'Buddy Love' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Buddy Love (2014)
Actors:
Michael Berthold (actor),
Michael Berthold (actor),
Jeff Mandel (actor),
Autumn Rae Shannon (actor),
Christopher Sommerhalter (actor),
Jessica Badders (actress),
Payton Badders (actress),
Payton Badders (actress),
Keegan Bowen (actress),
Keegan Bowen (actress),
Jessica Braswell (actress),
Karen Gill (actress),
Megan Lynn Gill (actress),
Megan Lynn Gill (actress),
Kelly Isenhour (actress),
Plot: A young boy, Buddy Love, fancies himself a modern day, elementary school version of a greaser. He goes around the playground dating all the different girls for personal gain. But, after breaking a few too many hearts, some of his ex girlfriends band together to seek their revenge.
Genres:
Short,
The Nutty Professor (2008)
Actors:
Drake Bell (actor),
Brian Drummond (actor),
Andrew Francis (actor),
Andrew Francis (actor),
Jerry Lewis (actor),
Jerry Lewis (actor),
Logan McPherson (actor),
Logan McPherson (actor),
Logan McPherson (actor),
Logan McPherson (actor),
Britt Irvin (actress),
Danielle Lewis (actress),
Tabitha St. Germain (actress),
Paul Gertz (producer),
Drake Bell (actor),
Genres:
Animation,
Comedy,
Family,
Sci-Fi,
Quotes:
[first lines - dream sequence]::Harold: Dodgeball? I hate dodgeball!
[angry people are standing outside Harold's house]::Harold: It's an angry mob!::Robin: No, it's not. There's only seven people out there. And most of them are children.::[one of the people pulls out a pitchfork]::Robin: Oh, wait. There's a pitchfork. It is an angry mob!
[Harold is hanging upside down and performing karate moves and accidentally kicks Polly in the face]::Polly: Hey, don't make me speedbag you!
[repeated line]::Julius Kelp: How's that engine of yours coming along?
Buddy Love: Am I right?::[pause]::Buddy Love: Course I am! I'm Buddy Love, remember?
[inside Harold's 2D-anime brain]::Jack: We're inside your mind, smart guy. This terror twilight is your subconcious.
[an angry Suzy Perkins fires an arrow at Harold's window]::Robin: Dang, that girl can shoot!::Suzy Perkins: I will split that coconut of yours in two, Kelp!
[after a particularly embarrassing outer-space roller coaster ride]::Polly: That was awesome!::Harold: What?::[in 2-D anime world]::Jack: What?::[back in 3-D real world]::Harold: What?::Polly: I never knew you were such a good dancer, Harold. And so athletic, too!
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
Actors:
Bill Applebaum (actor),
David Banks (actor),
Barry W. Blaustein (actor),
Earl Boen (actor),
James D. Brubaker (actor),
Maurice Colquitt (actor),
Ryder Davis (actor),
Ralph Drischell (actor),
Mike Elizalde (actor),
Chris Elliott (actor),
Michael Ewing (actor),
Jeffrey Michael Freeman (actor),
Richard Gant (actor),
Sylvester Jenkins (actor),
John Ales (actor),
Plot: Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family could not be more delighted for him. But Buddy Love, his Mr. Hyde alter-ego from the first film, is back and trying to make it on his own. Buddy keeps resurfacing in untimely outbursts, and threatening the portly professor's marriage plans to colleague Denise Gaines. Utilizing Denise's cutting-edge DNA research, Sherman decides to rid himself of his monstrous nemesis -and his disruptive outbursts-once and for all by extracting Buddy's DNA from his system. But Buddy bursts full-bodied into Sherman's world and lays claim to the professor's astounding invention - a revolutionary youth serum. Desperate to keep it from Buddy, Sherman hides the serum in the Klump family home, thinking it will be safe. Buddy correctly divines where Sherman has placed the serum, but to get it, he has to deal with the entire Klump family first.
Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, adidas, african-american, alter-ego, bar, beauty-salon, bestiality, biologist, bloopers-during-credits, blouse-ripping
Genres:
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Romance,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The Klumps are back! Eddie Murphy Is The Klumps
Quotes:
Dean Richmond: Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walking down the street and this 8-year old boy says, Look Mommy, there's the Hamster's BITCH!
Sherman Klump: Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...::Dean Richmond: I.::Sherman Klump: Thank you. T-E!::Buddy Love: Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?
[Sherman is serenading Denise with the assistance of a crap Mexican band]::Sherman: Denise will you...::Buddy: Hey Sherman. You hear me Sherman?::Sherman: ...Denise will ya? Will ya? Let me come up there and put my beef in your taco?::Mexican band: ...Put his beef in your taco!::Denise: What?::Sherman: No, no...
Granny Klump: You better eat up Isaac, 'cause you gonna need your strength. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Doesn't take a lot to get Isaac going::Papa Klump: Timeout! Let me call a timeout on that::Mama Klump: Lord, my, my.::Papa Klump: I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics.::Granny Klump: Oh, yeah Cletus? Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle.::[Table falls silent]::Ernie Klump: Oh snap, now.::Granny Klump: What's a matter Cletus, cat got your tongue? Did I step on a nerve Cletus? I get ya, got ya, got ya!
