Underworld (2013)

Actors: Jessica Drake (actress), Capri Cavanni (actress), Derrick Pierce (actor), Tommy Gunn (actor), Xander Corvus (actor), Julia Ann (actress), Brad Armstrong (actor), TJ Cummings (actor), Toni Ribas (actor), Steven St. Croix (actor), David Lord (actor), Jack Vegas (actor), Eric Masterson (actor), Asa Akira (actress), Presley Hart (actress),

Genres: Adult,

Mistaken (2013)

Actors: Tony Cook (actor), Gene Fallaize (producer), Tony Cook (producer), Brian Deacon (actor), Anthony Roberts (editor), Anthony Roberts (director), Colin Burt Vidler (actor), Anthony Roberts (producer), Anthony Roberts (writer), Anthony Roberts (actor), Anthony Roberts (actor), Morgan West (actor), Dominik Hauser (composer), Mat Hall (producer), Mat Hall (actor),

Plot: When Leo Campbell arrives back in London from a business trip to see his fiancé he has no idea how difficult his life is about become. Minutes later his fiancé is murdered by a professional killer and he narrowly escapes alive from his home. With absolutely no explanation of why he was targeted, he turns to his trusted friend, Detective Tom Shaw. Together Tom and a distressed Leo search for answers, but after a few more deadly encounters, become involved in something far deeper than they could have ever imagined, and Leo discovers a ghost of his past may just be the cause of it all.

Keywords: british, corruption, detective, gun-action, hitman, italian, mafia, mistaken, twins
Genres: Action, Thriller,
Taglines: Someone mistook you, for someone who was supposed to die.

C.A.K.E. The Series (2013)

Actors: Russell Duncan (actor), Joshua Denhardt (actor), Daryl Anthony Harper (actor), Ayo Sorrells (actor), Nahesi Crawford (actor), Ericka Harden (editor), Keith Kraft (actor), Ericka Harden (actress), Ericka Harden (producer), Ericka Harden (writer), Ericka Harden (director), Kendra Hill (actor), Tristen J. Winger (actor), Blake Sunshine (actor), Ashley Adams (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Ghost Humpers (2011)

Actors: Keith Romine (producer), Willy Adkins (producer), Keith Romine (actor), Michael Schmid (actor), Willy Adkins (actor), Willy Adkins (miscellaneous crew), Justin R. Romine (editor), Justin R. Romine (writer), Justin R. Romine (producer), Justin R. Romine (director), Stuart Wahlin (actor), Caryn Ruby (actress), Berdella Endress (actress), Nikki Farce (actress), Ann Marie Boska (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Jake Gets Paid (2009)

Actors: Rohan Sen (editor), Brea Cola (actress), Ed Duranté (producer), Ed Duranté (actor), Ed Duranté (director), Cinque Northern (actor), Ed Duranté (writer), Grace Savage (actress), Janice Sequeira (producer), Paris DuRanté (actor), Natalia Volkodaeva (actress), Tanya Steele (miscellaneous crew), Kelley Reynolds (actress), Kimberly Holloway (actress), Queen Esther (actress),

Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: A Black Black Comedy About Miscegenation.

Big Missy (2009)

Actors: Jeoff Hanser (director), Jeoff Hanser (actor), Jeoff Hanser (editor), Jeoff Hanser (producer), Devin Marble (actor), Devin Marble (producer), Devin Marble (writer), Ruby Cantu (producer), Ruby Cantu (actress), Luke Bakker (actor), Jacob Tawney (actor), Marco Parra (actor), Nathan DiDomenico (actor), Gino Migliazza (composer),

Plot: A black&white; noir about a ruthless mob boss, (Big Missy) and a delivery gone bad. Jack, Big Missy's main guy gets the order to send a message out, by killing the delivery boy. Only to realize they might need him for one last thing... Ranch Dressing.

Genres: Crime, Short,
Taglines: It was a cold dark night...

