpan
Deadpan
in parity with perfection
cause effect response
an clear field of vision
estimate pros and cons
never look before you leap
an wolf safeguarding sheep
subversive like you
immaculate like you
an object of derision
chew swallow grow
and with logical ???
estimate friend or foe
never look before you leap
an wolf safeguarding sheep
subversive like you
immaculate like you
what never was
what will be (x2)
but never was
what never was
what will be (x2)
but never was
man god (x2)
never look before you leap
an wolf safeguarding sheep
restore revive renew
sort the false from the true
subversive like you
immaculate like you
never look before you leap
an wolf safeguarding sheep
subversive like you
immaculate like you
what never was
but will be
what will be
but never was
what never was
but will be
what will be
but never was
man god (x2)
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IS attack on Afghan protest kills at least 80, wounds 231
Edit The Miami Herald 23 Jul 2016
At least 80 people were killed and another 231 wounded in the Afghan capital on Saturday, when a suicide bomber detonated his explosives-packed clothing among a large crowd of demonstrators, officials and witnesses said. In a statement issued by its news agency, Aamaq, the Islamic State group claimed responsibility for the attack on a protest march by Afghanistan's ethnic Hazaras ... Some threw stones at security forces ... Army Gen ... ....
photo: AP / Chris Carlson)
At RNC, Did Sen. Cruz Lose or Did He Trump Donald Trump?
Edit WorldNews.com 22 Jul 2016
Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas DarlingAfter finishing second in a heated and tumultuous primary race filled with slander and false accusations, Texas’ Sen. Ted Cruz, a fiery Evangelical and Constitutionalist known for leading filibusters in the Senate, came to the Republican National Convention (RNC) to bury the hatchet once and for all ... CruzCruz took the stage to cheers and a standing ovation ... Ted Cruz ... Mike Pence....
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Floods in China leave more than 150 dead, 100 missing
Edit The Irish Times 23 Jul 2016
Torrential rains that have swept through China have killed at least 154 people and left 124 missing, officials said on Saturday. Most of the casualties reported are from a northern province where villagers complained about lack of warning before a deadly flash flood. The rains, which began on Monday, have flooded streams, triggered landslides and destroyed homes across the country ... Flash flood ... Agencies. . . ....
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Pak-based terror groups target India's interests in Afghanistan: Envoy
Edit One India 23 Jul 2016
United Nations, July 23. Pakistan-based terror groups such as LeT, the Taliban, JeM and al-Qaeda target India's interests and goals in Afghanistan and pursue other objectives like creating sanctuaries and safe havens in tribal areas between Kabul and Islamabad, the Afghan ... ....
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Russian warplanes targeted US, British outpost in Syria: report
Edit Kashmir Observer 22 Jul 2016
WASHINGTON. Russian warplanes bombed a remote outpost in Syria used by elite US and British forces last month as well as another site linked to the CIA, the Wall Street Journal reported on Friday ... US officials and rebel commanders told the Journal that the outpost was hit with cluster munitions....
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My Adventures With Tim Kaine
Edit Politico 23 Jul 2016
From 2008 to 2010, Beau Cribbs served as the body man—a politician’s ever-present personal assistant—for Tim Kaine, then the governor of Virginia and now the Democratic candidate for vice president ... So, the question on everyone’s mind. Boring or not boring? ... Is he a funny guy? ... … He gets all kinds of humor, but he’s just kind of—I don’t know, he’s not deadpan; he’s a little goofy. Here’s a story ... He would try to stump me in the car ... Pepper....
The Authentic Death of Hendry Jones by Charles Neider review
Edit The Irish Times 23 Jul 2016
The Kid wasn’t particularly old, only 24 or so, but Hendry Jones was already fatalistic, tired of killing and even more weary of waiting to be killed ... This is the 60th-anniversary republication of a terrific deadpan yarn that not only captures the violence and multiple ironies of an ambivalent genre, in which many of the outlaws changed sides and became lawmen, but also conveys the essential eeriness of it all ... Doc Baker is no saint ... ....
Noles In High Demand At ACC Kickoff (Florida State Seminoles)
Edit Public Technologies 23 Jul 2016
(Source. Florida State Seminoles). By Tim Linafelt. Seminoles.com Senior Writer. TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - DeMarcus Walker doesn't consider himself much of a morning person ... WATCH. Jimbo Fisher at ACC Kickoff ... 'It's fun,' Walker said. 'I'm blessed to be here and represent my team.'. Tiger by the tail ... Clemson visits FSU on Oct. 29 ... 1, FSU's on Aug. 9) and season openers ... 3 ... Other quirky questions for Cook - along with his deadpan answers - included.....
