Coup de Cinema (2011)

Actors: Rhyan Schwartz (actor), Sean Parker (actor), Sean Parker (director), Sean Parker (producer), Sean Parker (writer), Sean Parker (editor), Austin Hillebrecht (director), Austin Hillebrecht (composer), Austin Hillebrecht (producer), Austin Hillebrecht (writer), Austin Hillebrecht (actor), Barrie Wild (actor), Dennis Fitzpatrick (actor), David Loftus (actor), Catherine Johnson (actress),

Plot: When a headstrong filmmaker gets a lowly job at the worst film production house in town, he leads a disillusioned film crew into hijacking their company's latest movie, filming a better version behind the back of their overbearing director.

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: STEP 1: Steal the script and make it better. STEP 2: Get cast & crew to help remake the film. STEP 3: Don't get caught.

Quotes:

Adrian Dreyfus: It's not working. Something's not right.::Daniel: Maybe it's the fact that they're in an evergreen forest in the middle of winter and it's supposed to be passing as the Congo jungle.::Adrian Dreyfus: No. That's not it.

Rick Steiner: So, do you have a demo reel I can see of your work?::Miles Smith: No, um, but I can get you references.::Rick Steiner: Who?::Miles Smith: [after a pause] Mom and Dad?::Rick Steiner: Hmm. Impressive.

Jake: [as "Jack Derringer," speaking the final lines of the movie within the movie, "Marauders of the Door of Doom"] "You're the most amazing woman I've ever found... in this jungle.

Daniel: Do we get code names? I call Hawkeye.::Miles Smith: Uh, sure.::Daniel: Sweet!::Cynthia: Well, if he gets to be Hawkeye, I wanna be Hot Lips.::Daniel: Umm... no code names.

Adrian Dreyfus: Okay, now also, I want to replace the whole background there with mountains and a smoking volcano. And a couple of birds flying over... and then down in front here, a whole bunch more jungle stuff - jungly - and then a snake, kinda hissing and salivating. What do you think?::Daniel: So you want everything changed.::Adrian Dreyfus: Yeah. Why not? I mean... this sucks.::Daniel: Then why don't we just film this in the studio in front of a green screen? It would be a lot easier.::Adrian Dreyfus: Daniel, if we do that, we lose the natural lighting. We lose the integration.::Daniel: But you're just gonna take out everything they're integrating with in the first place.::Adrian Dreyfus: [pause] What?::Daniel: [Speaking slowly and carefully] It would be much easier if we filmed this in front of a green screen. In a controlled atmosphere we can match the lighting there.::Adrian Dreyfus: Yeah, but then we wouldn't be filming here.

Buster Owens: Come on just... be straight with me, would you? I'm not gonna tell anybody.::Miles Smith: I was, uh... hijacking the movie.

Dorian: We are a genuine puttanesca of talent!

Adrian Dreyfus: Ren, buddy. You seem pretty tense lately.::Ren Fields: Well... it's just that... I think I'm being watched.::Adrian Dreyfus: Okay. By who?::Ren Fields: CIA maybe. Likely the FBI.::Adrian Dreyfus: Maybe aliens!::Ren Fields: Don't be ridiculous!::Adrian Dreyfus: [laughing] Me, ridiculous! Talk about the pot calling the kettle fat!

Miles Smith: I seriously don't think we can make it with this piece of crap.::Daniel: I could see if I could squeeze some more horsepower out of it.::Miles Smith: Would you, please?::Daniel: I'll get started on that right now. I'm sure with the lack of sleep, I'll run a higher risk of soldering my hand to the motherboard.::Miles Smith: That's a risk I'm willing to take.

Buster Owens: You know, I don't think it's even allowed for somebody to get this jaded so soon.::Miles Smith: I came into this jaded. I mean, ever since college life's been one boot to the head after another.::Buster Owens: Yeah, well, I know how that goes.::Miles Smith: So then you understand why we have to do this.::Buster Owens: I think you're crazy.::Miles Smith: Takes one to know one, buddy.::Buster Owens: Come again?::Miles Smith: I looked you up online last night. You were a special brand of retro-crazy.::Buster Owens: Yeah, well, that was when I was young and stupid.

