Secret service

Parkland (2013)

Actors: Matthew Tompkins (actor), Drew Waters (actor), Gary Teague (actor), Glenn Morshower (actor), Ron Livingston (actor), Billy Bob Thornton (actor), Mark Duplass (actor), Jason Douglas (actor), Larry Jack Dotson (actor), Zac Efron (actor), Paul Giamatti (actor), Gary Grubbs (actor), Gil Bellows (actor), Marcia Gay Harden (actress), Luci Christian (actress),

Plot: Recounting the chaotic events that occurred in Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963, Parkland weaves together the perspectives of a handful of ordinary individuals suddenly thrust into extraordinary circumstances: the young doctors and nurses at Parkland Hospital; Dallas' chief of the Secret Service; an unwitting cameraman who captured what became the most watched and examined film in history; the FBI agents who nearly had the gunman within their grasp; the brother of Lee Harvey Oswald, left to deal with his shattered family; and JFK's security team, witnesses to both the president's death and Vice President Lyndon Johnson's rise to power over a nation whose innocence was forever altered.

Keywords: 1960s, 8mm, air-force-one, airplane, amateur-footage, assassination, assassination-of-jfk, blood-on-the-floor, bloody-clothing, bloody-gloves
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: On November 22, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated. This is the story of what happened next. November 22, 1963, 12:38 pm - A trauma patient is rushed to Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas. His name is President John F. Kennedy.

Quotes:

[repeated line]::Abraham Zapruder: Oh my God! They killed him!

Forrest Sorrels: We need a confession.::Nurse Doris Nelson: What if he dies?::Forrest Sorrels: We need a confession first.

Roy Kellerman: The president is coming with us.

Emory Roberts: The only place we know we're safe is Washington. We gotta get on that plane, we gotta get in th air.::Rufus Youngblood: What if President Kennedy needs the airplane?::Emory Roberts: President Kennedy will not need the airplane.

Dallas Police Detective: [to Robert Oswald] If I were you, I'd consider changing my name. I'd pray I never needed the help of the Dallas Police Department or the federal government again. I'd pack your things and your wife and those two children of yours, and I'd move as far from here as I could. I'd never come back, even to die. But that's just me.

Roy Kellerman: It's the first time that the secret service has lost a president under its watch.

Lem Johns: Where are we putting the coffin?::Col. James Swindal: I don't know. I never thought about it.::Lem Johns: We're not flying it below like a piece of luggage.

Snapshot (2013)

Actors: Ken Del Vecchio (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Michael Paré (actor), Eric Etebari (director), Eric Etebari (actor), Kenneth Lampl (composer), Robert Loggia (actor), John Aprea (actor), Rachael Robbins (actress), Ken Del Vecchio (producer), Keith Collins (actor), Joyce DeWitt (actress), Angela Little (actress), David Chokachi (actor), Joe Rosario (producer),

Plot: Sometimes a picture is worth more than a thousand words. Former paparazzi photographer Thomas Grady's most recent picture is certainly worth a lot more. Thomas is haunted by a mysterious professional and personal past, which he is thrust back into when he inadvertently captures a scandalous, revealing shot of one of the world's most prominent and beloved figures-the First Lady. What ensues is a terrific conflict of morals, love and money. Selling the picture could resolve all of his professional and financial troubles, but it will also force him to deal with his mysterious personal demons and ethical struggles. Thomas also has to confront the love of his life, as this photo puts the true nature of their relationship to a test. And even more so, a life threatening danger exists as this drama unfolds, causing grave concerns for the safety of Thomas' family.

Keywords: celebrity, paparazzi, photo, photographer, snapshot
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: A Picture is worth more than a Thousands Words! Privacy For Sale

Alternate History: Nazi's Win WW2 (2011)

Actors: Jose Rosete (actor), Adrian Bustamante (actor), Andy Schlachtenhaufen (producer), Lance Charnow (actor), Gregory Blair (actor), Jared Berezin (miscellaneous crew), Eric Raymond Lim (actor), Steve Bernard (actor), Steve Bernard (miscellaneous crew), Steve Bernard (actor), Kathryn Shemanek (costume designer), William C. Albert (actor), Dominique Marsell (actor), Victoria Masina (actress), Victoria Masina (actress),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Ever wonder what would happen if World War II turned out differently?

