Thorne, Brett Filmography

• Super Tuesday
  2013, role: miscellaneous crew
• The Length of Spring
  2010, role: actor , character name: Drama Soc Member
• What You See Is What You Get
  2010, role: actor , character name: Carlo

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Bert Ernie 2 - Muppets
• Bert Ernie 1 - Muppets
• Party Train - Blanks 77
• Party Train - RuPaul
• Party Train - Gap Band

Another Bert and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Charles Evans (cee1@ra.MsState.Edu)
[The arrowed lines are from memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast enough . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s head]
> E: Here Bert, try this on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and broke the
> cookie jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it gotta do
with that pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B: Yeah?
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll show you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I don't understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the sugar bowl,
then where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert looks at camera]
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, well you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. Well _where'd_ you put the
flower that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll show you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his nose] ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly] Hmm?
B: Well now WHERE is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll show you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda bottle
B: [Gets close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh just a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm fishbowl
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, this is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer than before]
B: [stares into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
cowboy hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it easy there, fella.
B: [angrily] Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY calmly]
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I gonna do when I wanna play
cowboy?
E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on back] [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
know how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are always below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the hand person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's

A Bert and Ernie Singalong
thanks to Brian Fennell (fenn@wpi.WPI.EDU)
Ernie
Bert
*****
****
[Watery sounds]
Yanky Doodle went to town
a-riding on his pony...
Ahhh, I love taking my bath, peace and
quiet,
all alone.
[knock-knock-knock knock-knock]
[Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock]
...and called it macaroni
Oh! two, three....
Hi buddy Bert
Oh, hi Ernie, oh hey will you close
the door, Ernie there's a draft.
oh just a second Bert.
Ern... Ernie
what are you do...?
You can't push the piano through the
bathroom door.
why, sure I can, Bert, watch...
[Grunt, bump, grunt, tinkle, KA-bump]
Aahhgh!
..see
Ernie?
*Klech-ksh-crsh-sh-sh*
Wh-WHAT are you doing with
a piano
in the bathroom!?
Oh Bert! I heard you singing in
the tubby there
Yeh?
and so I thought I
would just come and sing along
I don't WANT you to sing-along,
But...
I want you to get out.
...but everybody sounds better
singing in the bathroom Bert.
You know...
I don't want the piano in here Ernie.
...well Sure, Bert, what's a
sing-along without a piano?
[starts to play piano]
It's ME, that's what it is... Alone!
listen to that Bert
Stop that playing.
doesn't that sound nice
Stop it right now.
doesn't that make you just want
to sing-along.
...makes me want to see you
out of here.
No, Bert, listen:
[sings]
Gee, Bert
what?
It's so much fun
no, it's not
I know you'll like it
...I won't like it.
once you've begun
...I won't begin!
Ernie I have to scrub my toes
I've got to wash my hair.
We, Bert
what?
could have a ball
no way!
if I could get you
*simmer*
to sing at all
[ends song but plays for Bert]
NO!...
[sings]
I refuse to sing-al
ong.
I won't.
but, Bert...
So please don't ask me if I want to
'cause I don't.
Pretty Please...?
Although for you I would do
almost anything,
Really?
along is one way which I
do not want to sing.
But, listen...
[Sings]
ol' bud-dy...
It will make you Happy
when you start to sing a Snappy
little number that will
bounce you right along.
no...
Like "Farmer in the Dell" or
"Old MacDonald had a Farm" or
maybe "What's the Name of that Song".
So if you use alot of voice
you'll love it that you've got a voice
and even if the notes you sing are wrong
Ernie!
you'll do a favor for us
if you lift your voice in chorus
for a swinging sing-along song.
E: It will make you Hap - py
B: I re - fuse
E: when you start to sing a snap - py
B: to sing - a - long.
E: lit - tle num - ber that will bounce you
B: I won't!
E: right a - long
B: so please
E: like "Far - mer in the Dell" or
B: don't ask me if
E: "Old Mac - Don - ald had a Farm" or
B: I want to 'cause
E: may - be "What's-the-Name-of-that-Song"
B: I don't
E: So
B: al
- though for you
E: if you use a - lot of voice you'll
B: I would do al -
E: love it that you've got a voice and
B: most an - y - thing
E: ev - en if the notes you sing are
E: wrong
B: a - long
E: you'll do a fa - vor for us
B: is one way which
E: if you lift your voice in chor - us
B: I do not want
E: for a swing-ing sing-along song
B: to sing
ErnIE!
please, Bert
what?
you'll like it too
no, I won't!
we'll sing Together
ahhhgh
just me and you
No! I refuse to sing-along
that's it.
And in the bathtub? it's ridiculous!
I Quit!
That's that.
That's that!

