- published: 31 Jul 2014
- views: 815242
Feds is a 1988 comedy film written and directed by Daniel Goldberg, and starring Rebecca De Mornay and Mary Gross.
Ellie DeWitt (Rebecca De Mornay) is a former U.S. Marine who wants to become an FBI Agent. However, where she has the physical skills, she doesn't have as much success in memorizing all the books she needs to learn. Fortunately for her, she's in the same room with Janis Zuckerman (Mary Gross), a woman who is as smart as they come, but physically very weak. Overcoming the male recruits' assumptions of them, Ellie and Janis team up to help each other through the basic training so they can both become federal agents.
During their training, Ellie and Janis must deal with an instructor who seems determined to fail the pair, a fellow trainee who seems more interested in flirting with Ellie (until Ellie asserts her Marine training and pins him against the wall in one exercise), and befriend a geeky co-trainee who seems unable to complete the smallest task.
Joining forces, the three tackle the final practice simulation, (badly) forging the instructor's signature ('he sneezed') and breaking into the radio room to redirect the opposing team (into a swamp).
By: Gabe
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
All the drug dealars,? niggas? unable to be faded. Feds they want Bootleg
permantly incarserated. but i never lets them see me sweatin' my Teck striking
a pose. hanging out the cuddy', nutty, nigga, busting at hoes. I robed a
little, rigged a little, stole a little i admit it, But I bet one wittnes wont
come forth and ever say I did it. Cause those who snitches, sleep in ditches.
ya'll know the story. I refuse to have to FBI and police searching for me. was
renegade when i was younger but i never been afraid, to jump out windows and
bust at hoots whenever them bitches raid. im tooting cane, catching trains?
inhale it and i keep a K inside my head. for things thats on servalance. have
you ever heard of a murder commited with a house appliance. i was to smart to
ever get cought, know my ferenzic science. my daddy never loved me before he
left me and momma. Clio the Psychic told me "fuck him hes running " i went to
see a srink. i think im dealing with some pain. gave me some pills, said "keep
it real". (medicate your brain) i live my life just like a fragil stuck inside
a rock. everytime a cop would see me. fuck cops and hit your knot. Mutha' .fuck
the FBI I rater die before the feds catch me. 36 hundred murders before them
bitches could strech me. hollow green, to Fucking with my teeners where we
ballin' candy loving these fist fulls. and shot that we calling. motha Fuck the
FBI.
Whoa, whoa whoa, these aint the feds you know, thell take your life and go,
thell set you up for sure whoa whoa whoa whoa
Niggas are sucking my dick for taste. licking my nuts all over the place. all
in my face when stealing my bass. talking about my homies case. Dayton is on
the rise again. was taking them up and bring them down. Fucking them up and
shuting them up. Fuck you hoes we run this town. shoe is about that cheese and
cash. boot is about to kill your ass niggas was running their mouthto fast. to
damn quck and they got blast. all you hoes can suck my dick. fucking your
street and cukcing your click. yall can't Fuck with Dayton. I know your feeling
like me nigga, hear my shit and bite me nigga. you dont want to fight me nigga
sucking my dick so write me nigga. dont you want to kill yourself Fucking
around with T.D.F. the media till your shit was deaf. and left your tape up on
the shelf. Fuck the feds Kill they boys. them lil boys aint made no noise.
slaping in they backyards. we Eli's they Big McOys. Once again you know whats
on I got something that will get you gone. shots blew out his dome, reported
missing cause he wasent home. robbing, shooting, elevate, boot-Zilla and jake
the Flake. dirty bird is back again here go the den Insert his 10 leave the