The Princess and the Cobbler (1993)
Actors:
Kenneth Williams (actor),
Clinton Sundberg (actor),
Donald Pleasence (actor),
Clive Revill (actor),
Anthony Quayle (actor),
Kenneth Williams (actor),
Joss Ackland (actor),
Sean Connery (actor),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Nick Jameson (actor),
Eddie Byrne (actor),
Eric Bogosian (actor),
Vincent Price (actor),
Jennifer Beals (actress),
Jonathan Winters (actor),
Plot: When Tack upsets Zigzag the Vizier, the wizard drags him off to the royal castle, where Princess Yum Yum falls for the bashful boy and saves him from execution. Unfortunately, Zigzag plans to marry the princess in order to succeed her father, King Nod. The Thief, meanwhile, is more interested in gold than love and takes off with the protective orbs topping the palace. Together Tack and Yum Yum attempt to retrieve them in order to prevent Zigzag and the One-Eye army from conquering the city.
Keywords: back-scratcher, ball, goblin, gold, independent-film, kleptomaniac, minaret, rhyme, troubled-production, unfinished-film
Genres:
Adventure,
Animation,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Quotes:
Zigzag: [as he is being eaten by crocodiles] Ow, my bottom! Ow, my top! Greedys, don't you ever stop?
Zigzag: O Great King Nod, have no fear. Zigzag, your grand vizier is here!::King Nod: [wakes up] What, what? [bored] Oh, it's *you*... Zigzag!
Nurse: Your bath's ready! The water's getting cold! Princess, he's a cobbler! Keep your eyes on your work, Cobbler!::Tack the Cobbler: Y-yes, ma'am.::Tack the Cobbler: [after Princess Yum-Yum and Nanny leave] Nothing wrong with being a Cobbler. Why can't I ever talk when it matters?
Mighty One-Eye: [Zigzag presnts himself before the One-Eye] Sorceror!::Zigzag: I conjure demons, and charm beasts! And birds of prey, too! Phido! [makes Phido go through hoops] But as you see, that's not all I can do! Haha! Hee-hee! I have power over people, too, though they may appear complex. For me... they fall like playing cards... and I control the decks! [brandishes deck of cards with tricks but they slip up] Ah! Eh-heh! Ho ho! Ah! Hee-hee! But all this is nothing for now in my hand is the very key to the Golden land, for no man can take it, no matter how great, unless he possesses these three balls [presents balls] OF FATE!::Mighty One-Eye: You say you can charm beasts? [laughs to himself] THROW HIM TO THE ALLIGATORS!
Princess Yum Yum: [singing] But she is more than this / There's a mind in the body of this pretty miss!
Princess Yum Yum: This life I live in regal splendor seems a waste. If I could help Father, instead of just sitting as his side. If I could help just one person, maybe then he'd understand there's more to me, I'd be doing something useful.
Princess Yum Yum: Do cobblers have names?::[Tack nods]::Princess Yum Yum: What *is* your name?::Tack the Cobbler: [holds up a tack] Tack.::Princess Yum Yum: Tack? Is that your name?
Chief Roofless: May I remind you gentlemen that when in doubt, consult the brigand's... book!
Princess Yum Yum: [referring to Tack] *Who* is this?::Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this lowball [uses cane to stop Tack from walking off] cobbler of no worth, attacked me in the square today! Shall we take his head away?::King Nod: [waking up] What? No, no, if you really think so, Zigzag.::Princess Yum Yum: But what has he done?::Zigzag: [takes tack from Tack's mouth] A*ttacked* me!::Princess Yum Yum: *Really*?::Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!
Zigzag: The camp of the One-Eyes... how very nice! Perhaps *they'll* be willing to pay my price! I'll have those barbarians kissing my feet! [to Phido] And maybe, we'll find you something to eat... eh, Phido?