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Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972) is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album in 28 years and went platinum. He performed an HBO special in the Fall of 2006, Vicious Circle, a straight-to-DVD special titled Rough Around The Edges (which is included in the album of the same name), and a Comedy Central special in 2009 titled Isolated Incident.
He is credited as one of the first comedians to use a personal webpage and MySpace to build a large fan base and in 2006 was described as "alarmingly popular". As an actor, Cook has appeared in films since 1997, including Mystery Men, Waiting..., Employee of the Month, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, Mr. Brooks (in a non-comedic role), and My Best Friend's Girl.
Cook was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, the second son of Donna Jean (née Ford) and George F. Cook. Cook has an older half-brother, Darryl, and five sisters. He was raised in a Roman Catholic family in Arlington, Massachusetts, where he attended Arlington High School.
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to beat my puppy love with all your sins
i'll come again
bound to me to suck my sickness like your lover
sucks my weakness down like rain
we'll come again
hurray for you boy
just enough to make me easier
i was the one to never change
and i come and i come like rain
pumped thumping rip it all open
my disease is buried deep in all sweet things
we'll never change
spoiled rotten by your secret still
i like to hold your creature close to me
it drove insane
so here's to you girl
opened up to make me easier
i was the one to never change
and i come and we come like rain
lovely here and again like rain
don't be unsightly washed so cleanly
never invited might not mean a thing
don't be invited i'm so manly
don't be dirty washed so cleanly
always perverted might not mean a thing
never unsightly not so manly
and i come and i come like rain