Why Do Classical Sculptures Have Such Small Penises?

Edit Alternet 12 May 2016
There was a time when smaller was considered better ... That's a satyr above, and the figure depicted just below it is Priapus (that name should sound vaguely familiar to anyone who's overdone it with the Viagra), a Greek god of fertility. Oredsson notes Priapus was "cursed with a permanent erection, impotence, ugliness and foul-mindedness by Hera" and was "actually so despised by the other gods that he was thrown off Mount Olympus."....

No Accounting for Taste

Edit Huffington Post 29 Feb 2016
Perhaps the origins of erectile concerns can be traced to that famous, upstanding mythological figure Priapus -- a lesser Greek fertility god who became exceedingly popular in Latin writings and Roman erotic art. Priapus had no need for today's heavily marketed medications that deliver artificially what he came by naturally ... Not every male can be a Priapus....

Speaking of Erections

Edit Huffington Post 26 Feb 2016
We take words for granted. Take for instance erection. You mention erection and you think of sex. In order to consummate sexual intercourse a male needs an erection; it's not a requisite for procreation in this age of test tube babies and frozen sperm, but it doesn't hurt. The sexologist Dr ... There's the flaccid penis and there's an erection ... To erect is also to create ... Fresco of Priapus, Casa dei Vettii, Pompeii (PD-ART, Fer.filol) ... ....

Nerdiosity Adventures: Extra Life, Escape MSP, and Monikers

Edit The Examiner 09 Nov 2015
Video games are great are alone, but sometimes it’s nice to get out and socialize too. This weekend was something this writer needed for awhile. From board games, to escaping a room, to a charity Twitch marathon. it was a blast. To spread the joy, here are a few tips on how to recreate the magic with friends. Monikers ... For example, if the card is Priapus, one might characterize him as the Greek god of fertility ... Escape MSP ... Extra Life ... ....

A Brief And Gloriously Naughty History Of Early Erotica In Art (NSFW)

Edit Huffington Post 28 Jul 2015
Meet Priapus, a Greek fertility god known for his oversized genitalia and permanent erection. Only, back in the first century in Greece, being well endowed was not a good thing, and his image was used mainly for laughs. Statues of Priapus and his perma-hard-on were commonly found in ancient doorways, and those who passed by were meant to stroke the statuesque penis. ....

LOCAL MAN SENTENCED FOR RUNNING $8.7 MILLION PONZI SCHEME (United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Ohio)

Edit Public Technologies 09 Jul 2015
(Source. United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of Ohio). LOCAL MAN SENTENCED FOR RUNNING $8.7 MILLION PONZI SCHEME. CONTACT. Jennifer Thornton. (614) 469-5715. CINCINNATI - John R ... Bullar previously pleaded guilty to the aforementioned charges on September 23, 2014. Carter M. Stewart, United States Attorney for the Southern District of Ohio, Kathy A ... Barrett ... Bullar also was the sole owner and operator of Priapus Group, LLC....

Londoner's Diary: Watermark out, Harry Potter in at Kings Cross

Edit London Evening Standard 09 Jul 2015
Not so much the Potter books but the merchandising arm of the series, Platform 9¾, which sells fridge magnets, toy wands and Harry Potter specs ... With added irony, this week is Independent Bookshop Week ... 9/7/15 ... That’s what we thought was the reason behind the underwhelming size of the male genitalia adorning the statues of the ancient gods on display, with the exception of that minor rustic god Priapus, who, ahem, bucks the trend ... Ouch ... ....

Londoner's Diary: Harry Potter has made the books vanish

Edit London Evening Standard 24 Jun 2015
Avada kedavra”, as Lord Voldemort might say ... Not so much the books but the merchandising arm of the series, Platform 9¾, which sells fridge magnets, toy wands and Harry Potter specs, which wants to expand ... That’s what we thought was the reason behind the underwhelming size of the male genitalia adorning the statues of the ancient gods on display, with the exception of that minor rustic god Priapus, who, ahem, bucks the trend ... Views?” ... ....

Greek god of fertility was depicted with a penis disorder in 2,000-year-old fresco in bid ...

Edit The Daily Mail 18 Jun 2015
The fresco of Priapus, which was rescued from Pompeii following the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, depicts the fertility god with a large and constantly erect penis. ....

Fresco Of Priapus From Pompeii Depicts Problematic Genitalia

Edit Forbes 15 Jun 2015
The minor Roman deity Priapus was cursed with outsized genitalia, but a fresco of him at Pompeii may shed light on a more widespread problem among Roman men. ....

10 Great Honeymoon Pillow Poems

Edit Huffington Post 27 May 2015
Photo by Sergi Melki, Creative Commons license via Flickr. Start Your Love Journey With Ritual. One of the great things about ritual is that it builds remembrance into our lives. It's especially helpful when life gets going, and we're otherwise prone to forget. Ritual can be daily, monthly, yearly ... Hint, hint. the Japanese were right ... 10 Great Honeymoon Pillow Poems.  . Loving ... disappears ... the guardian of the fruit lays here for Priapus.....

Golden opportunities: Hong Kong's corporate gift giving down the ages

Edit South China Morning Post 17 May 2015
All over the world, corporate gifts are big business and, in a place like Hong Kong, which exists almost entirely for commercial enterprise, such objects are very important ... Chocolate, naturally, remains the ultimate sweetener ... If selected examples of vintage Casa Priapus, Maison Merde or Chateau Pisse cost several tens of thousands of dollars a bottle, a case or two represents a tidy sum when “regifted” through clandestine channels ... ....

Montreal's Penis Temple Dedicated To Every Member (NSFW)

Edit Huffington Post 30 Mar 2015
At the Temple of Priapus, all church members worship members -- it's a prerequisite. The pagan temple began in San Francisco in the 1970s as a tribute to Priapus, a Greek god of fertility and the son of Dionysus and Aphrodite. Since then, temples have opened in other cities, including Montreal, where David Francis Cassidy has served as Temple Pontifex since the early 1990s ... "Men have sought ways to make it larger ... Like Us On Facebook ... ....
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