Jip may refer to:
Actors: Scud (director), Debra Baker (actress), Scud (writer), Matthew Hui (editor), Leon Hill (actor), Annie Lau (producer), Byron Pang (actor), Linda So (actress), Sebastian Castro (actor), Leni Speidel (actress), Andrew Chan (producer), Andrew Chan (editor), Ryo van Kooten (actor), Leni Speidel (producer), Susan Siu (actress),
Genres: Drama,Actors: Terry Jernigan (actor), Ben Hecht (writer), Ben Hecht (writer), Kera O'Bryon (actress), Ethan Marten (actor), Booker T. Mattison (producer), Nick Ventura (actor), John Pycior (actor), Joseph Baum (director), Joseph Baum (writer), Philip Wrencher (actor), Tim Cibene (producer), Ross Koschmeder (writer), Matt Gilbert (actor), Lauren Cibene (producer),
Plot: Jack has never been to one of the peerage's meetings before. Trembling, he stands to address the world's most acclaimed medical men, looking into their jaded, tired eyes, telling them of how he's lost a friend to a faulty diagnosis. He listens as they pour their knowledge and cynicism into the case. But when the sun rises and they have arrived at their tardy consensus, Jack leaps from his chair with a secret to share and a deception to confess. In the moments that follow, light and battle reignite in aged eyes and a group of geniuses rediscovers the magic of medicine.
Genres: Drama, Short,Actors: Craig Taylor Brown (writer), Craig Taylor Brown (editor), Craig Taylor Brown (director), Hugh Lofting (writer), John Cherry (producer), Henry Astor (actor), Preston Butler (actor), Krista Nolan (actress), Gianna Prestol (actress), Anna Clair Scott (actress), Nikki Andrews (producer), Addison Collins (actress), Caitlyn Carpenter (actress), Jae Williams (actor), Jacob Wall (actor),
Genres: Adventure,Actors: Laurent Spielvogel (actor), Catherine Jacob (actress), Pierre Arditi (actor), Michel Vuillermoz (actor), Catherine Arditi (actress), Serge Riaboukine (actor), Nathalie Courval (actress), Raphaël Personnaz (actor), Françoise Pinkwasser (actress), Sophie Reine (editor), Bruno Pésery (producer), Isabelle Delacroix (miscellaneous crew), Adrien Jolivet (actor), Marilou Berry (actress), Laurent Lévy (actor),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Danny Dyer (actor), John Simm (actor), Jo Brand (actress), Michael Wearing (producer), Bill Hicks (actor), Richard Coyle (actor), Andrew Lincoln (actor), Allan Niblo (producer), Philip Rosch (actor), Rupert Preston (producer), Shaun Parkes (actor), Lorraine Pilkington (actress), Danny Midwinter (actor), Patrick Moore (editor), Terence Beesley (actor),
Plot: The Cardiff club scene in the 90's: five best friends deal with their relationships and their personal demons during a weekend. Jip calls himself a sexual paranoid, afraid he's impotent. Lulu, Jip's mate, doesn't find much to fancy in men. Nina hates her job at a fast food joint, and her man, Koop, who dreams of being a great hip-hop d.j., is prone to fits of un-provoked jealousy. The fifth is Moff, whose family is down on his behavior. Starting Friday afternoon, with preparations for clubbing, we follow the five from Ecstacy-induced fun through a booze-laden come-down early Saturday morning followed by the weekend's aftermath. It's breakthrough time for at least three of them.
Keywords: 1990s, acid-the-drug, amphetamine, amsterdam-netherlands, anal-sex, bar, bare-breasts, bathroom, beer, bicycleActors: Geoffrey Carey (actor), Robert Dalban (actor), Robert Dalban (actor), Jean-Pierre Darras (actor), Gérard Hernandez (actor), Béatrice Costantini (actress), Annie Girardot (actress), Miou-Miou (actress), Rosette (actress), Alain Poiré (producer), Catherine Kelber (editor), Marie-Françoise Perochon (costume designer), Cerise (actress), Julien Clerc (actor), Julien Clerc (composer),
Genres: Comedy, Drama,Dies ist nun endgültig unser letzter Versuch, in Achim Menzels volkstümliche
Hitparade zu kommen!
Kirchweih is' in unserm Dorf, ich geh' ins Bierzelt 'nei.
Die Rosi drü'm am Bierausschank, die schenkt mir glei aans ei'.
Zwa, drei Stunden später bin ich so richtig breit.
Ich hab' scho' elf Strück trunk'ng - und zwa scho wieder g'speit.
Der Freedi aus'm Nachbardorf langt meiner Rosi an die Titten.
Ich schrei "Finger wech, die Fraa g'hört mir! Was sind denn des für Sitten?"
Endlich gibt's an g'scheiten Streit, mir lassen's richtig krach'ng.
Mir regeln des jetzt wie sich's g'hört - wie's Männer halt so mach'ng:
Und ich sag:
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, die Stimmung kocht gleich über
Wir packen uns're Rohre aus und messen das Kaliber
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, so macht mer des als Mann.
Mit Wortverdreh'n und diskutier'n fang ich erst gar net an!
Am nächsten Tag am Arbeitsplatz - der Schädel brummt wie Sau.
Ich kann noch gar net g'radaus schau'n - mei war ich gestern blau!
Der Chef bestellt mich ins Büro und brüllt mich auch gleich an:
Er sagt, daß ich ein Saufkopf bin und sonst nix anders kann.
Er meint, daß er was Besser's wär, da platzt mir doch der Krag'ng,
Nur weil er viel mehr Kohle hat, geb' ich mich net geschlag'ng:
Ich sag' nur:
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, die Stimmung kocht gleich über
Wir packen uns're Rohre aus und messen das Kaliber
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, so macht mer des als Mann.
Mit Wortverdreh'n und diskutier'n fang ich erst gar net an!
Ich scheiß' auf Intellenz und Abitur, ich brauch' keinen IQ,
Denn wenn ich rufe "Schwanzvergleich", dann hör'n mir alle zu!
Und ich sag':
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, die Stimmung kocht gleich über
Wir packen uns're Rohre aus und messen das Kaliber
Hose runter - Schwanzvergleich, zum Glück bin ich ein Mann.
Weil 'ne Frau bei jedem Schwanzvergleich nur den Kürzer'n ziehen kann