Nobody's Perfect (2013)

Actors: Derrick Simmons (producer), Derrick Simmons (writer), Derrick Simmons (director), Derrick Simmons (writer), Derrick Simmons (actor), Derrick Simmons (editor), Derrick Simmons (producer), Rick Aiello (actor), Don Wallace (actor), Vince Cupone (producer), Tisa Key (actress), Tim Gallin (actor), Chazz Menendez (actor), Roberto Lopez (actor), Blaise Corrigan (actor),

Genres: Action, Drama, Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: When Mr Right turns out to be Mr Wrong She Love Me. He Loves Me Not

Dandruff (2013)

Actors: Yaron Betan (actor), Grant Boyle (actor), Raven Cinello (actor), Kyle Wilkinson (writer), Kyle Wilkinson (director), Kyle Wilkinson (producer), Jeremy Hernandez (actor), Afroz Khan (actor), Andrea Blakey (actress), Robert Delaney (actor), Tina Wey (actor), Lovina Yavari (actress), William Le Good (actor), Vida Zukauskas (actor), Derrick Johnson (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Short,

Scaregivers (2008)

Actors: Sandy Santamaria (miscellaneous crew), George Toralba (miscellaneous crew), Vincent de Jesus (composer), Michael Tuviera (producer), Iza Calzado (actress), Frank Chico (miscellaneous crew), Menggie Cobarrubias (actor), Mhalouh Crisologo (producer), Vic Sotto (producer), Paolo Contis (actor), Nonong de Andres (actor), John Apacible (actor), Vic Sotto (actor), Michael Tuviera (miscellaneous crew), Marivic Manguiat (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Horror,

For Your Consideration (2006)

Actors: John Krasinski (actor), Don Lake (actor), Richard Kind (actor), Scott Adsit (actor), Christopher Guest (actor), Simon Helberg (actor), John Michael Higgins (actor), Michael Hitchcock (actor), Hart Bochner (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Bob Balaban (actor), Curt Clendenin (actor), Paul Dooley (actor), Ricky Gervais (actor), Eugene Levy (actor),

Plot: Hollywood send-up. No-name actors are making a low-budget period drama called "Home for Purim," when an anonymous post on the Internet suggests that one performance is Oscar-worthy. Then, two more cast members get Oscar-related press: buzz in "Variety" and appearances on TV prompt the studio executives to insist on changes in the script in anticipation of a blockbuster. Jump ahead a few months to the days before Oscar nominees are announced: just the possibility of a nomination has changed the actors' lives. Agents, publicists, make-up artists, local celebrity reporters, and other bit players round out the backstage ensemble. Hooray for Hollywood!

Keywords: acting, acting-class, acting-teacher, actor, actress, advertisement, answering-machine, assistant-director, audition, balloon
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Corey Taft: In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.

Corey Taft: Question: Do I look like I have Indian blood?::Pam Campanella: Not at a...::Corey Taft: Question: Would it surprise you to learn that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?::Pam Campanella: It woul...::Corey Taft: Question: Would it astound you to learn that here on the set, I am Corey Taft, but when I'm at home, I'm Jo-Jo?

Corey Taft: Don't make assumptions about the talent. Don't assume the talent can hear well.

Chuck Porter: Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.

Lane Iverson: You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?::Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them!

Martin Gibb: All I'm saying is, have it there, have it there, don't shove it down people's throat. I don't run around going, "I'm a gentile, look at my foreskin!" I don't shove it down your throat, because I don't care.

Chuck Porter: Now I know what it feels like to stare down into the Grand Canyon.

Callie Webb: [during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA! [laughs maniacally]

Whitney Taylor Brown: [everyone around her is arguing] Well what about me?

A Day Without a Mexican (2004)

Actors: Caroline Aaron (actress), Carlos Gómez (actor), Muse Watson (actor), Dawn Westlake (actress), John Getz (actor), Yeniffer Behrens (actress), Elpidia Carrillo (actress), Jason Horton (actor), Jason Stuart (actor), Bru Muller (actor), Kaleti Williams (actor), Joaquín Garrido (actor), Yareli Arizmendi (writer), Yareli Arizmendi (actress), Eduardo Palomo (actor),

Plot: A thick fog surrounds California's borders, communication beyond state lines is cut off, and the Mexicans disappear: workers, spouses, and business owners are missing. Cars are abandoned in the street, food is left cooking on the stove. We meet the wife of a musician who's gone, a state Senator whose maid doesn't show up for work, and a farm owner whose produce is ripe and unpicked. A scientist asks any Mexicans who haven't disappeared to volunteer for genetic experiments: a female newscaster and the daughter of the musician may be the only missing links around. Why them? And where have all the Mexicans gone? Even the border guards grieve. The state and its economy grind to a halt.

