Excused (2011)

Actors: Brandon Slagle (actor), Libertad Green (actress), Marcus Natividad (actor), Krystyna Ahlers (actress), Geoff Pilkington (actor), Denesa Chan (actress), Maya Dajón (actress), Sandy Balat (actress), Joe Comino (actor),

Genres: Reality-TV,

The Ballad of G.I. Joe (2009)

Actors: Laz Alonso (actor), Billy Crudup (actor), Zach Galifianakis (actor), Tony Hale (actor), Vinnie Jones (actor), Chuck Liddell (actor), Robert Remus (actor), Henry Rollins (actor), Alan Tudyk (actor), Julianne Moore (actress), Olivia Wilde (actress), Mike Farah (producer), Sean Boyle (miscellaneous crew), Joey Kern (actor), Joey Kern (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Musical, Sci-Fi, Short,

I Was a Rat (2001)

Actors: Nick Bicât (composer), Wayne Robson (actor), Sheila McCarthy (actress), Brenda Fricker (actress), Edward Fox (actor), Don McKellar (actor), Michael Cera (actor), Ned Beatty (actor), Tom Conti (actor), Scott Wickware (actor), Karl Pruner (actor), Dan Gosse (miscellaneous crew), Ned Vukovic (miscellaneous crew), Ned Vukovic (actor), Kevin Gillis (producer),

Plot: A little boy found wandering the streets is taken in by Bob and Joan, a kindly couple. The boy is cold, wet and desperate for shelter, but Bob and Joan are perplexed by his claims that he was once a rat. Meanwhile, rumours are rife at the newspaper about the prince's new love: a girl who captivated everyone at the palace ball.

Keywords: 1930s, based-on-novel, british, cinderella, elderly-couple, fairy-tale, footman, irish, kitchen-maid, maid
Genres: Drama, Family, Fantasy,

Bis ans Ende der Welt (1991)

Actors: Tom Waits (actor), Sam Neill (actor), Tom Waits (actor), Rüdiger Vogler (actor), Max von Sydow (actor), Naoto Takenaka (actor), Peter Przygodda (actor), David Byrne (actor), Allen Garfield (actor), Chishû Ryû (actor), William Hurt (actor), Eddy Mitchell (actor), Diogo Dória (actor), Kuniko Miyake (actress), Lois Chiles (actress),

Plot: Set in 1999, a woman (Dommartin) has a car accident with some bank robbers, who enlist her help to take the bank money to a drop in Paris. On the way she runs into another fugitive from the law (Hurt), an American who is being chased by the CIA. The charges are false, he claims. They want to confiscate a device his father invented which allows anyone to record their dreams and vision. On the run from both the bank robbers and the CIA, the couple span the globe, ending up in Australia at his father's (von Sydow) research facility, where they hope to play back the recordings Hurt captured for his blind mother. Set in the futuristic year of 1999, a subplot about a damaged Indian nuclear satellite crashing and causing the end of civilization is a puzzling addition to the film.

Keywords: 1990s, australia, bank-robber, blindness, box-office-flop, cyberpunk, dream, electro-magnetic-pulse, end-of-the-millenium, end-of-the-world
Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: . . . the ultimate road movie It's 1999. The government will kill for his invention. One woman will do anything for his love. Together they share an adventure that circles the globe - And invades the mind.

Quotes:

Eugene Fitzpatrick: 1999 was the year that the Indian nuclear satellite went out of control.

Claire Tourneur: If I knew where he was, I would be with him; I would be making love with him! Why did I say that?::Burt: It's the sodium pentathol I put in your drink. It's a truth drug.::Claire Tourneur: That's all right. I've given you five sleeping pills myself.::Burt: Oh you bitch. Waiter! Coffee...::[slumps]

Edith Farber: Life ends. But I've seen, finally, after these years. This is our story, my darling. What a chase it has been. What a dance.

Eugene Fitzpatrick: I didn't know the cure for the disease of images. All I knew was how to write. But I believed in the magic and healing power of words, and of stories.

Car navigation system: Friendly reminder that you are over the speed-limit... Claire.

Car navigation system: Traffic congested for the next thirty kilometers. Unable to provide alternative route. I'm sorry... Claire.

Car navigation system: You are leaving the map-zone database: you're on your own... Claire.

Phillip Winter: We need to find him first and fast. "First" and "fast" are my names.

Claire Tourneur: [to Eugene] I still love you, broken ladder.

Phillip Winter: Love or money? Either way, you win.

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

Actors: Anthony Daniels (actor), Michael Elphick (actor), Ed Devereaux (actor), Burt Kwouk (actor), Neil Morrissey (actor), Daniel Peacock (actor), David Daker (actor), Peter Lovstrom (actor), Emma Thomas (miscellaneous crew), John Wolskel (actor), John Wolskel (producer), John Wolskel (writer), George Rossi (actor), David Haydn-Jones (actor), Colin Campbell (actor),

Plot: When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way.

Keywords: creature-feature, independent-film, lavatory-bowl, motorcycle, spoof, talking-turd, toilet-humor
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: The Sun: Just as silly as it sounds but twice as funny. Daily Mail: It's scary, the suspense is telling, it's very funny and it is in the worst possible taste. The Guardian: Makes 'Nuns On The Run' look as if it's walking.

G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)

Actors: Peter Cullen (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Charles Adler (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Jackson Beck (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), Earl Boen (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Jack Angel (actor), Corey Burton (actor), William Callaway (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Brian Cummings (actor),

Plot: Time and time again, Cobra has been on the threshhold of global domination, only to be thwarted by the Joes. Now the ruthless terrorist organization has a new ally, the Cobra-La race, led by Golobulus. Golobulus wants to steal the Joes' "Broadcast Energy Transmitter" in order to ripen space spores and mutate the people of Earth. When Duke is injured and the rest of the force immobilized, it's up to the new "rawhides" and Slaughter's Marauders to pick up the slack and save the world

Keywords: 2d-animation, action-hero, action-violence, apocalypse, armed-forces, army, based-on-toy, based-on-tv-series, battle, battlefield
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Lt. Falcon: [Klaxon blaring] Oh no! No! Oh boy, you really are bad luck.::Jinx: Hey, you're no rabbit's foot yourself.::General Hawk: Falcon! Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us because you *deserted* your post: an enemy force was able to penetrate security, free Serpentor and injure three good men. You're confined to quarters until court-martial! Get him out of my sight!

Beach-head: You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lt. Falcon?::Jinx: Terrific question!::Big Lob: Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.::Tunnel Rat: I think he had a date or something.

Pythona: Prepare for eternity!

Sgt. Slaughter: When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!

Beach-head: What's that bow-wow doing here?::Law: That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!::Beach-head: This is supposed to be YOUR test, Law!::Law: Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He find the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.

Alpine: How are you at splicing?::Gung-Ho: Nothing like a little on-the-job training!

Jinx: Oh, terrific.

Red Dog: Well, look what just dropped in, bruddahs. A hundred seventy pounds of air pollution!::Mercer: I've seen putty with more backbone.::Taurus: I do not like his face. Let us remove it, yes?

Serpentor: Die, arrogant Earth scum!

Cobra Commander: Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak!::Serpentor: Wrong again! Defend him if you can.::Cobra Commander: Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro.::Destro: Militarily speaking, it's only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world-class... buffoon.::Cobra Commander: WHAT?

G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise! (1986)

Actors: Chuck McCann (actor), Rob Paulsen (actor), Charles Adler (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Michael McConnohie (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Jack Angel (actor), Corey Burton (actor), William Callaway (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Brian Cummings (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), Robert Remus (actor), Michael Bell (actor),

Plot: After yet another defeat inflicted by G.I. Joe, the immediate subordinates of Cobra's leader, Cobra Commander, have finally come to the end of their patience with his apparent incompetence and his inability to achieve real victories. The leader of the research and interrogations wing, Dr. Mindbender, receives a dream showing the solution. His plan is to collect the genetic material of great warriors and military leaders to create a composite clone that would be the perfect leader for Cobra. Now they set out to put this scheme into motion, and G.I. Joe has very little time to learn of this plot before Cobra becomes that much more a dire threat to the world.

Keywords: acronym-in-title, based-on-toy, clone, edited-from-tv-series, exclamation-point-in-title, independent-film, military, period-in-title, punctuation-in-title, sequel
Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Serpentor: There can be no negotiation, you insignificant microbe!