Eddie's Father (2004)

Actors: Gary Halvorson (director), Josh Hutcherson (actor), Ken Marino (actor), Zak Orth (actor), Jamie Denbo (actress), David Pressman (actor), Sean Moran (actor), Nicole Bilderback (actress), Ken Mok (miscellaneous crew), Brandon Cruz (actor), Clay Lapari (miscellaneous crew), Rachel York (actress), Karman Graham Franck (miscellaneous crew), Brian Hall (producer), Art Kellner (editor),

Genres: ,

Survivor: Los Angeles the Ultimate Parody (2001)

Actors: Anthony Reynolds (actor), Stephen Chang (actor), Michael Cohen (composer), Danielle Bisutti (actress), Jay Huguley (actor), Tracy Weisert (actress), Msaada Nia (actress), Holly King (actress), Lance Moseley (actor), Kevin Carter (actor), Jarratt Carson (actor), Jarratt Carson (producer), Jarratt Carson (writer), Jarratt Carson (director), Robert DaGasta (producer),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Outlie, Outlive, Outlaugh - the Ultimate Parody

Slice (2000)

Actors: Michael Berryman (actor), Aaron Poole (actor), Jason Miller (actor), Mark Pavia (director), Mark Pavia (writer), Rodney A. Omanoff (producer), Jack O'Donnell (writer), Graham Kaye (producer), Julie Entwisle (actress), Semone Roberts (producer),

Genres: Horror,

Spy Hard (1996)

Actors: Robert Guillaume (actor), Andy Griffith (actor), Charles Durning (actor), Michael Berryman (actor), Elya Baskin (actor), Brad Garrett (actor), Bruce Gray (actor), Curtis Armstrong (actor), Ray Charles (actor), Carl Ciarfalio (actor), Erik Betts (actor), Eddie Deezen (actor), Barry Bostwick (actor), Robert Culp (actor), Matthew James Gulbranson (actor),

Plot: General Rancor is threatening to destroy the world with a missile he is hiding at his secret base. But to complete his goal, he needs a special computer chip, invented by the scientist Prof. Ukrinsky. Special Agent Dick Steele is assigned to the case, in order to prevent the worst. He teams up with Ukrinsky's daughter Veronique, who happens to be a KGB agent.

Keywords: 1990s, amazing-grace-hymn, axe, bikini-girl, bond-girl, cameo, catfight, chained-to-wall, child-abuse, comic-hero
Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence. The Laughs Start Soon!

Quotes:

[Two thugs are dragging McCluckey up some stairs, hitting his head on every step]::Thug: That's for Getting Even With Dad. And that's for My Girl. And that's for My Girl 2.::McCluckey: I wasn't even in My Girl 2!::Both Thugs: We don't care!

Coleman: Good God! He must be stopped!::General Rancor: Dick Steele couldn't stop me fifteen years ago, and all the Dicks you got won't stop me now!::Coleman: Well, apparently he hasn't, uh, seen the size of some of our newer members!

Bus Driver: [driving the bus] Next stop, Sunset Boulevard! I guess it's Sunset Boulevard.

[about to infiltrate Kikiree Island]::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I'm going in there.::Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: That's crazy!::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Operator, get me Washington.::Operator: George?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: D.C.

Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: Have a nice flight, and I wish you adieus::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have.

Agent Steve Bishop: Sir, we have intercepted a disturbing video on the rock of gabraltar.::The Director: Well, what is it?::Agent Steve Bishop: It's this really big rock sticking out of the water on the south coast of Spain.

Kabul: Do you have lighter?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I only use matches.::Kabul: Does your mother know you smoke?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Yes. But I don't inhale.::Kabul: Kabul::[Steele gives him puzzled look]::Kabul: I'm Kabul

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: [to Rancor] I'd shake your hand, but I don't know where it landed

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with a Gnab silencer. That's KGB. You prefer an H&K; over an A.K. Your surveillance technique is NSA. Your ID is CIA. You received your Ph.D. at NYU. Traded in your GTO for a BMV. You listen to CDs by R.E.M. and STP. And you'd like to see J.F.K. in his BVDs, getting down with O.P.P. And you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside.