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314 (2013)

Actors: Kristoffer Dos Santos (editor), Kristoffer Dos Santos (writer), Kristoffer Dos Santos (director), Mikkel Jacobsen (actor), Ragnar (producer), Nicholas Andresen (actor), Jonis Vøllestad (writer), Gaute Sæbø (actor),

Genres: Horror, Mystery, Short,

The Adolescent Ordeals (2010)

Actors: Laura Jean Bransky (miscellaneous crew), Ron DeLeon (miscellaneous crew), Richard Lee Dalton (miscellaneous crew), Adam Ung (writer), Adam Ung (director), Adam Ung (producer), Adam Ung (producer), Tony Persico (actor), Cassandra Goodluck (miscellaneous crew), Ida Nowakowska (actress), John Magallanes (actor), Shayn Baron (actress), Tim Couser (actor), Katie Tang (miscellaneous crew), Christina Tang (actress),

Plot: Marty is a senior in high school who just wants to ask the girl of his dreams to the prom. However, throughout the course of the day his best buddy Chester unintentionally foils his futile attempts. This is a female story with male humor that hopefully everyone can relate to.

Genres: Comedy, Short,

High Art, Low Life (2004)

Actors: Patrick Bergin (actor), Hoyt Richards (actor), Heath Franklin (editor), Joya Granbery-Hoyt (miscellaneous crew), David Dunn Jr. (producer), David Dunn Jr. (actor), Brendan Burke (actor), Christopher Jewett (actor), Linda Amendola (actress), Mark Godden (actor), Wendell Goodrum (actor), Marvin Novogrodski (actor), Jeri Suh (actor), Hannah Edgerly (miscellaneous crew), Peter Nourjian (director),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: When survival is the only art

Johnny Be Good (1988)

Actors: Jennifer Tilly (actress), Paul Gleason (actor), Uma Thurman (actress), Michael Greene (actor), Marshall Bell (actor), Bud S. Smith (director), Howard Cosell (actor), John Hawkes (actor), Anthony Michael Hall (actor), Seymour Cassel (actor), Michael Colyar (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Robert Downey Sr. (actor), Marc Kunis (miscellaneous crew), Pablo Ferro (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: It's recruiting time and despite being short and scrawny, Johnny Walker is America's hottest young football prospect. His dilemma: should he take one of the many offers from college talent scouts or should he attend the local state college with his girlfriend and give up his football career?

Keywords: american-football, brat-pack, character-name-in-title, food, foot-fetish, football, future, immaturity, independent-film, popularity
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: Every college in the country wants Johnny. 'Cause when he's good he's very very good. And when he's bad he's better.

Quotes:

Wayne Hisler: Dear lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask that you give us the strength and the courage to win our 2nd straight state championship. We ask lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game. The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to god. I'm thru talking to god, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ass. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a shit what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go!

Georgia Elkans: Well. Since you're not going to speak, you WILL rub my feet.

Leo Wiggins: You kind of look like a combo Liberace meets Prince's mom. But it's groovy!

Johnny Walker: [in agony] I broke my dick, Coach.

Wayne Hisler: You looking for sympathy Leo? Look in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.

The Gong Show (1976)

Actors: Dave Gist (producer), Jerry Maren (actor), Gary Owens (actor), David Letterman (actor), Phyllis Diller (actress), Gary Owens (actor), Michael McConnohie (actor), Jamie Farr (actor), Jamie Farr (actor), David Letterman (actor), Chris Bearde (writer), Milton Delugg (actor), Milton Delugg (actor), Milton Delugg (composer), Murray Langston (actor),

Plot: Amateurs compete in a talent contest judged by a trio of celebrities. If the act is so bad that the judges can't bear to watch any more of it, they have the power to stop the act by pounding a large gong hanging on the wall behind them. Host Barris keeps the acts flowing, the jokes flying and the raucous party atmosphere floating. The show's grand prize was $516.32 (except in the syndicated version where it was $712.05).

Keywords: non-fiction, talent-contest, the-gong-show
Genres: Comedy, Game-Show,

Quotes:

Chuck Barris: [just before a commercial break] We'll be back with more stuff right after this message.

Della Barris: [just before Chuck Barris first appears in the episode] And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is the host and star of the show, my daddy!

Announcer: [at the start of the show] From Hollywood, almost live, it's The Gong Show!

Chuck Barris: [commercial break] We'll be back, with more STUFF... right after this message!