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)

Actors: Andrea Romano (actress), Kari Wuhrer (actress), Andrea Romano (actress), Bruce W. Timm (actor), Mark Harmon (actor), Bruce W. Timm (actor), James Woods (actor), William Baldwin (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Jim Meskimen (actor), Jim Meskimen (actor), Bruce Davison (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Chris Noth (actor), Kari Wuhrer (actress),

Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: When Justice meets its match, worlds collide.

Quotes:

Lex Luthor: What are you waiting for? Hurry.::The Jester: It's time to get serious, Lex.::Lex Luthor: No, we can make it together. We can do this.::The Jester: Get your shiny bald head out of here. It's hurting my eyes.

Batman: All right, Flash. Beginning test run.::Flash: I don't know, Batman. This is pretty radical. You're absolutely sure it works?::Batman: Pretty sure.::Flash: Pretty sure? That isn't...::[Batman teleports Flash aboard new headquarters]::Flash: ...good enough.::Batman: Teleporter's online.::Flash: Are you crazy? Is he crazy? How could he use that thing on me if the wasn't sure?::J'onn J'onzz: He was joking.::Flash: Yeah, how can you tell?::Wonder Woman: You really think he would risk your life if he wasn't sure?::Flash: Well, maybe. I mean, I don't think he likes me very much.::J'onn J'onzz: I don't think he likes anyone very much.

Lex Luthor: [police have him surrounded] No need to make a scene. I want you to call the Justice League for me.::Police Officer: Or else?::Lex Luthor: Oh, I don't know. I'll destroy the world? Is that sufficient?

Flash: How are we supposed to get inside again?::Lex Luthor: Multi-frequency band, encryption analyzer-replicator pack.::Flash: Some of us don't speak Star Trek.::Lex Luthor: Think of it as a fancy garage-door opener.

[Flash bumps into the invisible plane]::Wonder Woman: Mind your head.::Flash: I can't believe you kept that thing.::Wonder Woman: Spoils of war. I like it.::Flash: What do you need a plane for anyway? You can fly.::Green Lantern: You drive a car.::Flash: That is *so* not the point.

Superman: I owe you an apology about this mission. You were right.::Batman: We were both right.::Superman: Still, more help around here wouldn't be a bad idea.::Batman: I'm glad you agree. I've been thinking about a membership drive.

Lex Luthor: Ultraman, I know you can hear me. Bring your arrogant ass out here or we'll come in and get you.

The Jester: What can I say?::[Angelique stabs him, pinning him to the wall]::The Jester: Okay, okay. I'm done to my last joke, anyway. But this one will kill you.::[sets off detonator killing himself with Angelique and J'edd J'arkus]

Model Citizen: You don't wanna fight me. You wanna help me.::Flash: I don't wanna fight you, I want...::[snaps out of her control]::Flash: Hey, this is like the Jedi mind trick.::Model Citizen: This is not like the Jedi mind trick.::Flash: This is not like the Jedi mind trick.

Owlman: Luthor's new Justice League is not to be underestimated.::Power Ring: Neither will we. They'll fold.::Ultraman: Or we'll fold them. Just like everybody else who gets in our way.

