Never Say Macbeth (2007)

Actors: Melodee Spevack (actress), Bill Butler (editor), Ruth Silveira (actress), Stephen Butler (editor), Jonathan Levit (actor), Velvet Rhodes (actress), Gregory Gifford Giles (actor), Mark Deklin (actor), John Mazza (miscellaneous crew), Joe Tyler Gold (producer), Alexander Enberg (actor), Joe Tyler Gold (actor), Joe Tyler Gold (writer), Ilana Turner (actress), Tammy Caplan (actress),

Plot: Danny Teller, a high school science teacher, shows up at auditions for Macbeth trying to get his girlfriend back. But the director mistakes Danny's story of love for a passionate acting monologue, and casts him as Witch #1. More comfortable with spacecraft than stagecraft, Danny struggles with rehearsals, and incurs the wrath of the cast when he breaks the cardinal rule of acting by saying "Macbeth" in the theatre. That's when things get weird. Lights fall, fruit floats, and freaky ghosts start singing show tunes. Danny teams up with a new-age actress, a tough Italian self-help guru, and a sci-fi obsessed stage manager to save the actors and his ex-girlfriend from the curse of Macbeth.

Keywords: actor, acupuncture, audition, cauldron, director, ghost, pirate, play, reference-to-gilbert-and-sullivan, reference-to-oscar-wilde
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The curse of Macbeth . . . It brings fire! Death! Boring first dates!

Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers (2004)

Actors: Tony Anselmo (actor), Russi Taylor (actress), Jeff Bennett (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Jeff Bennett (actor), Tress MacNeille (actress), Jess Harnell (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Maurice LaMarche (actor), Rob Paulsen (actor), Frank Welker (actor), Bill Farmer (actor), Bill Farmer (actor), Wayne Allwine (actor), April Winchell (actress),

Plot: Best buddies Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are small-time janitors with big dreams of becoming Musketeers. Peg-Leg Pete, captain of the Musketeers, points out why they'll never make it: Donald is a coward, Goofy is a dim-wit, and Mickey is short. But things change when Princess Minnie demands Musketeer bodyguards when assassins, hired by Pete so he can be king, nearly drop a safe on her. Knowing real Musketeers are too-well trained, Pete hires Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, the clumsy janitors as Musketeers and Minnie's bodyguards.

Keywords: ambush, anachronism, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphism, based-on-book, based-on-novel, bird, bodyguard, carriage, cartoon-bird
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family,
Taglines: All for fun and fun for all

Quotes:

Minnie: Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...::Daisy: Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.::Minnie: Well, what'd you mean?::Daisy: Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...::[imitating Donald, both laughing]

Minnie: Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.::Daisy: Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.::Minnie: Our love is, forbidden?::Daisy: Bingo.::Minnie: A forbidden love. How romantic.

Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here?::Mickey Mouse: Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can!::[Pluto's tail falls out]::Mickey Mouse: Donald, I can't understand a word you'd said.::Donald Duck: No!::Mickey Mouse: [after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down!::Donald Duck: Captain Pete is the bad guy!::Mickey Mouse: [copies Donald's line] Captain Pete is the bad guy?::[Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]::Donald Duck: Huh? What?::Mickey Mouse: Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?::Donald Duck: Exactly.::Mickey Mouse: But, he made us musketeers.::Donald Duck: It was all a lie.::Mickey Mouse: Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?::Donald Duck: You said it!::[Rips uniform off]::Donald Duck: It's every duck for himself!::Mickey Mouse: Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?::Donald Duck: [sadly] I, uh, um... I was hiding.::Mickey Mouse: Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage Donald. [Donald looks at him sadly] Come on, I'll be right beside you, because we're friends. [Both look at each other]::Donald Duck: [sadly] I just can't. I'm sorry.::[Runs away]::Mickey Mouse: Donald! [run continues] Donald.::[Pluto whines]

Mickey Mouse: This is it guys, when these doors open, we got to make a very first impression.::[Donald stands, Goofy licks hair, then stands]::Mickey Mouse: Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys.::Donald Duck: Bad guys?::Mickey Mouse: [seriously] So, stay alert!::Donald Duck: [to Goofy] You heard him! Stay alert!::Goofy: Aye-aye sir!::[looks around, sees something strange with an ax]::Goofy: Bad guy! No! Whoa!::Mickey Mouse: Goofy!::[Goofy attacks himself]::Goofy: Gwarsh! He pulled an ax on me.::[Shows an ax]

