Pledge This! (2006)

Actors: Cassandra Barbour (miscellaneous crew), Sofía Vergara (actress), Breven Angaelica Warren (actress), Ralph Rieckermann (composer), Paris Hilton (actress), Lin Shaye (actress), Elizabeth Daily (actress), Carmen Electra (actress), Paris Hilton (producer), Paulina Rubio (actress), Rick Overton (actor), Eugenio Derbez (actor), Taylor Negron (actor), Laura Sevier (miscellaneous crew), Crystal Connell (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.

Keywords: bare-chested-male, bed, camp, campy, cigarette-smoking, college-initiation, condom, crude-humor, dog, embarrassment
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Pledging Has Never Been This Hilarious.

Quotes:

[repeated line]::Babs Cohen: [to a random woman] Nice legs. What time do they open?

Derek: [shocked by Victoria's critique of his penis] Little?::Victoria English: Tiny... like a baby's dick.

Kathy Johnson: Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?

[sleeping in a bathtub in an overcrowned bathroom]::Tonya: Babs, will you please stop grabbing my ass?::Babs Cohen: Sorry, I thought that was mine.

[the girls are asleep on the floor of a bathroom]::Monique: Move over Maxine!::Maxine Picker: I can't help it. I'm large boned.::Monique: Maxine, your ass does not really count as a bone.

Eddie Johnson: I don't understand why you are doing this.::Kathy Johnson: I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college.::Eddie Johnson: But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry?::Kathy Johnson: Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock!::Daughter: Mommy, what's a...::Eddie Johnson: [interrupting] It's a rooster.

A Lobster Tale (2006)

Actors: William Flower (miscellaneous crew), David Steinberg (miscellaneous crew), Nicholas Tabarrok (producer), Alberta Watson (actress), Ralph Brunjes (editor), Ruth Secord (costume designer), Joe Pingue (actor), Julian Richings (actor), Graham Greene (actor), Aron Tager (actor), Bruce McFee (actor), Colm Meaney (actor), Kevin Jubinville (actor), Jonathan Whittaker (actor), Deborah Grover (actress),

Plot: Cody Brewer, a quiet New England fisherman isn't doing too well for himself. His wife feels neglected, and his son keeps getting picked on by the school bully. While out collecting his lobster traps one day, Cody finds a strange green moss that holds magical powers. Once word gets out about the magical moss, the entire town suddenly becomes Cody's best friend, all hoping to get a piece of it. With the townspeople clamoring for some moss and the already delicate state of the Brewer family, Cody has a tough time figuring out exactly what to do.

Keywords: bait-shop, bay, bully, burning-building, diner, dinghy, dismemberment, dysfunctional-relationship, fisherman, hardware-store
Genres: Drama, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: They never asked for a miracle.

Blackwood Evil (2000)

Actors: Joanie Bannister (actress), Richard Catt (actor), Richard Catt (director), Richard Catt (producer), Richard Catt (writer), Peggy Catt (actress), Dan Allen (actor), Michael Paul (actor), Kenneth Marshall (actor),

Plot: On December 31, 1999, four people entered a house located in the Blacklands of Texas to investigate supposed supernatural activity. They were never seen alive again. Two months later a video tape labeled with only the title "Blackwood Evil" was delivered to WBWE television in Sunrise, Texas. It chronicles the last hours in the lives of the four investigators as unseen demons take them one by one.

Genres: Horror,

Bad Attitude (1993)

Actors: Nathaniel DeVeaux (actor), Leon (actor), Leon (producer), Bruce D. Clark (producer), Bill Cummings (director), Steve Schiff (composer), Crane Webster (writer), Gina Lim (actress), Brian Miller (producer), Joe Julian (composer), Nancy Griffiths (actress), Demene (actor), Susan Finque (actress), Neil Vonhof (actor),

Genres: Action,

American Me (1992)

Actors: Edward James Olmos (producer), Edward James Olmos (director), Pepe Serna (actor), Randee Lynne Jensen (producer), William Smith (actor), Sean Daniel (producer), Jacob Vargas (actor), Sal Lopez (actor), Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (actor), Tom Bower (actor), Jaime Gomez (actor), Edward James Olmos (actor), William Forsythe (actor), Corey Burton (miscellaneous crew), John Achorn (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: This epic depiction of thirty years of Chicano gang life in Los Angeles focuses on a teen named Santana who, with his friends Mundo and the Caucasian-but-acting-Hispanic J.D., form their own gang and are soon arrested for a break-in. Santana gets into trouble again and goes straight from reform school to prison, spending eighteen year there, and becoming leader of a powerful gang, both inside and outside the prison, while there. When he is finally released, he tries to make sense of the violence in his life, in a world much changed from when last he was in it.