Washingtonienne (2009)

Actors: Sarah Jessica Parker (producer), Josh Slates (miscellaneous crew), Patrick Michael Strange (actor), Kate Burton (actress), Jason Blum (producer), Kevin Leigh (actor), Matthew Dillon Noonan (miscellaneous crew), Paul Fahrenkopf (actor), Susan Lyall (costume designer), Lil Rhee (actress), John Mitchell (actor), Michael Kelly (actor), Affonso Gonçalves (editor), Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Steven Lafferty (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy,

The Sentinel (2006)

Actors: Raynor Scheine (actor), Kiefer Sutherland (actor), Ron Lea (actor), Martin Donovan (actor), Roman Podhora (actor), Chuck Shamata (actor), Michael Douglas (actor), Paul Calderon (actor), Gordon Currie (actor), Rick Cordeiro (actor), David Rasche (actor), Clark Johnson (actor), Matt Birman (actor), Kim Basinger (actress), Al Vrkljan (actor),

Plot: Special Agent Pete Garrison is convinced that a Neo-Nazi Aryan Disciple has managed to infiltrate the White House. When a White House Agent is murdered, Garrison is framed and blackmailed over an affair with the First Lady Sarah Ballentine. He is relieved of his duties, but Garrison won't stop in trying to prove his innocence, and save the life of the President. While attempting to uncover the person behind it all, he comes into confrontation with his protege, Agent Breckinridge.

Keywords: assassination, assassination-attempt, assassination-plot, attempted-murder, based-on-novel, betrayal, binoculars, blackberry, blackmail, blood-spatter
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: In 141 years, there's never been a traitor in the Secret Service.... Until Now.

Quotes:

1st Lady Sarah Ballentine: Pete, they think you're an assassin. They will kill you.

David Breckinridge: Tom DiPaola said he called you four times yesterday. You never returned any of his messages, and that you almost missed the Marine One flight yesterday.::Pete Garrison: They moved the flight up two hours. I was in the coffee shop. It was noisy. I couldn't hear my cell phone. Now wh-wh-what is this, alright? What the hell are you doing following me?::Hugo Ortega: Las Palmas Coffee Shop is a dead drop for the Baranquilla Cartel.::David Breckinridge: You screwed up, Pete. You walked into a stakeout. I want to know your number one go-to guy at the Cartel, and I want to know how you were going to help them kill the president.::Pete Garrison: Why would I want to kill the president? What motive do I have?::David Breckinridge: I don't know Pete, and to be honest with you, I don't care. I know what the evidence is telling me.::Pete Garrison: I have given my entire life to the Secret Service. I've gotten up at 4 a.m. every goddamn morning.::David Breckinridge: So is that what this is about? You're bitter after all your years of service that they didn't make you director?::Pete Garrison: Oh, no. Don't confuse your own ambition with mine. Okay, Dave?::David Breckinridge: Come on, Pete. Think about it. People would understand that. I mean, Jesus Christ, you took a bullet for the President of the United States. And in the 25 years since, you haven't even made shift supervisor on a presidential detail, and *that* I know you wanted. But they don't put guys who bend the rules, not even a little bit, in charge of P.P.D., do they? Even if they did take a bullet for the old man.::Pete Garrison: Is that your professional or personal opinion?

Pete Garrison: Dave, I love her.::David Breckinridge: Well, that's practical.

David Breckinridge: Holster your weapons! Holster your weapons! I am Agent Breckinridge, Lead Investigator. I issued the warrant on Pete Garrison.::Counter Sniper: [sniper sights on Garrison] ...subject in my sight. Do I take the shot?::President Ballentine: [continuing his speech] We must ratify the Kyoto Protocol. We must embrace the ideal of an African economic union!::Post Agent #2: He's a Do Not Admit.::Post Agent #1: We have orders!::David Breckinridge: I am countermanding your orders!::Post Agent #1: You don't control this sight. Montrose does.::Post Agent #2: [into sleeve microphone] Montrose--::David Breckinridge: Don't call him!::Pete Garrison: Montrose is the mole!::Post Agent #1: Montrose?::Post Agent #2: What's the procedure for *that*?

William Montrose: Cincinnat's next move is T.B.D.::Secret Service Agent: What's the "B" stand for?::William Montrose: Brass ones. Which you don't have.

