Schokolade (2011)

Actors: Matthias Kupfer (actor), Florian Fischer (actor), Christian Buse (actor), Christian Buse (actor), Patrick Finger (actor), Konstantin Moreth (actor), Marc Steck (editor), Marc Steck (writer), Marc Steck (director), Benjamin Lange (actor), Benjamin Lange (actor), Georg Schnelle (actor), Philip Schwethelm (actor), Harald Mauch (actor), Frank Walter (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Help! (2011)

Actors: Alex Kreuzwieser (actor), Patrick Nicely (producer), Patrick Nicely (director), Patrick Nicely (writer), Junichi Yanagita (actor), Jeff Bee (actor), Lisa Chao (actor), Ray Abrigo (actor),

Genres: Action, Short, Thriller,

Off Jackson Avenue (2008)

Actors: Zorinah Juan (miscellaneous crew), Gill Holland (producer), Michael Ciesla (actor), Peter Chan (miscellaneous crew), José Ramón Rosario (actor), Ed Tomney (composer), Jesse Davidson (miscellaneous crew), Anthony Caso (actor), Gene Ruffini (actor), Jim Tooey (actor), Edmar Flores (miscellaneous crew), Alexander Norton (miscellaneous crew), Alexander Norton (actor), Richard Petrocelli (actor), Clem Cheung (actor),

Plot: Off Jackson Avenue is an interwoven crime story set in New York City involving a Mexican woman who has been tricked into sex-slavery by an Albanian pimp and must find a way to break out; A Japanese hit man who is in town to do a job for the Chinese mob and must finish his assignment despite the fact that he is haunted by his recently-dead mother's ghost; And a local car-thief who must go on one last stealing spree to raise enough money to buy a tire store and go legit. A smack-bang tale of ambition, survival and fate, Off Jackson Avenue reminds us that there are still some parts of New York City that you won't find on any map.

Keywords: albanian, bordello, brooklyn-new-york-city, cadillac, car-thief, chinese-mafia, coney-island-brooklyn-new-york-city, degradation, forced-prostitution, hot-wiring
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Some parts of New York aren't on any map.

Quotes:

Olivia: Give me my passport, I want to go home!

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Actors: Ava DuVernay (miscellaneous crew), Jim Lau (miscellaneous crew), Jeffrey Katzenberg (producer), Michelle Pfeiffer (actress), Joseph Fiennes (actor), Harry Gregson-Williams (composer), Catherine Zeta-Jones (actress), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Brad Pitt (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Timothy West (actor), Dennis Haysbert (actor), Terry Rossio (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: A Persian/Arabian sailor named Sinbad is on a quest to find the magical legendary Book of Peace, a mysterious artifact that Eris, the Greek wicked goddess of chaos, has ultimately framed him for stealing! If he fails on this quest, his childhood friend Prince Proteus of Syracuse will take Sindbad's death penalty, while Eris gains a desired foothold of power in the world of mortals.

Keywords: altered-version-of-studio-logo, alternate-universe, ancient-times, another-dimension, arabian, arabian-nights, argument, arranged-marriage, bare-chested-boy, bath
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy,

Quotes:

Proteus: It's my responsibility to bring the Book of Peace safely to Syracuse.::Sinbad: See, now I just feel bad, 'cause you're gonna get fired.

Sinbad: And you are?::Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.::Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.

[about Sinbad]::Eris: He's so cute. And so gullible.

Kale: What happened down there?::Sinbad: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.::Kale: Try me.::Sinbad: Okay, here goes. So I meet Eris, the goddess of discord? She's got a major crush on me, and she invited me back to her place.

Proteus: Do you have any idea how serious this is?::Sinbad: Do you have any idea how many times I've heard that today?

Sinbad: Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, *then* you get to blame me for it!

Kale: Fiji?::Sinbad: Think of the beaches!::Kale: Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.::Sinbad: Think of the sun!::Kale: It's monsoon season!::Sinbad: The women, then!::Kale: They're cannibals there.::Sinbad: Exactly!

Marina: Are you sure you...::Sinbad: Yes, we have done this kind of thing before, no, there is no other way, and yes, you do have my permission to stand there quietly and receive a free lesson in sailing. Besides, a ship is no place for a woman.

Sinbad: Who's bad? Sinbad!

[about Marina]::Sinbad: How can one woman do so much damage?

Out of Control (2002)

Actors: David M. Thompson (producer), David Morrissey (actor), Jamie Foreman (actor), Frank Harper (actor), Mark Benton (actor), Ruth Caleb (producer), Rafe Spall (actor), Nick Nevern (actor), Bronson Webb (actor), Leo Gregory (actor), David G. Hill (editor), Charlie Somers (miscellaneous crew), Michael Wood (miscellaneous crew), Tamzin Outhwaite (actress), Danny Young (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

Firehawk (1993)

Actors: Ronald Asinas (actor), Ramon D'Salva (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Henry Strzalkowski (actor), Joseph Zucchero (actor), Rob Kerchner (producer), Cirio H. Santiago (producer), Rob Kerchner (writer), Cirio H. Santiago (director), Joseph Zucchero (editor), Matt Salinger (actor), Jim Moss (actor), Terrence 'T.C.' Carson (actor), John R. Graham (composer), Vic Trevino (actor),

Plot: During a daring mission in Vietnam, a helicoptor squadron is downed. While the soldiers try to escape capture by the Viet Cong, clues that the copter was sabotaged lead to brutal infighting, as they search for the traitor among them.

