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The 47th Hunger Games (2012)

Actors: Tiffany Dion (actress), Danny Rawley (actor), Megan Brown (actress), Alivia Latimer (actress), Noah Kronenberger (actor), Michael Berthold (actor), J.R. Fondessy (actor), Bryan Lenis (producer), Bryan Lenis (actor), Levi Kronenberger (actor), Joseph Harmon Brown (actor), Travis Gomez (actor), Allie Hendron (actress), Bryan Lenis (writer), Grae Marino (actress),

Plot: The 47th Hunger Games is the untold story of what happened. After plenty of chaos the Capitol shuts down the cameras, and erases these games from completely. There is Love, Hate, Friends, Family, and Insanity all wrapped up into one web series.

Genres: Action, Short,

Félix y el pez (2011)

Actors: Chucho E. Quintero (writer), Chucho E. Quintero (director), Chucho E. Quintero (editor), Juan Carlos Ceballos (actor), Laura Verdecia (producer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Lo más importante de la vida es no haber muerto (2010)

Actors: Emilio Gutiérrez Caba (actor), Marian Aguilera (actress), Dafnis Balduz (actor), Carles Arquimbau (actor), Mercè Montalà (actress), Yvonnick Muller (actor), Manel Castillejos (actor), Julien Painot (composer), Kevin Haefelin (miscellaneous crew), Xavier Tor (actor), Fran Nortes (actor), Albert Ausellé (actor), Joan Mompart (actor), Saskia Vischer (producer), Olivier Pictet (director),

Plot: An esteemed piano tuner and repairer, Jacobo leads an apparently happy life with his wife, Helena. His serene existence is thrown into a state of confusion when insomnia creeps in, and pianos that previously repaired miraculously overnight remain unfixed. Jacobo plunges into paranoia and madness, hearing noises during the night and having ephemeral visions of a stranger roaming the house in a dressing gown. Helena reassuringly denies anything out of the ordinary, and suspiciously insists he is hallucinating. Is the life we think safe and secure true, or is there a second reality lurking? THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE IS NOT BEING DEAD is a tale of betrayal and forgiveness in a rich musical universe, set against the Franco era, a period of political deceit and distorted reality in Spain. Playfully, the tragicomedy questions our perception of reality and the vulnerability of our human condition.

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Sharktopus (2010)

Actors: Stephen Niver (producer), Dan Golden (producer), Michael Gaglio (actor), Roger Corman (actor), Roger Corman (producer), Eric Roberts (actor), Julie Corman (producer), Héctor Jiménez (actor), Declan O'Brien (director), Ralph Garman (actor), Peter Nelson (actor), Tom Hiel (composer), Jeff Diaz (producer), Claire Risoli (actress), Alejandro Cardenas (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Half-Shark. Half -Octopus. All Terror.

Quotes:

Captain Jack: You're not punking me on this thing?::Stephie: No.::Captain Jack: Stephie, this has to be a hoax, okay? It's gotta be. There's no way a shark-octopus fishy thing really exists.::Stephie: Well, I hope you're right.::Captain Jack: Trust me, okay? There is no such thing as a sharktopus.::[the sharktopus grabs and pulls him into the water]

Stacy Everheart: What about my story?::Andy Flynn: No names, no interviews.::Stacy Everheart: Then what the hell do I get?::Andy Flynn: Exclusive footage of Sharktopus getting shot to hell.

Nathan Sands: Make me proud, pumpkin.::Nicole Sands: I told you to stop calling me that.::Nathan Sands: Make me proud, Nicole.

Pez: What can I do for you, angel?::Stacy Everheart: First, Pez, you can stop staring at my rack. They're just boobs. They're not gonna get up and dance or anything.

Stacy Everheart: Oh, Pez, I could just hug you right now. I mean, if you were better looking and had better hygiene.

Bones: Were you a lawyer in a past life? Or no, maybe you worked at the DMV. Do you feel nothing, Stacy? That guy was killed in front of us inches away. Inches away! Gosh. He was kind of a nice guy, you know? Smell a little funky, but he was okay. Now he's dead.::Stacy Everheart: And that's tragic truly. But the story of a lifetime is right out that door. And we can find it thanks to Pez's map.::Bones: No, no.::Stacy Everheart: Oh, come on, Bones. He would've wanted it this way. Don't let his death mean nothing.::Bones: You are so full of crap.::Stacy Everheart: I know, but you're coming with me anyway.::Bones: Hell not!