I barely make it home by 5a.m.
I'm at work at 8 no sleep again
boss says you got work to do
if it ain't done, then you're thru
I can't take this constant pressure
tonight's gonna be a whole lot better
[Chorus:]
party train is on the loose
party train, gonna get some booze
party train, party train
party train starts in the caboose
Room is spinnin' round, it's outta control
what i need right now is alcohol
money's gone and I got no friends
but my party never ends
think i'll take a walk downtown
say who's gonna buy the next round?

(Party train
Party train)
All aboard
(Come on ride the train)
All aboard the party train
Hurry up and don't be late
Doo wop, don't you stop
Take this mother to the top
Going down the groove line
You came just in time
Wham, bam, thank you man
Everybody join the jam
Come on and feel what the choo-choo can do
It'd be a shame if it left without you
We're gonna work it 'til the night is done
We leave the station at a quarter 'til two
Our destination is up to you
Don't miss out and be the only one
(Come on ride the train)
All aboard the party train
Hurry up and don't be late
Doo wop, don't you stop
Take this mother to the top
Going down the groove line
You came just in time
Wham, bam, thank you man
Everybody join the jam
So leave your worries and your cares behind
'Cause on this journey we don't have the time
Let your hair down, and enjoy the ride
Now get your ticket from the lady in green
You better hurry, we're about to leave
Fun for all, and all for fun
(Come on ride the train)
All aboard the party train
Hurry up and don't be late
Doo wop, don't you stop
Take this mother to the top
Going down the groove line
You came just in time
Wham, bam, thank you man
Everybody join the jam
Yeah
Party to party
(Get your ticket)
And town to town
(Don't you miss it)
Station to station
(You can make it)
Getting on down
(If you try)
Party to party
(Get your ticket)
And town to town
(Don't you miss it)
Station to station
(You can make it)
Getting on down
(If you try)
(Come on ride the train)
All aboard the party train
Hurry up and don't be late
Doo wop, don't you stop
Take this mother to the top
Going down the groove line
You came just in time
Wham, bam, thank you man
Everybody join the jam
All aboard the party train
Hurry up and don't be late
Doo wop, don't you stop
Take this mother to the top
Going down the groove line
You came just in time
Wham, bam, thank you man
Everybody join the jam
All aboard the party train
Hurry up and don't be late
Doo wop, don't you stop
Take this mother to the top
Going down the groove line
You came just in time
Wham, bam, thank you man
Everybody join the jam
(Come on ride the train)
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it
(Come on, ride the train)
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it
(Come on, ride the train)
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it
(Come on, ride the train)
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it
We're gonna work it

All aboard
Every all aboard
Anybody wanna take this ride
Anybody wanna ride
All it takes is a nickel or a dime
Be sure to get your ticket
Hurry, don't miss it
Everybody's got to stand in line
So make sure that you too will be right on time
Everybody all aboard
Everybody all aboard
All aboard
Don't you miss it, baby
If you miss that train
Don't miss the party train
Oh... don't you miss it, baby
If you miss that train
Don't miss the party train
Everybody all aboard
Oh... baby
Everybody all aboard
Don't you that train
If you miss that train
Don't miss the party train
Oh... ho... ho... ho...
If you miss that train
Don't miss the party train
Your ticket, ooh
Mmm, mmm
Everybody all aboard
Ho... ho
Everybody all aboard
Every all aboard
Anybody wanna take this ride
Anybody wanna ride
All it takes is a nickel or a dime
Every all aboard
Anybody wanna take this ride
Anybody wanna ride
All it takes is a nickel or a dime
All aboard
Hee...
Hee... hee...
Ho... ho
Get down, get down, get down tonight
We're gonna party, gonna party on the train tonight
Get down, get down, get down tonight
We're gonna party, gonna party on the train tonight
Get down, get down, get down tonight
We're gonna party, gonna party on the train tonight
Get down, get down, get down tonight
We're gonna party, gonna party on the train tonight
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta get on board
Hey, hey, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, gotta come get on board, baby
Everybody all aboard
Get your ticket, don't you miss that train
Everybody all aboard
Get your ticket, don't you miss that train
Everybody all aboard
Get your ticket, don't you miss that train