Dracula: The Dark Prince (2013)

Actors: Jon Voight (actor), Mike Groner (miscellaneous crew), Christopher Landry (miscellaneous crew), Steven Paul (writer), Robert A. Ferretti (editor), Oana Paunescu (costume designer), Steven Paul (producer), Stephen Eckelberry (editor), Mario Grigorov (composer), Amy Krell (producer), Zoltan Butuc (actor), Pearry Reginald Teo (director), Vasilescu Valentin (actor), Pearry Reginald Teo (writer), Scott Karol (producer),

Plot: In his search for the Lightbringer, Dracula crosses paths with a beautiful crusader named Alina who bears a remarkable resemblance to his murdered bride. One look at her and Dracula is immediately smitten. Could Alina be the reincarnation of his long-dead love? Dracula has Alina kidnapped and brought to his castle where the Beast must now try to win his Beauty's heart.

Genres: Action, Fantasy,

Return of the Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies (2010)

Actors: Adolf Hitler (actor), Alexander Bakshaev (actor), Alexander Bakshaev (actor), Alexander Bakshaev (actor), Mathis Vogel (director), Robert Monell (producer), Robert Monell (writer), Robert Monell (writer), Nadine de Bejin (actress),

Plot: Dr. Mabuse, an evil mastermind, has created an android and armed him with a new powerful weapon which can turn humans into zombies. Mabuse's right-hand man, Dr. Orloff than transports the android to Earth on a mission to destroy his arch-enemy, occult leader Howard Vernon. Upon arrival on Earth the android spins out of control and attacks unsuspecting people...

Keywords: nazi, naziploitation, stock-footage, zombie
Genres: Horror, Short,

Snakewoman (2005)

Actors: Lina Romay (writer), Lina Romay (miscellaneous crew), Lina Romay (actress), Jesús Franco (composer), Exequiel Caldas (composer), Jesús Franco (writer), Exequiel Caldas (actor), Antonio Mayans (actor), Jesús Franco (director), Kevin Collins (miscellaneous crew), Kevin Collins (producer), Fata Morgana (actress), Carmen Montes (actress), Peter Evanko (producer), Casey Yip (producer),

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: From the Master of Erotic Horror!

Colour Me Kubrick: A True...ish Story (2005)

Actors: Marisa Berenson (actress), Honor Blackman (actress), Leslie Phillips (actor), Peter Sallis (actor), Marc Warren (actor), Robert Powell (actor), Richard E. Grant (actor), John Malkovich (actor), James Faulkner (actor), Phil Cornwell (actor), Peter Bowles (actor), Ken Russell (actor), William Hootkins (actor), Steve Christian (producer), Luc Besson (producer),

Plot: In London in the 1990s, a balding alcoholic with an unsteady American accent introduces himself in pubs and other social settings as Stanley Kubrick. Drinks and meals are suddenly on the house or paid for by an admiring person, usually a man, whose costumes, band, acting abilities or what have you, Stanley finds fascinating. He's actually Alan Conway (1934-1998): we watch him parlay a self-confident manner and a small amount of movie knowledge into a persona whom others immediately hang their dreams on. In exchange, Stanley asks only that they pay the bill. Will he be exposed? Do prosecution and prison await? Or has the National Health something else in mind?

Keywords: alcoholic, arrest, band, bar, bed, belgravia-london, bisexual, black-comedy, breaking-down-a-door, cafe
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: They wanted something for nothing. He gave them nothing for something. A True...ish Story.

Quotes:

Alan Conway: The trouble with Marlon is that he thinks he's Brando.

Alan Conway: I've shaved off my beard off!

Frank Rich: Well he did say he "shaved off all of his beard off".

Freddie: Is it me or is it The Telegraph crossword?::Madam: Is *what* you or The Telegraph crossword?::Freddie: Getting difficult. Is it getting more difficult to do or is my ability to do it lessening?::Madam: Probably a bit of both.::Freddie: It can't be anal can it?::Madam: No, dear. Not in The Telegraph.

