Safety Not Guaranteed (2012)

Actors: Jeff Garlin (actor), Mark Duplass (actor), Tony Doupe (actor), Jay Duplass (producer), Jenica Bergere (actress), Kristen Bell (actress), Mark Duplass (producer), Mary Lynn Rajskub (actress), Jacqueline Eckhouse (miscellaneous crew), Gleb Kaminer (miscellaneous crew), Lynn Shelton (actress), Aubrey Plaza (actress), Cheryl Cowan (miscellaneous crew), Peter Saraf (producer), David Schultz (actor),

Plot: Darius is a young intern at a Seattle-based magazine and jumps at the chance to investigate the author of a classified ad seeking someone to travel back in time with. Along with Jeff, the staff writer, and Arnau, a fellow intern, the three go on a road trip to a coastal town. While Jeff just wants to chase after his high school crush and Arnau wants some kind of life experience, Darius spends her time with Kenneth, a man who believes that he has built a time machine. The closer they become and the more they understand about each other, the less clear it becomes if Kenneth is just crazy or if he actually is going to successfully travel back in time.

Keywords: anti-social, beach, being-followed, binoculars, birthday-party, bumper-car, campfire, campsite, character-repeating-someone-else's-dialogue, chicken
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Jeff: Can I get a couple of interns? Help me with some research?::Darius: I'll do it.::Arnau: Me, too, please. Me.::Jeff: All right, give me the lesbian and the Indian and I got a story!

[last lines]::Kenneth: To go it alone, or to go with a partner. When you choose a partner you have to have compromises and sacrifices, but it's the price you pay. Do I want to follow my every whim and desire as I make my way through time and space? Absolutely. But at the end of the day, do I need someone when I'm doubting myself and I'm insecure, and *my* heart's faliing me? Do I need someone who, when the heat gets hot, has my back.::Darius: So, do you?::Kenneth: I do.

Darius: I have no funk. I'm totally funkless.

Darius: Why do you have flames on your laptop?::Arnau: It's a gaming laptop. It's really fast.

Jeff: So here's what I'm thinking. We're budgeted for two rooms, but if we share a room, we could use that extra money for some other shit.::Darius: For what? Drugs?

Darius: What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face, too?::Jeff: Because you gotta be sincere and charming. Okay? He's used to assholes like me coming and making fun.::Arnau: Uh, also, probably none of the other people were beautiful girls.::Jeff: [with a sideways look] Easy, Arnau.::Jeff: What?::Jeff: He's right. Use that too. There's something off about this guy, okay? So you gotta go slow, like you're trapping a skittish animal. Now, lure him. Play coy. Girls know how to do that shit.::Darius: You're dangling my vagina out there like bait. What if this guy's a murderer? What if he cuts me up to little pieces and eats me?::Jeff: Then the story's even better.

Darius: [referring to Kenneth] What makes you think there's something wrong with him?::Jeff: Because he thinks he can go back in time.::Darius: Was there something wrong with Einstein or David Bowie?

Jeff: [after Kenneth steals some lasers] Fuckin' lasers?::Arnau: What kind of lasers?::Darius: I don't know, I'm not a freakin' storm trooper.

Kenneth: The mission is been updated. I'm going back for you now. All Right. Do you trust me?

Kenneth: While I would like to maneuver through this world with an open heart and mind, sometimes it doesn't gain you favor. So I just need to be equipped with the necessary skill sets, guns, training, weapons, fighting - in case I encounter any obstacles that need to be defeated.

Papa Zeus (2011)

Actors: Emmett Loverde (actor), Maria Olsen (actress), Skip Pipo (actor), Thomas F. Evans (actor), Kimberly Jürgen (actress), Cara Picton (actress), Danny Cistone (actor), Alejandra Gollas (actress), Sascha Alexander (actress), Katy Foley (actress), Andrew James Jones (actor), Sabrina Bolin (actress), Joe Sofranko (actor), Rick Almada (actor), Heather Howe (actress),

Plot: A self absorbed psychiatrist faces incarceration in a mental ward due to a delusional self proclaimed son of Zeus and nemesis bent on discrediting him. The power of perception can create and destroy our reality. Ability without belief is in-ability.

