Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too (2009)

Actors: Kath Soucie (actress), Mark Hamill (actor), Tara Strong (actress), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), David Hartman (director), Jim Cummings (actor), Ken Sansom (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Brenda Blethyn (actress), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), A.A. Milne (writer), Ginny McSwain (miscellaneous crew), Brian Hohlfeld (writer),

Genres: Animation, Family, Musical,
Taglines: A Singin', Dancin', FUN-tastic Pooh Classic!

Quotes:

Piglet: [reading Rabbit's rule] "Pooh-Sticks will be played every day from 2:00 to 4:00." But what if we want to play it in the morning?::Rabbit: Don't worry. You won't.::Tigger: "No permitting flitting, crossed-legged sitting, quitting, quilting, or knitting"?::Rabbit: Trust me on that one.::Darby: That's an awful lot of rules, Rabbit.::Tigger: And a lot of rules that are awful.

Rabbit: Uneasy lies the head that wears the straw hat.

Rabbit: Tigger, why do you keep following me around?::Tigger: [miserably] Well, what else am I supposed to do?::Rabbit: Something! Anything! B-but you can't follow me around all day! [Tigger follows him into the distance] Tigger!::Tigger: What?

Lumpy: That's funny. Your grass doesn't look any greener than ours.::Roo: What do you mean?::Lumpy: Rabbit says the grass on your side is greener, but Tigger says ours is. I think he's right. Yes, definitely. Ours is greener.::Roo: I don't know. I think maybe Rabbit is right. Ours is greener. A little, anyway.

Rabbit: I'm issuing a one-day pass for the Super Sleuths to pass! Onto this side, that is.::Beaver: [loudly, over megaphone] The Mayor has issued the Super Sleuths a pass!::Rabbit: [grimacing] Yes. Thank you, Beaver.

My Friends Tigger & Pooh's Friendly Tails (2008)

Actors: Ken Sansom (actor), David Hartman (director), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), Brian Hohlfeld (producer), Brian Hohlfeld (writer), Nicole Dubuc (writer), Max Burkholder (actor), Jeff Kline (producer), Dean Stefan (writer), Travis Oates (actor), Anna Boyadjian (miscellaneous crew), Oliver Dillon (actor), Oliver Dillon (actor), Andy Sturmer (composer),

Genres: Animation,

My Friends Tigger and Pooh: The Hundred Acre Wood Haunt (2008)

Actors: Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Ken Sansom (actor), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), David Hartman (director), Brian Hohlfeld (producer), Brian Hohlfeld (writer), Nicole Dubuc (writer), Max Burkholder (actor), Jeff Kline (producer), Travis Oates (actor), Dean Stefan (writer), Oliver Dillon (actor),

Genres: Animation,

Pooh's Super Sleuth Christmas Movie (2007)

Actors: Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Peter Cullen (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Ken Sansom (actor), Jeffrey Tambor (actor), Chloë Grace Moretz (actress), Kath Soucie (actress), Tara Strong (actress), Ginny McSwain (miscellaneous crew), Brian Hohlfeld (producer), Brian Hohlfeld (writer), Nicole Dubuc (writer),

Genres: Animation, Family,

Quotes:

Tigger: See Santy? [chuckles] But nobody gets to see Santy on Christmas Eve. It's a law. I mean, that's why he's Santy, right?::Rabbit: Well, of course. As a matter of fact, that's why I asked Santa for a subscription to "Rutabaga Monthly." For the articles, of course.

Rabbit: Oh no. A fork in the road.::Tigger: Nah, I don't need it. I brought a sandwich.

Tigger: Well, what are we waiting around here for? Let's deliver us some Christmas! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Only You (1992)

Actors: Andrew McCarthy (actor), Betty Thomas (director), Brad Stephens (miscellaneous crew), Pepe Serna (actor), Kelly Preston (actress), Benita Brazier (miscellaneous crew), Leigh French (miscellaneous crew), Helen Hunt (actress), Daniel Roebuck (actor), Archie Hahn (actor), Richard N. Gladstein (producer), Liz Sheridan (actress), Peter Teschner (editor), Reni Santoni (actor), Irene Olga López (actress),

Plot: Clifford Godfrey is a doll house designer who, dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, meets a beautiful new girl and takes her to an island paradise. She proves to be too much for him, but he finds love (elsewhere) nonetheless.

Keywords: beach, christmas, independent-film, island, love-triangle, title-directed-by-female, vegetarian
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Two women. One tropical island. Paradise can be hell.

