X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

Actors: Ian McKellen (actor), Patrick Stewart (actor), James McAvoy (actor), Hugh Jackman (actor), Booboo Stewart (actor), Booboo Stewart (actor), Shawn Ashmore (actor), Peter Dinklage (actor), Michael Fassbender (actor), Michael Fassbender (actor), Shawn Ashmore (actor), Larry Day (actor), Ian McKellen (actor), Hugh Jackman (actor), Omar Sy (actor),

Plot: The ultimate X-Men ensemble fights a war for the survival of the species across two time periods in X-Men: Days of Future Past. The characters from the original X-Men film trilogy join forces with their younger selves from X-Men: First Class in an epic battle that must change the past - to save our future.

Keywords: 1970s, 2020s, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, dark-future, dystopia, inbetwequel, marvel-comics, mutant, mutant-woman
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Professor Charles Xavier: [to Logan] You're going to have to do for me what I once did for you...

[from trailer]::Logan: So I wake up in my younger body, and then what?::Professor Charles Xavier: Find me, convince me of all this.::Erik Lehnsherr: It's going to take the two of us...::Logan: Where do I find you?::Erik Lehnsherr: On a different path, a darker path...::[young Magneto wields a gun]

[from trailer]::Professor Charles Xavier: Logan, I was a very different man. Lead me, guide me, be patient with me.::Logan: Patience isn't my strong suit.

[from trailer]::Charles Xavier: I don't want your suffering! I don't want your future!::Professor Charles Xavier: Please... We need you to hope again...

[from trailer]::Professor Charles Xavier: What's the last thing you remember?::Charles Xavier: Having a glimpse into the past...

seX-Men (2011)

Actors: Andy Bouley (director), Ron West (actor), Garrett Mendez (editor), Garrett Mendez (producer), Julian Clark (actor), Garrett Mendez (actor), Alexandra Bayless (actress), Aysha Wax (producer), Josh Duvendeck (actor), Aysha Wax (actress), Aysha Wax (actress), Aysha Wax (writer), Andrew Delman (actor), Hannah Winslow Kirby (actress), Marian Bruno (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: For mutants, abstinence is the best policy....

X-Men: First Class (2011)

Actors: Hugh Jackman (actor), Michael Ironside (actor), Wilfried Hochholdinger (actor), Michael Fassbender (actor), James Faulkner (actor), Hugh Jackman (actor), Wilfried Hochholdinger (actor), Jason Flemyng (actor), Lasco Atkins (actor), Tony Curran (actor), Kevin Bacon (actor), Matt Craven (actor), Randall Batinkoff (actor), James McAvoy (actor), Olek Krupa (actor),

Plot: Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were archenemies, they were closest of friends, working together, with other Mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. In the process, a rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto's Brotherhood and Professor X's X-MEN.

Keywords: 1940s, 1960s, action-hero, action-heroine, american-abroad, anchor, anti-hero, anti-ship-missile, aquarium, argentina
Genres: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Before he was Professor X, he was Charles. Before he was Magneto, he was Erik. Before they were enemies, they were allies. Witness the origin The story begins Their powers would make them different. But destiny would make them allies. Witness the beginning.

Quotes:

Professor Charles Xavier: Ready for this?::Erik Lehnsherr: Let's find out!

Professor Charles Xavier: [to Eric] There's so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There's good in you too, and you can harness all that. You have a power that no one can match, not even me.

[about the Class going into action]::Professor Charles Xavier: They're just kids...::Erik Lehnsherr: No, they WERE kids. Shaw has his army, we need ours.

Dr. Moira MacTaggert: I'm going to use an asset the CIA didn't issue me.

Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.::Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.::Logan: Go fuck yourself.

Erik Lehnsherr: My fellow Mutants! The real enemy is out there.

Erik Lehnsherr: If you're using half your concentration to look normal, then you're only half paying attention to whatever else you're doing.::Erik Lehnsherr: Just pointing out something that could save your life.::Erik Lehnsherr: You want society to accept you, but you can't even accept yourself.

[Magneto halts the missile barrage and directs it upon the fleet]::Professor Charles Xavier: Erik, you said yourself we're the better men. This is the time to prove it. There are thousands of men on those ships. Good, honest, innocent men! They're just following orders.::Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.

Dr. Moira MacTaggert: You know, one day the government is going to realize that how lucky they were to have Professor X on their side.::Professor Charles Xavier: I suppose I am a real professor, aren't I? Next thing you know, I'll be going bald. We're still on the government side, Moira. We're still G-Men. Just without the "G".::Dr. Moira MacTaggert: No. You're your own team now. It's better. You're X-Men.::Professor Charles Xavier: Yes, I like the sound of that.

Hank McCoy: Are you sure we can't shave your head?::Professor Charles Xavier: Don't touch my hair.

Epic Movie (2007)

Actors: Scott L. Schwartz (actor), Katt Williams (actor), Jim Piddock (actor), Kal Penn (actor), Fred Willard (actor), Kevin McDonald (actor), Crispin Glover (actor), David Carradine (actor), Roscoe Lee Browne (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor), Tony Cox (actor), Kevin Hart (actor), Dave Gist (actor), Carmen Electra (actress), Jennifer Coolidge (actress),

Plot: Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch!

Keywords: acrobat, airplane, albino, animated-sequence, apple-computer, archery, axe, axe-in-chest, band, bare-breasts
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,
Taglines: The mother of all spoofs From 2 of the 6 writers of "Scary Movie" We Know It's Big. We Measured. Opening Wide, January 26

Quotes:

Peter: [while urinating in the snow] Look! Nicole Richie! [camera shows a stick figure with hair]

White Bitch: Behold, my white castle.::[she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]::Edward: White Castle? I feel like I've been there before.

Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?

Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!

[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled]::Edward: Whoa, Stifler's mom!

Lucy: Holy shit, a talking beaver!

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?::Edward: Uh-huh.::Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!::Willy: That's actually the sewer line.

Lucy: [Reading a hidden message on a painting] "So lame the hair of Tom"::[Looks toward a painting a Tom Hanks with his long hair in "The Da Vinci Code"]::Lucy: Wait. "Lame." "Lame" is a - "Lame" is a seven-letter word.

Peter: [Talking about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and...::Captain Jack Swallows: [Jack Swallows come rolling by on the wodden wheel and runs over the Bitch] [In the distance] Take that, Bitch!::Peter: [pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.

Criminals (1997)

Actors: Stephen Blackehart (actor), Byron Conrad Erwin (editor), Debbie DeLisi (actress), Terry Hempleman (actor), Drina Lessard (miscellaneous crew), Nelson Kim (miscellaneous crew), Robert Margolis (actor), Jon Langione (actor), Patrick Gallagher (miscellaneous crew), Paul Smith (actor), Jeff Butcher (director), Jeff Butcher (writer), Nelle Stokes (producer), John Ando (editor), Christopher Slater (actor),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Brooklyn to 'Vegas in a '64 Ford, Looking for the perfect girl...and the perfect scam.