Captain Jack: Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - sharktopus wants our virgins.

Painter Walt: Oh no, not like this! Arrrgghhhhhh!

From Wimp to Pimp (2008)

Actors: Sean Kaufmann (actor), Sean Kaufmann (actor), Ben Goldenberg (actor), Ben Goldenberg (writer), Ben Goldenberg (editor), Ben Goldenberg (director), Ben Goldenberg (actor), Ben Goldenberg (producer), Ben Goldenberg (actor), Yaron Betan (producer), Michael Sousa (composer), Michael Sousa (editor), Michael Sousa (producer), Michael Bien (actor), Joey Salmingo (actor),

Plot: Melvin, a school smart but socially retarded orphan, has a life-long crush on the high-school-hottie Veronica Lloyd. After finding that he was born into a long line of mystical ladies men (Headi Knights), he uses the mystical powers of the "Horse" to become a master Pimp.

Keywords: bare-breasts, cult, female-nudity, independent-film, nipples, nudity, pimp, sex, topless-female-nudity, wimp
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Can Science Help Melvin on the Quest for Chest?

Begging for Shorts (2008)

Actors: J.T. Tepnapa (producer), J.T. Tepnapa (actor), J.T. Tepnapa (writer), J.T. Tepnapa (director), J.T. Tepnapa (actor), J.T. Tepnapa (actor), Rob Caves (editor), Shohei Urata (composer), Adam Browne (actor), Marita de Lara (actress), Travis Michael Holder (actor), Brandon Larcom (actor), David Jamieson (writer), Steve Parker (editor),

Plot: Begging For Shorts is a Shorts Collection of 5 award winning gay shorts. 'Sunflowers' - Devon and his new beau learning the lessons of relationships through communication, intimacy, quarrels, and forgiveness. It's a delightful movie about growing up. 'Masturbation: Putting the Fun into Self-Loving' - Dr. Sigmund Winston, along with the help of his trusty sidekick Billy, teaches the students of the '50s how to put more excitement into self-loving. Boys from the local YMCA and visual aids give the audience a simple step-by-step approach to loving themselves. 'Drag Queen Heist' - The robbing adventures of Bobby and Jared. Jared comes up with an infallible plan to rob the 2nd Fidelity Bank as women. Regrettably Jared's boyfriend and co-conspirator, Bobby, is anything but infallible. 'Begging for Change' - Two universes unfold from a coin toss, leading a homeless teen on parallel paths of redemption and desperation. Will either path take him home? Bonus Short: 'And The Award Goes to...' - Another parody looking into the life of the filmmaker and festival hit, Masturbation: Putting the Fun into Self-loving. In this parody, J.T. Tepnapa is nominated for Best Short Film on Hollywood's biggest night. But behind the thank yous and lies on stage, hides the true Hollywood story. How do movies really get made? Loaded with commentaries, extras, docu-shorts, & more.

Keywords: gay, masturbation, sex, sexual-fantasy
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Backflash (2002)

Actors: David Jean Thomas (actor), Mike Starr (actor), Robert Patrick (actor), Melissa Joan Hart (actress), Stephen Bridgewater (miscellaneous crew), Michael J. Pollard (actor), Bill Davis (miscellaneous crew), Brian Q. Kelley (actor), Bill Davis (actor), Colm Meaney (actor), Vyto Ruginis (actor), Jennifer Esposito (actress), Mike Hagerty (actor), Val Lauren (actor), Kyle T. Heffner (actor),

Plot: Ray Bennett, a lonely video-store owner in the middle of nowhere decides to take some days off his work to think about his future. On the road, he comes across Harley, a very attractive, mysterious woman and ex-prisoner. Having been lonely for some time, he seems charmed and willing to spend some time with her, while she needs a man to help her finish a pretty well-paying job, left in the middle when she was busted for drug money distribution. Intentions differ, plans change and "trust" is a dangerous word as they make their way into the local cartel boss's business, with $2 million and maybe a new life as a compass.

