Little Red Riding Hood (2009)

Actors: Herman Witkam (composer), Charles Perrault (writer), J.L. Carrozza (actor), J.L. Carrozza (editor), J.L. Carrozza (director), J.L. Carrozza (producer), J.L. Carrozza (writer), Neil Cicierega (actor), Kalle Ruonala (producer), David Luce (actor), David Burns (actor), Jonathan Daire (actor), Charli Henley (actress), Richard Wiley (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A satirized version of the iconic fairy tale retold with more than a few "twists". Little Red Riding Hood is sent out on an errand by her domineering mother to bring her ailing Grandmother some nourishment. On the way, she crosses paths with The Wolf (David Luce), a hermetic, deranged psychopathic pedophile who immediately begins to make trouble for her in a big way. Can she find the inner woman inside her to vanquish this twisted canine fiend?

Keywords: arm-cut-off, b-movie, beard, cannibal, cannibalism, castration, condom, cooking, damsel-in-distress, fairy-tale
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Short,

Quotes:

The Wolf: Fuck the Lumberjack!

Black Kissinger (2009)

Actors: Fred Williamson (actor), Nina Kaczorowski (actress), Lee Demarbre (writer), Lee Demarbre (editor), Gloria Hendry (actress), Richard Stratton (writer), Jeff Ward (director), Robert Menzies (producer), Ian Driscoll (writer), Paul Eckstein (writer), Phil Caracas (actor), Richard S. Guardian (producer), Graham Collins (composer), Sundra Oakley (actress), Rupert Bent III (composer),

Plot: Henry Kissinger (no relation), a Jamaican-born American cop, returns to his homeland for a vacation and runs afoul of a violent plot by an American hotel tycoon to seize control of lucrative waterfront resort space. To get to the bottom of it all, he'll have to learn to play by a whole new set of rules - and rediscover the heritage he's denied all his life. Black Kissinger. He's the man with the plan to bring some peace to the promised land.

Keywords: blaxploitation, character-name-in-title
Genres: Action,

Harvey's Speech (2001)

Actors: Mike Genovese (actor), John Aylward (actor), Ellen Crawford (actress), P.J. Palmer (actor), P.J. Palmer (producer), Lyn Paolo (costume designer), Tyrone Pinkham (producer), Joe Coyle (producer), Robert Hanley (actor), Sue Giosa (actress), Harry Perry III (producer), Richard M. Kerns (producer), Joey Marino (actor), Robert Handley (actor), Jonathan Cossu (composer),

Plot: Harvey's Speech is the retrospective story of an aging die-hard businessman whose talents in a company he helped build and protect are no longer required. Harvey Gilbert is being forced into retirement. He has spent his entire life working for a company that has become overrun with young up-starts who are convinced they have a clue, but don't. In an attempt to be gracious, the company is throwing a farewell banquet in Harvey's honor. Harvey decides that his best chance to tell the higher ups to stick it where the sun doesn't shine will be in his acceptance speech.

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Ne coupez pas mes arbres (1995)

Actors: Marc-Gilbert Sauvajon (writer), Jacques Dufilho (actor), Danielle Darrieux (actress), Michel Roux (miscellaneous crew), Yannick Soulier (actor), William Douglas-Home (writer), Rolande Kalis (actress), Jean-Claude Weibel (actor), Alain Lionel (actor), Michel Treguer (director), Ninou Fratellini (actress), Yves Berthiau (actor),

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The Legend of the Lone Ranger (1981)

Actors: Buck Taylor (actor), Bonita Granville (actress), Jason Robards (actor), Robert F. Hoy (actor), James Keach (actor), Henry Wills (actor), Merle Haggard (actor), Matt Clark (actor), John Hart (actor), Ted Gehring (actor), Chuck Hayward (actor), Richard Farnsworth (actor), James Keach (actor), John Barry (composer), Christopher Lloyd (actor),

Plot: When the young Texas Ranger, John Reid, is the sole survivor of an ambush arranged by the militaristic outlaw leader, Butch Cavendich, he is rescued by an old childhood Comanche friend, Tonto. When he recovers from his wounds, he dedicates his life to fighting the evil that Cavendich represents. To this end, John Reid becomes the great masked western hero, The Lone Ranger. With the help of Tonto, the pair go to rescue the President Grant when Cavendich takes him hostage.