Minnie: Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers.::[Flowers magically transformed into butterflies]::Minnie: And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.::Daisy: You're majesty.::[pops on Mickey's body]::Daisy: It's time to cut the cheese.::[Record needle scratches]::Minnie: What? What?::Daisy: Here we are. Roquefort anyone?::[Knife shines]::Goofy: Knife!::Donald Duck: Bad guy!::Mickey Mouse: Grab her!::Daisy: Oh no.::[Mickey, Donald and Goofy accidently attacked on her]::Daisy: [during the attack] Ahh! Help! Ahh!::Minnie: Oh! Unhand her! Release her! Stop it!::[the fighting stops]::Minnie: Drop her!::[Mickey, Donald and Goofy dropped Daisy]::Minnie: She is my lady in waiting!

Pete: I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail.

Mickey Mouse: Together we'll save the princess, or die trying. [he and Goofy run off; Donald stays behind]::Donald Duck: Die? [Mickey and Goofy return and drag Donald away] Die?

Mickey Mouse: All for one...::Goofy: And two for tea!

Mickey Mouse: En garde!::The Beagle Boys: "En garde"? French words make me mad!

Pete: It's all over, Mickey, and you're all alone. And now with you out of the picture, getting rid of the princess will be easy as pie. [Goofy and Donald appear behind Pete]::Mickey Mouse: Wanna bet?::Pete: That's a sucker bet.::Donald Duck: [hits Pete over the head] Yeah! You're the sucker!

Al-irhab wal kabab (1993)

Actors: Kamal Al-Shennawi (actor), Youssra (actress), Adel Imam (actor), Ahmed Rateb (actor), Soleiman Eid (actor), Wahid Hamid (writer), Youseff Daoud (actor), Ashraf Abdel Baqi (actor), Enaam Salousa (actress), Hajjaj Abdul Azim (actor), Ahmed Akl (actor), Alaa Waley El Din (actor), Sherif Arafa (director), Alaa Morsy (actor), Hamdy Youssef (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama,

The Pirate Movie (1982)

Actors: Roger Ward (actor), Christopher Atkins (actor), Bill Kerr (actor), William S. Gilbert (writer), Ken Annakin (director), Kristy McNichol (actress), Bill Gooley (miscellaneous crew), Frank Howson (actor), Garry McDonald (actor), Garry McDonald (actor), Martin Copping (actor), Peter Hosking (actor), Michael Lake (actor), Fran Burke (miscellaneous crew), Arthur Sullivan (composer),

Plot: A parody/homage to Gilbert and Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance, The Pirate Movie is a comedy/musical utilizing both new songs and parodies from the original, as well as references to popular films of the time, including Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark. In your typical boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy fights girl with swords plot, the story revolves around Mabel, the youngest of Maj. Gen. Stanley's many daughters, and Frederic, an ex-Pirate of Penzance. They fall in love and proceed to retrieve the Stanley's fortune from the Pirates (stolen 20 years ago). The Pirate King informs Frederic that due to him being born on Feb. 29th (during a leap year), Frederic is still technically the King's apprentice. Frederic must then decide between duty and honor, the only good qualities the King taught him, and true love.

Keywords: affection, apology, attraction, bare-chested-male, beach, belch, bicycle, blond-man, boat, boy
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: Buckle Your Swash and Jolly Your Roger for the Funniest Rock 'N Rollickin' Adventure Ever! Set sail for the musical comedy adventure of the summer!

Quotes:

Mabel: The body's an eight, the brain's a ten, so let's go.

Mabel: You poor thing. Pirates! You mean like walking the plank? Buried treasure? Hack, slash, off with his head, and the Jolly Richard, and everything?::Frederic: Roger.::Mabel: Oh, Roger I love it.::Frederic: No, Frederic without a "k."::Mabel: Mabel, also without a "k." God, we have so much in common.

Mabel: You'll be hung!::The Pirate King: Oh I am, I am, and very well thank you.

The Pirate King: What's the age of consent around here?::Mabel: Eighteen.::The Pirate King: Good! I'm old enough.

Frederic: Oh I love you. I'll always love you, come what may.::Mabel: "Come what may"? We'll all be murdered in our beds come what may.::Frederic: Well run. For God's sake run!::Mabel: Death before dishonor. Besides, have you tried running in one of these things? It's a real bitch.

[Mabel comes in and finds Frederic laying in a coffin]::Mabel: Frederic, what are you doing?::Frederic: Oh, hiding.::Mabel: My Frederic, hiding? It cannot be the lion-heart troubles at the coming conflict. My love - a wimp!::Frederic: No, Mabel. A terrible disclosure's just been made.::Mabel: Then zip it up!