1st Lady Sarah Ballentine: How do you think it went in there?::Pete Garrison: Excuse me, ma'am, are you talking to me?::1st Lady Sarah Ballentine: Yes.::Pete Garrison: I thought it was, uh, an excellent speech.::1st Lady Sarah Ballentine: One to 10?::Pete Garrison: Ten, ma'am.::1st Lady Sarah Ballentine: You're not a very good liar, Pete.::Pete Garrison: Seriously?::1st Lady Sarah Ballentine: Yes, I- I really want to know.::Pete Garrison: 9.5.

Pete Garrison: You want to shoot me? Forget about the Kevlar. Shoot me in my face!

[is given Depends]::Pete Garrison: I'm gonna walk out the White House carrying this?

David Breckinridge: You're late.::Jill Marin: It's a minute past.::David Breckinridge: Yeah. And that makes you late.

Jill Marin: [from trailer] A lot of people are looking for you.::Pete Garrison: I'm innocent dammit!

Wedding Crashers (2005)

Actors: Owen Wilson (actor), Rebecca De Mornay (actress), Vince Vaughn (actor), Christopher Walken (actor), Dwight Yoakam (actor), Richard Riehle (actor), Henry Gibson (actor), John McCain (actor), Bradley Cooper (actor), Al Cerullo (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), John H. Tobin (actor), Ron Canada (actor), Rachel Zeskind (actress), Jane Seymour (actress),

Plot: Divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey are business partners and lifelong friends who share one truly unique springtime hobby--crashing weddings! Whatever the ethnicity of the wedding party--Jewish, Italian, Irish, Chinese, Hindu--the charismatic and charming duo always have clever back stories for inquisitive guests and inevitably become the hit of every reception, where they strictly adhere to their proven rules of wedding crashing to meet and pick up women aroused by the very thought of marriage. At the tail end of another successful season of toasting brides and grooms, Jeremy learns that the daughter of Treasury Secretary William Cleary and his wife, Kathleen, is getting married in what is sure to be the Washington D.C. social event of the year. After infiltrating the lavish affair, John and Jeremy quickly set their sights on two bridesmaids, Claire and Gloria Cleary. With the lavish reception in full swing, Jeremy works his game plan to perfection in seducing Gloria, but John's flirtation banter with Claire is unexpectedly impeded by her pompous, Ivy League boyfriend Sack. Having uncharacteristically fallen hard and fast for Claire, John convinces a resistant Jeremy to bend the crashing rules and accept an invitation to an extended weekend party at the Cleary family compound. Once at the palatial waterfront estate, John and Jeremy endure a multitude of comical mishaps at the hands of the dysfunctional members of the Cleary family, but also learn a few unexpected lessons about love and relationships.

Keywords: 2000s, adult-living-with-mother, adultery, american-football, anger, apology, argument, arizona, asian, assault
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: They're just a couple of guys who just wanna have fun. On July 15th, they're coming to your wedding...with or without invitations. Hide Your Bridesmaids. Life's a Party. Crash It.

Quotes:

Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

Chazz Reinhold: What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.

John Beckwith: Are you going to give a toast?::Claire Cleary: Yes.::John Beckwith: Nervous?::Claire Cleary: A little bit.::John Beckwith: What are you going to say?::[Claire pulls a piece of paper from inside her dress]::John Beckwith: You keep it in your cleavage.::Claire Cleary: Nowhere else to put it. Normally I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good.::[John reads from Claire's notes]::John Beckwith: "I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did - until I met Craig?"!::Claire Cleary: Yes, that's funny. It's funny because it's true. People like funny.::John Beckwith: I know, but the whole funny-because-it's-true bit only works if the truth is a *small* thing like "everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha". I think you're better off going with something from the heart. Honestly.::Claire Cleary: I think people are going to like this.::John Beckwith: I think you're going to hear crickets.::Claire Cleary: I think you're wrong.::John Beckwith: Sounds of silence. Go walk the plank.::Claire Cleary: Uh uh. I'm sticking to it.::John Beckwith: Ok, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so.

