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Osombie (2012)

Actors: John Lyde (director), John Lyde (producer), Corey Sevier (actor), Maclain Nelson (producer), Eve Mauro (actress), Adam F. Goldberg (producer), Danny James (actor), Jimmy Schafer (composer), Paul D. Hunt (actor), Kurt Hale (writer), Kurt Hale (editor), Kynan Griffin (producer), Jason Faller (producer), Andrew W. Johnson (actor), Danielle Chuchran (actress),

Plot: The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced 'Osama bin Laden' (qv) is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO special forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.

Keywords: afghanistan, american-woman, assault-rifle, bitten-by-evil-dead, conspiracy-theorist, evil-dead, flesh-eating-zombies, independent-film, katana, killed-by-evil-dead
Genres: Action, Horror,

Resistance (2012)

Actors: Ronnie Alvarez (actor), Fred Ochs (actor), Ric Maddox (actor), Alisha Nieh (producer), Chuck McCollum (actor), Brian Alan Lane (producer), Sarah McLean (actress), Salina Conlan (director), Salina Conlan (writer), Salina Conlan (producer), Laura Lee Bahr (actress), Brenna McCormick (miscellaneous crew), Rory Coyle (actor), Karina Toriz (miscellaneous crew), Chris Labrum (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short, War,

Puss in Boots (1982)

Actors: Stephen Polk (actor), Anthony Johnson (actor), David Campbell (actor), John Driver (director), Oliver Osterberg (actor), Oliver Osterberg (actor), Oliver Osterberg (actor), Jonathan Stathakis (producer), Kim Landry (actress), John Clark Donahue (director), Tom Dunn (actor), Jerome Wallin (actor), Julee Cruise (actress), Jason McLean (actor), Scott Anderson (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Musical,

Quotes:

[last lines]::Mayor Daugette: She's barefoot!

[repeated line]::Beauregard Cazeau: There is no Marquis!

[Magnolia is trying to pronounce merci beaucoup]::Magnolia Daugette: Mercy buck up.

Murlis Boozer: Say, I didn't know cats could sing.::Puss: Betcha never asked 'em. Ain't ya got no curiosity?::Murlis Boozer: Yeah, I heard that killed a relative of yours!::Puss: Lies and slander! Lies and slander!

Freedom (1981)

Actors: Tony Bill (actor), Taylor Negron (actor), J. Pat O'Malley (actor), Mare Winningham (actress), Joseph Sargent (director), Benjamin A. Weissman (editor), Peter Horton (actor), Eloy Casados (actor), Leonard Hill (producer), Roy Thinnes (actor), Terry Morse Jr. (producer), Ray Girardin (actor), Jennifer Warren (actress), Noelle North (actress), Barbara Turner (writer),

Plot: Teenager Libby Bellow begins soul-searching after becoming legally emancipated by her family and begins working on the road with a travelling carnival, in which Libby begins to think that happiness is at home, despite her personal conflict with her divorced mother.

Genres: Drama,

The Villain (1979)

Actors: Kirk Douglas (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Hal Needham (director), Ruth Buzzi (actress), Jack Elam (actor), Ann-Margret (actress), Bob Mackie (costume designer), Strother Martin (actor), Paul Lynde (actor), Mel Tillis (actor), Paul Maslansky (producer), Walter Hannemann (editor), Foster Brooks (actor), Robert Tessier (actor), Bob Terhune (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Handsome Stranger has agreed to escort Charming Jones to collect her inheritance from her father. But Avery Jones wants the money, and hires notorious outlaw Cactus Jack to ambush Charming. However, Cactus Jack is not very good at robbing people.

Keywords: american-indian, chase, cowboy, explosion, falling-from-height, glue, horse, native-american, native-american-chief, spoof
Genres: Comedy, Western,
Taglines: ...the fastest fun in the west!

Quotes:

Telegraph agent: [stuttering] B-b-boy, you t-t-alk f-f-u-nny.::Handsome Stranger: [heavy Austrian accent] That's easy for you to say.

[Charity is bending over while wearing a low cut dress]::Charming Jones: Would you help me with these please?::Handsome Stranger: Sure.::[picks up her luggage and walks off]

Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!... Nobody outsmarts Cactus Jack Slade!::[Handsome Stranger and Cactus Jack are about to shoot it out]::Charming Jones: Hold it! Like the man says... just hold it. [She walks up to Cactus Jack]::Charming Jones: [to Handsome Stranger] Ah, exactly *what* are your intentions?::Handsome Stranger: To see that justice is done!::Charming Jones: [to Cactus Jack] And yours?::Cactus Jack: Blow his head off! Steal the money!::Charming Jones: And...?::Cactus Jack: [laughs]... And then I'm gonna ravish you!::Charming Jones: Handsome, you lose! What's-his-name here just... outbid you.

Handsome Stranger: This is a seven-shot six-shooter, and I had it especially made.::Charming Jones: Why?::Handsome Stranger: Why?::Charming Jones: Yeah...::Handsome Stranger: I dunno.

Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!

Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.::Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.

Nervous Elk: [about Cactus Jack] Why does banker want him watched? He needs to be looked after!

Cactus Jack: [Jack sticks his gun in the Bank Clerks face] One. Close the door. Two. Open the safe. Three. On the floor.::Cactus Jack: [the Bank Clerk closes the door, and then gets on the floor. Jack leans down and taps the Bank Clerk on the shoulder with the gun] You forgot Number two.::Bank Clerk: Oh no I didn't! I did that when you stuck that gun in my face!

Aap Aye Bahaar Ayee (1971)

Actors: Chanda (miscellaneous crew), Ramesh (miscellaneous crew), D.R. Bhosle (miscellaneous crew), Mumtaz Begum (actress), Meena T. (actress), Raju (miscellaneous crew), Laxmikant Shantaram Kudalkar (composer), Raj Mehra (actor), Rajendra Nath (actor), Prem Chopra (actor), Pyarelal Ramprasad Sharma (composer), Kamaldeep (actor), Rajendra Kumar (actor), Satyanarayan (miscellaneous crew), Prem Kumar (actor),

Plot: Rohit, Whiskey, and Kumar (Rajendra Kumar, Rajendra Nath, and Prem Chopra respectively) are childhood friends. While travelling to his estate in the company of Whiskey, Rohit meets with beautiful Neena (Sadhana), and falls in love with her. Subsequently, he meets with her father (Raj Mehra) where they are properly introduced, and she too falls in love with him. Unknowingly, Kumar also sends his proposal for marriage to Neena, but Neena rejects it. Kumar is offended and shortly before the marriage of Neena and Rohit, molests Neena. Rohit and Kumar become enemies, have a fight and Kumar loses sight in his left eye. Feeling that she is not worthly of Rohit anymore, Neena refuses to marry Rohit. Will Rohit and Neena ever get together again? Will they continue to be haunted by Kumar?

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family, Romance,

There Was a Crooked Man... (1970)

Actors: Kirk Douglas (actor), Larry D. Mann (actor), Michael Jeffers (actor), Henry Kingi (actor), Alan Hale Jr. (actor), Norman Leavitt (actor), Harry Holcombe (actor), Henry Fonda (actor), Gene Evans (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Bert Freed (actor), Hume Cronyn (actor), Danny Borzage (actor), Boyd 'Red' Morgan (actor), Burgess Meredith (actor),

Plot: Charm, intelligence and success in criminal career doesn't prevent Paris Pitman Jr. to start doing ten years in prison, in the middle of the Arizona desert. However, those years should pass quickly because of a $500,000 loot previously stashed away. New idealistic warden would only make Pitman think of getting his fortune even sooner. He starts to manipulate everyone to achieve his goal.

Keywords: 1880s, abuse, african-american, american-frontier, american-southwest, arizona, artist, back-stabbing, bare-butt, bare-chested-male
Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Western,
Taglines: Once upon a time, there was a crooked man. When he was good, he was very, very good. And when he was bad, it was murder...

Quotes:

Woodward Lopeman: Why do you work at it so hard proving you're a son-of-a-bitch.::Paris Pittman Jr.: Because I am. It's my profession and I'm on top!

Paris Pittman Jr.: [after discussing his hidden loot and escape plans] I'm putting my trust in all of you. Keep quiet.::The Missouri Kid: Like asking a pack of coyotes to keep quiet about a dead horse!

Cyrus McNutt: They're killing me by inches, Dudley!::Dudley Whinner: You'll outlive us all. You got a lot of inches.

Woodward Lopeman: Don't tell me you can't make speeches; you could talk a coyote out of a chicken.

Paris Pittman Jr.: [at dedication of new prison dining hall] On behalf of the men, I'd like to express to the lieutenant governor, and to you, warden, and to the schoolteacher, and the other distinguished guests, and all those law-abiding citizens out there, just how much all this means to us in here. Imagine, after all we've been, all we've done to society [lifts plate, smiling] we get chicken - and green peas - and mashed potatoes! [beams, then flings plate at the wall over warden's head]

Mr. Lomax: A man works like a nigger all his life to get ahead. Some bastard just comes along and takes it from him.

Paris Pittman Jr.: [Entering with a mask intending to rob the family] Ah, nothing like fried chicken while it's still hot and crispy! So the quicker you open that safe and give us the money, the quicker you can get back to that tasty-looking chicken.

Paris Pittman Jr.: [to his cell mates about an escape plan] Anyway, start smelling around, and don't forget, I'm trusting you to keep quiet, all of you keep quiet.::The Missouri Kid: [Cynically] Like askin' a pack of coyotes to keep quiet about a dead horse.

Woodward Lopeman: [as Paris is leaving the room] Why do you work at it so hard proving to yourself you're a sonuvabitch?::Paris Pittman Jr.: [Stopping and turning] Because I am. It's my profession , and I'm on top.