Keywords: 1860s, 1870s, 19th-century, action-hero, ambush, american-indian, based-on-comic, based-on-radio-show, battle, battlefield
Genres: Action, Adventure, Western,
Taglines: The untold story of the man behind the mask, and the legend behind the man. The loyal friend that he trusted. The woman that fate denied him. The great silver stallion he rode. And his consuming love of justice.

Quotes:

President Ulysses S. Grant: Who was that masked man?

Second chief: [Tonto has brought a wounded John Reid to the Indian camp, where he can hide from Butch Cavendish]... The Palefaces make many promises to us, yet they keep only one: they promise to take our land, and they take it. And now you bring one of them here, to be nursed back to health? Tonto, why?::Tonto: No one has greater cause than I to fill his heart with hatred for the White Man. He has taken my wife and my child from me. But the Paleface I have brought here today is my brother, and I will guard his life with my own if it comes to such. If I am wrong about him - if he proves to be an enemy - then I, Tonto, will decorate my lance with this White Man's hair. But until that day comes - UNLESS it comes - let him be judged not by his skin, but by his heart.

[Grant, on a train with Buffalo Bill Cody, Wild Bill Hickok and Col. George Armstrong Custer, is commenting on the decimation of the buffalo]::President Ulysses S. Grant: What happened to all the buffalo?::Buffalo Bill Cody: I shot 'em.

[Having just thanked the Lone Ranger for saving his life, Grant now turns to Tonto]::President Ulysses S. Grant: And how can I thank you?::Tonto: You can thank me by honoring your treaties with my people.::President Ulysses S. Grant: We will try.

Ranger Little: [During a gunfight in a canyon] It ain't the bullet that kills you...::[shoots a bad guy on a cliff]::Ranger Little: ...It's the fall.::[bad guy falls from cliff]

Balladeer: LYRICS TO "THE MAN IN THE MASK/BALLAD OF THE LONE RANGER" [FIRST VERSE] The legend started simply, just a boy without a home; taken in by Indians, but still pretty much alone. He had to struggle with strange customs, and his own fears from within. He learned the wisdom of the forest; he learned the ways of the wind. [FIRST CHORUS, opening credits] The legends tell of men who died to open up the West. They rode through Hell to find their Promised Land. The legends tell of One who tried to fight for all the rest; his name unknown, a stranger alone, The Man In The Mask... The legends tell of One Brave Man who rode to meet the test; his name unknown, a stranger alone, The Man In The Mask. [SECOND VERSE] Del Rio was a town in trouble, a town with a gun in its back; plagued by crime that just wouldn't stop, and cursed with a Sheriff that wore Black. So you'd think they'd be suspicious, but certain folks rarely are. They're willing to trust their law to just about any man who wears a star. [THIRD VERSE] Butch Cavendish lived undisturbed, waging his private war. And men who made mistakes were simply men he could not afford. Some say he was a monster, and others called him mad. Let's just say Butch Cavendish was everything that's bad. [FOURTH VERSE, following the ambush] One thing about that Cavendish, he knew how to set a trap. And he finished off the Rangers that day in Bryant's Gap. And Collins had to check them all 'till Butch was satisfied. Dead men lying everywhere, and bloody brothers side by side. [FIFTH VERSE] And Tonto recognized John Reid by the amulet he wore. But John had once saved Tonto's life, so this evened up the score. Tonto had to hide his friend and keep him out of town; 'cause if Butch had known that one Ranger lived, he was sure to hunt John down. [SIXTH VERSE] What is it that brings two friends together, or sends the waves to the sand? And what is it that drives a creature of nature to reach out to the world of Man? Just such a creature was this Great White Horse, as wise and as wild as a runaway. And the moment John first laid eyes on it, he swore he'd ride it someday. [SEVENTH VERSE] Now John Reid was just a memory; the Masked Man had taken his place. But that didn't mean his heart wasn't touched when he saw Amy Striker's face. Amy had stayed to do her uncle's work and to keep his dreams alive. But unless the Masked Man could find Cavendish, true justice would never survive. [EIGHTH VERSE, after Tonto is arrested for Collins' murder] I don't guess anyone stopped to ask what Tonto was guilty of. That didn't stop 'em from wanting to see him swinging high above. But Tonto showed no sign of fear, and he held on to a fervent hope... that the Masked Man wouldn't let his blood brother hang from the end of a rope. [NINTH VERSE] Those Cavendish Boys had been working real hard, going over each step of their plan. Meanwhile, ol' Butch was mighty disturbed by reports of a strange Masked Man. But he wouldn't let rumors mess up his scheme, so he set out on his final campaign. He and his Boys rode to their rendezvous with President Grant's private train. [TENTH VERSE] So Cavendish had pulled it off, vanished without firing a shot. The Masked Man and Tonto had to move fast, and ride while his trail was still hot. They didn't know what he intended to do, but the life at stake was President Grant's. Perhaps Butch would hold him; perhaps Butch would kill him; they just couldn't take that chance. [SECOND CHORUS, closing credits] A fiery horse across the plains and he was gone from sight. He changed the course of history as he rode. And folks would tell of one Lone Ranger turning wrong to right. They wondered who, but they never knew... The Man In The Mask

