Collins, Joan Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Molly Moon: The Incredible Hypnotist

  2014, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Saving Santa

  2013, role: actress , character name: Vera Baddington
• Play in Full Screen Brave Miss World

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Girl Without a Planet

  2013, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Celebrity Naked Ambition

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Crown Oaks Day

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Elizabeth Taylor: A Tribute

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Terenci

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Dogs in Pocketbooks

  2011, role: actress , character name: Clarissa Self
• Play in Full Screen Fetish

  2010, role: actress , character name: Francesca Vonn
• Play in Full Screen Election 2010

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Banksy's Coming for Dinner

  2009, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Valentino: The Last Emperor

  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired

  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen All About 'Thunderbirds'

  2008, role: actress , character name: Kara
• Play in Full Screen Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The 5th Annual TV Land Awards

  2007, role: actress , character name: Wilhelmina
• Play in Full Screen Princess Diana: The Legend and Legacy of a Princess

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Play in Full Screen The 2007 World Magic Awards

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen The Kylie Show

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Ozzie

  2006, role: actress , character name: Max Happy
• Play in Full Screen The 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Las 50 imágenes de nuestra vida

  2006, role: actress , character name: Alexis Carrington Colby
• Play in Full Screen Dynasty Reunion: Catfights & Caviar

  2006, role: actress , character name: Alexis Colby
• Play in Full Screen Dynasty Reunion: Catfights & Caviar

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards

  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The British Soap Awards 2005

  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen The Best of 'So Graham Norton'

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 50 Most Wicked Women of Primetime

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself - Co-Host
• Play in Full Screen Ellis in Glamourland

  2004, role: actress , character name: Susan
• Play in Full Screen Diva Graham Norton

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen ABC's 50th Anniversary Celebration

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Christmas from Hollywood

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Easy Riders, Raging Bulls: How the Sex, Drugs and Rock 'N' Roll Generation Saved Hollywood

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The British Comedy Awards 2003

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Pride of Britain Awards 2002

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen The 30th Annual International Emmy Awards

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen When Shoulderpads Ruled the World

  2002, role: actress , character name: Alexis Carrigton Colby
• Play in Full Screen These Old Broads

  2001, role: actress , character name: Addie Holden
• Play in Full Screen Badly Drawn Boy: Spitting in the Wind

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Cleopatra: The Film That Changed Hollywood

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Unforgettable Leonard Rossiter

  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas

  2000, role: actress , character name: Pearl Slaghoople
• Play in Full Screen Elizabeth Taylor: A Musical Celebration

  2000, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The 100 Greatest TV Ads

  2000, role: actress , character name: Cinzano Lady
• Play in Full Screen Hidden Hollywood II: More Treasures from the 20th Century Fox Vaults

  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Play in Full Screen The Clandestine Marriage

  1999, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen The Clandestine Marriage

  1999, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Heidelberg
• Play in Full Screen Hollywood Screen Tests: Take 2

  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

  1999, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Potiphar

Collins, Joan Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Billyboy

  2008, role: actress , character name: Rosie's Mother

Famous quotes by Joan Collins:

"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody running around just covered with syphilis? And then it was destroyed by the volcano."

"The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them."

"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine."

"I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife."

"Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people."

"The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it."

"According to my sister, the expert novelist Jackie Collins, most men stray. And sex doesn't mean anything to most men. But I wouldn't date a man who slept around. Absolutely not. I've divorced people for that."

"Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much"

"The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer."

"Life is not life unless you make mistakes"

"And I used to write novels and little stories and compositions and I - but I put them away because I started acting when I was 17. So there wasn't much time."

"Of course it's true: the public want to see young people - young people are the people who go to the cinema. It's a sad fact of life, but you've got to accept it and not whine about it."

"I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things."

"I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously; I find that a very tedious attitude."

"And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together."

"My parents instilled in me that life was going to be very difficult and that I'd have to work for everything."

"I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person."

"It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?"

"And the truth is I've always taken very good care of my skin, and always, always worn make-up."

"I don't believe in dieting."