Keywords: 1940s, 1950s, 1970s, anal-penetration, anal-rape, anal-sex, aryan-brotherhood, ass, bakery, barrio
Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: In prison they are the law. On the streets they are the power.

Quotes:

Montoya Santana: I hear Little Puppet's name is on a piece of paper, ese.::J.D.: I want you to cosign it.::Montoya Santana: I'm taking it off, ese.::J.D.: That punk got you kicked back in the hole, set us all back. Now he's running around talking loud shit about how he wants out of La Eme. His number's up, homes.::Montoya Santana: I said I'm taking it off, ese.::J.D.: What's gonna happen is gonna happen. Don't try to stop it. You understand me? I'm asking you, carnal.::Montoya Santana: Is that where it's gotten to, ese?::J.D.: Brothers are talking about you.::Montoya Santana: What are they saying, ese?::J.D.: They're saying that you're not showing them anything.::Montoya Santana: You know, a long time ago, two best homeboys, two kids, were thrown into juvie. They were scared, and they thought they had to do something to prove themselves. And they did what they had to do. They thought they were doing it to gain respect for their people, to show the world that no one could take their class from them. No one had to take it from us, ese. Whatever we had... we gave it away. Take care of yourself, carnal.

Montoya Santana: I'm sorry to hear about Neto.::Julie: I don't know what to say to you.::Montoya Santana: Whatever, you know.::Julie: You're like two people. One is like a kid. Doesn't know how to dance, doesn't know how to make love. That's the one I cared about. But the other one, the other one I hate. The one who knows, the one who has this wrapdown, who knows how to run drugs, who kills people!::Montoya Santana: I don't have to listen to this shit, alright? If you were a man, I'd...::Julie: You'd kill me! Oh no. No, you'd fuck me in the ass, right? Right?::Montoya Santana: I guess we got nothing to say to eachother.::Julie: You know when I met you, I was impressed. Yeah, you talked about La Raza and education and the revolution, but you know what man? You really don't care about any revolution, do you? You're nothing but a fucking dope dealer.::Montoya Santana: Just a road to where we're going, esa.::Julie: Bullshit.::Montoya Santana: Sabes que? I don't do drugs, I don't even like them, but they're there, and it's a reality. And if I don't take care of that business, somebody else will.::Julie: Yeah, well, your business kills kids, man! It kills kids! Like Neto and Pablito and, and Miko, my son, who look up to you! Man, they idolize the ground you walk on!::Montoya Santana: What the fuck do you want from me? Do you want me to start over, esa? Get a job? How about become a citizen?::Julie: There's no fucking hope... for our kids, for our barrios... with people like you around.

Montoya Santana: Whatever I did to you or to mama... to make you hate me, I'm sorry.::Pedro Santana: Your mother was a beautiful woman. She made me feel proud. She was 19 years old. Raped... by sailors. After it happened, we never talked about it. Then we got married and we tried to forget. When you were born, I tried to love you. But every time I looked at you, I wondered who your real father was. I wondered which sailor's blood you carried inside of you.

Montoya Santana: You want to know something? I never been to the beach before.::Julie: For reals?::Montoya Santana: Yeah, for reals.

Montoya Santana: The state is so lame, they paid for the game.

