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Necrostalgic (2012)

Actors: Sarah French (actress), Callan Korpi (actress), Kyndra Cuartas (miscellaneous crew), Clinton Jordan (producer), Clinton Jordan (director), Clinton Jordan (writer), Benjamin Aronson (actor), Benjamin Aronson (producer), Garrett Pillatzki (actor), Garrett Pillatzki (miscellaneous crew), Dustin Unger (actor), Mason Jordan (actor), Dustin Unger (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: I don't care if she's rotting, I still love her.

Dad Auditions (2012)

Actors: Andrew Grissom (producer), Nick Corirossi (actor), Andrew Grissom (actor), Parker Seaman (actor), Parker Seaman (editor), Benjamin Arthur (actor), Steve Berg (actor), Danielle Calvert (producer), Danielle Calvert (editor), Danielle Calvert (actress), Matt Shore (actor), Jana Fain (actress), Paul Jaffe (writer), Paul Jaffe (director), Joel Sinensky (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

30 Minutes or Less (2011)

Actors: Stuart Cornfeld (producer), Michael Peña (actor), Julie Hansen (miscellaneous crew), Fred Ward (actor), Ashley Kravitz (miscellaneous crew), Jim Jaffe (miscellaneous crew), Ben Stiller (producer), Aziz Ansari (actor), Brett Gelman (actor), Nick Swardson (actor), Jesse Eisenberg (actor), Danny McBride (actor), Wendy Hoffman (miscellaneous crew), Dru Anne Carlson (miscellaneous crew), Tal Fiala (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The not so smart Dwayne intends to open a massage parlor with his partner Travis, but he does not have money for the investment. He decides to hire a hit-man to kill his father, The Major, who won a large amount of money in the lottery years ago, but the killer demands US$ 100,000 for the job. Dwayne and Travis kidnap the pizza delivery boy Nick and they dress Nick in a vest with a timer and several bombs. Then Dwayne tells Nick that he has ten hours to rob US$ 100,000 from a bank. Once he does, he would give Nick the code to release the vest. Nick summons his best friend Chet to help him in the heist but the scheme does not work the way Dwayne has plotted.

Keywords: bag-of-money, bank-heist, bank-robbery, black-humor, bombmaker, burned-alive, car, car-chase, car-crash, car-driving
Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: A lot can happen in 30 minutes.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face.

[from trailer]::Nick: [unzips a vest to show a bomb strapped to his chest] Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer!

[from trailer]::Dwayne: I liked the bear, I don't even fucking know you.

[during the bank robbery, to a man sporting a handlebar moustache]::Chet: Quit lookin' at me, moustache!

Nick: I taught myself how to do this shit. Went online, looked all this up!::Dwayne: Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!

Chet: [singing] Painting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery, 'cause if we go in with our plastic guns then the cops will shoot us in our face...

Chet: You wanna fuck my sister?::Nick: I said your sister was sexually attractive.::Chet: Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like fucking me?

Dwayne: Fucking victory tacos!

Chet: [gasp as Nick shows the bomb vest] What the fuck? Is that thing real?::Nick: Chet, if I don't get to the money in time. This thing gonna blow.::Chet: [angry] And your first though was to come to a school, filled with young children

Nick: Remember graduation night?::Chet: When you were nailing Tina Scotto?::Nick: Actually, I was having the best night of my life with your sister.

Ape Town (2010)

Actors: Erick Castillo (composer), Tyrrell Cummings (editor), Tyrrell Cummings (producer), Tyrrell Cummings (writer), Tyrrell Cummings (composer), Tyrrell Cummings (director), Matt Jones (actor), Ben Adams (actor), Charlotte Cummings (actress), Henry Cummings (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Actors: Justin Shenkarow (actor), Kristen Stewart (actress), Tom Townsend (actor), Dakota Fanning (actress), Rana Morrison (actress), Rana Morrison (actress), Michael Sheen (actor), Christopher Heyerdahl (actor), Graham Greene (actor), Robert Pattinson (actor), Peter Facinelli (actor), Michael Adamthwaite (actor), Taylor Lautner (actor), Bob Bedard (miscellaneous crew), Alexandre Desplat (composer),

Plot: After Bella recovers from the vampire attack that almost claimed her life, she looks to celebrate her birthday with Edward and his family. However, a minor accident during the festivities results in Bella's blood being shed, a sight that proves too intense for the Cullens, who decide to leave the town of Forks, Washington for Bella and Edward's sake. Initially heartbroken, Bella finds a form of comfort in reckless living, as well as an even-closer friendship with Jacob Black. Danger in different forms awaits.