Tonto: Repay me by honoring your treaties with my people.::President Ulysses S. Grant: Yes, we will TRY, you have my word.

Mallory: Circumstantial Evidence (1976)

Actors: William Lucking (actor), Mark Hamill (actor), A Martinez (actor), Robert F. Shugrue (editor), Eugene Roche (actor), William Sackheim (producer), Philip Sterling (actor), Allan Rich (actor), Raymond Burr (actor), Robert Loggia (actor), Sandy Ward (actor), Stanley Kamel (actor), Boris Sagal (director), Cliff Emmich (actor), Beans Morocco (actor),

Plot: Busted pilot for a proposed NBC-TV series about Arthur Mallory (Raymond Burr), a once-great criminal attorney brought low after being accused -- and cleared -- of encouraging a witness to lie on the stand. In the pilot film, he unravels a case involving a young prisoner (Mark Hamill) who commits murder following abuse from a homosexual in jail. The lad claims he was unjustly imprisoned in the first place.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, prison-rape, tv-series-pilot
Genres: Drama,

Ne coupez pas mes arbres (1975)

Actors: Marc-Gilbert Sauvajon (writer), Pierre Bertin (actor), Robert Lamoureux (actor), Jacques Charon (miscellaneous crew), Marie Bell (actress), William Douglas-Home (writer), Jean Puyberneau (actor), François Duval (actor), Magali Vendeuil (actress), Claude Salez (actor), Jacques Samyn (director), Alain Lionel (actor), Françoise Cingal (actress),

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Kean: Un roi de théâtre (1972)

Actors: Alexandre Dumas père (writer), Edmond Beauchamp (actor), Nicole Jamet (actress), Jean Rupert (actor), Marie Laforêt (actress), Marius Laurey (actor), Annick Alane (actress), Van Doude (actor), Robert Favart (actor), Michel Charrel (actor), Raoul Curet (actor), Jean Obé (actor), Robert Hirsch (actor), Jean-François Rémi (actor), Jean Leuvrais (actor),

Genres: ,

Dios se lo pague (1948)

Actors: Adolfo Linvel (actor), Jorge Gárate (editor), Luis César Amadori (director), Arturo de Córdova (actor), Juan Ehlert (composer), Tulio Demicheli (writer), Aída Villadeamigo (actress), Roberto Bordoni (actor), Zully Moreno (actress), Enrique Chaico (actor), Ramón Garay (actor), José Comellas (actor), Federico Mansilla (actor), Florindo Ferrario (actor), Zoe Ducos (actress),

Genres: Drama,

The St. Louis Kid (1934)

Actors: Lew Harvey (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Robert Barrat (actor), Arthur Aylesworth (actor), James Cagney (actor), Hobart Cavanaugh (actor), Spencer Charters (actor), Jack Cheatham (actor), Clay Clement (actor), James P. Burtis (actor), William B. Davidson (actor), Frank Fanning (actor), Eddie Fetherston (actor), Sherry Hall (actor), Ben Hendricks Jr. (actor),

Plot: Trucker Eddie Kennedy gets involved with the law when he has an car accident with Ann Reid and knocks the owner of a dairy out. He evades a penalty when he claims, that he had done it as an act of solidarism with the farmers. The farmers start an boycott action against this dairy, so the owner has to bring milk from elsewhere to his dairy, but the farmers closed the road, and Kennedy is arrested once more. He leaves jail at night to meet Ann, but meanwhile the owner has asked some mobsters to deliver the milk. One of the farmers is murdered, Ann Reid is missing and Eddie Kennedy is accused of murder.

Keywords: cafe-owner, car-accident, card-game, dance, detective, egg, escape, farm, farmer, fire
Genres: Drama, Romance,