Montoya Santana: Little Puppet!::Little Puppet: Orale!::Montoya Santana: Orale! How are you doing?::Little Puppet: Great.::Montoya Santana: It's good, ese. Called you for a little task, all right?::Little Puppet: Simon.::Montoya Santana: Now you'll do El Chucko. Want you to handle it for us, all right?::Puppet: I'll take care of it, ese.::Montoya Santana: Was I talking to you, ese?::Puppet: Santana, let me do it. Mi carnalito... that's not his thing. I mean he's no punk or nothing but...::J.D.: He's not talking to you, Puppet.::Montoya Santana: There's something I want you to understand, Little Puppet. What happened to Pie Face I didn't like it, but it was necessary, especially right now. Take a look over there, ese. El Chucko and La Nuestra Familia is making their play to get some respect, ese. La Eme took a long time earning the respect in this place. And if we wanna keep it we gotta show some class.

Young Montoya Santana: [Mundo is being devoted into the gang] Come on, give me your hand. You know what, ese, White Fence, Maravilla, Lomita, they've been around here longer than us, you know. It's cool. We've got our own clika, strong clika. Finally getting into our own, gaining respect.::Young JD: Our clika, our barrio, our family - that's all we got, ese.::Young Mundo: Simon.::Young JD: When we were kids, belonging felt good. But having respect, that feels even better.::Young Montoya Santana: Cause La Primera lives through us. It gives to us. It is us. We make it, carnal, we don't fake it, we just take it. Cause La Primera, ese...::Young JD: Always has been and always will be.::Young Mundo: Orale!::Young JD: Orale!::Young Montoya Santana: Welcome to the clika, carnal!::Young Mundo: Por Vida, ese, por Vida.

Puppet: Can I talk to you a minute?::Montoya Santana: Simon, ese.::Puppet: I heard about what happened. I'm sorry, Santana. Mi carnalito, he messed up.::Montoya Santana: It wasn't his fault, ese. It was all American beef. When they wanna pop you they're gonna pop you. Want some grill cheese, ese?::Puppet: No, thanks.::Montoya Santana: You sure, ese? It's good.::Puppet: People are saying it's Little Puppet's fault.::Montoya Santana: It wasn't his fault, ese.::Puppet: You know me, carnal, I'll do anything for La Eme. Anything. But I'm asking you, please, take my brother's name off.::Montoya Santana: Your brother's name is on a piece of paper, ese?::Puppet: They want me to kill him.::Montoya Santana: It's a mistake, ese. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. Nothing's gonna happen to your brother.::Puppet: It's good to hear, ese, it's good to hear.

J.D.: We appreciate you've taken a time to talk to us.::Don Antonio Scagnelli: What can I do for you?::J.D.: It's gonna be some changes in the way business is done in East L.A. From now on our people are gonna be responsible for the East L.A. exchange. All deliveries between Mexico and exchange are gonna be done through us, all collections are gonna be done by us.::Don Antonio Scagnelli: Is that what you came here for? To tell me my business?::J.D.: From now on your business in the barrio is gonna be our business too.::Montoya Santana: [Approaches to Don Scagnelli] Let me explain something. For you, for us, for anybody who does business, things happen. And you or your family, your friend can end up doing time. Someone on the line would have to deal with that fact. Now you run the distribution on the outside, we run on the inside. Our offer is this we guarantee your people no problems in the inside.::Don Antonio Scagnelli: You listen to me. I don't know who you think you are, but if anything and I mean anything happens to my son's stay, uncomfortable with over the years, you'll regret the day when you make that choice.

J.D.: If we show weakness now, homes, everybody's gonna see it not just the mayates and wops as La Nuestra Familia as well. They're just waiting to make their fucking move. This way we can do it clean. Do what Scagnelli did, form them shoot out.::Montoya Santana: To who?::J.D.: Aryan Brotherhood. They hate the mayates, mayates hate them and don't be a fucking thing. The AB gives the blacks message then we won't have to risk anything.::Montoya Santana: We're spending all over time dealing with the Italians and now the Black Gorilla Family, ese, instead of getting our people out and keeping them out.::J.D.: You know what,if we don't fight for this shit now,we're gonna lose it all now, homes.

Signs of Life (1989)

Actors: Will Patton (actor), Kathy Bates (actress), Beau Bridges (actor), Mary-Louise Parker (actress), Albert G. Ruben (miscellaneous crew), Howard Shore (composer), Arthur Kennedy (actor), Vincent D'Onofrio (actor), Kate Reid (actress), Cary Brokaw (producer), Angelo Corrao (editor), Brad Sullivan (actor), Lindsay Law (producer), Matthew Cowles (actor), Georgia Engel (actress),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Every day is full of magic.

