Face Eater (2008)

Actors: Jon McClure (miscellaneous crew), Jon McClure (actor), Jon McClure (writer), Jarrod Perrott (director), Jarrod Perrott (editor), Jarrod Perrott (actor), Jon McClure (producer), Jarrod Perrott (producer), Dyan Wilder-McClure (actress), Dyan Wilder-McClure (actress), Dyan Wilder-McClure (costume designer), Austin Flynn (actor), Meg Cook (actress), Lucas Zaichkowsky (actor), Meg Cook (actress),

Plot: Mild-mannered bookstore owner and comic book dealer Flecks Crushe leads a double life as a pathological mob enforcer for his ruthless boss, Senator Corman. When Flecks is seen acting strangely his cohorts question his sanity. After Flecks kills a member of his crew for working with his arch-nemesis Romero, Mike & Lenny decide it's high time to fit Flecks with a pine overcoat. As the dark and ludicrous world of Face Eater unfolds, the mobsters fight it out the only way they can. And you will be on the edge of your seat trying to decide who will avoid having their face eaten!

Keywords: anti-hero, assassination-attempt, b-movie, betrayal, black-comedy, blood, book, cadillac, camp, cannibalism
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Horror,
Taglines: If you don't like this movie, you're already dead!

Quotes:

Flecks Crushe: Relax Ed. I know how awkward parties can be when you're unacquainted. But you know Corman, and now you know me, so just be yourself.

Flecks Crushe: I appreciate you hiding locally, with gas prices how they are these days.

Flecks Crushe: Dress shoes scuff easily. They don't have the arch support you'd expect for the money. Have you found that to be true Ed?

Senator Corman: Nothing throws the cops off faster than an extra stiff.

Flecks Crushe: Taking so long to answer makes you seem dishonest... Hurts my feelings.

Coffee Girl: Is your friend okay?::Flecks Crushe: He's fine. It's been a long day, and he's shot...

Jason: Before he died, Bob told me why Corman named you Flecks.::Flecks Crushe: How unkind of you to mention it. It could happen to anyone who wears dark clothing...

Escape from New York (1981)

Actors: Donald Pleasence (actor), John Diehl (actor), Bob Minor (actor), George 'Buck' Flower (actor), Tom Atkins (actor), John Carpenter (actor), Isaac Hayes (actor), John Carpenter (actor), John Carpenter (actor), Ernest Borgnine (actor), Al Cerullo (actor), Charles Cyphers (actor), Rodger Bumpass (actor), Alan Shearman (actor), Kurt Russell (actor),

Plot: In the future, crime is out of control and New York City is a maximum security prison. Grabbing a bargaining chip right out of the air, convicts bring down the President's plane in bad old Gotham. Gruff Snake Plissken, a one-eyed lone warrior new to prison life, is coerced into bringing the President, and his cargo, out of this land of undesirables.

Keywords: 1990s, action-hero, airforce-one, airplane-accident, airplane-crash, ambush, anti-hero, assassination-attempt, attack-on-president, audio-cassette
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The world's greatest leader is a hostage in the most dangerous place on Earth. Now only the deadliest man alive can save him. 1997. New York City is now a maximum security prison. Breaking out is impossible. Breaking in is insane. New York City has Become the Only Maximum Security Prison for the Entire Country. Once You go In, You don't Come Out... Until Today.

Quotes:

Bob Hauk: You go in, find the President, bring him out in 24 hours, and you're a free man.::Snake Plissken: 24 hours, huh?::Bob Hauk: I'm making you an offer.::Snake Plissken: Bullshit!::Bob Hauk: Straight just like I said.::Snake Plissken: I'll think about it.::Bob Hauk: No time. Give me an answer.::Snake Plissken: Get a new president!::Bob Hauk: We're still at war, Plissken. We need him alive.::Snake Plissken: I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president.::Bob Hauk: Is that your answer?::Snake Plissken: I'm thinking about it.::Bob Hauk: Think hard.::Snake Plissken: [pause] Why me?::Bob Hauk: You flew the Gullfire over Leningrad. You know how to get in quiet. You're all I got.::Snake Plissken: [pause] I guess I go in one way or the other... doesn't mean shit to me. All right... I'll do it. Give me the pardon paper.::Bob Hauk: When you come out.::Snake Plissken: Before.::Bob Hauk: I told you I wasn't a fool, Plissken.::Snake Plissken: Call me Snake.

President: God save me, and watch over you all.

Bob Hauk: I'm not a fool, Plissken!::Snake Plissken: Call me "Snake."

Hauk: Plissken? Plissken, what are you doing?::Snake Plissken: Playing with myself! I'm going in.

Bob Hauk: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.::Snake Plissken: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?::Bob Hauk: No.::Snake Plissken: Good!

Bob Hauk: It's the survival of the human race, Plissken. Something you don't give a shit about.

Girl in "Chock Full O'Nuts": You're a cop!::Snake Plissken: I'm an asshole...

The Duke: They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 69th Street bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up!::[cheering erupts]::The Duke: On the hood of my car!

Brain: They're savages, Mr. President.

Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake?::Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired. [pause] Maybe later.