Keywords: 911, abandoned-car, affair, ambulance, american, amulet, applause, aunt-niece-relationship, band, band-tour
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Mystery,
Taglines: On May 14 there will be no Mexicans in California.

Auto Focus (2002)

Actors: Olivia Saint (actress), Maria Bello (actress), Maria Bello (actress), Michael McKean (actor), John Kapelos (actor), Maria Bello (actress), Gary Sievers (actor), Joe Grifasi (actor), Greg Kinnear (actor), Kurt Fuller (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Don McManus (actor), Willem Dafoe (actor), James Schamus (producer), Rita Wilson (actress),

Plot: In 1965, 'Bob Crane (I)' (qv), who had achieved some earlier success as a television supporting actor, was working as a successful morning radio DJ at KNX Los Angeles. Despite enjoying his work, photography (especially of the female form) and drumming, Crane wanted to be a movie star. So it was with some reluctance that he accepted the title starring role in a new television sitcom called _"Hogan's Heroes" (1965)_ (qv), a WWII POW comedy. To his surprise, the show became a hit and catapulted him to television stardom. The fame resulting from the show led to excesses and a meeting with home video salesman and technician John Carpenter, with who he would form a friendship based on their mutual interests, namely excessive sex (for Crane, purely heterosexual sex) and capturing nude females on celluloid. His fame allowed Crane to have as much sex as he wanted, which was incongruent to his somewhat wholesome television friendly image, and the way he portrayed himself to almost everyone except Carpenter and his extramarital sex partners. His sex addiction was somewhat known but ignored by his high school sweetheart/first wife Anne Crane née Terzian, but well known by his second wife, Patti Olson, better known as 'Sigrid Valdis' (qv), his Hogan's Heroes co-star. Especially after the end of Hogan's Heroes in 1971, this incongruence and his friendship with Carpenter, with who he would have a continuing love/hate relationship, would contribute to both his professional and personal downfall.

Keywords: 1960s, 1970s, actor, adult-video, adultery, airport, amateur-porn, amateur-pornography, animated-credits, anonymous-sex
Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: A day without sex is a day wasted.

Quotes:

[watching their videotaped orgy]::Bob Crane: What is that on my ass?::John Carpenter: That is my hand.::Bob Crane: Rubbing my ass?::John Carpenter: So what?::Bob Crane: Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?::John Carpenter: lt's an orgy, Bob.::Bob Crane: So you can just touch my ass?::John Carpenter: I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?::Bob Crane: The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!::John Carpenter: Sorry.::Bob Crane: Fuck you very much.::John Carpenter: Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!

Lenny: Sex is not the answer.::Bob Crane: I know that Lenny, it's the question. 'Yes' is the answer.

[dream sequence]::Bob Crane Jr. at 12: Go balls deep, pop!

Bob Crane: A day without sex...::John Carpenter: ...is a day wasted!

Bob Crane: Mel, I thought you were a fellow entertainer.::Mel Rosen: I'm also a Jew.::Bob Crane: It's the same thing!

Patricia Olson: We're in the show together. We have to keep up the appearance of respectability.::Bob Crane: I can be very respectable.

John Carpenter: Do you know what time it is? It's FUCK time!

Bob Crane: I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!

Interviewer: You've been married to your high school sweetheart for sixteen years.::Bob Crane: Fifteen, actually.::Interviewer: Fifteen years. How do you do it? What's your secret?::Bob Crane: Three words: Don't... make... waves. As every sailor knows, when one set of waves meets another set of waves, it can set up some chop. And when three sets of waves come together, it can make for some mighty rough sailing. It also helps sometimes to have a harmless safety valve. So when I get tense, I blow off steam. And so, when it comes to my own family, I don't make waves.::Interviewer: That's inspirational. You're a fortunate man.::Bob Crane: Yes. Yes, I am.

