Cosmopolis (2012)

Actors: Ronald Sanders (editor), David Cronenberg (director), Pierre-Ange Le Pogam (producer), Robert Pattinson (actor), Howard Shore (composer), David Cronenberg (writer), Mathieu Amalric (actor), Paulo Branco (producer), Paul Giamatti (actor), Jay Baruchel (actor), Samantha Morton (actress), Juliette Binoche (actress), George Touliatos (actor), Ken Dhaliwal (miscellaneous crew), Laurent Boye-Guérin (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Riding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager's day devolves into an odyssey with a cast of characters that start to tear his world apart.

Keywords: actress-breaking-typecast, amazon-woman, ambiguous-ending, anarchist, anthropomorphism, barber, barber-shop, bare-breasts, bare-butt, based-on-novel
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Elise Shifrin: Where is your office? What do you do exactly? You know things, I think this is what you do. I think you acquire information and turn it into something awful.

Elise Shifrin: [on meeting her husband] You absolutely reek of sexual discharge.

Andre Petrescu: [boasting about how many pies he has thrown at famous people] I quiched the Sultan of Brunei, in his bath!

[repeated line]::Eric Packer: My prostate is asymmetrical.

Didi Fancher: Talent is more erotic when it's wasted.

Benno Levin: I wanna be known as Benno!

Didi Fancher: I read about it of course, in the papers. Or did I see it on TV?::Eric Packer: What?::Didi Fancher: What? The wedding! What! Strange you didn't tell me.::Eric Packer: It's not so strange.::Didi Fancher: Not so strange... Two great fortunes, like one of those great arranged marriages.::Eric Packer: Except I'm a world citizen with a New York set of balls.

Eric Packer: For someone your age and your gifts, there's only one thing in the world worth pursuing both professionally and intellectually.::Michael Chin: What is it, Michael?::Eric Packer: The interaction between technology and capital, the inseparability.::Michael Chin: High school was the last true challenge.

Eric Packer: There's a poem I read in which a rat becomes the unit of currency.::Michael Chin: Yes, that would be interesting.::Eric Packer: Yeah, that would impact the world economy.::Michael Chin: The name alone, better than the dong or the kwacha.::Eric Packer: The name says everything.::Michael Chin: Yes. The rat.::Eric Packer: Yes, the rat close lower today against the euro.::Michael Chin: Yes, there's going concern that the Russian rat will be devalued.::Eric Packer: White rats, think about that.::Michael Chin: Yes, pregnant rats.::Eric Packer: Major sell-offs of pregnant Russian rats.::Michael Chin: Britain converts the rat.::Eric Packer: Joins trend to universal currency.::Michael Chin: Yes, US is establishing the rat standard.::Eric Packer: Is every US dollar redeemable for rat?::Michael Chin: Dead rats!::Eric Packer: Yes, stockpiling of dead rats called global health menace.

Eric Packer: Everything is a tragedy. Dying is a tragedy but we all do.

Where the Dead Go to Die (2012)

Actors: Jimmy ScreamerClauz (composer), Ruby Larocca (actress), Devanny Pinn (actress), Linnea Quigley (actress), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (writer), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (producer), Ruby Larocca (actress), Ruby Larocca (actress), Ruby Larocca (actress), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (actor), Brandon Slagle (actor), Brandon Slagle (actor), Trent Haaga (actor), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (editor), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (director),

Plot: "Where the Dead Go To Die" revolves around a troubled group of children living on the same block. They are haunted by a talking dog named Labby who brings them on surreal hell-rides between different dimensions and time periods. On the night of a lunar eclipse he informs Tommy about the devil fetus living inside his mother. The same night he attempts to help Ralph court the girl across the street, who is an unwilling participant in her father's child porn tape trading ring. Add in a memory stealing junkie living inside an abandoned church and you have 90 minutes of pure mind melting insanity.