GWAR: Phallus in Wonderland (1992)

Actors: Dave Brockie (actor), Jim Guttridge (composer), Flattus Maximus (actor), Dean English (producer), Balsac the Jaws of Death (actor), Dean English (actor), Jizmak the Gusha (actor), Gibby Haynes (actor), Beefcake The Mighty (actor), Slymenstra Hymen (actress), Gwar (actor), Hunter Jackson (actor), Bob Gorman (actor), Sexecutioner (actor), Liz Fairbairn (actress),

Plot: Revolting heavy metal band and The Scumdogs of the Universe, Gwar are about to be wiped off the face of the earth by Edna Granbo, an old hag who can not stand Gwar and wants them eliminated. She has assembled the Morality Squad to accomplish her task. There first mission is to steal Gwar lead singer Oderus Urungus's Cuddlefish of Cthulu. When that is completed, they attempt to create Tiny, a super mutant beast whose only point in life is the elimination of Gwar. With their backs against the wall, Gwar and their manager, Sleazy P Martini, begin an all out war against Edna Granbo and her Morality Squad. A video version of Gwar's 1992 album "America Must Be Destroyed".

Keywords: camp, campy, cocaine, corporal-punishment, courtroom, crack-cocaine, cult-music-band, dismemberment, fish, gore
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Music,

Quotes:

The Mother: Over my dead body will you go hang out with some... dirty... filthy... stinky rock and roll band!

Patches: [Walking in with his Skateboard] Guess who's in Town.::The Bum: Who?::Patches: [Softly] GWAR.::The Bum: [exited] No way!::Patches: YES way, recording at the ole Studio. I'm gonna go there, you wanna go?::The Bum: Sure!::The Mother: [Alarmed] Over my dead body will you go hang out with some dirty... filthy... stinkin Rock and roll Band!::The Bum: [pause] F**K you Mom!::Patches: Here, hit her with the skate board.::[Hands him the Skateboard, the Scene cuts straight to his Mom screaming as Her Son repeatedly rams her to the Floor until She moans in pain]::Patches: [Sits back Down] I think you better kill her.::[pauses]::Patches: She'll tell your Dad.::The Bum: [worried] I better kill her, she'll tell my Dad?::Patches: Here, use this!::[hands him the Iron]::The Bum: Cooooooool!::The Mother: [getting her face ironed, screaming] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Skateboarder: Gee Sleazy, do you really know Gwar?::Sleazy P. Martini: Yeah, I know Gwar, I'm their f**kin Manager.

Father Bohab: [on T.V]... and if your child is exposed to the evils of Rock and Roll, it aint too late to enroll them in Edna Granbo's Juvenile Rehabilitation Summer Bible Concentration Camp.::The Mother: Oooooh, you could roll in one of those, son.::The Bum: [dry, sarcastic] Sure Mom.::Father Bohab: ...and with a Parole Study Session, and a minimal of Cosmetic Surgery, your boy... your YOUNG boy will be able to try out for Father Bohabs Singing Swallow Boys Choir, and if you think it all might possibly benefit from this program, then bring him to my Private Studio for a Personal... Audition.::[the Two Altar Boys in the Background hop at least once in an arousing Manner]

Slave with Long Hair.: [the Flying Ship is running low on Power] We are running out of... CRAAAAAAACK!

Corporal Punishment: Now remember kids, if an Arab is not working for you, he is working AGAINST you.

Father Bohab: Hey, close that curtain, can't a man have a little privacy? We're praying in here!

Dick Cox (The News Reporter): [after the Morality Squad is eliminated] The City is under attack by GWAR. Do not panic, stay in your homes... huh, what? Oh, this just in: A four... hundred... foot... Tyrannosaurus Rex, has crushed the Trailer Park and is headed for City Center? Oh C'MON, GAME OVER MAN!::[Takes out a hidden gun]::Dick Cox (The News Reporter): I'm checkin' outta here... no... don't stop me... this thing is loaded... I'm sorry Marge.::[Shoots himself]

Cameo appearance: [getting ready to shoot a video for the Cereal, which happens to be no more than crack, and cocaine] You know, Children, this happens to be... one of the best things we have ever put into our mouths, better than... perhaps... sucking off the Family Doggy.

Balsac the Jaws of Death: So, our cursed offspring Gor Gor doth dane to spoil our moment of triumph and glory?::Oderus Urungus: Let us summon him! My sword Unt Lick will make his dominion over the Earth both short and painful!::[maniacal laughing]::Sleazy P. Martini: Whoa, Hey Guys, is this really necessary, I mean, can't we just... leave the deli tray out and split outta here?::Oderus Urungus: Too late! Fate has chosen this time and place to challenge out our Mastery of Earth::[farts]::Oderus Urungus: eh... And we accept this Challenge, willingly! Eh uhhh.::Sleazy P. Martini: I thought you guys would say that.