[the Pirate King has just cornered Frederick in their swordfight, the Pirate King has his sword pointed between Frederick's legs]::The Pirate King: Drop it, or...::Frederic: *Nuts*!::The Pirate King: Them, too!

Frederic: [sitting rubbing his back as a horse runs off] Ohhh! Oww! Ouch! Well I've been at sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?

Mabel: Frederic, you're not gay, are you?::Frederic: [high voice] No!::[clears throat and in a lower voice]::Frederic: No.::Mabel: The way you and the Pirate King get around in those rather feminine, pleated shirts and all that leather.::Frederic: Mabel!::Mabel: Hey! I'm not prejudiced. I mean, what does this country got a navy for? Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!::Frederic: You're weird.::Mabel: All kidding aside, tell me this. Are you a virgin?::Frederic: I don't know.::Mabel: Near enough.

Mabel: Frederic, these are the 1880s. You can't live your life by the outmoded conventions of a neo-imperialist society. Find your true center!::Frederic: What? You mean Zen piracy?::Mabel: [unlaces her shirt and pulls it down to show her corset] Frederic, have you ever worn a whalebone corset? Well no, we established that, didn't we? It chokes and strangles, Frederic! I won't be choked and strangled by someone else's dumb ideas of custom and duty! [to stone statue] Would you Harry, would you? [to Frederic] Never to know the rich and real, wondrous person beating and throbbing inside me. Frederic, can you see me throbbing?::Frederic: I see! I see! I'm throbbing too!

Dick Deadeye, or Duty Done (1975)

Actors: Miriam Karlin (actress), Victor Spinetti (writer), Victor Spinetti (actor), Barry Cryer (actor), Bill Melendez (director), Miriam Karlin (actress), George A. Cooper (actor), Julia McKenzie (actress), Roger Donley (editor), Arthur Sullivan (composer), Long John Baldry (actor), Long John Baldry (actor), Peter Reeves (actor), Peter Reeves (actor), Beth Porter (actress),

Plot: Able Seaman Dick Deadeye is charged by Queen Victoria to find the stolen Ultimate Secret. His ugliness means that his life has always been lonely but a buxom barmaid takes a shine to him. Together, they battle pirates and an evil magician before discovering that the Ultimate Secret is nothing but LOVE! Using songs based on the original works of Gilbert and Sullivan (but updated with modern lyrics), this film was created to commemorate the centenary anniversary of the first collaboration of the composers of the Savoy Operas.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, independent-film, seaman
Genres: Animation, Musical,

Dick Deadeye, or Duty Done (1975)

Actors: Miriam Karlin (actress), Victor Spinetti (writer), Victor Spinetti (actor), Barry Cryer (actor), Bill Melendez (director), Miriam Karlin (actress), George A. Cooper (actor), Julia McKenzie (actress), Roger Donley (editor), Arthur Sullivan (composer), Long John Baldry (actor), Long John Baldry (actor), Peter Reeves (actor), Peter Reeves (actor), Beth Porter (actress),

Plot: Able Seaman Dick Deadeye is charged by Queen Victoria to find the stolen Ultimate Secret. His ugliness means that his life has always been lonely but a buxom barmaid takes a shine to him. Together, they battle pirates and an evil magician before discovering that the Ultimate Secret is nothing but LOVE! Using songs based on the original works of Gilbert and Sullivan (but updated with modern lyrics), this film was created to commemorate the centenary anniversary of the first collaboration of the composers of the Savoy Operas.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, independent-film, seaman
Genres: Animation, Musical,

Vatsa sisään, rinta ulos! (1959)

Actors: Armas Vallasvuo (editor), Helge Herala (actor), Pentti Irjala (actor), Kullervo Kalske (actor), Elsa Turakainen (actress), Ritva Valkama (actress), T.J. Särkkä (producer), Aarne Tarkas (writer), Toivo Kärki (composer), Aarne Tarkas (director), Aarne Laine (actor), Tommi Rinne (actor), Irja Rannikko (actress), Sylva Rossi (actress), Marja Korhonen (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Musical,

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

Actors: Billy Gray (actor), Charles Evans (actor), Patrick Aherne (actor), Franklyn Farnum (actor), Lawrence Dobkin (actor), Roy Engel (actor), John Close (actor), James Conaty (actor), Frank Conroy (actor), John Burton (actor), Marshall Bradford (actor), James Craven (actor), Jack Daly (actor), Wheaton Chambers (actor), Sam Harris (actor),

Plot: An alien (Klaatu) with his mighty robot (Gort) land their spacecraft on Cold War-era Earth just after the end of World War II. They bring an important message to the planet that Klaatu wishes to tell to representatives of all nations. However, communication turns out to be difficult, so, after learning something about the natives, Klaatu decides on an alternative approach.

Keywords: afi, alien, alien-contact, alien-language, ambassador, android, anti-nuclear, anti-war, arlington-cemetery, back-from-the-dead
Genres: Drama, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: A robot and a man . . . hold the world spellbound with new and startling powers from another planet! The screen has never conceived a creature like this! From Out Of Space... A Warning And An Ultimatum Strange Power From Another Planet Menaces The Earth! What is this invader from another planet... Can it destroy the Earth?

Quotes:

[last lines]::Klaatu: I am leaving soon, and you will forgive me if I speak bluntly. The universe grows smaller every day, and the threat of aggression by any group, anywhere, can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all, or no one is secure. Now, this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly. Your ancestors knew this when they made laws to govern themselves and hired policemen to enforce them. We, of the other planets, have long accepted this principle. We have an organization for the mutual protection of all planets and for the complete elimination of aggression. The test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen, we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more... profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own planet, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.

Klaatu: I'm worried about Gort. I'm afraid of what he might do if anything should happen to me.::Helen: Gort? But he's a robot. Without you, what could he do?::Klaatu: There's no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the Earth.

Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.::Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.::Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.

Klaatu: We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill.

Klaatu: I won't resort to threats, Mr. Harley. I merely tell you the future of your planet is at stake.

Helen: Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

Barnhardt: Have you tested this theory?::Klaatu: I find it works well enough to get me from one planet to another.

Army physician: [about Klaatu] He was very nice about it, but he made me feel like a third-class witch doctor.

Helen: I thought you were...::Klaatu: I was.

Helen: What about the rest of the world?::Tom: I don't care about the rest of the world!::[Seeing her shocked expression]::Tom: You'll feel different when you read about me in the papers.::Helen: I feel different now.

The House on 92nd Street (1945)

Actors: Charles Wagenheim (actor), David Buttolph (composer), John McKee (actor), Lloyd Nolan (actor), Alfred Zeisler (actor), Sheila Bromley (actress), Gene Lockhart (actor), Reed Hadley (actor), Leo G. Carroll (actor), Vincent Gardenia (actor), Frank Richards (actor), J. Edgar Hoover (actor), E.G. Marshall (actor), Henry Hathaway (director), Elisabeth Neumann-Viertel (actress),

Plot: Preface: a stentorian narrator tells us that the USA was flooded with Nazi spies in 1939-41. One such tries to recruit college grad Bill Dietrich, who becomes a double agent for the FBI. While Bill trains in Hamburg, a street-accident victim proves to have been spying on atom-bomb secrets; conveniently, Dietrich is assigned to the New York spy ring stealing these secrets. Can he track down the mysterious "Christopher" before his ruthless associates unmask and kill him?

Keywords: 16mm-film, 92nd-street-manhattan-new-york-city, admiral, air-raid, airplane, ambulance, american-flag, american-nazi, arrest, atomic-bomb
Genres: Crime, Drama, Film-Noir, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: The F.B.I.'s own tense, terrific story behind the protection of the ATOMIC BOMB! This is the man whose sin was greater than murder...in "THE HOUSE ON 92ND STREET". These were the hunted... this is the house... this is the picture! The house that hid a secret more terrifying than the mind can conceive! A terror more deadly than murder!

Quotes:

Agent George A. Briggs: We know all about you, Roper. We've traced you to the day you were born. We even know the approximate day you will die.

Bill Dietrich: How do I get in touch with Christopher?::Col. Hammersohn: Why?::Bill Dietrich: Well, he's my boss. I've never even met him.::Col. Hammersohn: Well, he's my boss too,::Bill Dietrich: Yeah?::Col. Hammersohn: I haven't met him either.

Narrator: The Germans felt that Dietrich was an extremely valuable man... so did the FBI.

The Mighty (1929)

Actors: Ernie Adams (actor), Mischa Auer (actor), George Bancroft (actor), E.H. Calvert (actor), Allan Cavan (actor), John Cromwell (actor), Edgar Dearing (actor), Morgan Farley (actor), Raymond Hatton (actor), Esther Ralston (actress), Dorothy Revier (actress), Grover Jones (writer), Herman J. Mankiewicz (writer), John Cromwell (director), Otho Lovering (editor),

Genres: Action, Drama,