'Gown' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Hot Rod (2007)
Actors:
Frank C. Turner (actor),
Alvin Sanders (actor),
William S. Taylor (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Ian McShane (actor),
Gillian Barber (actress),
Andy Samberg (actor),
Jorma Taccone (actor),
Doug Abrahams (actor),
Akiva Schaffer (actor),
Will Arnett (actor),
Mark Acheson (actor),
Bill Hader (actor),
Will Ferrell (producer),
Sissy Spacek (actress),
Plot: Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?
Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Smack destiny in the face
Quotes:
Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!
Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
Hot Rod (2007)
Actors:
Frank C. Turner (actor),
Alvin Sanders (actor),
William S. Taylor (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Ian McShane (actor),
Gillian Barber (actress),
Andy Samberg (actor),
Jorma Taccone (actor),
Doug Abrahams (actor),
Akiva Schaffer (actor),
Will Arnett (actor),
Mark Acheson (actor),
Bill Hader (actor),
Will Ferrell (producer),
Sissy Spacek (actress),
Plot: Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?
Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Smack destiny in the face
Quotes:
Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!
Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
Hot Rod (2007)
Actors:
Frank C. Turner (actor),
Alvin Sanders (actor),
William S. Taylor (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Ian McShane (actor),
Gillian Barber (actress),
Andy Samberg (actor),
Jorma Taccone (actor),
Doug Abrahams (actor),
Akiva Schaffer (actor),
Will Arnett (actor),
Mark Acheson (actor),
Bill Hader (actor),
Will Ferrell (producer),
Sissy Spacek (actress),
Plot: Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?
Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Smack destiny in the face
Quotes:
Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!
Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
Hot Rod (2007)
Actors:
Frank C. Turner (actor),
Alvin Sanders (actor),
William S. Taylor (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Ian McShane (actor),
Gillian Barber (actress),
Andy Samberg (actor),
Jorma Taccone (actor),
Doug Abrahams (actor),
Akiva Schaffer (actor),
Will Arnett (actor),
Mark Acheson (actor),
Bill Hader (actor),
Will Ferrell (producer),
Sissy Spacek (actress),
Plot: Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?
Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Smack destiny in the face
Quotes:
Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!
Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
Hot Rod (2007)
Actors:
Frank C. Turner (actor),
Alvin Sanders (actor),
William S. Taylor (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Ian McShane (actor),
Gillian Barber (actress),
Andy Samberg (actor),
Jorma Taccone (actor),
Doug Abrahams (actor),
Akiva Schaffer (actor),
Will Arnett (actor),
Mark Acheson (actor),
Bill Hader (actor),
Will Ferrell (producer),
Sissy Spacek (actress),
Plot: Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?
Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Smack destiny in the face
Quotes:
Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!
Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
Hot Rod (2007)
Actors:
Frank C. Turner (actor),
Alvin Sanders (actor),
William S. Taylor (actor),
Chris Parnell (actor),
Ian McShane (actor),
Gillian Barber (actress),
Andy Samberg (actor),
Jorma Taccone (actor),
Doug Abrahams (actor),
Akiva Schaffer (actor),
Will Arnett (actor),
Mark Acheson (actor),
Bill Hader (actor),
Will Ferrell (producer),
Sissy Spacek (actress),
Plot: Rod Kimble is a naïf, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand?
Keywords: ambulance, assault, autograph, band, barbecue-grill, bare-chested-male, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: Smack destiny in the face
Quotes:
Rod Kimble: Life is pain - we've got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.
Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus!
Rico: Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
Dave: You know, pools are perfect for holding water...
Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."::Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"::Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?::Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?::Kevin Powell: All of it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] [scoffs] WHere do you get off?::Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?::Kevin Powell: Forget it.::Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
Rod Kimble: [absent-mindedly, as Denise walks away] You look pretty.::Denise: [turning around] What?::Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride.::[Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream]::Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going?::Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye?::Dave: This? Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Is it really noticeable?::Rod Kimble: Yeah!::Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.::Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.::Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.::Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan.::Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's.::Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it.::Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything.::Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.::Rod Kimble: He won't be smiling -...::[yelling]::Rod Kimble: WHEN I MURDER HIM!
Rod Kimble: Did you reinforce the take-off ramp?::Rico: No, we didn't have time.::Rod Kimble: [unsure] Cool.
Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?::Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.::Dave: She's not?::Kevin Powell: No::Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.