Journey to Mecca (2009)

Actors: Michael Brook (composer), Ben Kingsley (actor), Nadim Sawalha (actor), Jake Eberts (producer), Jean-Marie Drot (editor), Gigi Morin (miscellaneous crew), Luc Poullain (miscellaneous crew), Rabii Elbakki (miscellaneous crew), John Duncan (miscellaneous crew), Nabil Elouahabi (actor), Charles Jodoin-Keaton (miscellaneous crew), Rabii El Bakki (miscellaneous crew), Carl Knutson (writer), Bruce Neibaur (writer), Bruce Neibaur (director),

Plot: One of the greatest travelers in human history, 21 year old law student Ibn Battutah set out alone to Mecca from Tangiers in 1325 and returned to Morocco almost 30 years later. This is the story of his first pilgrimage, book-ended with never-before seen documentary footage of the contemporary Hajj. Filmed for initial presentation in IMAX and other giant screen cinemas.

Keywords: 1300s, place-name-in-title
Genres: Drama, History,

Periphery, Texas (2002)

Actors: Bear McCreary (composer), Stanley B. Herman (actor), Viral Shah (editor), Ryan Landels (writer), Ryan Landels (director), Curnal Achilles Aulisio (producer), Sue Ozeran (actress), Marcy Patterson (producer), Larry Collins (actor),

Plot: Selling the world from the trunk of his worn and dented 1948 Tucker, James Frederickson travels across the American countryside with nothing but a car full of altlases and a sales pitch. However, as he arrives in the mysterious town of Periphery, Texas, he begins to realize that the small desert community might not be what it seems. Encountering a farewell parade that sees one of Periphery's elderly citizens off to an unertain destination and a one-man welcome wagon named Peter who can only hint at the town's closesly guarded secret, James comes to learn that even when everything becomes clear, the best things in life can remain unexplained.

Keywords: small-town, student-film, texas, traveling-salesman
Genres: Drama, Family, Fantasy,

Lurid Tales: The Castle Queen (1997)

Actors: Charles Band (producer), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Kim Sill (actress), Oana Paunescu (producer), Constantin Barbulescu (actor), David DeCoteau (director), Claudiu Trandafir (actor), Stefan Velniciuc (actor), Michael J. Mahoney (producer), Michael Feichtner (producer), Mihai Niculescu (actor), Randall Fontana (writer), Cristian Motiu (actor), William Marrinson (editor), Oxana Moravec (actress),

Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A Time Travel Saga Of Passion And Power

Dong fang yan shi (1976)

Actors: Shen Chan (actor), Li Jen Ho (actor), Lai Wang (actress), Runme Shaw (producer), Han Hsiang Li (director), Hsing-lung Chiang (editor), Feng Ku (actor), Peng-fei Li (actor), Ching Tien (actor), Hua Yueh (actor), Ping Chen (actress), Ching Lee (actress), Hui-Ling Liu (actress), Sha-fei Ouyang (actress), Ni Tien (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Midnight Desires (1976)

Actors: Vanessa del Rio (actress), Shaun Costello (editor), Shaun Costello (actor), Shaun Costello (actor), Eric Edwards (actor), Shaun Costello (director), Jamie Gillis (actor), Roger Caine (actor), C.J. Laing (actress), Alan Marlow (actor), Shaun Costello (writer), Ashley Moore (actor), Shaun Costello (producer), Jenny Baxter (actress), Leo Lovemore (actor),

Genres: Adult,

Carry on Dick (1974)

Actors: Patsy Rowlands (actress), Joy Harington (actress), Hattie Jacques (actress), Larry Taylor (actor), Peter Butterworth (actor), Bernard Bresslaw (actor), Kenneth Connor (actor), Kenneth Williams (actor), James Payne (actor), David Lodge (actor), Harry Fielder (actor), Sid James (actor), Sid James (actor), Marianne Stone (actress), Joan Sims (actress),

Plot: Dick Turpin is terrorising the countryside around Upper Dencher. Captain Fancey and Sergeant Jock Strapp plan to put an end to his escapades, and enlist the help of the Reverend Flasher. Little do they know that the priest leads a double life. Then Madame Desiree and her "Birds of Paradise" arrive in the village...