Keywords: 18-year-old, 18th-birthday, age-difference, based-on-novel, based-on-young-adult-novel, birthday-present, bloodsucker, centenarian, cinema, cliff-diving
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Romance,
Taglines: The Next Chapter Begins

Quotes:

[from official site]::Edward Cullen: Every second that I'm with you is about restraint... and you're too fragile.

Jacob Black: Have you ever had a secret you couldn't tell anyone?

Jacob Black: He left you Bella! He didn't want you anymore.::Bella Swan: I have to go.

Bella Swan: I'm scared.

Alice Cullen: Bella! It's Edward. He thinks you're dead!::Bella Swan: What?

Edward Cullen: The Volturi are the closest thing my world has to royalty... they enforce the law.::Bella Swan: Vampires have laws?

Jane: This may hurt just a little.

Jessica: So, you're an adrenaline junkie now?

Felix: The girl comes with us.::Edward Cullen: You can go to hell.

Edward Cullen: You just don't belong in my world Bella.::Bella Swan: I belong with you.

Mounting (2009)

Actors: Michael Q. Schmidt (actor), Mike Cox (producer), Mike Cox (editor), Eric Soth (producer), Eric Soth (actor), Eric Soth (director), Eric Soth (writer), Tracy Clark III (writer), Tracy Clark III (actor), Zara Ahmed (miscellaneous crew), Brian Reis (miscellaneous crew), Alfred Adderly (actor), Jacqueline Laibinis (actress), Andrea Mgebroff (actress), Jeffrey Rhoten (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Romance, Short, Western,

The List (2007)

Actors: Illeana Douglas (actress), Malcolm-Jamal Warner (actor), Jane Lynch (actress), Wayne Brady (actor), Tatyana Ali (actress), Brad Dourif (actor), Flex Alexander (actor), Jack Shearer (actor), Erica Gimpel (actress), Jack O'Halloran (producer), Ari Halpern (miscellaneous crew), Marcus Folmar (writer), Marcus Folmar (producer), Matthew Glave (actor), Marcus Folmar (actor),

Plot: Ever been dumped? In front of 20,000 people at a stadium, on live television!? LEWIS BOND, a dashing young executive, decides to get serious after this experience and creates a list (litmus test) that the right woman should match, to avoid another humiliation. However, when he thinks he has found her, she turns out to be not as perfect as he thought, leaving the risk averse Lewis to choose between what his head or heart tells him.

Keywords: buddy
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: The handsomest man alive can't find love.

Bert (2006)

Actors: Eric Dwight (actor), Scott Beehner (actor), Scott Beehner (producer), Scott Beehner (director), Scott Beehner (writer), Jeff Overfield (actor), Jennifer Schemke (actress), Dutch Haling (actor), Jon Purcell (actor), Carole Zacek (costume designer), Carole Zacek (actress), Derek Baker (actor), Zachariah Barrientos (actor), Anne Moore (actress), Mary Douglass (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Some Men Are Born to be Chased.

As Is (1986)

Actors: Robert Carradine (actor), Michael Brandman (producer), Peter Matz (composer), Colleen Dewhurst (actress), Jason Blicker (actor), Linda Kash (actress), Alan Scarfe (actor), Joanna Miles (actress), Jeremy Ratchford (actor), Chris Owens (actor), Michael Lindsay-Hogg (director), Patrick Whitley (producer), Tedd Dillon (actor), Stewart Arnott (actor), Tonya Lee Williams (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Saul: Why didn't you tell me we were going to play Christians and Jews? I would have worn my yellow star!

Saul: Your cousin's hot, is he gay?::Lily: I don't know, I'll ask him... Chet, hon, are you gay?::Saul: Lily!::Chet: ...Yes.::Lily: Thanks, hon.

Lily: All the characters are dead!

The Private History of a Campaign That Failed (1981)

Actors: Pat Hingle (actor), Mark Twain (writer), Edward Herrmann (actor), Cynthia Nixon (actress), Wesley Addy (actor), Philip H. Reisman Jr. (writer), Rex Robbins (actor), Peter H. Hunt (director), Peter H. Hunt (producer), Herbert H. Dow (editor), Kim Eveleth (actress), Kim Eveleth (producer), Joseph Adams (actor), William P. Perry (composer), Gary McCleery (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,