What's Your Raashee? (2009)
Actors:
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Anjan Srivastav (actor),
Pramod Moutho (actor),
Rajesh Vivek (actor),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Priyanka Chopra (actress),
Plot: What's Your Raashee? Yogesh Patel, a young man in a hurry. Yogesh must find his dream girl within 10 days to save his family from utter ruin. Finding the dream girl is tough enough. Finding her in a hurry is even tougher.
Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, astrologer, bilingual, blackmail, breakdancing, bubble-gum, businesswoman, chess, chicago-illinois, computer
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Romance,
Quotes:
Yogesh B. Patel: You know, Grandpa, something really strange happened. I met the first girl, then the second, and the second girl looked exactly like the first one. I mean, they... they looked just the same!::Nanaji: Let me explain. Now, at your age, in all the girls you see, you will only see one girl's face in all of them.::Yogesh B. Patel: Why is that?::Nanaji: Because, in every girl, you are searching for the girl of your dreams. That's why in every face, you will only see that face.::Yogesh B. Patel: Is that really true, Grandpa?::Nanaji: And remember, every girl is capable of being your dream girl.::Yogesh B. Patel: Does this... happen to everybody?::Nanaji: Don't know about others, but this is surely what happened to your Grandpa.
Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel: If you start being too honest, you will remain a bachelor all your life.::Yogesh B. Patel: I will not be dishonest. I want an honest relationship.::Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel: Dishonesty is the key to a long-lasting marriage.
Rajni Parmar: [explaining bringing a stenographer to a private dinner] Marriage is a sort of contract, is it not? There was a time when our parents used to negotiate this. Now it's the new generation. The boys and girls settle it amongst themselves.
Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla: Look, I'm sorry. I can not marry you. Your first marriage is destined to fail.::Yogesh B. Patel: Jesus, man!::Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla: In this house we only take Lord Krishna's name.::Yogesh B. Patel: I mean, Krishna, man!
[Yoesh's star chart says his first relationship is destined to fail but not his second]::Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla: [suggesting a solution] I can only marry you if you've had a complete physical relationship with any girl.::Yogesh B. Patel: "Complete physical relationship" means...?::Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla: You don't know?::Yogesh B. Patel: Actually, I do know. I know a lot but it's not been "complete" yet.::Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla: Actually, there could be one more solution: If you have a complete physical relationship with the same girl that you're going to marry, then you might just save your first marriage.::Yogesh B. Patel: So you're... You mean with you?::Bhavna Hasmukhbhai Shukla: Yes.
[Anjali is said to speak top English]::Yogesh B. Patel: So have you been in a relationship before? I'm just asking, just generally.::Anjali: No, no, no, no. No boyfriend. Not allowed.::Yogesh B. Patel: Oh, so you don't go out on dates.::Anjali: No-no, I go out on all dates. Sundates, Mondates... All dates up till Saturdates.
Yogesh B. Patel: My name is Yogesh Bharat bhai Patel! I'm a man! A real Man! No protein supplements! No steroids! And I don't need any father-in-law to help me take care of my wife! Understood?
Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel: [following the crazy behavior of a prospective bride] Indu bhai did what any other smart businessman would do.::Yogesh B. Patel: What?::Jeetendra 'Jitubhai' B. Patel: Defective goods are always palmed off to out-of-town customers.