Joe Dick (2014)

Actors: Nick Jameson (actor), Rich Fulcher (actor), Billy St. John (actor), Johnny Drocco (actor), John Bobek (actor), Dane Hanson (actor), Paul Vaillancourt (actor), Cal Gibson (actor), Beth Stolarczyk (actress), Sarah Rosenberg (actress), John Ducey (actor), Holly King (actress), Greg Lindsay (producer), Greg Lindsay (actor), James Grace (actor),

Plot: When detective reality show loser, Nick Knight, is paid good money to try to find who killed the show's successful producer, Charles Forsythe Carrington, he teams up with the producer's gorgeous daughter and a fellow contestant to find out who killed him and why in this comedic romp! Throughout this hilarious slapstick journey, he's reminded of his shortcomings from his frank talking employer, Maria, butts heads with the producer's personal, uptight attorney, Dewey Chatem, and perpetually pesters the producer's chain smoking business partner, Winston Marlboro. The comedy is fast, physical and often absurd as we follow our bumbling hero to the climax. Will Nick solve the crime, get the girl and prove to everyone that he's Joe Dick?

Keywords: detective
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: He's no loser, he's a dick! Joe Dick.

Santa: Heart of Coal (2010)

Actors: Matthew Stein (editor), Matthew Stein (producer), Matthew Stein (producer), Matthew Stein (writer), Matthew Stein (writer), Matthew Stein (writer), Lev Lewis (composer), Matthew Stein (director), Nick Alexander (actor), Jeremy Large (writer), Jeremy Large (actor), Jeremy Large (actor), Jeremy Large (producer), Glenn Clifton (actor), Roadhouse Jackson (producer),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short, Thriller,

Doc Holiday the Movie (2008)

Actors: Josh Flowers (writer), Richard Alcorn (actor), Richard Alcorn (director), Richard Alcorn (writer), Richard Alcorn (producer), Jennie Bushnell (actress), Timmy Tzeiranakis (actor), Chris Storck (actor), Cara Martin (miscellaneous crew), Christopher Lynch (producer), Cara Martin (producer), Christopher Lynch (editor), Charles Heffner (producer), Shawn Buckenmeyer (producer), Tim Caldwell (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short, Western,

Quotes:

Jamie Walsh: Will there be anything else for you this Mother's Day?::Doc Holiday: You wouldn't happen to have any of those little scented candles?::Jamie Walsh: You mean like a Yankee Candle?::Doc Holiday: Who you calling Yankee!

Santa's Last Stop (2007)

Actors: Joe Russo (producer), Joe Russo (director), Joe Russo (writer), Dean Veglia (actor), John Jesensky (composer), Crystal Lubahn (actress), Boston Smith (actress), Glen Gottlieb (editor), Pam LaMarsh (actress), Jim Abercrombie (actor),

Genres: Action, Short,

Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2007)

Actors: Chris Anderson (composer), Tom Kenny (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Ali Jazayeri (miscellaneous crew), Rex Piano (director), Rex Piano (producer), Seth Willenson (producer), Martin Olson (writer), Sean Hart (actor), Dave Kim (director), Dave Kim (editor), Dave Kim (producer), Lance Thompson (producer), Juliet Bashore (producer), Chris Walker (producer),

Genres: Animation, Fantasy,

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special (2002)

Actors: Andrew Bryniarski (actor), Sandra Frye (costume designer), Tom Gibis (actor), Scott Leberecht (director), Robert Moss (actor), Amy Fadhli (actress), Alan Grant (writer), Simon Bisley (writer), Jim O'Brien (actor), Keith Giffen (writer), Douglas Blakeslee (actor), Michael V. Allen (actor), Michael Goodrow (actor), Sam Esmail (producer), Rachel Moore (actress),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Short,

Quotes:

Easter Bunny: I'm the fucking Easter Bunny!

[last lines]::Lobo: Always did hate the holidays.

Lobo: Ho, ho, ho!

Security Elf #1: [just before dying] The Naughtiest One has come!

