16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner | London Survival Guide || MrHairyBrit

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16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner - The How-to guide to survival in london. How NOT to piss off a Londoner. 1. Trying to sneakily dump your rubbish because you’re too lazy to take it with you. “No, no, no, you didn’t look suspicious at all stuffing that crisp packet behind you and legging it off the train before anyone could pull you up on it. Reeeeeeal mature, buddy.” 2. Playing suuuuuuper-loud music. Playing suuuuuuper-loud music. “You know what I really love? Hearing the dull tat-TAT-tat-TAT of repetitive hi-hats belonging to some dumb dance song through the medium of your headphones. Yep. Love it. Better than a festival. Definitely doesn’t make me want to cry.” 3. Wearing a huge rucksack at rush hour. “Look, I’ll level with you: I get it. You really want to bring your gym kit to work. I understand. I feel you. But the extra space summoned by your rucksack is forcing me so tight into the corner of this carriage that I’m going to have to assume gaseous form to continue. Cool? Cool.” 4. Having a large suitcase – anywhere. “Ma’am that is FAR too big for you.” 5. Barging onto a train without letting people off first. “Oh, somewhere to be, have we? Yeah, you and everyone else trying to get around this evening…” 6. Shuffling. “Surely you can see, just as well as I can see, that there is an oversaturation of people on this street. It is full to the gills. And you, sirs, are walking at the pace of a retired tortoise. LET’S SPEED IT UP.” 7. Abruptly stopping still. “I’m not saying stopping in the middle of a busy street for a group selfie should be grounds for banning, but let’s at least have a conversation about it.” 8. Asking them to travel outside of Zone 2. “The following are unacceptable: Wimbledon, Tooting, Richmond, Walthamstow, Highgate, and all those strange places the Metropolitan line visits somewhere near Reading.” 9. Not adhering to proper escalator etiquette. “Where do you think this is, America? Because, when you think about it, we go slow on the right and overtake on the left…which is actually a whole lot like America.” 10. Failing to move down the carriage. “MOVE. DOWN. THE TRAIN. PLEASE.” 11. Being flummoxed by a ticket machine. “What’s that? It’s your first time in the capital? UNACCEPTABLE!” (“This situation most definitely has nothing to do with the fact I decided to rock up at the station two minutes before my train leaves…”) 12. Showing a complete disregard for Britain’s rich cultural history of queuing. “I’m not going to say anything, I’m just going to glare, tut, and work myself up into a silent rage, of which I’ll later take out on my co-workers and loved ones.” 13. Talking to them about the weather. “OH, RAINY IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.” 14. Talking to them about house prices. “OH, EXPENSIVE IS IT? HADN’T NOTICED.” 15. Trying to talk to them, full stop. “Oh god, I just made eye contact with another human.” 16. Suggesting that maybe they should think about living elsewhere? ★ SUBSCRIBE for FREE CLICK HERE - http://goo.gl/MJe2Tj ★ Mon, Wed & Fri - Funny Weird News, Movie & Personal Vlogs (Topical Rants, Survival Guides, Life Hacks & Sexy Cosplay Galleries) LIKE THE SHOW? BE NICE, DONATE!! - http://bit.ly/18yNmAu ★ SOCIAL MEDIA ★ Facebook - http://goo.gl/IHn5A9 Twitch Stream - http://www.twitch.tv/MrHairyBrit Tsu & Invite - https://www.tsu.co/MrHairyBrit Twitter - http://goo.gl/CuZp9s Instagram - http://goo.gl/Bbj3Vt Tumblr - http://goo.gl/7yhWg4 Website - http://www.MrHairyBrit.com ★ PLAYLISTS ★ Latest Video - http://goo.gl/7yIEVj All Videos From Day 1 - http://goo.gl/FYXsaK Funny News - http://goo.gl/D0Y1nz Friday Vlogs - http://goo.gl/wp0sFS Q&A; and Tag Vlogs - http://goo.gl/EoUQyZ Sexy Lady & Cosplay - http://goo.gl/VIlyro ► THANKS FOR WATCHING PLEASE REMEMBER TO LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE - http://goo.gl/MJe2Tj◄ tags - funny news videos,funny news,disgusting videos,metro news,weird news,16 Ways To REALLY Annoy A Londoner,londo rules,how to annoy a londoner,rules of london,public transport,london,london underground,video,annoying,funny,annoying things,piss off a londoner,londoner,london funny,survival guide,How-to (Website Category),Tourism (Interest),Things,Guide (Profession),Random,News,Something,buzzfeed,london,london fireworks 2015,london has fallen,supercars of london,london bridge,london grammar,london london Thank you for your support, Alan Spicer aka MrHairyBrit :) -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Please watch: "Download Festival 2016 Vlog Madness Uncut #DL2016 // @MrHairyBrit" -- #VIDEO #VLOG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcFPf7PT4jQ -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-