Horoscopes
Thought for the day 27 May 2016
Jonathan was preparing readings in advance before his death earlier this month and we are continuing to publish them. We are also sharing Jonathan's inspiring quotes. Today, from May 2007:
'Imagine if you could change anything and alter any factor about human life. You might, for example, decide to fix it so that nobody ever had to die. Then the planet would be full of extremely old and jaded folk who had been around for thousands of years and had lost all enthusiasm for everything. An eternity of boredom. All I'm saying is that sometimes even the things that seem the most wrong are, in their own way, right.'
Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
You are starting to fear that you don't matter to someone, that you are not important in a crucial situation, that your life lacks some of the warmth, love and comfort that you would so much like to feel. There's much that's good, of course, but whenever we start to torture ourselves by focusing on what's bad, the bad seemingly gets worse! Somehow, you've got to think less about what you wish would come to you and more about how you can reach out and give more. As soon as you do, your heart will take wing! Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Pisces
Feb 20 - Mar 20
Is an elephant just an ant with an extra 'eleph'? The elephant and the ant do have something crucial in common. They are both alive. They are both powered by the same vital spark - an invisible energy surges through them both. It surges too through everyone. We are all manifestations of the same divine energy. We are expressions of life. When we truly understand this we automatically become more in tune with all things and thus we become capable of almost anything - as you will soon discover. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 20
It seems that almost everyone has a suggestion for you this weekend. You can hardly turn in any direction without being offered some kind of guidance or advice. This is almost making me feel a little reluctant to offer you my own insights. I would hate to be just one more voice for you to ignore - especially as I'm inclined to encourage you to ignore as many voices as you can! Perhaps a little 'reverse psychology' is called for. Do everything everyone tells you to do, particularly if this puts you into a position of impossible conflict. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Taurus
Apr 21 - May 21
For a couple of days now, Mercury and Venus have been in what my predecessors would have called a 'state of mutual reception'. I'll spare you the technical explanation. But have you noticed an increased capacity for creating harmonious relationships, finding beautiful solutions and having some very valuable ideas? Whilst this could make you hard to placate if a contribution isn't appreciated, it could also provide you with the momentum you need to pursue an inspired plan that proves richly rewarding. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Gemini
May 22 - June 22
Do you really need to make things happen quickly? We often imagine that if we don't seize our opportunities, we will miss them. But in reality, few of life's chances are quite so transient. If the universe really wants you to have something, it will do all it can to keep the possibility open, until you have had a chance to recognise it and respond. It is not as if our guardian angels float above our heads, clutching invisible stop-watches saying, 'Right. That's it. They have had enough time now.' Trust all that and relax today. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Cancer
Jun 23 - Jul 23
Must you comply with every request that is now being made of your emotions? Are you not entitled to be picky? Are you afraid that you will upset someone or create some terrible problem if you cause a fuss? And why should you let this worry you? Don't you need to fight your corner? You may feel at the moment that you have a point to prove. Too many people are counting on you to make a difference - and, in this moment, you really can do that. Of course, you'll need to stand firm. Just try not to be rigid... Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Leo
Jul 24 - Aug 23
Perhaps Heaven is some kind of private cinema where departed spirits watch the movies of the lives they have just led. Can you imagine your own story from such a detached perspective? But you don't need to leave this world in order to recognise the real importance of all that you have lately done and are currently doing. You just need to leave behind a set of negative ideas and opinions that are holding back the power of your movie-star magnetism. Then you'll be one step closer to landing a starring role. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Virgo
Aug 24 - Sep 23
Is intelligence the result of nature or nurture? While the academics continue to debate this, I can at least confirm that zodiac sign is no indicator of IQ. We can't say some signs are brighter than others. But there are definitely times when some of us all function better, when our minds are sharper, our ideas are clearer and our plans are more likely to make great sense. You'll see what I mean soon. The cleverness fairy is sitting on your shoulder. If you want to be extra smart, ask her what will help her to stick around. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Libra
Sep 24 - Oct 23
The clock is ticking. That doesn't mean, though, that it is definitely telling the right time. The engine is running. That doesn't mean, though, that the wheels are turning. Even if they are, you can't assume they are pointing in the right direction. As with mechanical devices, which must be checked and inspected regularly, so with relationships arrangements and agreements. There's now a need to think back over recent events and learn from them. Only then can you see what needs to change and how to change it. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
For some while, we've been waiting for your ruler Mars to move back into your sign since it left in March. In telling you about this change, I may be raising a big expectation. Perhaps you think everything will alter dramatically the moment this celestial development occurs? You will notice a subtle but significant change immediately. You may have to revisit some old ground but this time you'll have experience on your side. A greater confidence will well up within you in the coming days. From this, in time, all else will flow. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
'Prepare to meet thy maker!' In the good old days, when people took the end of the world seriously, prophets of doom would paint these words on placards they would wave. Others insist that we don't need such traumatic circumstances in order to meet our maker. They argue that if we want to get in touch with the Divine force that sustains the whole of creation, we don't even have to die! We just have to open our eyes to the beauty of nature. You now seem to be steeling yourself for bad news. None is coming. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
'I'm sick and tired of hearing things from uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites...' sang John Lennon in his tirade against those who manipulate the media to persuade us of their opinions. We could argue that, in composing this song, he was doing precisely the same thing. All he wanted was the truth. But he didn't go on to explain or define what truth is. None of us really knows that. We can just instinctively tell when a statement doesn't reflect it. Trust your instincts this weekend and watch the fog clear. Now, Jonathan did not just prepare sun-sign readings. You should read his personal horoscope reports. Inside you'll find page after page of insights and predictions all about your personality and what's in store for you in the future. It's still as close as you can get you to a one-to-one reading with him. You can download a personal horoscope chart here
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