Lobo: It's payback time for a misarable childhood.::Santa Claus: Well, now, this hardly seems fair.::Lobo: It does if you're standing in my shoes.::Santa Claus: Okay, if gunning down an unarmed and myhic system is the only way you know... Go away, shoot.::Lobo: ...Okay. [cocks his gun]

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

Actors: Judge Reinhold (actor), Kevin Pollak (actor), Blu Mankuma (actor), David Krumholtz (actor), Gary Jones (actor), Michael Dorn (actor), Fred Keating (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Peter Boyle (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Bob Bergen (actor), Art LaFleur (actor), Wendy Crewson (actress), Jay Thomas (actor),

Plot: Scott Calvin has been Santa Claus for the past eight years, and his loyal elves consider him the best Santa ever. But Santa's got problems (he's even mysteriously losing weight) and things quickly go south when he finds out that his son, Charlie, has landed on this year's "naughty" list. Desperate to help his son, Scott heads back home, leaving a substitute Claus to watch over things at the Pole. But when the substitute institutes some strange redefinitions of naughty and nice, putting Christmas at risk, it's up to Scott to return with a new bag of magic to try to save Christmas.

Keywords: absent-father, airplane, american-football, animatronic, character-name-in-title, children, christmas, christmas-party, christmas-tree, cupid
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Santa Claus is coming to town, November 1 Check it twice What's Christmas Fun without some Reindeer Games?

Quotes:

Bernard: Don't Listen to him! He's not the real Santa! He has a rubber face and a plastic tushie!

Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: I have to get married?::Bernard: Yes. It's the Mrs. Clause.

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900-years-old, grow up!

Scott Calvin: Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator.::Tooth Fairy: The Molinator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molinator?

Scott Calvin: Neil, have you ever actually *helped* anyone?

Toy Santa: You are a sad, strange little man!

Lucy: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?::Scott Calvin: What makes you say that?::Lucy: Because you have a reindeer.::Scott Calvin: Lots of people have reindeer.::Lucy: Name five.

Mother Nature: Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.

Charlie: Seeing isn't believing; believing is seeing.

Easter Bunny: I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.

The Santa Clause (1994)

Actors: Philip Williams (actor), Jayne Eastwood (actress), Scott Wickware (actor), Kerrigan Mahan (actor), Judge Reinhold (actor), Wendy Crewson (actress), David Sparrow (actor), Gordon Masten (actor), Peter Boyle (actor), Gene Mack (actor), Tim Allen (actor), Tim Allen (actor), David Krumholtz (actor), John 'Frenchie' Berger (miscellaneous crew), Frank Welker (actor),

Plot: The adventures of a divorced father who has to care for his son on Christmas. As everybody knows these days are always full of surprises...

Keywords: advertising-executive, arrest, attitude, blockbuster, book, character-name-in-title, chicago-illinois, child, child-custody, child-visitation-rights
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: This Christmas, the snow hits the fan. What if your dad was Santa Claus? It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... You've Never Seen Santa Quite Like This Before. Scott Calvin must become Santa. No if or ands...Just one big butt.

Quotes:

Scott Calvin: Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus? I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it.

Little Elf Judy: Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.

Little Elf Judy: Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Mr. Whittle: You should see a doctor, a shrink, a dietician, anything.

E.L.F.S. Leader: We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.

Dr. Pete Novos: I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse.::Scott Calvin: Yeah! Clydesdale!::Dr. Pete Novos: So what? You put on a little weight.::Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?::Dr. Pete Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.::Dr. Pete Novos: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?::Dr. Pete Novos: Well, what's your diet like?::Scott Calvin: Milk and cookies.::Dr. Pete Novos: Really?::Scott Calvin: But I don't finish all the milk.::Dr. Pete Novos: Well then there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets, okay?

Mr. Whittle: I don't know what's happening to you. You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

[flying away in the sleigh]::Scott Calvin: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!

Scott Calvin: Here we are. Denny's. Always open.::Charlie: I don't wanna eat here.::Scott Calvin: What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.

Somebody to Love (1994)

Actors: Stanley Tucci (actor), Sam Rockwell (actor), Quentin Tarantino (actor), Harvey Keitel (actor), Victor Argo (actor), Santos Morales (actor), Anthony Quinn (actor), Steven Randazzo (actor), Scott Allen Logan (actor), Samuel Fuller (actor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Paul Herman (actor), Mickey Cottrell (actor), Rosie Perez (actress), Yul Vazquez (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

A Christmas Revenge (1915)

Actors: Harry Todd (actor), Lee Willard (actor), O. Henry (writer), Eva McKenzie (actress), Ben Turpin (actor), Fred Windemere (actor), Marguerite Clayton (actress), Belle Mitchell (actress), Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor), Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (actor), Robert McKenzie (actor), Bill Cato (actor), Lloyd Bacon (actor), Gilbert M. 'Broncho Billy' Anderson (director), Joe Cassidy (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,