Flick (2000)

Actors: David Wilmot (actor), Niall Byrne (composer), Alan Devlin (actor), David Murray (actor), Julie Hale (actress), Vinnie McCabe (actor), Gerard Mannix Flynn (actor), Joe Hanley (actor), Alan Devine (actor), Philip Judge (actor), Maria Lennon (actress), Michael West (actor), Anna-Louise Plowman (actress), Alan McNamara (actor), Shane O'Neill (actor),

Plot: Jack Flinter is skating on thin ice. Known to his friends as "Flick", he is drifting through life, dealing a bit of hash, drinking and screwing around. His girlfriend Alice has had enough. His friend and business partner Des is strung out, his behavior increasingly unpredictable. Their latest scam has them in over their heads. He meets Isabelle, a German woman visiting the city and the resulting story takes place over a few days and nights when all Jack's chickens come home to roost. His life spinning out of control, he has to make a decision - sink or swim.

Keywords: airplane, airport, alley, anal-sex, arrest, bare-breasts, beating, beer, beer-keg, bench
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: In every club in every bar there's a dealer dying to make it big

Quotes:

Jack Flinter: [Des finishes rolling a joint as Jack comes into the room] Where is it?::Des Fitzpatrick: What?::Jack Flinter: The gun.::Des Fitzpatrick: [hands it over] It's the one James Bond uses in the films.::Jack Flinter: Yeah, but this is real life. [Jack points the gun at Des] How does it feel Des?::Des Fitzpatrick: What are you playing at?::Jack Flinter: How does it feel Des?::Des Fitzpatrick: You're not scaring me. It's not loaded.::Jack Flinter: Give me the bullets.::Des Fitzpatrick: I don't have any.::Jack Flinter: Give me the bullets Des.::Des Fitzpatrick: It didn't come with bullets.::Jack Flinter: You got a gun with no bullets.::Des Fitzpatrick: Yeah.::Jack Flinter: Des?::Des Fitzpatrick: It's for effect.::Jack Flinter: For effect.::Des Fitzpatrick: Yeah.::Jack Flinter: Where did you get it?::Des Fitzpatrick: Barry sorted it out.::Jack Flinter: So Barry sorted out a gun for you so you could go to his uncle with the gun.::Des Fitzpatrick: So.::Jack Flinter: Think Des, think.::Des Fitzpatrick: Shut up, will you. [getting up] Come on. Are you ready yet? We will need a fucking gun if we're late for these people.

The Chaos Factor (2000)

Actors: Richard Pepin (producer), Truman Van Dyke (miscellaneous crew), Kyle A. Clark (miscellaneous crew), Paul G. Volk (editor), John J. Kelly (writer), John J. Kelly (miscellaneous crew), Joseph Merhi (producer), Antonio Sabato Jr. (actor), John J. Kelly (producer), Paul G. Volk (producer), R. Lee Ermey (actor), Fred Ward (actor), Dana Lee (actor), John Jabaley (actor), John Jabaley (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Action, Drama, Thriller, War,

Insomnia (1996)

Actors: Dennis Haysbert (actor), David Coburn (actor), Karen Elizabeth Austin (actress), Steve Marshall (writer), Steve Marshall (director), Mark Foggetti (producer), Joseph Reale (actor), Monica Ford (actress), Stephen Kann (actor), Christopher Ames (actor), Caroline Shelby (actress), Craig Collister (editor),

Genres: ,

First Steps (1985)

Actors: Benjamin A. Weissman (editor), Leonard Rosenman (composer), Billy Campbell (actor), Andrew Gottlieb (producer), Megan Mullally (actress), Lucinda Jenney (actress), Robert Minkoff (actor), Phil Donahue (actor), James Sikking (actor), John Mahoney (actor), Alan Ruck (actor), Judd Hirsch (actor), Gary Cole (actor), Ann Dowd (actress), Bruce A. Young (actor),

Plot: Nan Davis, a teenage girl is hit in a car accident, and is left paralyzed. She has a tough time accepting her new wheelchair bound life. One day she gets a word about a new research being performed by Dr. Jerrold Petrofsky. His research is about using external electric stimulations to enable paralyzed people to use their paralyzed muscles. She enters this research as a test subject, and gets her reward when she gets to walk up to get her college diploma.

Keywords: accident, based-on-tv-series, bio-engineer, college-student, computer, courage, flashback, nervous-system, neuro-prosthetics, ohio
Genres: Biography, Drama,