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: There's Nothing Real In This... But The Money.

Spaced Invaders (1990)

Actors: Bruce Lanoil (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Michael Donner (miscellaneous crew), Gregg Berger (actor), Tony Pope (actor), Casey Sander (actor), Patrika Darbo (actress), Tony Cox (actor), Royal Dano (actor), Douglas Barr (actor), Jeff Winkless (actor), Jason Clark (producer), Paul A. Calabria (miscellaneous crew), Glen Vernon (actor), Debbie Lee Carrington (actress),

Plot: When one saucer of an invasion force has engine trouble, it lands on Earth. It happens to be Halloween and it happens the invaders are only about 4 feet tall. As the bumbling aliens wander around the countryside they are taken to be children and they make friends with two children, one of whom is the daughter of the sheriff. As their troubles mount (it's difficult for five aliens to conquer a world) they begin to give up their plans of conquest, but then there is that nasty killer robot.

Keywords: 20th-century, alien, alien-invasion, child, greedy-developer, halloween, independent-film, killer-robot, reference-to-john-paul-jones, reference-to-john-wayne
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Earth Will Never Be The Same! For years, science has speculated on the existence of intelligent life in space... Now there is living proof there is no such thing. They're hip! They're hilarious!

Quotes:

Blaznee: But, why? Why would Mars want to attack the puny, insignificant forces of Earth?::Others: [All together] Because we'd win!

Blaznee: Just for the record ...::Enforcer Drone: I'm listening.::Blaznee: I thought this was a bad idea.::Enforcer Drone: Just for the record, you'd better hope not.

Pez: Who died and left you in charge?::Giggywig: Captain Bipto!

Giggywig: You take the left flank and I'll take the right.::Pez: You always get the right flank!::Giggywig: We've never done this before, idiot!

Giggywig: Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.::Mrs. Vanderspool: Will you please sit down and be quiet?::Giggywig: Or perhaps in your case, a whole loaf of toast.

[after crash-landing]::Blaznee: Well, let's see. We got a torqued-out digi-framus, our mega-spaz redundancy pile is on the blink, and it looks like we bruised our boo-boo.

Deputy Pillsbury: No license, no registration, no plates, no headlights, no taillights, no WHEELS, and I caught you going 3000 miles per hour. That's [punches on calculator] 2945 miles per hour in excess of the posted limit.::Blaznee: Great. There goes my insurance.

Blaznee: Kids, 3D and driving don't mix.

Captain Bipto: Meet us at the Wrenchmuller farm. Bipto out.::Blaznee: Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?

Captain Bipto: We did win, didn't we?::Blaznee: No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it.

Spaced Invaders (1990)

Actors: Bruce Lanoil (actor), Joe Alaskey (actor), Michael Donner (miscellaneous crew), Gregg Berger (actor), Tony Pope (actor), Casey Sander (actor), Patrika Darbo (actress), Tony Cox (actor), Royal Dano (actor), Douglas Barr (actor), Jeff Winkless (actor), Jason Clark (producer), Paul A. Calabria (miscellaneous crew), Glen Vernon (actor), Debbie Lee Carrington (actress),

Plot: When one saucer of an invasion force has engine trouble, it lands on Earth. It happens to be Halloween and it happens the invaders are only about 4 feet tall. As the bumbling aliens wander around the countryside they are taken to be children and they make friends with two children, one of whom is the daughter of the sheriff. As their troubles mount (it's difficult for five aliens to conquer a world) they begin to give up their plans of conquest, but then there is that nasty killer robot.

Keywords: 20th-century, alien, alien-invasion, child, greedy-developer, halloween, independent-film, killer-robot, reference-to-john-paul-jones, reference-to-john-wayne
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Earth Will Never Be The Same! For years, science has speculated on the existence of intelligent life in space... Now there is living proof there is no such thing. They're hip! They're hilarious!

Quotes:

Blaznee: But, why? Why would Mars want to attack the puny, insignificant forces of Earth?::Others: [All together] Because we'd win!

Blaznee: Just for the record ...::Enforcer Drone: I'm listening.::Blaznee: I thought this was a bad idea.::Enforcer Drone: Just for the record, you'd better hope not.

Pez: Who died and left you in charge?::Giggywig: Captain Bipto!