Quotes:

Joey Monahan: Why does everyone keep punching me in the face?

Blue Collar (1978)

Actors: Jimmy Williams (actor), David Hoberman (miscellaneous crew), Harvey Keitel (actor), Paul Schrader (writer), Tom Rolf (editor), Paul Schrader (director), Lane Smith (actor), Richard Pryor (actor), Cliff De Young (actor), Milton Selzer (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Yaphet Kotto (actor), Tracey Walter (actor), Dan Perri (miscellaneous crew), Harry Northup (actor),

Plot: Three workers, Zeke, Jerry and Smokey, are working at a car plant and drinking their beers together. One night when they steal away from their wives to have some fun they get the idea to rob the local union's bureau safe. First they think it is a flop, because they get only 600 dollars out of it, but then Zeke realizes that they also have gotten some 'hot' material. They decide to blackmail their union. The best reason for that is the union itself. All three are provoked by the fact that the union claims to have lost 10,000 dollars by their robbery.

Keywords: betrayal, black-comedy, car-factory, city, cocaine, color-in-title, factory, female-frontal-nudity, female-nudity, freeze-frame
Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The company builds cars and destroys men. Whatever became of the "American Dream"?

Quotes:

Smokey James: Why do you go to the line every Friday?::Jerry Bartowski: Well...::Smokey James: Because the finance man's gonna be at your house on Saturday, right? That's exactly what the company wants - to keep you on their line. They'll do anything to keep you on their line. They pit the lifers against the new boys, the old against the young, the black against the white - EVERYBODY to keep us in our place.

[last lines]::Smokey James: [voiceover echoing earlier line] They pit the lifers against the new boy and the young against the old. The black against the white. Everything they do is to keep us in our place.

Zeke Brown: Reasonable, Man, flick my Bic!

Clarence Hill, Union Steward: Y'know I can't go to the Green Room with every little thing. I gotta wait for somethin' big, or a buncha little things. Now we can't let our power be dissipated by the, by the plant. . .::Zeke Brown: Plant my ass, man! That's all you talk about, "the plant"! Everybody know what "the plant" is. "The plant" just short for plantation!

Zeke Brown: And when I take over your muthafuckin' job, know what I'm gonna do baby? Gonna get on my private jet and wing up to Palm Springs. Hang out with Eddie Knuckles, and hit a few golfballs with President Ford and Nixon and them muthafuckas.

Zeke Brown: I take home two-ten a week man, goddamn. I gotta pay for the lights, gas, clothes, food... every fuckin' thing, man. I'm left with about thirty bucks after all the fuckin' bills are paid. Gimme a break, will ya mister?::Mr. Bird, I.R.S. Man: Mister Brown, there's nothing I can do. I work for Uncle Sam . . .::Zeke Brown: Fuck Uncle Sam, man! They give the fuckin' politicians a break! Agnew and 'em don't pay shit! Working man's gotta pay every goddamn thing!::Mr. Bird, I.R.S. Man: You shouldn't say that about Uncle Sam . . .::Zeke Brown: Don't point at me, you muthafucka! Get out my house! I'll pay the goddamn money!::Mr. Bird, I.R.S. Man: [heads for the door] You bet you will, you'll pay it.::Zeke Brown: Yeah I know I'll pay it! If I had the Navy and Marines behind me, I'd be a muthafucka too!

Zeke Brown: [while watching "The Jeffersons"] Now that shit is pitiful. I dunno how in the fuck a nigga like that gets some money anyway. This is the dumbest shit - look at this muthafucka. Look like a muthafuckin' ostrich. Look at that shit . . .::Caroline Brown: If you hate it so much, why dontcha just turn it off?::Zeke Brown: Turn it off? Are you kiddin' baby? Took me three years to pay for that muthafucka. We gon' watch everything they show on it. All the shit they show. Even the snow when the muthafucka go off, I'm gonna sit here and watch that.

Jerry Bartowski: Credit's the only thing you can get free from the company. Got a house, fridge, dishwasher, washer-dryer, TV, stereo, motorcycle, car..."buy this shit, buy that shit." All you got's a buncha shit.

