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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

look at this sick dog

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

cub2:

gothdrool:

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

traviscotts:

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

banderboucher:

That military style text that types out the name of a location and the date along the bottom of the screen in movies happens to me every time I walk into the bathroom

poasts:

imjustkt:

konkeydongcountry:

poasts:

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

Wait… How big did you think they were??

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying