Our very creative 1st year MBA students presented this video as a gift to graduating students during the 2016 toast ceremony. Lyrics below: You ready? Let’s go! Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about It's like this y'all This is ten percent fun, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent crazy, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! Eller! – It doesn't need its name up in lights It just has a SOCO, whether it’s a BLOT or a line, It feels so unlike everybody else, that’s all, In spite of the fact that we maximize profits unknown, They haters, we know the trick It’s not about the hype we see, It’s all about ability and making some noise Making our story – making sure our resume’s tight That means when we throw it down, companies gettin’ all hype! Let’s go! Who the heck are we anyway? We never really brag much Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck Humbled through experiential learning despite the fact That many misjudge us ‘cause they can’t find Tucson on any map Wrote the status report now, so the client connects Never asking for someone’s help, or to get our own check We’re only focused on what we have, our will is beyond reach And now it all unfolds, the skill we live and breathe This is twenty percent risk Eighty percent gain Be a hundred percent clear cause’ Eller is ill Who would’ve thought we’d be the one to set the west in flames Then we also wreck it with Porter’s Five Forces, SWOT helps to frame Came back fought Crisis Comm, took ‘em to church It’s like speech man, why not ride this flow till it hurts This school is the truth, now everybody’s letting us be boss Our rep’s through the roof I heard we’re slaying at case comps! This is ten percent fun, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent crazy, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! They call us Eller, we’re sick, And we’re spitting fire And now got us out this summer it’s hot Jana Juice in Eller with Shyam What an awesome marketing strategy Weigh the gain, weigh the cost The type others want to hire, our value prop at the top Two years in the making, patiently waiting to go Now we’re repping at John Molson taking over the globe We’ve got our partners in crime, our staff is equally dope You won’t believe the kind of talent that comes out this school’s boat Yo! – We’re not your everyday on the block We know how to work with what we’ve got Making our way to the top We often get a question ‘bout our game, People keep asking what’s your, knowledge all worth And are your teachers all passionate? So, we’re living proof, managing we’re the truth We’ll get you buzzing quicker than caprinhas gotta get loose Us and our crew are becoming one of the best Dedicated to what we do and give a hundred percent Forget failure – Nobody really knows how or why we work so hard It seems like we’ve never got time Because we write every word and we write every line And we’re often at work when that light goes on in our minds It’s like an outline is written in our heads every time Before we even tapping a key or speaking our mind And those alumni that we run with, The help they provide, Ridiculous, without even asking, How do they do it? This is ten percent fun, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent crazy, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! This is ten percent fun, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent crazy, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

• published: 11 May 2016
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