1st boy in bar: Of course, [Kubrick] left his calling card in 2001: A Space Odyssey. But none of us recognised it.::2nd boy in bar: 2001?::1st boy in bar: Yes. HAL, the computer. Camp as a row of tents. Positively Danny Debonair with that voice. That's why he killed the astronaut, wanted to be alone with the other beefcake.::2nd boy in bar: Oh. What's he working on now... Kubrick?::1st boy in bar: He's doing a remake of that Julie Christie film, 'Darling.' She's a boy this time. They wouldn't let John Schlesinger get away with *that* in the 1960s.::2nd boy in bar: Sounds captivating.::1st boy in bar: It is dear. Very captivating. And I've got a rather juicy part in it. It'll be goodbye soaps for moi.::2nd boy in bar: Well... they do say in Hollywood, the only way to the top is through the bottom.

Jasper: When you told me that you lost your limited edition Mont Blanc pen that Tom Cruise had given you, I thought that the very least I could do is to replace it.::Alan Conway: Oh! Jasper, I'm so touched. You are too kind.::Jasper: I'm so pleased that *you* are pleased.::Alan Conway: Look at it! It's wonderful... do you have the receipt?

Alan Conway: I'm only trying to escape myself. That's why I have to pretend to be someone else.

Melvyn: You could be bigger than Elvis!::Norman: Bigger than Jesus, lad!::Melvyn: Can you imagine how big Jesus would be if only he'd played the guitar?

The New Adventures of He-Man (1990)

Actors: Don Brown (actor), Don Brown (actor), Don Brown (actor), Don Brown (actor), Don Brown (actor), Don Brown (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Garry Chalk (actor), Don Brown (actor), Michael Donovan (actor),

Plot: He-Man is the legendary "Most Powerful in the Universe" and the mighty warrior of the planet Eternia and defender of the mysterious Castle Greyskull. With his special powers and with his weapon, The Sword of Greyskull, He-Man fought the evil Skeletor who bid to rule Eternia and discover the secrets of Greyskull. He-Man has been summoned to the planet "Primus", a world under threat from a band of evil mutants from the nearby planet "Denebria". But Skeletor has joined forces with the mutants in his goal of universal conquest. With help from his new companions: The Galactic Guardians, a loyal squadron of soldiers led by Captain Hydron and Lt. Flipshot, Teenage girl Drissi and her brother Caz and Darius, head of the galactic council. He-Man sets out to defend Primus from Skeletor and the mutants.

Keywords: advanced-technology, character-name-in-title, future, magic
Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: By the power of Eternia, He-Man returns to save the future!

Quotes:

Prince Adam: By the Power of Eternia!::He-Man: I have the power!

Prince Adam: [Adam is drawing out his sword and changing to He-Man in front of Randor and Marlena before leaving for Primus] BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!::He-Man: [Adam becomes He-Man] I HAVE THE POWER!

Skeletor: DON'T CALL ME BONEHEAD!

Flogg: [repeated line] Slushhead shutup!

El siniestro doctor Orloff (1984)

Actors: Jesús Franco (writer), Jesús Franco (composer), Jesús Franco (director), Antonio Mayans (actor), Howard Vernon (actor), Jesús Franco (actor), Lina Romay (actress), Jesús Franco (writer), Antonio Rebollo (actor), Rocío Freixas (actress), Juan Soler (actor), Rocío Freixas (actress), Rafael Izurquiza (actor), Ángel Ordiales (actor), Maria Amor Olmo (actress),

Genres: Horror,

The Passover Plot (1976)

Actors: Scott Wilson (actor), Harry Andrews (actor), Alex North (composer), Hugh Griffith (actor), Dan Hedaya (actor), Zalman King (actor), Donald Pleasence (actor), Menahem Golan (producer), Dov Hoenig (editor), Mary Wills (costume designer), Robert Walker Jr. (actor), Patricia Louisianna Knop (writer), Michael Schneider (actor), Lewis Van Bergen (actor), Wolf Schmidt (producer),

Plot: Dramatization of the controversial best-seller that posits an alternate version of the birth of Christianity. In this version, Jesus planned for His crucifixion by taking a drug that would simulate death. After His unconscious body was placed in the tomb, a religious sect known as the Zealots would secretly steal Christ's body from the tomb, then spread the rumor that He had risen, thus fulfilling Biblical prophecy.

