S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (2003)
Actors:
Bob Willems (director),
Bob Willems (producer),
Melissa L. Nichols (actress),
Bob Willems (writer),
Phil Nichols (actor),
Rod Mitchell (miscellaneous crew),
Jason R. Stone (editor),
Kurt Bauer (actor),
Andrew Swisher (actor),
Hank Fields (actor),
Ken Hebert (actor),
Ken Hebert (writer),
Ken Hebert (producer),
John Paul Faour (actor),
Christopher Allison (actor),
Genres:
Horror,
Taglines: This Texas Massacre Is Nothing To Laugh About. Five People... One Weekend... 12 Miles from Nowhere... Let the Killing Begin.
Quotes:
Brandon Walker: God damn it Denise!
Uncle Billy: You can stick your gun up your ass!
Brandon Walker: Did I get him?::Tracey: I don't know::Brandon Walker: Well go fucking look!
Brandon Walker: Holy shit
Mark Bell: In a forest, 12 miles from no way, strange noises, dolls without heads, what's next? Man, I've got to find my wife and get somewhere that has some sanity to it!::Brandon Walker: Mark, we're looking for her. SUSAN!
Tracey: [Mark gets stabbed] Oh my god oh my god!::Tracey: Is he dead?::Brandon Walker: I don't know::Tracey: Oh my god!::Tracey: Shut up Tracey!::Brandon Walker: ...He's dead
Denise Walker: He's right, you're the one who brought us out here::Brandon Walker: [slaps Denise] Look you fucking bitch, you keep your fucking mouth shut, do you understand me?
Uncle Billy: How much wood... would a woodchuck chuck... if a woodchuck... could chuck... wood!
Brandon Walker: [after Mark's been stabbed] C'mon, let's go::Tracey: What about Mark?::Brandon Walker: There's nothing we can do for him now
George: ONE EYE!