Crackula Goes to Hollywood (2014)

Actors: Tiffany Pulvino (actress), Micaal Stevens (actor), Shanequa Reed (actress), Shanequa Reed (actress), Jamal Mixon (actor), Jerod Mixon (actor), David Caesar (actor), Dean England (actor), Demetrice Jackson (actor), Steve Dez (actor), Leslie Lluvet (actress), Dominic Lee (actor), Bella Cosper (actress), Freddie Rhone (producer), Freddie Rhone (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: A "take no prisoners" one fang vamp sends a message about drug addiction. A one fang vamp comes to Hollywood

Hail to the Chief (2013)

Actors: Tiffany Crosby (actress), Ari Torbin (actor), Ari Torbin (writer), Ari Torbin (producer), Ari Torbin (director), Jessica Killam (actress), Jay Dunigan (actor), Jessica Killam (producer), Tom Ryan (actor), Courtney Besse (actress), Jack Crory (actor), John Lafirira (actor), Jessica Moriarty (actress), Sean Doyle (actor), Nate Bobowski (actor),

Plot: Sean is a lonely high school freshman who makes a wish to have a true friend. However, he doesn't expect his wish to come true. A former U.S. president, James Garfield, comes to help him out during this difficult time, during which Sean is exposed to the weird world of imaginary friends.

Keywords: absurd-comedy, absurd-humor, american-president, bowling, bully, bullying, drug-bust, freud, george-washington, guidance-counselor
Genres: Comedy, Music, Short,
Taglines: A lonely kid wishes to have a true friend. His wish miraculously comes true, but in the form of the most unlikely person imaginable.

Get Laid with Food (2013)

Actors: Henry Arres (director), Poco Zocko (actor), Henry Arres (producer), Poco Zocko (producer), Henry Arres (writer), Rebekah Galvan (actress), Patrick Issac (actor), Jeffrey Gelman (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

Grilling Bobby Hicks (2009)

Actors: Tim Ware (actor), Bill Oberst Jr. (actor), Bill Oberst Jr. (actor), Justin Geer (actor), Deborah Duke (actress), Dale Basescu (actor), Brian F. Durkin (actor), Ashley LeConte Campbell (actress), Luke Ashlocke (actor), Tommy Wood (writer), Tommy Wood (producer), Tommy Wood (director), Tommy Wood (editor), West Cummings (actor), Courtney Cole-Fendley (actress),

Plot: In a small, sleepy Georgia town, Bobby Hicks rules the roost, until he is found grilled to death on his still-warm barbecue smoker. When the town's only lawyer informs a select group that Bobby has left over a quarter-million dollar inheritance to the last one of them left living, things take a turn for the worse. In the midst of the chaos, Bobby's niece Megan falls for a Latino artist and suspect in Bobby's murder. Can Megan and Lenny get out of town before it's too late for both of them?

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: Comedy Hurts

Quotes:

Dodge Taratoot: I need to talk to you about a 40HK, or is that 4H Club? I don't want to join no union.

Old Man Wampler: Behind every dead man is a grave woman.

Lucky Number Slevin (2006)

Actors: Stanley Tucci (actor), Bruce Willis (actor), Howard Jerome (actor), Sam Stone (actor), Gerry Mendicino (actor), Mykelti Williamson (actor), Peter Outerbridge (actor), Morgan Freeman (actor), Daniel Kash (actor), Danny Aiello (actor), Josh Hartnett (actor), Ben Kingsley (actor), Robert Forster (actor), Don Carmody (producer), Lucy Liu (actress),

Plot: In an airport waiting room, a man in a wheelchair tells a stranger a story about a fixed horse race in 1979 that resulted in a family's deaths. In Manhattan, two bookies and the son of a Mob boss die. A young man just out of the shower answers the door to a neighbor woman and explains that he's visiting, has had a bad week, including being mugged, and doesn't know where his pal, who lives there, is. The neighbor is chatty; she's a coroner. Two thugs arrive and, believing the visitor to be the guy who lives there, take him to see the boss with the dead son, who tells him to kill the son of his Mob rival. Mistaken identity? What connects the threads? Cops are watching.

Keywords: asking-for-a-date, assassin, bag-over-head, bare-breasts, bare-butt, bare-chested-male, beating, bed, big-con, black-comedy
Genres: Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Wrong Time. Wrong Place. Wrong Number.

Quotes:

The Boss: I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.

Mugger: Give me your wallet!::Slevin: Am I being mugged?

Slevin: [to Mr. Goodkat] You don't wanna kill me, Goodkat.

Mr. Goodkat: I'm gonna kill somebody!

Lindsey: Hurry back to me.

Slevin: I'm sorry, who are you?::The Boss: I'm The Boss.::Slevin: I thought he was The Boss.::The Boss: Why? Do we look alike? So, Mr Fisher, you were gonna tell me something?::Slevin: I don't know, you brought me here.::The Boss: Yes I did. Back when you thought I was him.::Slevin: I didn't think you were him, I thought he was you. And I was trying to tell him - you that they picked up the wrong guy.::The Boss: The wrong guy for what?::Slevin: Whatever it is you wanna see me about.::The Boss: Do you know what I wanna see you about?::Slevin: No.::The Boss: Then how do you know I got the wrong guy?::Slevin: Because I'm not...::The Boss: Maybe I want to give you $96,000. In that case do I still have the wrong guy?::Slevin: Do you wanna give me $96,000?::The Boss: No, do you wanna give me $96,000?::Slevin: No, should I?::The Boss: I don't know, should you?::Slevin: I don't know, should I?::The Boss: [pause] Long story short.::Slevin: I think we're well past that point.::The Boss: I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.::Slevin: Okay, I'm under the impression that you're under the impression that I owe you $96,000...?::The Boss: No, you owe Slim Hopkins $96,000. You owe Slim, Slim owes me. You owe me.

The Boss: That's all there is to it.::Slevin: Is that all there is to it?::Mr. Goodkat: Yup... That's all there is to it.

Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.

Dumbrowski: Whoever he is, he's either in very deep shit or I don't know what, because he's playing in the sandbox with the Darkies, the Skullcaps and who knows who.

Lindsey: I was just thinking that if you're still alive when I get back from work tonight... maybe, I don't know, we could go out to dinner or something?

Dirty Picture (1980)

Actors: Pim de la Parra (writer), Pim de la Parra (actor), Pim de la Parra (director), Henny Alma (actress), Hetty Krapels (actress), Dorna van Rouveroy (actress), Otakar Votocek (actor), Natasa Hanusová (actress), Pierre Triboulet (actor), Elmar Schiphorst (actor), Pimm Jal de la Parra (actor), Barbara Barendrecht (actress), William Del Visco (actor), Renee van Egmond (actress), Liëla Koguchi (actress),

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