John Beckwith: Claire! Will you wait just a second? All I wanted is was a second alone with you so I could explain things. But I've never gotten that chance. Maybe I don't deserve it, so here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a *lot* of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.::Claire Cleary: And pathetic.::John Beckwith: Yeah. That's probably the best word to describe it. But you know what? It also led me to you, so it's hard for me to completely regret it. And that person that you met back at your folks' place? That was really me. Maybe not my name, I'm John Beckwith by the way. Or my job. But the feelings we felt; the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me. I've changed. I've realized something. I crashed a funeral today.::Jeremy Grey: [mutters] Oh Jesus.::John Beckwith: It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.::[to Jeremy]::John Beckwith: I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up.::Claire Cleary: John!::John Beckwith: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's neither here nor there. Anyway, I saw this widow and she's a wreck. She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realized we're all going to lose the people we love. That's the way it is, but not me. Not right now. Because the person *I* love the most is standing right here and I'm not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me, I'm just asking you not to marry *him* and maybe take a walk, take a chance.

Claire Cleary: So is it just about the money?::John Beckwith: No no, it's about, uh, investing in companies that are ethically and morally defensible.::Sack Lodge: Well, like what? Give me an example.::John Beckwith: Like what? Well, there's the company that we have where we're taking the, the fur or the wool from sheep and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew. And then they make it into cloth, which they in turn sew, then um... make little shirts and pants for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal.::Jeremy Grey: [fumbling his words because Gloria is giving him a hand job under the dinner table] People - People helping people.::Claire Cleary: That's - that's very admirable.::John Beckwith: Thank you. Although, don't make me out to be a saint just yet. We do turn a small profit. After all, someone has to pay for the, uh,::[motions to Jeremy]::John Beckwith: Lap dancers for the big guy here.::Jeremy Grey: [laughing pleasurably] Oh, ha ha ha, he's joking around. It feels so good when he jokes.

Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?::Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!

Jeremy Grey: John? I need to see you right away. It's important.::John Beckwith: [Walking into Jeremy's office] What's going on?::Jeremy Grey: [sighs] We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season, kid!::John Beckwith: You sandbaggin' son of a bitch!::Jeremy Grey: I've got us down for 17 of them already.::John Beckwith: Okay, now how many of them have cash bars?::Jeremy Grey: Great question. I like where your head's at and two of them actually are, but I got us covered: Purple hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.::John Beckwith: Oh, yeah. Perfect.::Jeremy Grey: We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.::John Beckwith: And who's gonna be there to catch them?::Jeremy Grey: Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas or Wedding Season?::[Jeremy raises his hand]::John Beckwith: Mr. Grey?::Jeremy Grey: Yes. The answer would be, um, Wedding Season?::[shimmy-shakes]::John Beckwith: Bingo! I'm gonna get my suit. Now who are we this time?

Claire Cleary: Your brother. He's down again.::John Beckwith: What is his deal?

John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

Claire Cleary: Are you OK?::John Beckwith: Yeah, I'm just swinging the jib for your dad, starboard.::Claire Cleary: But starboard's *this* way.::John Beckwith: That's right. What am I thinking? I'm used to sailing Down Under with the Kiwis so everything's backwards. Even the toilets, when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it.

DC 9/11: Time of Crisis (2003)

Actors: George Takei (actor), Robert Halmi Sr. (producer), Lawrence Pressman (actor), Chuck Shamata (actor), Lionel Chetwynd (producer), Stephen Macht (actor), Gerry Mendicino (actor), Richard Jutras (actor), John Boylan (actor), Roger Dunn (actor), Timothy Bottoms (actor), Howard Jerome (actor), Gregory Itzin (actor), Lawrence Shragge (composer), Lionel Chetwynd (writer),

Plot: Scheduled to air shortly before the second anniversary of the September 11 attacks, DC 9/11 takes an inside look at the Bush Administration, beginning with the day of the attacks, and following the President's journey to Ground Zero, culminating with his now famous national address nine days after the attacks. The film covers the many difficult decisions and tasks faced by the President and his staff as they were challenged by the possibility of the "first war of the 21st Century." Eschewing their own feelings and healing process, the President and his team instead tended to the needs of a wounded country. Based on real life accounts the docudrama will interweave actual footage from these haunting events.

