'Astronomer' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
THE END of Syracuse NY (2011)
Actors:
Michael J. Widger (writer),
Michael J. Widger (director),
Brian Hewitt (actor),
Joel Miscione (actor),
Eliza Widger (writer),
Eliza Widger (director),
Richard L. Breyer (actor),
Richard L. Breyer (actor),
Peter Mahan (actor),
Plot: Mars is on a crash course with Earth, and today is THE END... Tom travels to a run down grocery store in search of last minute provisions for his wife and children, COR binges on sex and drugs, Nicole yearns for love, Oxburg copes with his unsuccessful rap career, and a pack of armed bikers go on a killing spree. Various characters crisscross and collide in a series of unusual adventures, all of which take place in the small city of Syracuse, NY.
Genres:
Drama,
Horror,
Romance,
Short,
Lights2 (2005)
Actors:
John Mills (actor),
Marcus Dillistone (editor),
Marcus Dillistone (writer),
Marcus Dillistone (producer),
Marcus Dillistone (director),
Mike Busson (actor),
Oreke Mosheshe (actress),
Dimitris Marcantonatos (miscellaneous crew),
Olivia Dillistone (actress),
Paul Stefanides (composer),
Belinda Stephens (actress),
Dominic Stephens (actor),
Frank Bonacorso (actor),
Genres:
Short,
Addicted to Love (1997)
Actors:
Bob Weinstein (producer),
Harvey Weinstein (producer),
Bill Timoney (actor),
Maureen Stapleton (actress),
Meg Ryan (actress),
Larry Pine (actor),
Kelly Preston (actress),
Lee Wilkof (actor),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Tchéky Karyo (actor),
Daniel Dae Kim (actor),
David Boston (actor),
Steve McAuliff (actor),
Griffin Dunne (director),
Rachel Portman (composer),
Plot: Good-natured astronomer Sam is devastated when the love of his life, Linda, leaves him for a suave Frenchman named Anton. He therefore does what every other normal dumpee would do; go to New York and set up home in the abandoned building opposite his ex-girlfriend's apartment, intent on winning her back and waiting until she decides to leave her current lover. What Sam does not count on is being joined several weeks later by ultra hip tomboy Maggie, a photographer and motor-cyclist who is determined to get revenge on Anton, her ex-fiance. Hostile at first, the two of them eventually join forces in an attempt to separate the couple, and ruin Anton's life. However, complications ensue when Sam and Maggie start falling for each other.
Keywords: airplane, allergy, astronomy, automated-teller-machine, camera, camera-obscura, cockroach, lingerie-slip, love, male-nudity
Genres:
Comedy,
Romance,
Taglines: A Comedy About Lost Loves And Last Laughs Might as well face it. A comedy about two people who are getting off on getting even.
Quotes:
Sam: So what is your plan? What do you want to do?::Maggie: I just want his dignity, that's all. I want him hopeless, loveless, finished off! I just wish him ill, very very ill.::Sam: How ill are we talking here?::Maggie: I'm not saying I want him dead. But, should that occur... people die every day, why should he be any different? I'm just thinking on my feet, though. I don't have to decide the death part right now, I can just wait and see how I feel once his dignity's a thing of the past.
Maggie: You know Sam, French men are very small.::Sam: Yeah?::Maggie: But not this guy. It's like Godzilla's tail! He could take down Tokyo with that thing!
Maggie: What's your name?::Sam: Mike.::Maggie: What's your name, Mike?::Sam: Sam.
Sam: I'm the Milky Way Man, and I know everything!
[watching Anton and Linda on the camera obscura, without sound, Sam and Maggie ad-lib their conversation with French accents]::Sam: Look, my darling, I wanted to show you how well my hands fit on top of my knees, and also to give you a little...::Maggie: Get away from me. Get away from me, please. You are rude.::Sam: Oh, but I love you, my little lamb. I must have you. My love is throbbing at quite a fevered cadence.::Maggie: But you cannot have me. My love is reserved for another.::Sam: You cannot mean...?::Maggie: Yes! The Milky Way Man!::[on the screen, Anton turns away from Linda]::Sam: No, no, no! Anyone but him! No, this is a man who can predict Alpha Cluster emissions. Next to him, I am nothing. I'm a worm, I'm a little...::Maggie: Yes, I love his emissions. Not every man...::[they crack up laughing]::Maggie: ...can be the Milky Way Man.::Sam: No.::[on the screen, Anton sulks]::Maggie: What will you do now?::Sam: Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you and pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses. Heh-heh.::Maggie: That's good. Now be quiet about that, or I will make you...::[Linda stuffs a pecan into Anton's mouth, and then licks her fingers]::Maggie: Eat another one of these pecans!::Sam: I like! Oh, this is very good.::Maggie: Look how I'm licking my fingers. You like that?::Sam: I like everything, I am French.