Keywords: carry-on, character-name-in-title, female-nudity, highwayman, historical-fiction, independent-film, male-impersonation, nudity, sequel, topless-female-nudity
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: Dick Turpin carries on with his flintlock cocked

Quotes:

Lady Daley: All this talk of Big Dick. I've had enough of it!

[Madame Desiree passes him on the stairs carrying a sword]::Capt. Desmond Fancey: I wouldn't fancy a poke with that.::Madame Desiree: What did you say?::Capt. Desmond Fancey: Your blade, ma'am.::Madame Desiree: I shouldn't worry [pointing the blade at his crotch] You don't look as if you've got much to lose.

["Big" Dick is points his pistol at Madame Desiree]::Madame Desiree: That doesn't scare me. I've seen bigger ones in my time.::Dick Turpin: That doesn't surprise me.

Reverend Flasher: Ah, I see. Well, I'd like to use my organ again.::Capt. Desmond Fancey: I beg your pardon?::Reverend Flasher: The bellows are leaking and they do cost so much to repair them.

Reverend Flasher: [while doing a sermon Flasher says that anyone who has not visited a prostitute may leave the church. Bodkin gets up and starts to leave] Ah... Brother Bodkin. I see you haven't sinned::Bodkin: No Reverend... I just remembered where I left my hat last night!::Reverend Flasher: Ha ha ha ha!

Reverend Flasher: William, don't you think it's time you came to church again?::William: What do you mean, Rector? Don't you remember? I was there last Sunday. I took the collection.::Reverend Flasher: I know. Next Sunday I want you to bring it back.

Reverend Flasher: If there is one man, just one man amongst you who can say in all truthfulness that within the past week he has not committed adultery then he may leave this church now and go with my blessing. [Bodkin stands up and starts to leave] Ah, we have at least one good man with us. Well done, brother Bodkin.::Bodkin: Oh it's not that, Rector. You just reminded me where I left my hat last night.

Capt. Desmond Fancey: [On arrival at the 10 o'clock rendezvous, as directed by Harriet:] "That's not a Blasted Oak: it's a Bloody Yew"

The Kremlin Letter (1970)

Actors: Orson Welles (actor), Max von Sydow (actor), Raf Vallone (actor), Cyril Shaps (actor), Richard Boone (actor), Pehr-Olof Sirén (actor), George Sanders (actor), John Huston (actor), Dean Jagger (actor), Marc Lawrence (actor), Niall MacGinnis (actor), Guy Deghy (actor), George Pravda (actor), Patrick O'Neal (actor), Bibi Andersson (actress),

Plot: A network of older spies from the West recruits a young intelligence officer with a photographic memory to accompany them on a mission inside Russia. They must recover a letter written by the CIA that promises American assistance to Russia if China gets the atomic bomb.

Keywords: based-on-novel, china, cold-war, counter-agent, cross-dressing, drag, drag-queen, electronic-surveillance, espionage, extortion
Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Don't trust anyone in THE KREMLIN LETTER World War III...in an envelope!

Quotes:

Charles Rone: I'm goin' to Mexico.::Ward: Yes sir, you're goin' to Mexico to pick up Lord Ashley's Whore. You're gonna rustle up the Warlock in San Francisco and then make tracks to Chicago for the Erector Set. Tell them the Tillinger Foundation is planning an expedition.

Ward: Nephew, they say that heroes can't imagine their own death and that's why they're heroes. You go 'em one better. You imagine you're immune to violence.

Ward: Now look, I think we've left no stone unturned. But let's not kid ourselves. If any of us is caught there's only a remote possibility we'd be mistaken for Russians. Keep in mind that close examination takes time, and that time they use on you could let the rest of us escape.::Highwayman: Don't be too quick to die.

Sweet Alice: [Opening lines of the film] [Sweet Alice has checked a briefcase as he enters the museum in Paris, takes the claim check] So, the man in Moscow's agreed to send back the letter.::Polakov: For one million dollars.::Sweet Alice: Mmm, for that kind of money we're entitled to know his name.::Polakov: And then what further need would you have of me?::Sweet Alice: When do you get back to Paris?::Polakov: One week, ten days.::Sweet Alice: I see. Well, you have one week to recover the letter. Seven days, Polakov. [Lays down the claim check] There's your million.