Keywords: airplane-accident, american-president, attorney-general, building-collapse, cia-chief, digit-in-title, disaster, manhattan-new-york-city, national-security, national-security-advisor
Genres: Drama, History,

Independence Day (1996)

Actors: Greg Collins (actor), Jeff Goldblum (actor), Harvey Fierstein (actor), Dean Devlin (actor), Harry Connick Jr. (actor), Kevin Cooney (actor), James Duval (actor), Giuseppe Andrews (actor), Erick Avari (actor), Adam Baldwin (actor), Greg Bronson (actor), Sayed Badreya (actor), John Capodice (actor), Judd Hirsch (actor), Jay Acovone (actor),

Plot: On July 2nd, communications systems worldwide are sent into chaos by a strange atmospheric interference. It is soon learned by the military that a number of enormous objects are on a collision course with Earth. At first thought to be meteors, they are later revealed to be gigantic spacecraft, piloted by a mysterious alien species. After attempts to communicate with the aliens go nowhere, David Levinson, an ex-scientist turned cable technician, discovers that the aliens are going to attack major points around the globe in less than a day. On July 3rd, the aliens all but obliterate New York, Los Angeles, and Washington. The survivors set out in convoys towards Area 51, a strange government testing ground where it is rumored the military has a captured alien spacecraft of their own. The survivors devise a plan to fight back against the enslaving aliens, and July 4th becomes the day humanity will fight for its freedom. July 4th is their Independence Day...

Keywords: 1990s, aeronautics, african-american, airforce-one, airplane-crash, alcoholic, alien, alien-contact, alien-invasion, alien-space-craft
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: We've always believed we weren't alone. On July 4th, we'll wish we were. THESE extraterrestrials don't want to phone home...They want OUR home. The day we'll fight back! The doomsday ship EARTH Take a good look. It could be your last. Don't make plans for August. The question of whether or not we are alone in the universe has been answered. WARNING! Your next stop may not be there. They only want one thing... DESTRUCTION! Enjoy The Superbowl. It May Be Your Last (Superbowl Promo)

Quotes:

Gen. Gray: Get on the wire, tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.

Marty Gilbert: [seeing the approaching explosion] Oh, crap.

President Thomas Whitmore: [addressing the nation] If you feel compelled to leave these cities, please do so, in an orderly fashion. [shot moves to very chaotic city street]

[last lines]::Captain Steven Hiller: Didn't I promise you fireworks?::Dylan Dubrow: Yeah.

[first lines]::SETI Chief: [answering telephone] If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hangin' up.::SETI technician: Sir, I - I- I think you should listen to this.

Video Newscaster: [TV news anchor reporting] Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

David Levinson: We're hit! We took a hit!::Captain Steven Hiller: [yelling] We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!::David Levinson: [trying to make a break for the exit] Left! Left! Tunnel! Tunnel! Exit! Exit! Left!::Captain Steven Hiller: Where the hell do you think I'm going?::David Levinson: Ok, ok. We're we're we're uh...::David Levinson: Uh oh, they're closing up on us... they're closing...::Captain Steven Hiller: Shut up, shut up, shut up!::David Levinson: Must go faster. Must go faster! Must go faster! Go, go, go, go!::Captain Steven Hiller: [escapes from the alien ship]::[screaming]::Captain Steven Hiller: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!::Captain Steven Hiller: Oh! Elvis has left the building!::David Levinson: [in Elvis voice] Oh, thank you very much. [in his own voice] Oh, I love you man!

