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Taking the Piss (2013)

Actors: Ian Snyder (editor), Ian Snyder (director), Ian Snyder (writer), Ian Snyder (miscellaneous crew), Evan Snyder (miscellaneous crew), Cory Soukup (miscellaneous crew), Justin Richards (actor), Justin Richards (actor), Alexander Rhodes (actor), Connor Huggett (miscellaneous crew), Lucy Myrtue (actress), Karanbir Hundal (actor), Lucy Myrtue (actress), Derrick Sloan (miscellaneous crew), Zach Henry (composer),

Plot: Trevor, a deadbeat stoner with zero prospects, finally catches a break when a job offer comes along. The only thing that stands in his way is a simple drug test, which he's not entirely sure he'll pass--not without a little help from his drug dealer roommate Gaff, that is. Gaff educates Trevor on the various methods of fraudulating a urine test, and together the ragtag duo concocts the perfect scheme to land the young slacker his dream job.

Genres: Comedy, Crime,

The List (2008)

Actors: Joel Edgerton (director), Joel Edgerton (writer), Nash Edgerton (actor), Anthony Hayes (actor), Kieran Darcy-Smith (actor), Luke Doolan (editor), Justine Clarke (actress), David Michôd (actor), Tony Lynch (actor), Christopher Sharp (actor), Justin Rosniak (actor), Mike Duncan (actor), Sam Petty (composer), Mark Duncan (actor), Felicity Price (actress),

Genres: Crime, Short,

Blade Runner: Deleted and Alternate Scenes (2007)

Actors: Joanna Cassidy (actress), Harrison Ford (actor), Rutger Hauer (actor), Brion James (actor), Charles de Lauzirika (producer), Edward James Olmos (actor), Sean Young (actress), Daryl Hannah (actress), William Sanderson (actor), Joe Turkel (actor), M. Emmet Walsh (actor), Ben Astar (actor), Paul Prischman (producer), Morgan Paull (actor), Hy Pyke (actor),

Plot: This newly-assembled narrative of 24 deleted and alternate scenes from the film "Blade Runner" is presented as a unique and abridged version of the film itself, featuring never-before-heard narration by Harrison Ford. Scenes involving a hospitalized Holden and two different endings are included, as are additional clues to the true nature of Rick Deckard.

Genres: Documentary, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Rick Deckard: [narrating] I didn't know anything about Holden getting wasted at the Tyrell corporation. Why should I? I was retired. Holden was my replacement. I quit after my wife left me. She went off-world with some guy who made a fortune in the Colonies. I thought I'd have a shot at being human again. I'm Deckard, Blade Runner. Retired. At least... I thought I was retired.

Rick Deckard: [narrating] The guy who arrested me, or whatever you wanna to call it, a guy named Gaff. Smartass, real dandy. New in Blade Runner, very ambitious. Couldn't understand much of his chatter, talked garbage, a street dialect. He was probably telling me about the escape, but maybe he was talking about his girlfriend's rear end, I don't know.

Rick Deckard: [narrating] Bryant was the head of Replicant Detection, Rep Detect. The Blade Runner unit. An old timer. No particular qualifications. But he held on to his job 'cause he knew a little something about everybody. The things Bryant knew about you were the things... you didn't want anybody else to know. Made you see his point of view.

Dave Holden: It's all over, it's a wipe-out. They're almost us, Deck, it's a disease! [coughs] Push it. Push that button.::Rick Deckard: What button?::Dave Holden: The green one right there.::Rick Deckard: [Deckard pushes it] What does that do?::Dave Holden: It's for pain, asshole.

Rick Deckard: [narrating] Gaff picked me up in the morning and gave me the files on the escapees. Useless stuff, but scary. I had a headache by the time I got to page two.

Rick Deckard: [narrating] Leon must have found Hannibal Chew's adress in the personel files at Tyrell. Chew was a cottage industry genius who sold genetic research to outfits like Tyrell on a contract basis. His specialty was eyes. He loved eyes...

