Ian's Party, Howard Ruins Ian's Call. 08/10/09. 8:05am Howard took a call from this guy Ian who was Sal's friend. Howard said that Sal ruined his party from what he heard. Howard tried to do the ''Hello'' thing with this guy but he wasn't playing along like the earlier caller. The guy just started telling his story to get them to stop with their ''hellos.'' Howard said that Sal was at Ian's party and Sal ended up mooning people and doing stuff like that. Howard said he did like 50 things in a row to fuck up and insulted the woman whose party it was and things like that. Howard had Gary come in to share some of the stories about Sal. Ian was still on the line asking ''hello'' like he didn't think they could hear him. Howard continued to dick him around with the ''hello'' thing. Howard said he can see why Sal ruined his party. Howard said he got pissed off over vacation when he saw a reporter talking about the reason for SIRIUS XM doing poorly is because of the amount of money they pay Howard Stern. Howard said that he never has anything positive said about him. He said that Mel Karmazin has said that the one thing that does pay for itself is the Howard Stern Show. Howard said that the media hates him. He said that they refuse to give him any credit whatsoever. Howard said that the CEO of the company has said that his show pays for itself. He said that someone has to pick up on that story but they never do. Howard said that this guy gets on the air and claims that he ruined the company all by himself. Howard said that there are many other shows on there that they pay big money to. Bob Dylan's show is one. Gary said he bets they pay that guy $5 million a year. Howard said that's insane. Howard said he loves that Bob Dylan doesn't even want to do the show anymore. He does like 1 hour a week. Howard and the guys goofed on Dylan for a couple more minutes. Howard got back to Ian and Sal. He said he heard that Sal went over and drew jizz on the face of this woman whose picture they had hanging at the party. Howard said Ian wanted to send the picture to his mother-in-law and Sal ruined that. Gary said that Sal insulted the hair of a woman who cuts dog's hair. Sal pissed her off and her husband came over and Sal insulted him too by saying that he looked like Dave Grohl with AIDS. Sal went off to some parking lot and ended up peeing in the parking lot. He was going to get a ride from someone and he insulted them by saying that their 17 year old son was out getting his asshole fingered by the chick he was on a date with. Sal also did some things like hiding bananas around the house and things like that. Then he got sober the next day and sent the woman who he insulted some flowers. Sal apparently told Gary that he didn't think that he was upsetting his wife at all. Then he tried to have sex with her the next night and she just held up her hand to him and said that they weren't going to be doing anything. Sal wondered if she was upset with him for what he did the night before. Gary said it was like he didn't know that's what it was about. Gary said that Sal once pulled the plug on a TV as they were counting down to New Years Eve one time. He got into trouble for that but doesn't get why that's so wrong. Sal came in and said that his wife was really quiet after the party. He thought that she was just being quiet and didn't know she was upset with him. Howard asked Sal why he has to be the center of attention. Sal said he's really not. He hadn't had a drink in 3 months before that. Sal said he had to call Ian and apologize to him for insulting his sister. He said that he knows that you just don't do that kind of thing. He said he blacked out at the party and didn't know what he was doing. Howard asked Sal how he drew jizz on the chick's face. Sal said it was like a big splat on her forehead. He said that she was wearing a skirt in the picture so he wrote ''Wish I was here'' and had an arrow pointing up the skirt. Howard said that Sal is so starved for attention that he would rather act out than be ignored. Robin said that the only way they know to get attention is doing things like that. Fred said that his theory is that Sal is just stupid. Howard said he's really not stupid. Fred said Sal knows that he's fucking up but he continues to do this stuff. Sal said he's better than he used to be though so he is learning. Howard asked Sal if his wife is talking to him at all. Sal said she did tell him to give the kids a bath. Sal said that he thought the therapy was working when she wasn't saying anything to him. He said he thought she was putting up with his crap. Sal said that she looked at him and told him to get lost when he wanted to have sex with her on Saturday night. |