Captain Steven Hiller: [walking toward crashed alien plane] THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! That's what you get! Look at you, ship all *banged* up! Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm-a line all your friends up right beside you!::Captain Steven Hiller: [climbs on top of alien plane] Where you at, huh? Huh? Where you at?::Captain Steven Hiller: [Hiller opens the spaceship. An alien pops up, and Hiller punches it in the head, knocking it back into the ship]::Captain Steven Hiller: Welcome to earth!::Captain Steven Hiller: [sits on alien plane and puts cigar in mouth] Now that's what *I* call a close encounter.

Julius Levinson: If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schliemiel.

Gen. Gray: Are you all right?::President Thomas Whitmore: I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

A Southern Yankee (1948)

Actors: Byron Foulger (actor), Christian J. Frank (actor), Art Baker (actor), Stanley Andrews (actor), Richard Alexander (actor), Cliff Clark (actor), Harry Cording (actor), Jeff Corey (actor), George Coulouris (actor), Wade Crosby (actor), George DeNormand (actor), Lane Chandler (actor), Brian Donlevy (actor), Sam Flint (actor), Edward Gargan (actor),

Plot: Aubrey Filmore (Red Skelton) is a bumbling bellboy in a Missouri town who pesters the Union officers there; he desperately wants to be a spy for the North in the American Civil War. When Filmore accidentally waylays an infamous Confederate spy known as "The Grey Spider" and is mistaken for him by the Rebels, the Union brass see it as an opportunity for real espionage - and though Filmore is a coward as well as a fool, his real motivation for derring-do is a sweet Southern girl named Sallyann, whom he will see again behind Southern lines.

Keywords: 1860s, american-civil-war, army-colonel, battle, bellhop, black-stereotype, bloodhound, boot, comic-coward, cross-dressing
Genres: Comedy, History, War, Western,
Taglines: See Red in a Union Suit with Southern Exposure! What's Rhett Butler Got That Red Skelton Ain't Got? HE'S A SPY FOR BOTH SIDES!

Quotes:

Col. Clifford M. Baker: The paper's in the pocket of the boot with the buckle. The map's in the packet in the pocket of the jacket. Understand?::Aubrey Filmore: Hmm?::Col. Clifford M. Baker: And if you get them mixed up, you're a dead goose.::Aubrey Filmore: Oh, well let's see now. The paper's in the pocket of the macket with a jacket, and the . . No, I see, the packet's in the . .

Col. Weatherby: Now, if you don't mind, the map, if you please.::Aubrey Filmore: Oh, the map, the map, the map . . [to himself] The map's in the packle of the bucket with the jeckle. No, the jacket's in the buckle of the pocket with the poodle - the boodle.::Col. Weatherby: Major Drummond, the map!::Aubrey Filmore: Yes, the map, the map, the map . . [to himself] The map's in the packle of the bugle with the pickle. No, no. The pocket of the boo - with the bagel. Not the bagel, the bugle, er, the buckle [aloud] That's it, the boot with the buckle. [He hands over the wrong document] I always carry my secret papers in the boot with the buckle. They'd have to kill me to get it, Sir. A soldier always dies with his bookles on, er, his bagels buckled, er, his . . Nice pair of shoes, don't you think?

Aubrey Filmore: Let's talk about living.

Col. Weatherby: That's a wonderful disguise, muh boy. I wish all my officers were as stupid as you.::Aubrey Filmore: So do I. [laughs]::Aubrey Filmore: [to the officers] Nothing personal, gentlemen.

Aubrey Filmore: I'm dying for a smoke.::Kurt Devlynn: [Envisioning his execution by firing squad] Don't worry. You'll be smokin' later.

Union Cavalry Sergeant: How old are you?::Aubrey Filmore: Only twenty-six.::Union Cavalry Sergeant: Twenty-six - Yhat's a ripe old age for a jackass.

Kurt Devlynn: [to Calbern about Aubrey] That's another thing I can't understand. Every time I meet him I'm convinced he's a complete idiot.