Gertrude

My Summer with Gertrude (2013)

Actors: Stephen Anthony Bailey (actor), Travis L. Cook (director), Brian Iliescu (editor), Brian Iliescu (producer), Rachel Cox (writer), Rachel Cox (writer), Eric Swanson (composer), Rachel Cox (actress), Leslie Carson (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Chubby Chaser (2011)

Actors: Ashley Parker Angel (actor), Rachael Besant (actress), Chris Alvarado (actor), Melissa Fosse-Dunne (actress), Sara Lassner (actress), David Emrich (actor), Yimmy Yim (actress), Nino Martinez (editor), James J Leary (writer), James J Leary (director), James J Leary (editor), Steven Froese (miscellaneous crew), David Keton (actor), Chris Snow (actor), Ted Goldstein (producer),

Plot: Benjamin has everything going for him. He is hours away from marrying a beautiful woman named Brittany. He use to have a thing for large woman, but he has learned to curb these urges. At least he thinks he has, that is until his best friend Peter brings large women around to tempt him the night before his wedding.

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Harrison (2011)

Actors: Mick Flaaen (producer), Steffen Hauglum (producer), Steffen Hauglum (director), Steffen Hauglum (editor), Steffen Hauglum (writer), Aaron Baldwin (composer), Aaron Baldwin (actor), Austin Iverson (producer), Bernadette Goulet (actor), Alleena Tribble (actress), Seth Tribble (actor), Rocky Marks (actor), Bob Potasky (editor), Lucas Dekker (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

Three Weekends in June (2010)

Actors: Bruce Allen Dawson (actor), Altorro Prince Black (actor), Ayanna S. Flemings (actress), Martina Evans (writer), Martina Evans (producer), Martina Evans (producer), Stefan Latoure (director), Martina Evans (actress), Robert D. Mason (actor), Kordairo Campbell (actor), Kesha Oliver (actress), Ricardo Sosa Jr. (actor), Khawaja Aziz (actor), Chanel Narcissus (actress), April Johnson (actress),

Plot: Before the bride Jade can enjoy the nuptials to her man, Carl, she must first get through two other June events with her whacked but lovable family. Each member has made it their mission to make an appearance in their own 'special' way. There's cousins Ricardo; Peachy and Punkin'; 'extra' animated Ebonica with her play sister, Ce Ce. Then there's Cu'din Junior, inquisitive Aunt Evangeline and her sidekick Gertrude. What about the children you ask? Well, they're in there, too. And let's not forget cousins Jasper, his wife Kim, and ex-football player, Tiny and his football player girlfriend. Last but not least, there's Uncle Rufus, Mr. Smooth himself. Will Jade make it through those Three Weekends in June?

Genres: Comedy, Family, Short,

A Super Duper Exotic Erotic Fetish Sexy Must See Story... A Tragedy of Oriental Proportions! (2010)

Actors: Tamlyn Tomita (actress), Emily Kuroda (actress), Roger Fan (actor), Garrett Wang (actor), Jeff Liu (director), Michael Kurland (miscellaneous crew), Junko Goda (actress), Emelle (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Karr (actor), Taylor Neil Thomas (actress), Ron San Agustin (editor), Michael Hornbuckle (actor), Michael Hornbuckle (producer), Douglas Hirai (composer), Michael Hornbuckle (writer),

Plot: Three middle-aged Asian American men work at a host bar where they sell their bodies for money. Cherry Blossom is a folksinger trying to find his muse. Hung Wei Low is working his way through veterinarian school. Fred is trying to put his family back together. What would three men do to pursue a dream?

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Searching for Ron Ficus (2009)

Actors: Lia Sargent (actress), John Kerry (actor), Marty Hrejsa (actor), Joan Marlowe (actress), John Michaelson (actor), Kim Kopf (producer), Kim Kopf (writer), Kim Kopf (actress), Jillie Reil (actress), Dan Horton (actor), Kendra Munger (actress), Laura Fuino (actress), Alexander Enberg (director), Chris Chauncey (actor), Kimbra Westervelt (producer),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A Jersey girl,on a quest with her cousin to meet the right man, finds herself in Hollywood, caught in a web of self help books, talk radio, and mystical madness.

Busdrive My Heart (2008)

Actors: Maxwell Riesberg (writer), Maxwell Riesberg (actor), Maxwell Riesberg (producer), Maxwell Riesberg (actor), Alec Bates (actor), Dan Packer (director), Dan Packer (actor), Dan Packer (actor), Dan Packer (actor), Dan Packer (editor), Dan Packer (writer), Amy Shah (actress), Amy Shah (actress), Amy Shah (producer), Jocelyn Wesler (actress),

Plot: Busdrive My Heart is an outrageous comedy about a college student named Scott who falls in love with a day camp bus driver named Amanda. Amanda's emotions are put to the test as she must decide whether her love for Scott is stronger than a promise she made to her dying grandmother. Hilarity ensues as their love is constantly being thwarted by Amanda's grotesque sister, her meddling parents, and the ex boyfriend living in her own home.

Keywords: college-town
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Busdrive this!

Quotes:

Kaitlin: Frank? Sounds like a wiener. I don't do wieners.::Scott: Don't call him a wiener.::Kaitlin: You wouldn't last TWO MINUTES in my world!

Scott: Hark on thee. Thouest rains dews on the son of morn.::Kyle: It has been a forenight since we have seen the frowest of maidens.::Amanda: 'Tis I, young Thantrees! The sirens song whispers gently on the frets of thy brow.::Scott: Avast! For thine humus is on thine sandwich. But no fearest me, for I shed no tears for Aiden's wrath...::Kyle: Nein! For haste! Of the treacherous buttocks of the grandest of all racks.