Jon Stewart electrifies late night
Edit Orlando Sentinel 22 Jul 2016
The standout performance in late-night Thursday came from Jon Stewart, who visited "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.". Stewart crawled out from under Colbert's desk to lambaste Donald Trump and Fox News Channel. Colbert and Stewart delighted -- deadpan style -- that Roger Ailes is out at Fox... ....
Joe Flacco Fails As Car Salesman In Latest Commercial (Baltimore Ravens)
Edit Public Technologies 22 Jul 2016Hypnotism is the latest weird parenting trend
Edit New York Post 22 Jul 2016
You’re getting sleepy. Now go do your homework!. A professional hypnotist claims she can use her powers of persuasion to make even the worst-behaved kids act like angels ... But this parenting aid doesn’t come cheap. Machenberg, 56, charges $125 an hour ... “I see no downside to having Lisa hypnotize family members, but maybe that’s because she’s hypnotized me to think so,” he deadpanned ... “We can . ....
Hardy, Tillman help Orioles halt four-game skid with 4-1 win over Yankees
Edit The Miami Herald 22 Jul 2016
When shortstop J.J. Hardy gave the Orioles a first-inning lead Thursday with a two-out, two-run single off New York Yankees starter CC Sabathia, it was his club's first lead in their four-game series at Yankee Stadium ... They entered the day just 3-for-33 with runners in scoring position since the All-Star break, so they were in need of an offensive boost ... "I was real smart with Chris Tillman pitching," Showalter deadpanned ... ......
'Star Trek: Beyond' review: Saddle in and explore new worlds with the Starship Enterprise!
Edit DNA India 22 Jul 2016
--> Bryan Durham . Fri, 22 Jul 2016-09.30pm , dna webdesk. Film - Star Trek. Beyond . Director. Justin Lin . Cast. Chris Pine, Idris Elba, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Anton Yelchin, Karl Urban, John Cho, Simon Pegg. What's it about.. I';d like to say it's all about family ... ... What's hot. ... Quinto's classic nonchalance and deadpan expressions are so classic Spock, we're sure Nimoy would be smiling down wherever he is ... ....
'Ghostbusters' takes aim at misogyny and scores
Edit The Malta Independent 22 Jul 2016
The easy, electric chemistry of the four leads in Paul Feig's "Ghostbusters" acts like a firewall against the supernatural and the adolescent, alike, in this spirited reboot of the 1984 original ... It's not even "Meatballs." Ivan Reitman's "Ghostbusters" - equal parts spectacle and deadpan, inspired by "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" - was good, all right, but it wasn't some sanctified ground never to be trod on again ... ....
Jon Stewart Returns to Take Down Trump and the GOP: ‘I See Your Bullshit’
Edit The Daily Beast 22 Jul 2016
Today, Roger Ailes resigned as chairman of Fox News after scathing accusations of sexual harassment emerged and Donald Trump officially accepted the Republican presidential nomination. Those are the kinds of stories with which Jon Stewart would have had a field day back when he was hosting The Daily Show. Sadly, he’s no longer around to tell us how he feels about the news. Or is he? ... “That’s not a thing,” Stewart deadpanned ... It never was....
Gelzinis: Trump plan; Lie, deny
Edit Boston Herald 21 Jul 2016
The Melania Trump plagiarism kerfuffle reminds me of that old joke. What do you say when your wife catches you in bed with another woman?. You deny, deny, deny ... They denied the obvious ... With a deadpan face and bedroom eyes, Manafort hung on to that ridiculous denial until the campaign finally decided to stop the bleeding yesterday and cough up a designated sap, one Meredith McIver, who dutifully copped to the cribbing ... They do not care ... ....
For the love of God, stop making ‘Star Trek’ movies
Edit New York Post 21 Jul 2016
Fifty years on, the “Star Trek” franchise is still fresh. It keeps coming up with new ways to suck ... They should have called it “Star Trek Into Drowsiness.”. A menopausal James T. Kirk (Chris Pine), having lost his groove when attacked by poodle-sized gremlins, is in a reflective phase ... “Beyond” gives us 43 more examples of Kirk being inappropriately impetuous and Spock being inappropriately deadpan and expects us to laugh each time ... ....
How Mike Pence Tried to Heal the Republican Rift
Edit Time Magazine 21 Jul 2016
After Texas Sen. Ted Cruz pointedly failed to endorse Donald Trump in his primetime speech at the Republican convention, it was left to the two other keynote speakers to repair the damage ... “For most of you who don’t know me, which is most of you,” he deadpanned, “I grew up on the frontline of the American dream.” He spoke of his hardworking immigrant Irish parents and his idyllic Indiana childhood ... ....
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