Genres: Animation, Horror,

Who Shot Fozzie? (2011)

Actors: Kevin MacLeod (composer), A.J. Verel (actor), Ken Cosentino (actor), Ken Cosentino (producer), Ken Cosentino (writer), Ken Cosentino (director), Michael Leszczynski (actor), James Ventry (producer), Michael Shimmel (actor), James Ventry (actor), Marco Mendez (actor), Ron Harkins (actor), Richard Brown (actor), Dan Carl (actor), Seth Franks (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Short,

Flashback (2011)

Actors: George Shaw (composer), Adam Langston (actor), Adam Langston (actor), Saravut Frank Sopapunta (actor), Ken McCoy (actor), Brendan Jackson Rogers (director), Brendan Jackson Rogers (editor), Brendan Jackson Rogers (writer), Brendan Jackson Rogers (actor), Brendan Jackson Rogers (writer), Brendan Jackson Rogers (producer), James Wasilewski (actor), James Wasilewski (actor), John Mondelli (actor), Alexandra C. Hernandez (actress),

Plot: In the distant future, Flashback Films has been taken over by a sinister soda company, and the state of the movie industry is wilder than ever! Robots are replacing the studio's workforce, and Time Travel is on the cutting edge of moviemaking technology. Jack Taylor, the back lot's last human janitor, plunges the studio into chaos in order to steal a date with starlet Tiffany Sloane. To fix his mistakes, Jack commandeers the studio's prop-collecting time machine and ends up at the center of an explosive corporate conspiracy. Science fiction adventure meets Hollywood satire in this action-packed comedy as jack and Tiffany escape the clutches of furious studio executives, gun-toting reporters, an angry velociraptor, and an entire army of robots. With danger and hilarity around every corner, it's gonna take one hell of a janitor to clean up this mess!

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,

The Masks That the Monsters Wear (2011)

Actors: Jimmy ScreamerClauz (writer), Brandon Slagle (actor), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (editor), Ruby Larocca (actress), Ruby Larocca (actress), Devanny Pinn (actress), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (director), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (composer), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (producer), Trent Haaga (actor), Jimmy ScreamerClauz (actor), Victor Bonacore (miscellaneous crew), Victor Bonacore (actor), M. dot Strange (actor), Joey Smack (actor),

Plot: The third film following "Tainted Milk" & "Liquid Memories". Ralph is a young boy forced to live out the rest of his life with the face of his dead brother on the side of his head. He suffers from hallucinations brought on by his brother's brain randomly kicking back on. At the advice of a talking dog and a mysterious lady living at the bottom of a well he attempts to court the girl of his dreams. But he soon discovers that she is unwilling a part of a dark underworld of child porn tape traders. Ralph attempts to save her from sadistic family but soon finds out he might be in over his head.

Genres: Animation, Horror, Short,

ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

Actors: Cheryl Cowan (producer), Russell Hodgkinson (actor), Kevin Inouye (miscellaneous crew), Andrew McAllister (editor), Richard Carmen (actor), Denise Gibbs (miscellaneous crew), Bill Johns (actor), Jay Cynik (actor), Victoria Drake (actress), Brittany Christine (actress), Vanessa McMeekin (miscellaneous crew), Sydney Sweeney (actress), Constance Best (actress), Cornelia Moore (actress), Anne Sheridan Kennedy (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A Political Zomedy The New War On Terror! They're just like you ... only dead.

Quotes:

Frida Abbas: There is Norway you are getting into these panties tonight!

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

Actors: Polly Johnsen (miscellaneous crew), Polly Johnsen (miscellaneous crew), Matt Curtis (miscellaneous crew), A.R. Rahman (composer), Saurabh Shukla (actor), Danny Boyle (director), Irrfan Khan (actor), Amitabh Bachchan (actor), Anupam Shyam (actor), Rajendranath Zutshi (actor), Anil Kapoor (actor), Mahesh Manjrekar (actor), Tessa Ross (producer), Paul Smith (producer), François Ivernel (producer),

Plot: The story of Jamal Malik, an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on India's _"Kaun Banega Crorepati?" (2000)_ (qv) (Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?) But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika, the girl he loved and lost. Each chapter of his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show's questions. Each chapter of Jamal's increasingly layered story reveals where he learned the answers to the show's seemingly impossible quizzes. But one question remains a mystery: what is this young man with no apparent desire for riches really doing on the game show? When the new day dawns and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and sixty million viewers are about to find out. At the heart of its storytelling lies the question of how anyone comes to know the things they know about life and love.