Genres: Comedy,

Punching the Clown (2009)

Actors: Eddie Pepitone (actor), April Wade (producer), April Wade (actress), Paul Willson (actor), Derek Waters (actor), Eric Klein (producer), Mike MacRae (actor), Mik Scriba (actor), Evan Arnold (actor), Lee Meltzer (miscellaneous crew), Mary Linda Phillips (actress), Matthew Walker (actor), Mike O'Connell (actor), Lisa Valenzuela (actress), Sean Masterson (actor),

Plot: Winner of the Audience Award at the Slamdance Film Festival, this uproarious and smart new comedy tells the story of Henry Phillips, a hapless modern day troubadour who grinds his way through the heartland, living out of his car and singing his twisted satirical songs to anyone who will listen. After a booking mishap involving a Christian fundraiser, he decides he's hit rock bottom. Seeking to shake things up, he moves to L.A. where his luck changes overnight. Thanks less to his inept manager than to a wild case of mistaken identity, he falls backwards into a string of packed gigs, a record deal and even the promise of love. But he who lives by the whimsy of show business dies by it, and reality hits him like a fist in the face: an innocent miscommunication over a bagel brands him a neo-Nazi in the world of tabloid journalism. Luckily, somewhere between rock bottom and nowhere lies the perfect terrain for his dark and hilarious songs. Hailed by comedy icon Sarah Silverman as "the best movie about comedy I've seen so far," this hilarious and evocative film is "totally primed for a fervent cult following." -- A.V. Club

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Comedy is often misunderstood. What he takes from his life, he gives back through his art. So far he's taken nothing but shit.

Quotes:

Henry: Michelagelo apparently once said, um, that if people knew how hard he worked, they wouldn't call him a genius and I think with me, it's sort of the opposite, you know. I think that if people knew how little I worked on this stuff, I don't think they would say that I suck.

Ellen Pinsky: Henry Phillips - James Taylor on smack.

Captain Chaotic: Are you in a relationship or something right now?::Henry: Actually, no. I'm going through a little bit of a breakup situation right now, which sucks, and my friends are tired of hearing me complain about it. It's been about nine years now.

Stupid Joe: [singing] Nothing I can do , I totally ripped a big faartt...

Captain Chaotic: Okay, so Henry Phillips has the record deal, he's got the, uh, jolly green cash giant pooping in his hand and everything's going great. So, what happens next? I mean, are you gonna sell out to the man?::Henry: You know, it's funny, I don't think I would have the ability to do it.

Car Heckler Driver: You suck, Batman! Where's Robin? Where's the Joker?

Captain Chaotic: So, do you see yourself more as a musician or as a comedian?::Henry: Well, I've always liked to say that I got foot in the music door and one foot in the comedy door. So I don't know if you can really picture that or not. I'm not really getting anywhere, I'm just kinda humping the wall in-between the two doors.

Matt: I had sex with Carrie today::Henry: Really?::Matt: No.

Matt: Hi, can I have something fruity with an umbrella in it, please? Something to get me messed up in a hurry?::Becca: Oh, I'm sorry, we just have beer and wine.::Matt: Then I'll take that bottle right there and one glass and a pretty smile.::Becca: Oka... okay.

Henry: One time I was watching a documentary on hallucinogenic drugs... ah, which I think is really the best way to watch a documentary, if you get a chance.

Ren yu duo duo (2005)

Actors: Andy Lau (actor), Andy Lau (producer), Vivian Hsu (actress), Daniel Yu Wai-Kwok (producer), Lorna Tee (producer), Elliot Tong (producer), Kang-i Lee (actress), Michelle Yeh (producer), Duncan Lai (actor), Aileen Li (producer), Yun Chan Lee (director), Pinky Juan (actress), Josh Yeh (producer), Yun Chan Lee (writer), Yueh-hsin Chu (actor),

Plot: As a little girl, Dodo cannot walk. She associates herself with "The Little Mermaid" and wonders if she would give up something of her own in order to own a pair of feet. Fortunately, she gains a pair of feet after an operation, and hence is indulged in collecting and wearing beautiful shoes and heels even after she has grown up. She marries Smiley, a handsome but shy dentist. They live a happy life, except that Dodo still keeps buying shoes. Later, she reluctantly accepts Smiley's request to stop buying shoes, until one fateful day when she accidentally walks right into the shoe store ...

