- published: 07 May 2016
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Andrew Michael "Andy" Milonakis (born January 30, 1976) is an American actor, writer, rapper, and comedian of Greek descent best known for creating and starring in The Andy Milonakis Show on MTV and MTV2.
Milonakis was born with a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of an adolescent even though he is an adult in his late-30s. In his high school years at John Jay High School, in Cross River, New York, he would use comedy as a means to cope with incessant bullying.[citation needed] "Humor is a great defense mechanism," says Milonakis. "If you're a serious, fat, young-looking kid, you're not going to be the most popular guy in high school."
As a comedian, Milonakis began dabbling in comedy while working at his tech support job at a Manhattan accounting firm in the late 1990s and early 2000s. In his free time he began taking comedy classes at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York City and eventually started gaining attention on the internet for the homemade sketches he posted on his website.
Intro:
Andy: Biggin
Dirt Nasty: Mumbling
Verse
Dirt Nasty:
I enter arenas
surrounded by a plethera of cheatahs
I look like beast master OH NO I run away (fast)...
Andy:
Run away run away from the moose deers
glug glug glug glug I drank all the goose tears
then I ate all the goose meat
then I drank wah-tah like Bruce Lee
D Nasty:
Bobbarelly Bobbabaloo
theres all types of things that I want to do
starting with number 2
pull out my dick and insert it into you
Andy:
Oh hi baby! Baby want bisketti?
Baby wanna hang out with ?????
no no no... baby not ready
baby turn into a big mean yetti
D Nasty: goo goo goo goo ga ga you're so cute
little baby gon' grow up to be a prostitute
oh and imagine
them little hands gon' be grabbin
on beef bag
Andy:
I think I really love jupiter
???? puddin makes me much stupider
and you know I love the coos coos
put my beef bag in your stupid pus pus
D Nasty:
This girl came up and said
I snort (mumbling)or somethin like that
i said whatevah
she said (Mumbling)
Andy:
Penguin penguin gay fella
hey penguin i hope you get better
penguin no allowd to eat chedder
necesito yo te querro
D Nasty:
Panderia canerry
all types of birds for Andy
And Dirt Nasty
like the sancuary
bird pussy is so rarey
Andy:
Money in my tummy
I like my eggs runny
breakfast at Tiffany's under the sunny
murder and weep not too funny
burgers and grapes got 2 bunnies
D Nasty:
I drink Cha Tea
when i do Tai Chee
with a chinese freak
half dead with an IV
in her dick, she was a tranny
that bitch anime she japan-ay
Andy:
Black Berry
Black Cherry
suspicious... your very
existence... is nothing