Grandma Klump: Hey Cletus, who dat der piece of bisghetti remind you of? Maybe Mr. Johnson perhaps?
Grandma Klump: Come on Cletus, come on right now! But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag.::Papa Klump: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, that ain't even no bag you got in your hand, that's your titty.::Mama Klump: Cletus!::Papa Klump: She's an old bag with old bag tittie.::Ernie Klump: [quietly to Ernie Jr] Heh, he called Grandma a titty bag.
[Isaac, Granny's boyfriend, walks to the dinner table]::Papa Klump: Well, if it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! Hey how's things going on the Underground Railroad, Isaac?
Grandma Klump: The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.::Mama Klump: You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful.::Grandma Klump: Both feet, too. Both feet.
Grandma Klump: Does Cletus know I'm strapped?::Papa Klump: Come on, shoot.::Grandma Klump: I'm strapped, nigga!
[the chorus just finished singing 'Happy Day']::Ernie Klump: Happy day, happy day, happy day, my ass.
The Nutty Professor (1996)
Actors:
Derrex Brady (actor),
Elliott J. Brown (actor),
Tony Carlin (actor),
Dave Chappelle (actor),
Chao Li Chi (actor),
James Coburn (actor),
Quinn Duffy (actor),
Joe Greco (actor),
Montell Jordan (actor),
Nick Kokotakis (actor),
Ned Luke (actor),
Mark McPherson (actor),
Larry Miller (actor),
Jamal Mixon (actor),
John Ales (actor),
Plot: Sherman Klump is an incredibly fat and good-hearted man. He is a college professor on the verge of a breakthrough in DNA restructuring when he meets an admirer of his, named Carla, who is a teacher new to Klump's college. He is enamored of her, but is frustrated by his tremendous bulk. He then decides to test a formula on which he's been working on himself. He is then transformed into the lecherous swinger, Buddy Love, and romantic complications ensue.
Keywords: 1990s, actor-playing-multiple-roles, african-american, alter-ego, bad-taste, beach, black-american-stereotype, blockbuster, campus, candy
Genres:
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Romance,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Inside Sherman Klump, a party animal is about to break out.
Quotes:
Grandma Jensen: Don't give me none o' dem mashed potatoes, you know mashed potatoes give me gas.
Papa Klump: [as Grandma continues talking, to his wife] That's your ho ass mama.::Mama Klump: [whispers] Cletus!
Buddy Love: Oh you mean rich dummy terms? I'll break it down. All the rich dummies in the room, listen up! If you gonna eat nasty stuff like this.::[Picks up a porkchop]::Buddy Love: I know it looks good and I know how many of here like porkchop. But this greasy, nasty porkchop, you know there's a gene in your DNA that routes this straight to your fat cells, and it causes all sorts of sightly conditions. Case in point, this woman has what I like to call jello arms...::[shakes a fat lady's arm]::Buddy Love: ...you notice the arm has taken on a gelatin sort of vibe. Quite nasty.::[moves to a man at another table]::Buddy Love: And to my left, this gentleman has turkey neck,::[Moves to the woman next to him]::Buddy Love: to my immediate left, this young lady is suffering from what we like to call saddlebag syndrome::[moves to the woman next to her]::Buddy Love: and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call... tank ass.::[the woman's husband gets up]::Buddy Love: Yo, not tonight, man.::[escorts him back into his seat]::Buddy Love: I'm your brother, I'm your brother. Like I was saying, ladies and gentlemen, where there's a will, there's a way, and there is a way we can turn these genes off, and I don't mean by using exercise or diet, I'm talking about by taking a simple solution, which helps reconstruct your metabolic cellular strands, thus giving you the appearance of,::[picks a nice lady]::Buddy Love: as they say in medical terms... gluteus minimus, or in layman's terms, an extremely tight, wonderful ass. Let's give it up for the woman with the nice ass.::[a bit of the other people applaud]::Buddy Love: She's worked so hard, don't you agree? Have a seat have a seat. Wow, everybody has a nice ass at this table, is this the nice ass section?
Buddy Love: [to Reggie] Ok, fat jokes! You wanna do fat jokes?::[Buddy stands up]::Buddy Love: Alright!::[Buddy claps his hands once]::Buddy Love: Your mother's so fat, the bitch needs Thomas Guide to find her asshole!::[everyone in the room, except Reggie, roars with laughter]::Buddy Love: Alright! Wait, wait, wait, your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!::[everyone, except Reggie, laughs louder]::Buddy Love: [to Reggie] Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!::[everyone, except Reggie, laughs even louder]::Buddy Love: Reggie's mother's so fat, that the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib!::[everyone in the room, except Reggie, loudly roars with laughter. Buddy climbs onto the stage]::Buddy Love: [walking past Reggie] Earl Scheib! At Earl Scheib!::[laughs]
Papa Klump: [When Sherman is 'fighting' Buddy on the stage] Someone had better go and call the exorcist!