Sam: Oh my God! Oh my God he's killing her!::Maggie: Yeah, he's killin' her all right, and she's loving every minute of it!
[hearing Anton and Linda screaming with ecstasy]::Sam: No, she's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle...::Maggie: Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!
Sam: Say what you want, Linda and I are in love.::Maggie: Yeah, except for her boning my boyfriend, you two are the perfect couple.::Sam: Listen, Catwoman. At the end of the day, she is coming back to me, and we're gonna be happy! And where are you gonna be? All alone somewhere, plotting some little revenge scheme, that's where!::Maggie: Let me tell you something, Sam. Listen to me very carefully. Are you listening?::Sam: Yes.::Maggie: The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.
[last lines]::Sam: So I saw this episode of "Lassie" today. And Lassie was accused of a crime she didn't commit, and the Ranger was coming to put her to sleep.::Maggie: Uh-oh. How's Lassie going to get out of this one?::Sam: Well, the little boy told Lassie that she had to go away, far away.::Maggie: For her own good.::Sam: Yes, but you see, Lassie couldn't leave. Lassie just couldn't leave the boy.::Maggie: What did he do?::Sam: He told her he never liked her. He said, "I hate you, Lassie. I hate you. You're a bad dog."::Maggie: That must have made Lassie sad.::Sam: Yes, it did. Lassie trotted off, very sadly. But you know what happened? Lassie came home, Maggie.::Maggie: Did the little boy make it with Lassie?::Sam: Yes. Yes he did.
Maggie: I sleep naked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.
UFOs: 50 Years of Denial? (1997)
Actors:
Robert Carradine (actor),
Robert Carradine (actor),
Orson Welles (actor),
Stanton Friedman (actor),
Stanton Friedman (actor),
Edgar D. Mitchell (actor),
James Fox (director),
James Fox (actor),
James Fox (editor),
James Fox (producer),
Robert Dean (actor),
J. Allen Hynek (actor),
Wendelle Stevens (actor),
Jesse Marcel (actor),
William Blanchard (actor),
Genres:
Documentary,
Addicted to Love (1997)
Actors:
Bob Weinstein (producer),
Harvey Weinstein (producer),
Bill Timoney (actor),
Maureen Stapleton (actress),
Meg Ryan (actress),
Larry Pine (actor),
Kelly Preston (actress),
Lee Wilkof (actor),
Matthew Broderick (actor),
Tchéky Karyo (actor),
Daniel Dae Kim (actor),
David Boston (actor),
Steve McAuliff (actor),
Griffin Dunne (director),
Rachel Portman (composer),
Plot: Good-natured astronomer Sam is devastated when the love of his life, Linda, leaves him for a suave Frenchman named Anton. He therefore does what every other normal dumpee would do; go to New York and set up home in the abandoned building opposite his ex-girlfriend's apartment, intent on winning her back and waiting until she decides to leave her current lover. What Sam does not count on is being joined several weeks later by ultra hip tomboy Maggie, a photographer and motor-cyclist who is determined to get revenge on Anton, her ex-fiance. Hostile at first, the two of them eventually join forces in an attempt to separate the couple, and ruin Anton's life. However, complications ensue when Sam and Maggie start falling for each other.
Keywords: airplane, allergy, astronomy, automated-teller-machine, camera, camera-obscura, cockroach, lingerie-slip, love, male-nudity
Genres:
Comedy,
Romance,
Taglines: A Comedy About Lost Loves And Last Laughs Might as well face it. A comedy about two people who are getting off on getting even.
Quotes:
Sam: So what is your plan? What do you want to do?::Maggie: I just want his dignity, that's all. I want him hopeless, loveless, finished off! I just wish him ill, very very ill.::Sam: How ill are we talking here?::Maggie: I'm not saying I want him dead. But, should that occur... people die every day, why should he be any different? I'm just thinking on my feet, though. I don't have to decide the death part right now, I can just wait and see how I feel once his dignity's a thing of the past.
Maggie: You know Sam, French men are very small.::Sam: Yeah?::Maggie: But not this guy. It's like Godzilla's tail! He could take down Tokyo with that thing!