Ross: Torn up inside? Oh, I know that feeling. Having your juicy cutlets ripped from your body like a savage beast feasting on the flesh of an unsuspecting victim? Knowing that each bite makes him stronger and drags him further and further into the depths of insanity?::Scott: Yeah, it's... kind of like that...

Balls: I just dropped by to see if you got any ski-bop-be-do from that hot chick last night.::Scott: What are you, Ella Fitzgerald now?::Balls: Come on, I want all the details! Did she give you a Lazy Susan? How about a Skinflute Jumpsuit? What about a Yellow-bellied Muffin Shooter?::Scott: We didn't do anything, and I think you just made those up.::Scott: You're a dick! You had that hot chick all to yourself last night and you didn't even banga-langa-ding-dong? Don't even tell me you're still a vegan!

Mustache Man: Pardon me. May I trouble you for a dollop of corn?

Amanda: Let's take this slow.::Scott: Of Course.::Amanda: Nothing kinky. I'm not gonna give you a Lazy Susan or anything. I ain't no hojack.::Scott: I don't even know what that is.::Amanda: Neither do I.

Amanda: Have you ever had a Grandma?::Scott: Yes... once...::Amanda: Have you ever made a promise to someone on their death bed, and then completely regretted making that promise within minutes of leaving the room?::Scott: All the time...

Lipkin: We must be in space, 'cause I wanna fill your moon boots!::Amanda: I don't even know what that means...::Lipkin: [laughing] That's hilarious! Name's Lipkin. Read the shirt.::Amanda: Amanda...::Lipkin: Mmmmmm... [scrapes her hand across his leg]::Amanda: [disgusted] Sickenating!::Lipkin: So Mandra, what are you doing in this bar all by yourself? I'm a boiling pot of chocolate that's ready to spill! What? You ignore Lipkin? Nobody ignores Lipkin!

Dogg's Hamlet, Cahoot's Macbeth (2005)

Actors: Lucas Grabeel (actor), Lucas Grabeel (actor), Lucas Grabeel (actor), Clancy Brown (actor), Jason Brandt (composer), Tom Stoppard (writer), Javier Ronceros (actor), Iris Ichishita (producer), Ralph Lister (actor), Miko Hughes (actor), Miko Hughes (actor), Miko Hughes (actor), Vic Chao (actor), Joey Zimmerman (writer), Joey Zimmerman (producer),

Plot: In "Dogg's Hamlet," a group of Dogg-speaking high school students set up for and perform a fifteen minute version of "Hamlet." Their process is dealt with by an unsuspecting deliveryman who finds he can't understand a word they're saying. In "Cahoot's Macbeth," renegade Normalization-era Czech actors continue their private exhibition of "Macbeth" under the scrutinizing eye of a malicious police inspector.

Keywords: based-on-play, character-name-in-title, reference-to-shakespeare's-hamlet, reference-to-shakespeare's-macbeth, reference-to-william-shakespeare, tragedy
Genres: Comedy,

Hamlet: A Critical Guide (1997)

Actors: Graham McTavish (actor), Chris Gormlie (editor), Bob Carruthers (producer), Vanessa Tovell (producer), Gary Russell (producer), Peter Balderstone (actor), Peter Balderstone (director), Russell Jackson (actor), Paul Curran (actor), Stanley Wells (actor), Jennie Dempster (producer), John Corvin (actor), Patrick Kincaid (actor), Jessica Allen (actress), Penny Mahon (actor),

Genres: Documentary, Short,

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)

Actors: Charles Brackett (producer), Diane Baker (actress), Peter Wight (actor), Edith Evanson (actress), Red West (actor), Ben Wright (actor), Pat Boone (actor), Red West (actor), James Mason (actor), Arlene Dahl (actress), Alan Napier (actor), Robert Adler (actor), Bert Stevens (actor), Ivan Triesault (actor), Charles Brackett (writer),

Plot: Prof. Lindenbrook leads his intrepid party on an expedition to the centre of the earth, via a volcano in Iceland, encountering all manner of prehistoric monsters and life-threatening hazards on the way.

Keywords: 1880s, 19th-century, abduction, abyss, apology, atlantis, bagpipes, bare-chested-male, barn, based-on-novel
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Romance, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A fabulous world below the world

Quotes:

Count Saknussem: I don't sleep. I hate those little slices of death.

Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Are we to be abducted every day in Iceland?

Carla Göteborg: Whom were you taking besides this young man?::Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: The big Icelander.::Carla Göteborg: Then I'll be very useful. He doesn't understand a word of English.

Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: You won't find anything edible in there.::Alec McKuen: Why not? The Chinese eat eggs over 400 years old.

Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] The woman in room number 29, she said she wants to talk to you.::Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Tell him to stop jabbering and go shopping.::Alec McKuen: What about lamps.::Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] The woman in room number 29, she said...::Alec McKuen: Ah, lamps... lamps. What about... ah... picks?

Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Thank you, Scartaris.

Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] There is a tunnel on this side.::Carla Göteborg: He says there's a tunnel on the other side.::Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] And they slant downhill, and we can walk them.::Carla Göteborg: Slanting downhill, but walkable.

Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] O, madam, will you all come down here where the boy fell. It is so wonderfully beautiful down there.::Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: What's happened now? What's he saying?::Carla Göteborg: He said we should go back to where Alec fell.

Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] He is guilty.

Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] Excuse me, madam, can you tell me, where do we go now, what do we do now?