I made another rap and this one is much better. I hope you all enjoy it and understand it.
Lyrics:
Dominion GenCon
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Scene with Ben*
Audio:
It's been a long time, man. Doing less of that R-A-P and more of that R-S-P. it's been a dark time on the forums.
Everyone's leaving. Chat's dying down. But with 2016, new opportunities arise
...
You think I want your damn
Copper?
I never settle for less
Just ask my boy
Scout, you all know he the best
Nah, I just want my forum back
The games of
Mafia have started to lack
Let's Discuss has tarnished our name
But 2016 would make nothing the same
Started out slow, just like any other year
But I went to a tournament, it was pretty near
Playing with
Adventures, testing double
Gear
Watching my opponent down beer after beer
But it was all in vain, they got crushed
And to GenCon I would be rushed
My day was split wide open in more ways than one
GenCon was waiting but Dominion wouldn't be fun
Donald planned genocide on the noble Scout
He was my only friend, what was this about?
Adam prevented anyone from raising a shout
But that's before he had his fallout
Him and his cult fled to Reddit
That's right, cult, I said it
Alliances were gone, deals broken
A metaphorical beast had been awoken
Who was that beast? It was yours truly
But my eyes were wild, hair unruly
I would need to bounce back
With an engine and an attack
Crushing all the players of double
Jack
Even though Scout didn't have my back
Nothing to fall back on,
Curses raining down
My city shrunk into a small town
But then, right before my eyes
Empires was revealed, what a prize!
Of course, you can imagine my surprise
Landmarks and
Debt, what was this mystery
All I knew was it would make Dominion history
So on a spring day, quite blistery
I donned my mic and spit straight fire
I wasn't a
Pawn, I was a squire
But GenCon 2016 was quickly approaching
Out of practice, August quickly encroaching
I had to act fast, but what to do?
This
Empire thing is completely new!
It's about time to expand my kingdom anyway
The hamlets and
Beggars don't get a say
I was a damn fool, wallowing in self pity like a pig
I needed to play Dominion, and Moats I would dig
Just kidding Moat is trash
But let's not be rash
I needed to get back up, but no more base cards rap
I need to show them that I have a
Treasure Map
And 4 Golds in a neat stack
All the moola is what
I'll rack
As for the real cash on the line?
Winning $
1000 would be a good time
But the competition will be fierce
With sleeved cards and arrows that pierce
I'd have to have complete Dominion
Pull out Intrigue cause I have a Minion
Bring out the
Death Cart, there won't be a
Survivor
You couldn't fix this even if you were McGyver
You'd need a lot more than duct tape
Where my
Militia goes, there is no escape
I think everyone can relate
Discarding is something we all hate
I know the time to buy a key Inn
Shuffling action cards is key to a win
But has Dominion jumped the shark?
Donald wanted something rad, did he miss his (land)mark?
All I know is this tournament won't be a walk in the park
But I gotta play to best them all
Their silly Moat can't break a wall
Their towers better keep sharp watch
Cause me bowmen each have an arrow notch
But my friend Scout will be gone
It's too bad, we really got along
Maybe he'll warrant his own song
But for now, he lives on the table
Some might say he's better than
Stable
And I'm not just telling a tall tale
Of course he's the best, he's a male!
But we all have time to go
But I'm going to GenCon, don't you know?
Empires came out but it's too slow
August 2016 will be a great show
- published: 18 Jun 2016
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