Giggywig: You take the left flank and I'll take the right.::Pez: You always get the right flank!::Giggywig: We've never done this before, idiot!

Giggywig: Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.::Mrs. Vanderspool: Will you please sit down and be quiet?::Giggywig: Or perhaps in your case, a whole loaf of toast.

[after crash-landing]::Blaznee: Well, let's see. We got a torqued-out digi-framus, our mega-spaz redundancy pile is on the blink, and it looks like we bruised our boo-boo.

Deputy Pillsbury: No license, no registration, no plates, no headlights, no taillights, no WHEELS, and I caught you going 3000 miles per hour. That's [punches on calculator] 2945 miles per hour in excess of the posted limit.::Blaznee: Great. There goes my insurance.

Blaznee: Kids, 3D and driving don't mix.

Captain Bipto: Meet us at the Wrenchmuller farm. Bipto out.::Blaznee: Hey, where do you guys grow your wrenchmullers?

Captain Bipto: We did win, didn't we?::Blaznee: No, but if we think fast enough we might just live to lie about it.

Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)

Actors: Roger Corman (director), James Horner (composer), Roger Corman (producer), John Sayles (writer), Kathy Griffin (actress), John Sayles (writer), John Saxon (actor), Richard Thomas (actor), George Peppard (actor), Earl Boen (actor), Jeff Corey (actor), Robert Vaughn (actor), Sybil Danning (actress), Allan Holzman (editor), Lara Cody (actress),

Plot: Shad, a young farmer, assembles a band of diverse mercenaries in outer space to defend his peaceful planet from the evil tyrant Sador and his armada of aggressors. Among the mercenaries are Space Cowboy, a spacegoing truck driver from Earth; Gelt, a wealthy but experienced assassin looking for a place to hide; and Saint-Exmin, a Valkyrie warrior looking to prove herself in battle.

Keywords: alcohol, android, arms-dealer, b-movie, clone, cowboy, cowboy-hat, cult-film, death, drink
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A battle beyond time, beyond space. Rebels. Outlaws. Mercenaries. Seven magnificent warriors join to fight the... Battle Beyond the Stars.

Quotes:

Nestor 1: While life exists, the possibilities are unlimited.

Nell: Terrific! Now I've got TWO babies to sit for.::Shad: [sternly] Nell, shut up.

Cowboy: Welcome, Nestor. I'm from Earth. Ever hear of it?

Cowboy: [upon seeing Gelt's ship approach] Here comes somebody else. Who's that?::Shad: [switching over to Gelt] Do you want your name used?::Gelt: My name is Gelt.::Cowboy: Where ya from, Gelt? I'm from Earth. Know where that is?::Gelt: I was born in space.::Cowboy: Oh, well, put in between us. I'll cover you.::Gelt: I don't like anyone behind me.::Cowboy: Okay, you keep a scanner on our tail.::Gelt: I always do.

Cowboy: [after seeing Gelt blast a ship] Beautiful. I love to see a pro work!

Nell: 30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22... did I... did I say 15?

Nestor 1: [eating a hot dog for the first time] There's no dog in this.::Cowboy: Uh-uh.::Nestor 1: Hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soybean meal, niacin, dextrose, and sodium nitrate flavoring.::Cowboy: Yup, that's what we call "meat" back home.

Gelt: What a place to end up - a minor planet in a third-rate galaxy.::[Gelt dies]::Shad: Have somebody prepare a meal.::unknown (extra): A meal?::Shad: Full course, then bury it with him.::unknown (extra): Bury it?::Shad: That was our arrangement: A meal and a place to hide.

[Shad and the mercenaries arrive on Akir, seemingly deserted]::Cayman: HAIL THE CONQUERING HEROES!::Shad: I'm sorry. I think they must be afraid.::Cayman: Afraid? Of what?::Shad: Of you. They're not accustomed to violence or violent forms.::Saint-Exmin: That's a hell of a note!

[as "Hammerhead", Sador's dreadnaught, is approaching Akir]::Yago: This is Akir, a planet of stone with a single green spot.::Sador: Let's see it. What about their forms?::Yago: Comparable with ours. They have a solar technology. No known defense capacity.::Sador: Interesting. Let's check that.