Maggie: What's your name?::Sam: Mike.::Maggie: What's your name, Mike?::Sam: Sam.
Sam: I'm the Milky Way Man, and I know everything!
[watching Anton and Linda on the camera obscura, without sound, Sam and Maggie ad-lib their conversation with French accents]::Sam: Look, my darling, I wanted to show you how well my hands fit on top of my knees, and also to give you a little...::Maggie: Get away from me. Get away from me, please. You are rude.::Sam: Oh, but I love you, my little lamb. I must have you. My love is throbbing at quite a fevered cadence.::Maggie: But you cannot have me. My love is reserved for another.::Sam: You cannot mean...?::Maggie: Yes! The Milky Way Man!::[on the screen, Anton turns away from Linda]::Sam: No, no, no! Anyone but him! No, this is a man who can predict Alpha Cluster emissions. Next to him, I am nothing. I'm a worm, I'm a little...::Maggie: Yes, I love his emissions. Not every man...::[they crack up laughing]::Maggie: ...can be the Milky Way Man.::Sam: No.::[on the screen, Anton sulks]::Maggie: What will you do now?::Sam: Forlorn, I will wander the earth by myself - thinking of you and pausing occasionally to have the sex with the skullses. Heh-heh.::Maggie: That's good. Now be quiet about that, or I will make you...::[Linda stuffs a pecan into Anton's mouth, and then licks her fingers]::Maggie: Eat another one of these pecans!::Sam: I like! Oh, this is very good.::Maggie: Look how I'm licking my fingers. You like that?::Sam: I like everything, I am French.
Sam: Oh my God! Oh my God he's killing her!::Maggie: Yeah, he's killin' her all right, and she's loving every minute of it!
[hearing Anton and Linda screaming with ecstasy]::Sam: No, she's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle...::Maggie: Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!
Sam: Say what you want, Linda and I are in love.::Maggie: Yeah, except for her boning my boyfriend, you two are the perfect couple.::Sam: Listen, Catwoman. At the end of the day, she is coming back to me, and we're gonna be happy! And where are you gonna be? All alone somewhere, plotting some little revenge scheme, that's where!::Maggie: Let me tell you something, Sam. Listen to me very carefully. Are you listening?::Sam: Yes.::Maggie: The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.
[last lines]::Sam: So I saw this episode of "Lassie" today. And Lassie was accused of a crime she didn't commit, and the Ranger was coming to put her to sleep.::Maggie: Uh-oh. How's Lassie going to get out of this one?::Sam: Well, the little boy told Lassie that she had to go away, far away.::Maggie: For her own good.::Sam: Yes, but you see, Lassie couldn't leave. Lassie just couldn't leave the boy.::Maggie: What did he do?::Sam: He told her he never liked her. He said, "I hate you, Lassie. I hate you. You're a bad dog."::Maggie: That must have made Lassie sad.::Sam: Yes, it did. Lassie trotted off, very sadly. But you know what happened? Lassie came home, Maggie.::Maggie: Did the little boy make it with Lassie?::Sam: Yes. Yes he did.
Maggie: I sleep naked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.
The Final Conflict (1981)
Actors:
David Seltzer (writer),
Jerry Goldsmith (composer),
Dick Anthony Williams (actor),
Harvey Bernhard (producer),
Richard Donner (producer),
Ruby Wax (actress),
Hazel Court (actress),
Mason Adams (actor),
Arnold Diamond (actor),
Norman Bird (actor),
Sam Neill (actor),
Harvey Bernhard (actor),
Rossano Brazzi (actor),
Geoff Freeman (miscellaneous crew),
Don Gordon (actor),
Plot: Now come into his full knowledge and power, the Anti-Christ in the body of Damien Thorne is about to strike his final blow. The Christ-child has been born again, on the Angel Isle, Great Britain (Scotland, England & Wales). The plan is simple, find the male children born on the specified day, and kill them all.
Keywords: 666, accident, adoption, ambassador, american-flag, anal-rape, angel, animal-like, antichrist, apocalypse
Genres:
Horror,
Thriller,
Taglines: The power of evil is no longer in the hands of a child. The Last Chapter in the Omen Trilogy The ultimate confrontation between good and evil!
Quotes:
Damien Thorn: Nazarene, you have won... nothing...
Damien Thorn: Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me ? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was concieved of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever.
Damien Thorn: Suffer the little children to come unto me. Your words, Nazarene. Not mine.