Keywords: 2000s, anti-muslim, arrest, autograph, bag-over-head, bare-chested-male, based-on-novel, bathtub, beating, begging
Genres: Drama, Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: Love and money... You have mixed them both. What does it take to find a lost love? A. Money B. Luck C. Smarts D. Destiny

Quotes:

Middle Salim: Shut up! The man with the Colt 45 says shut up!

Jamal Malik: I knew you'd be watching.::Latika: I thought we would meet only in death.::Jamal Malik: This is our destiny.::Latika: Kiss me.

Maman: Jamal, time has come to turn professional.::Youngest Jamal: Really?::Maman: But first, let me hear that song Darshan Do Ghanshyam, my favorite bhajan.::Youngest Jamal: [sings] Darshan Do [stops and commands] Fifty rupees!::Maman: [bewildered]::Youngest Jamal: I'm a professional now, what to do?::Maman: [laughs] Cheeky little bugger!

Shruti Seth: Baali, keep up! The chaiwalah knows more than you.

Prem Kumar: The chaiwalah has done it again!

Prem Kumar: Its getting hot in here.::Jamal Malik: Are you nervous?::Prem Kumar: [audience laughs] What? Am I nervous ? Its you whos in the hot seat, my friend!::Jamal Malik: Yes, sorry.

Prem Kumar: A few hours ago, you were giving chai for the phone walahs. And now you're richer than they will ever be. What a player!::Prem Kumar: Ladies and gentlemen, what a player! [audience applauds]

Prem Kumar: So are you ready for the final question for 20 million rupees?::Jamal Malik: No, but maybe its written, no?::Prem Kumar: Maybe...

Prem Kumar: Final question for twenty million rupees, and he's smiling. I guess you know the answer.::Jamal Malik: Do you believe it, I don't!::Prem Kumar: You don't? So you take the ten million and walk?::Jamal Malik: No. I'll play.

Middle Jamal: [seeing the Taj Mahal] Is this heaven?::Middle Salim: You're not dead Jamal.::Middle Jamal: What is it? Some hotel?

The Signal (2007)

Actors: Christopher Thomas (actor), David Magdael (miscellaneous crew), Steve Warren (actor), Morris Ruskin (producer), Justin Welborn (actor), Chris Tsambis (miscellaneous crew), Cheri Christian (actress), Scott Hodges (actor), AJ Bowen (actor), Dan Bush (editor), Dan Bush (actor), Dan Bush (writer), Dan Bush (director), Joseph Lawsky (miscellaneous crew), Ben Lovett (composer),

Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: Do you have the crazy? This is not a test. Transmission Spreading Future of Horror

Quotes:

Lewis Denton: Why can't you just keep your fucking mouth shut and watch T.V.?

Clark: Anna, I need a couple of things that Ken borrowed, namely my hatchet... and some garbage bags.

Ken: I'm going to turn our program on.::Anna: Sounds glorious. How many more balloons do you think we need?::Ken: At least seven.::Anna: That's how many I was thinking.::Ken: Well, that's why you married me!

Ben: Clark, I don't know who or what started it, but we all sure as shit signed up for it. We made ourselves vulnerable. When Mya left last night, I turned the TV back on and there it was. It was replacing my thoughts. But then the sun came up. I see it. It's a lie. The signal; it's a trick. Change the way you look at things, the things you look at will change.

Lewis Denton: Hey! Put the fucking bat down.::Jerry: What?::Lewis Denton: You almost clocked Mya in the head.::[Jerry laughs and continues to swing the bat]::Lewis Denton: Put the fucking bat down now.::Jerry: Dude, it's not hurting anybody.::Rod: Just put the bat down.::Jerry: No, man. I can't watch the game, I'm going to swing the bat, alright?::Lewis Denton: [grabbing the bat] I told you to put it down. Sit.::Jerry: What's the matter with you?::Lewis Denton: You could hurt somebody.::Jerry: Why are you looking at me like that? Stop it.::Lewis Denton: You almost fucking killed my wife. Sit down.::Jerry: Dude, what is wrong with you?::Lewis Denton: You almost fucked my wife!