Kandyland (1987)

Actors: Irwin Keyes (actor), Randy Pope (miscellaneous crew), Sandahl Bergman (actress), Jeffrey Reiner (editor), Vicki Graef (costume designer), David Falicki (miscellaneous crew), Cole Stevens (actor), Israel Juarbe (actor), Don Dowe (miscellaneous crew), John V. Stuckmeyer (miscellaneous crew), Robert Mintz (miscellaneous crew), Richard Neil (actor), Alan Toy (actor), Leonard Shapiro (miscellaneous crew), Helen Pinkston (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Joni gets persuaded to enter a bikini contest by her friends and likes the attention. She talks to another contestant, Harlow, who suggests she try exotic dancing at Kandyland, where she works. Joni gets fed up with her job at the dry cleaner's, and boyfriend Frank won't commit, so she gets a job at Kandyland. She finds others doing drugs and getting abused, and tries to make her new job, her lingering attraction to Frank, and her strong friendship with Harlow coexist.

Keywords: dance, drugs, erotica, independent-film
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: The Heat Of Exotic Dancing. The Joy Of Living A Fantasy. Welcome To Kandyland. The Dancing, The Romance, The Fantasy, Welcome To ... Kandyland

Potato Head Kids (1986)

Actors: Kenneth Mars (actor), Kellie Martin (actress), Robert J. Walsh (composer), Scott Menville (actor), Alex Lovy (producer), Breckin Meyer (actor), Gerry Chiniquy (director), Linda Gary (actress), Margaret Loesch (producer), Scott Grimes (actor), Ginny McSwain (miscellaneous crew), Al Kouzel (producer), Joe Bacal (producer), Michael Reaves (writer), Doug Booth (producer),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family,

Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)

Actors: Michael Herz (actor), Lloyd Kaufman (director), Michael Herz (miscellaneous crew), Lloyd Kaufman (producer), Lloyd Kaufman (writer), Lloyd Kaufman (miscellaneous crew), Michael Herz (producer), Richard W. Haines (writer), Richard W. Haines (actor), Richard W. Haines (writer), Richard W. Haines (editor), Richard W. Haines (director), Tom Bresnahan (actor), Ronald E. Giles (actor), Charles Kaufman (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: When Warren and Chrissy notice some strange things happening around their high school, they begin to suspect that something is going on at the nuclear plant next door. Though the plant officials deny that there are any problems, Crissy gives birth to a bloodthirsty mutant who immediately begins eating everyone in the school. Will Warren and Chrissy be able to stop their killer kid?

Keywords: absurdism, acid-burning, adult-humor, apostrophe-in-title, bare-breasts, bathroom, bikini, blood, bully, camp-humour
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: It rotted their bodies. It corrupted their minds. And thats's the good news. Readin'...writin'... and radiation!

Quotes:

Spike: Time to die!

Warren: You're not going to poison anymore kids!

One of the teachers: Drop that bone!

Warren: But what about the Fellini festival?::Chrissy: Warren - fuck the Fellini festival!

Young, Hot 'n Nasty Teenage Cruisers (1977)

Actors: Johnny Legend (producer), Johnny Legend (actor), Alan Roberts (miscellaneous crew), Johnny Legend (director), Johnny Legend (writer), William Margold (actor), Serena (actress), John Holmes (actor), Rick Cassidy (actor), Starlyn Simone (actress), Andy Bellamy (actress), George Peters (actor), Christine De Shaffer (actress), Carmen Olivera (actress), Tracy Handfuss (actress),

Plot: The first porno rock and roll movie spoofing various teen action and drama flicks from the 1950s, 1960s and early 1970s and set during a long night in the lives of a group of various people getting by during their night on the town. Among the people featured are Willy, the local peeping tom; Babsy Beaudine, a psycho-nymph who escapes from a lunatic hospital and takes a high school professor hostage to make him her sex slave; Serena trying to go all the way with her boyfriend Johnny; two greasers, named Lumby and Whitney, trying to find fun, and encountering it as a local strip club run by gangster Rudy; local stud Moby having a swimming pool frolic with some female admirers; and the local radio DJ Mambo Reaves broadcasting his thoughts over the air.

Keywords: 1950s, 1960s, 69-sex-position, anal-sex, baking, barn, black-socks, bound-and-gagged, bra-less, breast-fondling
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Music,
Taglines: The 50's, 60's & 70's all come together in The first X rated rock 'n roll movie! They'll strip your gears and pop your clutch!