Rick Deckard: [narrating] All I had was a bunch of meaningless snapshots. A flake from a bathtub, a bad headache and a worse temper. I figured if I found them, there was a good chance I'd get killed. And sooner or later, I knew I was gonna find them.

Rick Deckard: [narrating] The last census showed a hundred and six million people in the city. Somwhere in the crowd I was supposed to find the four phony ones, the Replicants. I didn't know it then, but they were looking for something too.

Rick Deckard: [narrating] J.F. Sebastian was another of those oddball geniuses who did genetic designing. Hands were his his specialty. His hobby was making fancy mechanical toys. Most important, though, he had access to Eldon Tyrell. The poor jerk had no idea what was waiting for him.

Rick Deckard: [narrating] There was a sequin dress in the closet. I hadn't seen a sequin dress in twenty years. Not since my days watching hot-pantsers in the fourth sector.

Blade Runner (1982)

Actors: Charles de Lauzirika (producer), M. Emmet Walsh (actor), Sean Young (actress), William Sanderson (actor), Dawna Lee Heising (actress), Brion James (actor), Daryl Hannah (actress), Joanna Cassidy (actress), Rutger Hauer (actor), Joe Turkel (actor), Edward James Olmos (actor), James Hong (actor), Harrison Ford (actor), Run Run Shaw (producer), Ridley Scott (producer),

Plot: In a cyberpunk vision of the future, man has developed the technology to create replicants, human clones used to serve in the colonies outside Earth but with fixed lifespans. In Los Angeles, 2019, Deckard is a Blade Runner, a cop who specializes in terminating replicants. Originally in retirement, he is forced to re-enter the force when four replicants escape from an off-world colony to Earth.

Keywords: 2010s, 555-phone-number, action-hero, airship, alternate-version, android, artificial-intelligence, assumed-superiority, backflip, bar
Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: A Futuristic Vision Perfected [2007 Final Cut] Man Has Made His Match... Now It's His Problem A chilling, bold, mesmerizing, futuristic detective thriller. The original cut of the futuristic adventure. [Director's Cut] The star of "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK" and the director of "ALIEN" take you on a spectacular journey to the savage world of the year 2019!!

Quotes:

Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Deckard: [getting up to leave] I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.::Bryant: Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. You're not cop, you're little people!::[Deckard stops at the door]::Deckard: No choice, huh?::Bryant: [smiles] No choice, pal.

[Batty has grabbed Deckard's gun hand and pulled it, along with the gun, through a hole in the wall]::Batty: Proud of yourself, little man?::[Batty takes the gun out of Deckard's hand]::Batty: This is for Zhora!::[Batty breaks one of Deckard's fingers]::Batty: This is for Pris!::[Batty breaks another one of Deckard's fingers, puts the gun back into his hand and lets him go]::Batty: C'mon, Deckard. I'm right here, but you've gotta shoot straight!::[Deckard shoots through the hole in the wall and blows one of Batty's ears off]::Batty: Straight doesn't seem to be good enough! Now it's my turn! I'm going to give you a few seconds before I come.

Batty: Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the "good" man? C'mon, Deckard. Show me what you're made of.

Bryant: I need ya, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

Deckard: [narrating] They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer.

Deckard: Have you felt yourself to be exploited in any way?::Zhora: Like what?::Deckard: Well... well, like to get this job. I mean, did... did you do, or... or were you asked to do anything lewd... or unsavory, or... or, otherwise repulsive to your... your person, huh?::Zhora: [laughs] Are you for real?

Deckard: She's a replicant, isn't she?::Tyrell: I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?::Deckard: I don't get it, Tyrell.::Tyrell: How many questions?::Deckard: Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced.::Tyrell: It took more than a hundred for Rachael, didn't it?::Deckard: [realizing Rachael believes she's human] She doesn't know.::Tyrell: She's beginning to suspect, I think.::Deckard: Suspect? How can it not know what it is?

Deckard: [narrating] The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back.

Bryant: You could learn from this guy, Gaff. He's a goddamned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!