Keywords: 1st-century, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, based-on-book, crucifixion, execution, independent-film, jerusalem, jesus-christ, passover
Genres: Drama,

El secreto del Dr. Orloff (1964)

Actors: Jesús Franco (director), Julio Parra (miscellaneous crew), Jesús Franco (writer), Fernando García Morcillo (composer), Daniel White (composer), Jesús Franco (writer), Marius Lesoeur (producer), Jesús Franco (actor), Manuel Guitián (actor), Pastor Serrador (actor), Rafael Hernández (actor), José Truchado (actor), Ramón Lillo (actor), Perla Cristal (actress), Javier de Rivera (actor),

Genres: Horror,

La vendetta di Ursus (1961)

Actors: Ignazio Balsamo (actor), Nerio Bernardi (actor), Livio Lorenzon (actor), Gianni Rizzo (actor), Ugo Sasso (actor), Amedeo Trilli (actor), Gina Rovere (actress), Luigi Capuano (writer), Marcello Ciorciolini (writer), Marcello Ciorciolini (writer), Roberto Gianviti (writer), Carlo Innocenzi (composer), Luigi Capuano (director), Antonietta Zita (editor), Attilio Dottesio (actor),

Plot: The evil King Zagro has designs on the beautiful Princess Sira. He wants to marry her so he can take over her kingdom and add it to his own. When Sira is kidnapped, Ursus leaves his farm to rescue her and to eventually lead a revolt against King Zagro.

Keywords: army, astrologer, bandit, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, barge, battle, beefcake, bow-and-arrow, chains
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Romance,

Quotes:

King Zagro: We'll see if you can find your tongue after a hundred lashes with a horsewhip.

Helen of Troy (1956)

Actors: Jacques Sernas (actor), Brigitte Bardot (actress), Harry Andrews (actor), Stanley Baker (actor), Torin Thatcher (actor), Robert Douglas (actor), Riccardo Garrone (actor), Cedric Hardwicke (actor), Esmond Knight (actor), Marc Lawrence (actor), Robert Brown (actor), Eduardo Ciannelli (actor), Niall MacGinnis (actor), Guido Notari (actor), Rossana Podestà (actress),

Plot: Prince Paris of Troy, shipwrecked on a mission to the king of Sparta, meets and falls for Queen Helen before he knows who she is. Rudely received by the royal Greeks, he must flee...but fate and their mutual passions lead him to take Helen along. This gives the Greeks just the excuse they need for much-desired war.

Keywords: abduction, ancient-greece, arson, bare-chested-male, battle, battlefield, blonde, boat, bow-and-arrow, boxing
Genres: Adventure, Drama, History, Romance, War,
Taglines: Its towering wonders span the age of titans!

Quotes:

Priam: [on seeing the Greek naval fleet approaching] The face that launched a thousand ships!

Paris: Make me immortal with a kiss!

Helen: [seeing the Trojan horse] Beware Greeks bearing gifts.

Helen: Forgive me Helen. You're two women. Both wise and good. I am two men, one fairly good, I try to believe and the other very bad indeed.::Helen: One is a man, the other just a boy I think... Paris, let him be so always... Never let him grow old.

Paris: Oh Goddess come to Earth. Make me a mortal with your kiss and we'll live on nectar and ambrosia... [kiss]... But I am not sure I like being so ethereal.

Helen: There's away Gods have... To give with one hand and take with two.