Grainne Uaile-The Movie (2014)

Actors: Ciaran Davies (actor), Ciaran Davies (writer), Ciaran Davies (director), Ciaran Davies (editor), Ciaran Davies (miscellaneous crew), Ciaran Davies (miscellaneous crew), Ciaran Davies (producer), Fionnuala Collins (actress), Peter Cosgrove (actor), Peter Cosgrove (miscellaneous crew), Peter Cosgrove (producer), Kerry Whitehouse (composer), Dave Swift (costume designer), Simon Millar (actor), Niall O'Donnell (actor),

Plot: A violent and gritty retelling of the life of Grainne Uaile, the 16th century Pirate Queen from Ireland. She was a fighter, a pirate and a tough woman, carving her mark in a mans world. This exciting film is violent, dark, brutal, exciting and often darkly comic. The ultimate female action hero steeped in ancient Irish history.

Keywords: 16th-century, irish-history, the-pirate-queen
Genres: Action,
Taglines: A prelude to a war

Grace O' Malley: a Prelude to a War (2013)

Actors: Ciaran Davies (editor), Ciaran Davies (writer), Ciaran Davies (director), Ciaran Davies (producer), Ciaran Davies (actor), Fionnuala Collins (actress), Peter Cosgrove (producer), Peter Cosgrove (actor), Kerry Whitehouse (composer), Dave Swift (costume designer), Dave Swift (miscellaneous crew), Dave Swift (miscellaneous crew), Dave Swift (actor), Niall O'Donnell (actor), Simon Millar (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

All Hallows Evil: Lord of the Harvest (2012)

Actors: Ron McLellen (actor), Ron McLellen (writer), Ron McLellen (producer), Dave R. Watkins (actor), Ron McLellen (editor), Dave R. Watkins (miscellaneous crew), Ron McLellen (director), Dave R. Watkins (actor), Ron McLellen (composer), Joe Walsh (actor), Kevin L. Powers (actor), Kevin L. Powers (miscellaneous crew), Justin Geer (composer), Justin Geer (actor), Peg Thon (actress),

Plot: The sleepy town of Hallowed Hill is known by many as the Halloween capital of the world because of its history, and because of its Pagan origins. People from all around come to visit the town on the night of All Hallows Eve. 200 years ago, on Halloween, a great evil was unleashed on the town by a witch who dabbled in the black arts. After a long night of Halloween Mayhem, brought on by this terrible evil, a select group of towns folk were able to stop the witch, and dispatch the evil back into the darkness from whence it came. An ancient Pagan book was what the witch used to release the evil, and what the townsfolk used to stop it. After that terrible night, the book was hidden away so that it could never again be used to unleash the dark forces upon the town. Now 200 years later a young girl finds the book archived deep in the old cellar of the local library, and with the help of her wicked foster mother the two again rele ase the evil Sam Hain from his Hell bound prison to once again wreak havoc on Halloween night. The question is, can the town once again join together to stop the evil, or will Hallowed Hill be completely devoured by the Lord of the Harvest.

Keywords: halloween
Genres: Horror,

Pardon Us (1931)

Actors: Gordon Douglas (actor), Eddie Baker (actor), Oliver Hardy (actor), Frank Austin (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Charles Dorety (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Bobby Dunn (actor), Eddie Dunn (actor), Bobby Burns (actor), James Finlayson (actor), Otto Fries (actor), Dick Gilbert (actor), Charlie Hall (actor), Jack Hill (actor),

Plot: It's Prohibition, and the boys wind up behind bars after Stan sells some of their home-brew beer to a policeman. In prison, Stan's loose tooth keeps getting him in trouble, because it sounds like he's giving everybody a rasp- berry. But it earns him the respect of The Tiger, a rough prisoner, and the boys manage to slip away during The Tiger's escape attempt. They disguise themselves in blackface and hide on a cotton plantation, but are recaptured when the warden happens by. Back in the big house, they find themselves in a hail of bullets, caught between the state militia and gun-toting prisoners, when The Tiger tries another escape.

Keywords: automobile, blackface, chewing-gum, classroom, comic-frustration, dentist, dog, laurel-and-hardy, machine-gun, parody
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Drama, Musical,
Taglines: The world has been waiting for THEIR FIRST FULL LENGTH TALKING PICTURE Mr. Hardy is a man of wonderful ideas -- so is Mr. Laurel -- as long as he doesn't try to think.

Quotes:

Desk Sergeant: What's your name?::Stanley: Stanley Laurel.::Desk Sergeant: Say "sir" when you're addressing me. Now what's your name?::Stanley: Sir Stanley Laurel.::Desk Sergeant: What's your name?::Oliver: Oliver Norvell Hardy, sir.

Stanley: [they are wearing blackface] Oliver, er, Sambo!

Stanley: [gesturing to an African American cellmate and an Asian cellmate] Look, Amos and Andy.

Oliver: We're not going to the mess hall. We're not going to eat.::Prison Guard: You're not going to eat?::Stanley: No, we're on a hunger strike.::Oliver: Imfatically.::Prison Guard: What? You're going to pass up that nice, big roast turkey with chestnut dressing, and sweet potatoes Southern style, great big pans of hot biscuits, strawberry shortcake smothered in whipped cream, sprinkled with powdered sugar, with a nice, big maraschino cherry on the top of it. Course, followed by a nice, big slice of ice cold watermelon and a big, black cigar.::Stanley: Any nuts?::Prison Guard: All you can eat of 'em.::Stanley: How about postponing the strike until tomorrow?::Oliver: Well... But not one minute after tomorrow.::Prison Guard: Come on, fall in!::Stanley: [later; Stan sees their meal of gruel] Hey! What about that turkey dinner?::Prison Guard: [shouts] Sit down, you!

Warden: [seeing Stan and Ollie for the first time] [sadly] My, my, and still they come. Let us begin with a perfect understanding. I am just as sorry to see you here as you are to be here. Keep one thing in mind, it all depends on you yourselves just how you're going to fare during your stay here. Never forget that this is a prison, and in a prison, all the rules must be obeyed. Discipline is the one thing that must be observed. If you are good prisoners, everything will be okay. If you're not, if you break the rules, then it will be just plain hell on Earth. Do you understand?::Stanley: Yes, sir. [tooth buzzes]::Warden: [begins to go ballistic] Wha...!::Oliver: It was his tooth...::Warden: [shouts] Shut up, you! Put them in cell 14!::Prison Guard: But not in with The Tiger, sir.::Warden: [shouts] Put them in Cell 14! Get them out of here before I lose my temper!! Talking to the warden like that! A fine piece business. Convicts talking to the warden. [shouts] Why, I'll take those men, I'll break them! I'll put them in Cell 14. I don't care who's in there! What I'll do with them.

Stanley: [after getting their prison pictures taken] If they turn out good, can I have one?::Prison Guard: Come on, get out of here!

Oliver: When are you going to get that tooth fixed? Every time you speak you make a funny noise. It sounds like a pipe organ.

Prison Guard: Clowning, eh?

Insurgent Convict: Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing there? Keep off of my head!::Oliver: Pardon me, I'm a stranger here.

The Tiger: Put'er there. Ha ha ha. You're the first guy who had the nerve to raspberry The Tiger. I like a guy that does that.