Damien Thorn: If Abraham was ready to slay his own son for the love of his God, why won't you do the same for the love of mine?
Damien Thorn: You, my disciples will truly inherit this Earth!
Damien Thorn: Disciples of the Watch; I stand before you; in the name of the one who was cast out from Heaven, but is alive in me.
Damien Thorn: "And it shall come to pass that in the end days the beast shall reign 100 score and 30 days and nights. And the faithful shall cry unto the Lord, 'Wherefore art thou in the day of evil?' And the Lord shall hear their prayers. And out of the Angel Isle he shall bring forth the Deliverer; the holy Lamb of God who shall do battle with the beast. And shall destroy him." Only it won't be the beast that is destroyed, it'll be the Nazarene.
Damien Thorn: Oh my Father, Lord of Silence, Supreme God of Desolation, though mankind reviles yet aches to embrace, strengthen my purpose to save the world from a second ordeal of Jesus Christ and his grubby mundane creed. Show man instead the raptures of Thy kingdom. Infuse in him the grandeur of melancholy, the divinity of loneliness, the purity of evil, the paradise of pain.
Damien Thorn: He was born last night... I feel his presence. Like a virus, a parasite feeding on my energy; trying to drain me of power. For everyday that he lives and grows, my force will weaken.
Damien Thorn: I now command you to seek out and destroy the Nazarene child. Slay the Nazarene... and I shall reign forever. Fail... and I perish.
Lettres de Stalingrad (1969)
Actors:
Alberto Cavalcanti (actor),
Paul Crauchet (actor),
Gilles Ségal (actor),
Pierre Tabard (actor),
Gilles Katz (director),
Gilles Katz (actor),
Gilles Katz (writer),
Frederic Muninger (actor),
Patricia Saint-Georges (actress),
James Cellier (actor),
Genres:
,
Lucky Stars (1925)
Actors:
William Hornbeck (editor),
Vernon Dent (actor),
Harry Langdon (actor),
Tiny Ward (actor),
Natalie Kingston (actress),
Andy Clyde (actor),
Mack Sennett (producer),
Frank Capra (writer),
Al Giebler (writer),
Arthur Ripley (writer),
Harry Edwards (director),
Ruth Taylor (actress),
Plot: Henry Lamb sits listlessly on a curb. A sidewalk fortune teller with a telescope tells Henry he has a lucky star, and that if he follows it, he'll become a doctor, travel far, and meet a dark lady. Henry now has a purpose. With the wad of money he's saved, he boards a train, meets Dr. Healy, goes with Healy to the Mexican town of San Tabasco, and sees the lovely Mazda looking down on him from a balcony. Is everything just as his fortune foretold? Has he indeed followed his lucky star?
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
Le voyage dans la lune (1902)
Actors:
Georges Méliès (actor),
Georges Méliès (editor),
Georges Méliès (director),
H.G. Wells (writer),
Jules Verne (writer),
Georges Méliès (writer),
Georges Méliès (producer),
Georges Méliès (actor),
Jeanne d'Alcy (actress),
Jeanne d'Alcy (costume designer),
Jean-Benoît Dunckel (composer),
Bleuette Bernon (actress),
Nicolas Godin (composer),
Octavio Vázquez (composer),
Henri Delannoy (actor),
Plot: A group of men travel to the moon by being shot in a capsule from a giant cannon. They are captured by moon-men, escape, and return to the earth.
Keywords: alien, anthropomorphic-moon, anthropomorphism, astronomer, based-on-novel, cannon, capture, comet, crater, escape
Genres:
Adventure,
Fantasy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Le voyage dans la lune (1902)
Actors:
Georges Méliès (actor),
Georges Méliès (editor),
Georges Méliès (director),
H.G. Wells (writer),
Jules Verne (writer),
Georges Méliès (writer),
Georges Méliès (producer),
Georges Méliès (actor),
Jeanne d'Alcy (actress),
Jeanne d'Alcy (costume designer),
Jean-Benoît Dunckel (composer),
Bleuette Bernon (actress),
Nicolas Godin (composer),
Octavio Vázquez (composer),
Henri Delannoy (actor),
Plot: A group of men travel to the moon by being shot in a capsule from a giant cannon. They are captured by moon-men, escape, and return to the earth.
Keywords: alien, anthropomorphic-moon, anthropomorphism, astronomer, based-on-novel, cannon, capture, comet, crater, escape
Genres:
Adventure,
Fantasy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,