Keywords: b-movie, cult-director, cult-film, independent-film, military, one-word-title, prisoner-of-war, soldier, squadron, traitor
Genres: Action, Adventure, War,

American Shaolin (1991)

Actors: Tak Yuen (miscellaneous crew), Daniel Dae Kim (actor), Corey Yuen (miscellaneous crew), Kim Chan (actor), Ha-lei Yip (actor), Gregory Marshall Smith (actor), Jean Louisa Kelly (actress), Richard Yuen (composer), Marcos Antonio Miranda (actor), Ming-yang Li (actor), Andrew Shue (actor), Henry O (actor), Keith W. Strandberg (writer), Keith W. Strandberg (producer), Alan Pottinger (actor),

Plot: After being humiliated in the ring by a dirty kickboxer who pulled down his shorts and then hit him, a martial arts master decides to travel to China and enter a monastery where he may learn the Shaolin form of fighting. The film then veers into "Karate Kid" territory where the novice humiliates himself at every turn, is tolerated as a foreigner, and still comes out a champion. The monastery teaches non-violence, but everyone knows that sooner or later the student will catch up with the bad guy.

Keywords: action-hero, art, bald, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, beating, blood, brawl, brutality, buddhism
Genres: Action,

Adventurer (1987)

Actors: Temuera Morrison (actor), Sidney Cole (producer), Sidney Cole (writer), Peter Green (actor), Alison Bruce (actress), Richard Carpenter (writer), Desmond Kelly (actor), Chris Bailey (director), John McRae (producer), Jeffrey Thomas (actor), Paki Cherrington (actor), Paul Knight (writer), John Mellor (actor), Peter Chin (actor), Peter Brunt (actor),

Genres: ,

Don't Eat the Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum of Art (1983)

Actors: Frank Oz (actor), Richard Hunt (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Fritz Weaver (actor), Caroll Spinney (actor), Martin P. Robinson (actor), Sonia Manzano (actress), James Mason (actor), Paul Dooley (actor), Caroll Spinney (actor), Jerry Nelson (actor), Jim Henson (actor), Frank Oz (actor), Jon Stone (director), Tony Geiss (writer),

Plot: As the Metropolitan Museum of Art closes, Big Bird decides to leave his Sesame Street friends behind in search of Snuffy. Once locked inside for the night, educational hilarity ensues as Big Bird and Snuffy team up to help a small Egyptian boy solve a riddle - as the rest of the cast searches for their big, yellow friend.

Keywords: art, art-gallery, children, educational-program, museum, puppet, sesame-street, the-muppets
Genres: Family, Fantasy,

Quotes:

[the Museum is about to close, Big bird has run off]::Olivia: Is everybody here? Let's count noses.::The Count: I will count them. One noses, two noses, three noses...::Olivia: No, no, no, I meant people.

[Bert and Ernie are looking at the painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware]::Ernie: You know what Bert, I bet George Washington caught a cold. He should have stayed home.::Bert: Do you think George Washington would stay in bed and open his Christmas presents?::Ernie: I don't know Bert.::Bert: No, sir, not the father of our country. He crossed the Delaware to New::[points west]::Bert: Jersey.::Ernie: Bert.::Bert: To New::[points west]::Bert: Jersey.::Ernie: If George Washington was going to New Jersey, why didn't he do what everybody does?::Bert: And what's that, Ernie?::Ernie: Take the George Washington Bridge, Bert.

[Cookie Monster sees a painting of fruit]::Cookie Monster: Me eat picture!::Bob: No, no, no, Cookie Monster. You can't touch the picture.::Cookie Monster: No, me don't want to touch, me want to eat.::Bob: No, you can't, nooooo!::Cookie Monster: Let me eat frame.::Bob: The sign, Cookie Monster, look at the sign.::[sees a sign that forbids eating pictures]::Cookie Monster: Please don't eat the pictures. Aw, this going to be long night.

Cookie Monster: Me think... me eat... hot dog... *stand*!

David: I've got a real bad feeling that this museum is locked, and we are locked in the museum for the night.::Telly Monster: [greatly worried] David, what are we going to do now?::Oscar the Grouch: Well, I've got a suggestion. Let's panic!

Big Bird: Hi. Do you guard this museum?::Museum Security Guard: Yeah.::Big Bird: Well, good work! We were here all night, and nobody bothered us. Ta-ta. [exits]::Museum Security Guard: No you weren't. No.::Big Bird: [off screen] We were too.

Prince Sahu: I'm Prince Sahue of Egypt, son of the God Wozerkaf, king of kings, lord of the two lands, conqueror of the East and West, and fabulous fisherman.::Big Bird: Uh, you don't have a nickname, do you?

Big Bird: Eh... who's Osiris?::Prince Sahu: Him.::[points at a fresco as ominous music plays]::Prince Sahu: The lord of the underworld.::Aloysius Snuffleupagus: A gangster?

Cookie Monster: Oh boy, oh boy! Egyptian Mummy. Hmm. Look like banana with picture on. Huh? It's three thousand years old? Huh! Should be ripe now!

Big Bird: Oh, the cat stopped. But where is the temple of Dender?::Aloysius Snuffleupagus: I wouldn't know, Bird. The only temple I've ever seen is Shirley Temple.