Colonel Kosnov: [During drinks after a dinner party, with the wives present] It was a long time ago. I'm not sure of the details any longer.::Bresnavitch: The Colonel is too modest. Imagine. All he actually knew was that three of Sturdevant's men were in a small Polish village. Correct?::Colonel Kosnov: I think so.::Bresnavitch: He had to determine which of the 2,300 people in the village were the three he wanted, so he rounded up the entire population. He began to interrogate and execute each of them one by one. Then it seems that when your husband started killing the children one of Sturdevant's men tried to make a run for it. He was caught of course and your husband was able to make him talk, as only he can.

Bresnavitch: [Colonel Kosnov's wife has fled the room] Don't worry Colonel, she'll be all right. After all, a wife has a right to know exactly what her husband contributes to society.

Warlock: She lunches every day in the cafeteria, invariably alone. Sometimes after lunch she goes to the Central Park Zoo and sketches lions for half an hour. Only lions, for God's sake! She never speaks to anybody, except a couple of the black girls in life class. They look at her sketches and she looks at theirs. Sorry old man, it's not very much to go on.::The Whore: It's quite a lot.

Charles Rone: I think I'm a superior combination of intellect and physique, athlete and scholar. When a risk is to be run I formulate the ideal procedure and calculate the chances involved with exquisite precision. If the percentages are sufficiently in my favor I put myself into motion having absolute confidence in the performance of my reflexes.

Ward: There are only two bedrooms in Potkin's apartment, which should make it very convenient for our younger associates. We all know you've been shackin' up together.

Warlock: [while knitting... ] Rudolph says he's in love with me. He claims that I'm the only one he's been in love with since Polakov, and talking about their affair makes him weep. He wants me to leave the professor and move in with him. I told him it wouldn't be wise to break off so suddenly but that I would find a way soon. I'm knitting these bed socks for him.

The Scarlet Pumpernickel (1950)

Actors: Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Bea Benaderet (actress), Michael Maltese (writer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Chuck Jones (director),

Plot: Daffy tries to sell movie studio head J.L. his script for a swashbuckler set in Merry Olde England, a plot involving a maiden in distress, a scheming Chamberlain, an evil Grand Duke and a dashing masked hero (to be played by Daffy, of course).

Keywords: canceled-wedding, damsel-in-distress, looney-tunes, mask, melodrama, parody, reference-to-daffy-duck, reference-to-elmer-fudd, reference-to-errol-flynn, reference-to-porky-pig
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Daffy Duck: [after jumping out the window and missing the horse] That's funny. That never happens to Errol Flynn.

[last lines]::Daffy Duck: It's getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here!

Daffy Duck: The Lord High Chamberlain was simply furious.::Porky Pig: I'm s-s-s-s-simply furious.::Daffy Duck: But Milady Melissa was simply delighted.::The Fair Melissa: I'm simply delighted.

Sylvester: [Daffy and Sylvester get into a sword fight] En garde!::Daffy Duck: Riposte!::Sylvester: Café au lait!::Daffy Duck: Champs-Élysées!::[the two cross their swords]::Daffy Duck: Ha ha! You ain't got a chance! I'm the hero of this picture, and you know what happens to the villain.::Sylvester: So what's to know?

[first lines]::Daffy Duck: You're killing me! I'm being murdered! I can't stand this torture anymore! I'm dying, you're killing me! I'm telling you, J.L., you're typecasting me to death - comedy, always comedy. Ha ha, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, yuk yuk! Honest, J.L., you just gotta give me a dramatic part.

Sylvester: The wedding must take place tonight, milord. The Scarlet Pumpernickel is about, masquerading as a gentleman.::[Sylvester notices Daffy in disguise]::Sylvester: And who might you be, sirrah?::Daffy Duck: Mayhap, perchance, foppish that I am, *I* might be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?::Sylvester: You, the Scarlet Pumpernickel?::[Sylvester and the Chamberlain burst into hysterical laughter]::Sylvester: That's silly! That's ridiculous!::[Daffy raises his eyebrows at the audience, signaling that he is the Scarlet Pumpernickel]

Sylvester: First, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melissa. Then, I am furious, because I despise the Scarlet P-P-Pumpernickel.

The Fatal Leap (1906)

Actors: Lewin Fitzhamon (actor), Lewin Fitzhamon (director),

Genres: Drama, Short,