Lewis Denton: The TV must've gotten into his head and told him to kill you.::Anna: Yeah, that's what happened to Ken. He was watching TV and it made him go bad.::[two people run from a man chasing them with a chainsaw in the background]::Clark: This is without a doubt the most fucked up day in the history of mankind. We should go back inside.::Anna: [cheerful] Who wants cocktails?

[doorbell rings]::Clark: God in heaven!::Lewis Denton: [grabbing a shovel] Just open the door and I'll take them down.::Clark: No. That's not the way to play this.::Lewis Denton: We can't be sure. We have to exterminate with extreme prejudice.::Clark: It might be somebody who could help us. We don't know.::[doorbell rings again]::Lewis Denton: We can't risk it. I'm killing whoever walks through that door.::Clark: [looking through the peephole] It's Jim. It's Jim Parsons.::Lewis Denton: Trust no one!::Clark: You were the one watching the TV!::Lewis Denton: I told you I wasn't watching the TV! Listen, if I had it, I would've killed you by now, right?::Clark: I guess.::Lewis Denton: I'm fine, and you're fine, and she's fine. This we know. But he may not be, and probably isn't.

Rod: Did you kill anybody last night?::[Mya shakes her head]::Rod: How am I supposed to know? Tell me. Wait, where did you go? Where were you?::Mya Denton: [slowly] I hid in the apartment across the hall.::[Rod unties Mya]::Rod: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't trust anybody. I went looking for you. I couldn't find shit. Everybody's either dead, dying, or completely flipped. Mad. Crazy.::Mya Denton: Why did Lewis hurt Jerry?::Rod: Hurt? Jerry's dead, lady. Lewis got it. Fucking snapped. I couldn't get any sense into him. I got his bat, knocked him out, I taped him up so that he couldn't hurt anybody else. I had no choice. Then I saw the hallway. I've never seen anything like that. One out of two people just started killing each other. They just decided to kill people! I mean, what do I do? I've never killed anybody before. What do I do? I'm not going to fuck around. What do I do?

Rod: Do you have the crazy?

Lewis Denton: You don't know what you're saying.::Ben: No, you don't know what you're saying. That TV got in your brain and has distorted your perception.::Lewis Denton: I'm not crazy like those others.::Ben: No man, you're much worse off, because you don't even realize what's happening to you. You don't even know. Your wife left you, alone, tied to a chair, helpless so the world can take your life and the savages can feast on your bloody remains.

A Fist Full of Pills (2005)

Actors: Paul Provenza (producer), Emery Emery (editor), Tom Rhodes (actor), Slade Ham (director), Slade Ham (producer), Slade Ham (actor), Tom Hester (writer), Tom Hester (director), Tom Hester (actor), Justin Pettit (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

La guerre du feu (1981)

Actors: Joanne T. Harwood (miscellaneous crew), Philippe Sarde (composer), Véra Belmont (producer), Jean-Jacques Annaud (director), Gérard Brach (writer), Yves Langlois (editor), Rae Dawn Chong (actress), Matt Birman (actor), Franck-Olivier Bonnet (actor), Denis Héroux (producer), George Buza (actor), John Kemeny (producer), Ron Perlman (actor), Brian McMillan (miscellaneous crew), Ralph Helfer (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Anthony Burgess created the primitive language for the early humans in this prehistoric adventure about a trio of warriors who travel the savanna, encountering sabre-toothed tigers, mammoths and cannibalistic tribes in search of a flame that would replace the fire their tribe has lost.

Keywords: anthropophagus, ape, armpit, art, based-on-novel, bear-attack, blockbuster, body-paint, cannibal, cannibal-cult
Genres: Adventure, Drama, History,
Taglines: A Science Fantasy Adventure.

Quotes:

[first lines]::Title Card: 80,000 years ago, man's survival in a vast uncharted land depended on the possession of fire. / For those early humans, fire was an object of great mystery, since no one had mastered its creation. Fire had to be stolen from nature, it had to be kept alive - sheltered from wind and rain, guarded from rival tribes. / Fire was a symbol of power and a means of survival. The tribe who possessed fire, possessed life.