Zeke Brown: [after outlining their plan for blackmailing the union] Smoke, what if the motherfuckas don't wanna pay?::Smokey James: If they don't pay, then we're gonna cut'em a new asshole.

Clarence Hill, Union Steward: [in the green room, after Zeke's confrontation with Dogshit Miller] It sounds like a simple misunderstanding to me. Now... Zeke'll buy Miller a bottle of Cutty, and we'll forget the whole thing.::Zeke Brown: ZEKE AIN'T BUYIN NOBODY A GODDAMN THING! And you ain't shit for a steward, Hill!::Clarence Hill, Union Steward: Maybe you don't belong in this union!::Zeke Brown: Maybe you're right!

The Motorway File (1975)

Actors: Thom Noble (editor), Edgar Lustgarten (actor), Peter Armitage (actor), Ferdinand Fairfax (writer), Ferdinand Fairfax (director), Roger Weatherstone (producer),

Genres: Short,

Coney Island (1943)

Actors: Paul Hurst (actor), Herbert Ashley (actor), Sam Harris (actor), William Halligan (actor), Alec Craig (actor), Hal K. Dawson (actor), Eddie Borden (actor), Bert Hanlon (actor), Yakima Canutt (actor), Mike Donovan (actor), Tom Dugan (actor), Jimmie Dundee (actor), Byron Foulger (actor), Jack George (actor), Bud Jamison (actor),

Plot: Set at the turn of the century, smooth talking con man Eddie Johnson weasels his way into a job at friend and rival Joe Rocco's Coney Island night spot. Eddie meets the club's star attraction (and Joe's love interest), Kate Farley, a brash singer with a penchant for flashy clothes. Eddie and Kate argue as he tries to soften her image. Eventually, Kate becomes the toast of Coney Island and the two fall in love. Joe then tries to sabotage their marriage plans.

Keywords: amusement-park, dance, music-hall, rival, saloon, sideshow, singer
Genres: Comedy, Musical,

Love Is News (1937)

Actors: Don Ameche (actor), Sam Ash (actor), Herbert Ashley (actor), Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Frederick Burton (actor), A.S. 'Pop' Byron (actor), Jack Byron (actor), Jack Baxley (actor), Walter Catlett (actor), Eddy Chandler (actor), Lon Chaney Jr. (actor), Davison Clark (actor), Charles Coleman (actor), Frank Conroy (actor),

Plot: When a crafty reporter uses false pretenses to get a story out of heiress Tony Gateson, she turns the tables on him, telling the press that she's engaged to him and that she's given him a million dollar dowry. Suddenly he's on the front page and every salesman is at his doorstep. He loses his job and a day later asks her to call off the ruse; she tricks him again and the publicity continues. She stays cheerful and resourceful through a series of misadventures that has him alternately back on his job and fired. Meanwhile, a count who's her ex-fiancé shows up in New York, and maybe that marriage is back on. Can an heiress be a human being, and can a reporter get a scoop?

Keywords: african-american, airfield, aristocrat, art-deco, autograph-hound, bar, bartender, bite, bitten-hand, black-stereotype
Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Quotes:

Steve Leyton: [to Martin Canavan as both are laughing] Remember the last time you tore up my contract and gave me a new one?::Steve Leyton: [still laughing] Remember what I told you to do with it?::Steve Leyton: [laughing even louder] Well, if you're not too tired, do it again! [they both continue to laugh hysterically]

Steve Leyton: [amazed as Johnson downs mug after mug of beer] Where do you store it all?::Eddie Johnson: Got my big hoes on.

Steve Leyton: Mike, ever had a woman make a fool out of you?::Mike Allegretti: Sure!::Steve Leyton: What happened?::Mike Allegretti: Four boys and one girl.

Cyrus Jeffrey: You're not going to marry my niece?::Steve Leyton: Not while I'm sane!::Tony Gateson: [laughs]::Cyrus Jeffrey: Tony, this isn't true, is it?::Tony Gateson: Just as true of other things that gentleman of the press has been writing about me.

Eddie Johnson: [to Tony] Lady, shovel the dirt and we'll haul it away.