Papa Klump: You talkin' 'bout puttin' a tube up somebody's ass? And I can't break wind?::Mama Klump: I didn't saying nothing about puttin' holes up nobody's ass! Cletus, I said...::Papa Klump: Well, what do you think a colonic is? You think you're gonna run your asshole by the carwash?
Mama Klump: When the good Lord made you, He made you beautiful inside and out.
Sherman Klump: Daddy, all I'm saying is that scientific breakthroughs are occurring all the time.::Ernie Klump: The only thing that's 'bout to break through is your ass 'bout to break through the seat of your pants.
Mama Klump: I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.::Papa Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!::[lets a loud fart]::Papa Klump: There, now my colon is clean. I'm talking squeaky clean!
[Professor Sherman Klump grunts and groans trying to fit his obese frame into an office chair; he finally gets comfortable and sighs with relief]::Dean Richmond: Comfy?::Sherman Klump: Quite.::Dean Richmond: Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?::Sherman Klump: No, sir, I'm fine.
The Nutty Professor (1963)
Actors:
Norman Alden (actor),
Murray Alper (actor),
Roger Bacon (actor),
Todd Barron (actor),
Mel Berger (actor),
Nicky Blair (actor),
Billy Bletcher (actor),
Les Brown Jr. (actor),
Les Brown (actor),
Stumpy Brown (actor),
Mushy Callahan (actor),
Hugh Cannon (actor),
Seymour Cassel (actor),
Robert Donner (actor),
Norman Alden (actor),
Plot: Nerd. Milquetoast. Klutz. These are just three of the many undesirable words that can be used to describe Professor Julius Kelp. But all that changes when the chemistry expert invents a potion that transforms him into a suave, sexy chick magnet, whom Julius aptly names Buddy Love. Unfortunately, there's one side effect: Buddy can't control when he'll change back into Julius, an event that always happens at inopportune times. How will Julius/Buddy resolve his Jekyll-and-Hyde dilemma?
Keywords: absent-mindedness, absurd-humor, aphrodisiac, attraction, bar-bell, bartender, bird, birdcage, black-humor, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: What does he become? What kind of monster? Well, any scientist who makes a girl like this can't be all mad. Please do not reveal the middle of this picture! Jerry's a mousey chemistry prof who invents the greatest drink since Dracula discovered bloody marys.
Quotes:
Professor Julius Kelp: Well, just don't do something, sit there!
Buddy Love: Hiya, chicky baby. How's it going?::Stella Purdy: Fine.::Buddy Love: Crazy. I thought I'd visit your little land of learning. Cute. Cute pad.::Stella Purdy: What happened to you last night? What'd you run away like that for? I thought you saw a ghost or something.::Buddy Love: Oh yeah. How 'bout that? Well, that's why I stopped by. I thought I'd lay it on ya, but this ain't the place to talk. What do you say we meet later at the Purple Pit? We can talk better there.::Stella Purdy: Well, I dunno. You're pretty weird, you know, and I don't want...::Buddy Love: Chi-chi. Ten o' clock?::Stella Purdy: Perfect.::Buddy Love: Figures.
Buddy Love: I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right?::Stella Purdy: No, not exactly.::Buddy Love: And that you're happy with the way I handled those three goons, right? Well, normally I would've belted them, but I didn't want to muss myself all up and have you dance with a sloppy guy. Dig?::Stella Purdy: Well then, you restrained yourself just for little old me.::Buddy Love: I knew you'd appreciate it. I do a lot of nice things.::Stella Purdy: Well, is that really the case or is this line 27-a for young college girls?::Buddy Love: Aww, now you see? You went and done it. For one of the rare times in my life when I dig down into the soul, and you doubt my veracity. Well, that hurts.::Stella Purdy: Well, it's not your veracity that I doubt. [pause] The music stopped.::Buddy Love: Yeah, I heard.
Buddy Love: They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add.::Stella Purdy: I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff.::Buddy Love: Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true?::Stella Purdy: And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together.::Buddy Love: Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you.::Stella Purdy: You rude, discourteous egomaniac!::Buddy Love: You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away. [kisses his hand] Have some, baby?
Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be?::Buddy Love: Aww... That's no way to talk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "What'll it be?" That's no way to treat a customer. C'mere. Try it like this. Pay attention. You'll feel better and the customers'll be happier. Try this: "What'll it be? Hmmm?" Try that. Come on. We haven't got all night. Try it.::Purple Pit Bartender: What'll it be? Hmmm?::Buddy Love: Good! That was wonderful. Did anyone ever tell you you couldn't sing?
Buddy Love: Have some, baby?
Buddy Love: Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started.
Gym Attendant: Are you hurt?::Professor Julius Kelp: Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.
Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!
Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Now try to understand that I understand, that scientists and creators have their little eccentricities. Einstein hated hair cuts, Da Vinci love to paint, and Newton...::Professor Julius Kelp: He had something to do with figs, didn't he?