- published: 08 Aug 2010
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The Chosen One is a 2010 comedy-drama film directed by and starring Rob Schneider.
A depressed car salesman is repeatedly interrupted in the act of suicide by a coworker from the Nissan dealership; a beautiful woman translator and 3 native American shamans of the Arhuaco people from the mountains of Columbia; and a phone call from his mother. He finally finds faith in himself after the rest of world puts its faith in him; the sole being on earth who can save mankind from its own destruction with trust - The Chosen One.
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brother constantly remind him of his shortcomings. Although Paul doesn't know it yet, his life is about to change in a big way.
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[first lines]::Christine: [on answering machine] Paul, it's Christine. Listen, I'm sorry that I hurt you. I never meant for this to happen. I feel like you've been pushing away for that last two years. I love you Paul, but, I want more in my life. Goodbye.
Lily: Hi Paul. What did you do last night?::Paul: Tried to burn my house down.
Marissa: I hope you don't mind, I made some coffee.::Paul: Oh, not at all. I didn't know I had any.
Ruth: Who's been taking care of your plants? Ah, I wish I could get mine to do that. What do you give it?::Paul: More sun, I guess.::Neal: Well mom, you can get a lot more sun on your plants if you just burn your curtains, like Paul does.
Ruth: Stop it! I will not put up with this any more than your father did. How many times did he tell you, family comes first.::Neal: Is that why he killed himself?
Neal: How do they go about picking the Chosen One? How does that work, do they use a breathalyzer test?
Marissa: [translating] Every day we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.
NY Doorman: [to climber] There's a garbage chute *inside* the building.
Actors: Stacia Roybal (actress), Stacia Roybal (editor), Stacia Roybal (director), Stacia Roybal (producer), Nimi (actress), Charles McKnight (actor), Andrew Alexander (actor), Keen Cooper (actress), Malcolm Bowen (actor), Charles More (actor), Vonne Stollmayer (producer),
Plot: All of the openly gay men and women have been disappearing and one reporter has taken it upon himself to find out what is happening. The opening shows images of how glbt are treated poorly in today's society and how eventually they could be treated in the future. He uncovers a government conspiracy is underway.
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Short,Actors: Steve Oedekerk (actor), Steve Oedekerk (writer), Robert Folk (composer), Steve Oedekerk (director), Lin Yan (actor), Wade Redden (actor),
Genres: Action, Comedy,Actors: Nick Samaras (actor), Nick Samaras (producer), Nick Samaras (editor), Nick Samaras (director), Nick Samaras (writer), Nick Chanakoulas (actor), Jim Angelis (actor), Jim Angelis (actor), Zelda Jutila (actress), George Kalpakidis (actor), Chris Finch (actor), Chris Finch (actor), Worldmistress (actress), Gouaime Divanis (composer),
Plot: 2013 A.D. The war between the cannibals and the vampires rages on. One lonely cannibal, The Chosen One, is sent to put an end to the war with the help of a secret vampire ally, The Mistress. Will he succeed? Or is he about to get trapped in a CONSPIRACY OF BLOOD?
Keywords: cannibal, greek, lesbian, nudity, vampireActors: François Duplat (producer), Mikhail Fokin (miscellaneous crew), Denis Caïozzi (director), Vladimir Ponomarev (actor), Vaslav Nijinsky (miscellaneous crew), Ekaterina Kondaurova (actress), Ilya Kuznetsov (actor), Marianna Pavlova (actress), Alexandra Iosifidi (actress),
Genres: Music,Actors: Joseph McKelheer (actor), George Katt (actor), Todd Babcock (actor), Hash Patel (actor), Robert Fabiani (actor), Peter Murnik (actor), Darlena Roberts (actress), Jake Lawson (actor), Casey Kramer (actress), Jamie Anderson (actress), Mike Wilson (actor), Shane Stevens (actor), Jesse Burch (actor), Ronn Burner (actor), Jack Anthony (actor),
Plot: Since girlhood, TAYLOR has believed that love and marriage are the most important events in every woman's life. Now she's 35 and single with no prospects in sight. As Taylor and her friends wade through the mire of the L.A. dating pool, they realize a lot more is involved in finding the right mate as they meet co-dependents, addicts and sexual deviants. As they hit bottom, thinking there maybe no happiness in their future, a trap door opens leading them to the discovery that they can find happiness within themselves.
Keywords: book-signing, dating, dog, friendship, one-night-stand, restaurant, sex, single, strip-club, toiletActors: Robert M. Clark (actor), Evan King (actor), Joseph M. Clark IV (actor), Joseph M. Clark IV (producer), Joseph M. Clark IV (writer), Joseph M. Clark IV (director), Joseph M. Clark IV (editor), Steven Clark (actor), Steven Clark (actor), Michael Tran (actor), Amanda Flournoy (actress), Vy Phung (actress), Philip Flournoy (actor),
Plot: Thumb Parody based on Steve Oedekerk's _Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)_ (qv). A young man, who some say is the 'chosen one,' is walking through life trying to find his purpose. In the mean time there are evil people who are trying to kill him so that they may take over the world.
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Frédéric Viger (composer), Laurent Vayriot (producer), Laurent Vayriot (writer), Laurent Vayriot (director), Benoit Falize (editor), Greta Risa (actress), Dan Réache (actor), Olivier Chardin (actor), Catherine Trottin (actress),
Genres: Mystery, Short,Actors: Charles Avery (actor), Charles Craig (actor), John R. Cumpson (actor), Edward Dillon (actor), Arthur V. Johnson (actor), David Miles (actor), Owen Moore (actor), Barry O'Moore (actor), Anthony O'Sullivan (actor), Herbert Prior (actor), Mack Sennett (actor), Violet Mersereau (actress), Robert Louis Stevenson (writer), Frank E. Woods (writer), D.W. Griffith (director),
Genres: Short,There is no place that she would call her home
There is no place that hasn't seen her fight
She places her soft hand on your bleeding shoulder
Touches your frozen soul and speaks to you
(pre-chorus)
I can believe it's true
I can believe it's you
That opened up my eyes
An let my body rise
(chorus)
Rise up, follow her voice
Listen to the chosen one
Rise up there is no choice
But leave it all and follow the chosen one
Walking in silence
Her journey never ends
She's got a story for everyone
She always believes you
Walking by your side
Wipes your tears while
She speaks to you
(pre-chorus)
I can believe it's true
I can believe it's you
That opened up my eyes
An let my body rise
(chorus)
Rise up, follow her voice
Listen to the chosen one
Rise up there is no choice
But leave it all and follow
Rise up, follow her voice
Listen to the chosen one
Rise up there is no choice