Woodward Lopeman: [looking at the oft-used barrel bathtubs] Which one of these is the freshest?::Woodward Lopeman: [sardonically] I wouldn't let a cow drink out of any of them.

Arizona Colt (1966)

Actors: José Manuel Martín (actor), Andrea Bosic (actor), Valentino Macchi (actor), Ronald Adam (actor), Roberto Camardiel (actor), Bruno Arié (actor), Pietro Ceccarelli (actor), Renato Chiantoni (actor), Álvaro de Luna (actor), Andrea Bosic (actor), Mirko Ellis (actor), Tom Felleghy (actor), Giuliano Gemma (actor), Gérard Lartigau (actor), José Orjas (actor),

Plot: Bandit Gordon frees a group of prisoners, forcing them to join his gang or die. Arizona Colt, declining to do either, heads for Blackstone City where Gordon is planning a robbery. When one of Gordon's men murders saloon girl Dolores, Arizona offers to hunt down the killer for the price of five hundred Dollars and Dolores' sister, Jane

Keywords: bank, bank-robbery, bar-shootout, bartender, escape, explosion, fistfight, gun-battle, horse, poker-game
Genres: Western,
Taglines: For a Dollar Earned A Bullet Was Fired There was NO LAW... There was NO ORDER... There was just "The Man from Nowhere!" ARIZONA was his name... COLT was his game!

Quotes:

Jane: [to Arizona Colt] You bring back that killer. Dead or alive. I want him at my feet.

Stampede (1949)

Actors: James Harrison (actor), Neal Hart (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Chris Allen (actor), Chick Hannan (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Tex Cooper (actor), Donald Curtis (actor), Johnny Mack Brown (actor), Kenne Duncan (actor), John Eldredge (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), Jonathan Hale (actor), Henry Hall (actor), Carol Henry (actor),

Plot: Brothers Mike and Tim McCall own a large ranch in Arizona, using the surrounding lands for grazing cattle. Stanley Cox and LeRoy Stanton sell this land to settlers who arrive to find it bone dry, as a dam on the McCall ranch controls the water. Among the settlers are John Dawson and his daughter Connie. The latter goes to the nearest town to take action, but Sheriff Ball tells him there is nothing he can do. Tim falls for Connie but Mike is unimpressed with her charms. While returning from a town dance, Tim discovers Stanton trying to dynamite the dam, and is killed in the ensuing gunfight. Stanton later sends his men to stampede the cattle while he and Cox blow up the dam. Despite the efforts of Mike and Sheriff Ball, the cattle are wiped out and Mike races to the dam and kills Stanton in a gunfight.

Keywords: based-on-novel
Genres: Western,
Taglines: LAST OF AN UNTAMED BREED! Ruthless cattle baron...fighting to hold a range stronghold against the march of empire! FILMED in SEPIA TONE STAMPEDING THE WEST WITH FEAR AND FURY!...He gave no quarter and asked none! RAMPAGING SPECTACLE! Fear-lashed herds thundering to doom...as a power-mad range tyrant makes his last desperate stand! POWDER-SCORCHED SAGA OF THE GREAT RANGE WARS!...FILMED in SEPIA TONE Nobody ever drew twice on FIGHTING MIKE McCALL! Crimson saga of the last of the cattle kings!

Stampede (1949)

Actors: James Harrison (actor), Neal Hart (actor), Rod Cameron (actor), Chris Allen (actor), Chick Hannan (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Tex Cooper (actor), Donald Curtis (actor), Johnny Mack Brown (actor), Kenne Duncan (actor), John Eldredge (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), Jonathan Hale (actor), Henry Hall (actor), Carol Henry (actor),

Plot: Brothers Mike and Tim McCall own a large ranch in Arizona, using the surrounding lands for grazing cattle. Stanley Cox and LeRoy Stanton sell this land to settlers who arrive to find it bone dry, as a dam on the McCall ranch controls the water. Among the settlers are John Dawson and his daughter Connie. The latter goes to the nearest town to take action, but Sheriff Ball tells him there is nothing he can do. Tim falls for Connie but Mike is unimpressed with her charms. While returning from a town dance, Tim discovers Stanton trying to dynamite the dam, and is killed in the ensuing gunfight. Stanton later sends his men to stampede the cattle while he and Cox blow up the dam. Despite the efforts of Mike and Sheriff Ball, the cattle are wiped out and Mike races to the dam and kills Stanton in a gunfight.

Keywords: based-on-novel
Genres: Western,
Taglines: LAST OF AN UNTAMED BREED! Ruthless cattle baron...fighting to hold a range stronghold against the march of empire! FILMED in SEPIA TONE STAMPEDING THE WEST WITH FEAR AND FURY!...He gave no quarter and asked none! RAMPAGING SPECTACLE! Fear-lashed herds thundering to doom...as a power-mad range tyrant makes his last desperate stand! POWDER-SCORCHED SAGA OF THE GREAT RANGE WARS!...FILMED in SEPIA TONE Nobody ever drew twice on FIGHTING MIKE McCALL! Crimson saga of the last of the cattle kings!