Keywords: accountant, baby, bird-watching, car-washing, dentist, fable, fairy-tale, falling-from-height, fantasy-sequence, father-daughter-relationship
Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Romance,

WCW Wrestle War (1991)

Actors: Jim Ross (actor), Nick Patrick (actor), Brian Pillman (actor), Teddy Long (actor), Steve Borden (actor), Rickey Morton (actor), Dallas Page (actor), Larry Pfohl (actor), Bobby Eaton (actor), Jason Hervey (actor), Paul Heyman (actor), Sid Eudy (actor), Ric Flair (actor), Dustin Runnels (actor), Arn Anderson (actor),

Genres: Action, Sport,

The Cross and the Switchblade (1970)

Actors: Erik Estrada (actor), Pat Boone (actor), Don Murray (director), Jacqueline Giroux (actress), Harry Reems (actor), Don Murray (writer), Dick Ross (producer), Jonelle Allen (actress), Don Blakely (actor), Renata Stoia (miscellaneous crew), Ralph Carmichael (composer), Alex Colon (actor), Angelo Ross (editor), Héctor Mercado (actor), Don Lamond (actor),

Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Now an explosive motion picture!

Quotes:

Nicky Cruz: You come near me and I'll kill you!::David Wilkerson: Yeah, you could do that. You could cut me up into a thousand pieces and lay them in the street, and every piece will still love you.

David Wilkerson: You wouldn't be afraid to shake hands with a skinny preacher, would you?

Big Cat: [First time seeing the Bishops] Tell the man we have arrived. We are the chosen people. We are the Bishops.

Big Cat: Tell me, Preach. This God of yours, does he rumble?::David Wilkerson: Yeah... Yeah, he rumbles. He's fighting for you right now.

Nicky Cruz: What's the matter with me? Why does he have to pick on me?::Israel: Because you're the worst. Craziest bastard there is. If he can reach you, he can reach anybody.

Big Cat: Big Cat's the name and jitter-buggin's my game. Now let's get this thing together, ace. Time and place.

Little Bo: Hey, he wants to meet the gang. Why don't you take him inside?::Angela: I can't. Mau-Maus are waiting for a war council with the Bishops. My brother's inside.::David Wilkerson: It's all right, Bo. We'll go in.::Little Bo: Now wait a minute, I don't know. Like I said, I'm a loner. I swing from one gang to another, they might not like it.::Angela: You're just afraid they might cut you.::Little Bo: Oh go on, take him in!::Angela: Anh-anh. I ain't gonna get bawled out... unless you give me five dollars.::Little Bo: C'mon, you can turn him loose once he's inside the door.::Angela: Five dollars is my price.::Little Bo: [pulls David away to talk in privacy] Five dollars is this chick's top dollar. For that you get two joints of marijuana, her body AND two bits change.::David Wilkerson: Should I give her some money?::Little Bo: Two bucks top. [David reaches for his wallet] You better make it three, you don't wanna insult her pride... [they walk back to Angela] Cat could only swing two.::Little Bo: [hands Angela two dollars while she keeps one for herself]

David Wilkerson: Some of you are so blind that you're heading for a ditch and you don't even know it.

Israel: Hey! My name's in the Bible! Israel! Israel! Israel! Israel! I'm pratically on every page!

Rosa: Hey Preach, this god of yours... What's he gonna do for me? I'm a mainliner. You know, the hot stuff. Heroin! A whole mountain of snow white. That's heaven. What have you got? huh?::David Wilkerson: I-I don't have any magic cure.::Rosa: Then what did you come here for?

Biao (1949)

Actors: Zhi Cheng (actor), Zuolin Huang (director), Zuolin Huang (writer), Zhongying Yu (actor), Yuanyuan Cai (actress), Zhen-Dong Tian (actor), Pin Li (actress), Yang Shen (actor), Zhaoqian Sun (actor), Ruide Zhou (actor), Wenlong Yang (actor),

Plot: A street-wise and tough orphan called Maverick is arrested for a petty theft and sent to an orphanage, but succeeds in concealing a watch he had stolen from an old shopkeeper just before his arrest. At the orphanage, he is recruited by a crooked warder for further and more serious crimes. But when two more children are admitted to the orphanage -- a boy called "Fatty" and a girl called "Little Mouse" -- he makes the first friends he has ever had. But when Maverick learns the girl is the granddaughter of the old shopkeeper he stole the watch from, and what ruin it brought to her family, he has a crisis of conscience.

Genres: Drama,