Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars (2010)

Actors: Will Forte (actor), Will Forte (actor), John Belushi (actor), Fred Armisen (actor), Charles Barkley (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), Tom Davis (actor), Tom Davis (actor), Fred Armisen (actor), Jimmy Fallon (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Will Forte (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Porridge (1979)

Actors: Geoffrey Bayldon (actor), Peter Vaughan (actor), Julian Holloway (actor), Dick Clement (writer), Ronnie Barker (actor), Ian La Frenais (writer), Dick Clement (director), Ian La Frenais (producer), Brian Wilde (actor), Daniel Peacock (actor), Susan d'Arcy (miscellaneous crew), Jane Buck (miscellaneous crew), Sam Kelly (actor), Fulton Mackay (actor), Derek Deadman (actor),

Plot: This prison comedy is based on the popular British television series of the same name. Long time Slade prison inmate Fletcher is ordered by Grouty to arrange a football match between the prisoners and an all-star celebrity team. Fletcher is unaware that the match is only a diversion so that an escape can take place. When Fletcher and his cell mate Lennie stumble on the escape, they are taken along, and find themselves having to break back into prison to avoid getting into trouble.

Keywords: based-on-tv-series, independent-film, prison, sequel, title-spoken-by-character
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Fletcher's inside story - even funnier as a film.

Quotes:

Mackay: [During the football game Godber jumps up to head the ball, instead he misses, falls backwards and bangs his head on the goalpost causing him to fall over] [MacKay holds up one finger] How many fingers am I holding up?::Godber: You can't fool me sir, five.

[Trying to make small talk with Fletcher]::Mr Beal: Long to do?::Fletcher: Long enough.::Mr Beal: What you in for?::Fletcher: Got caught.

[At lunch time]::Bunny Warren: What's the 'old up Fletch?::Fletcher: It's the defrocked dentist havin' a go at the cuisine again.

Bunny Warren: 'Ere Fletch!::Fletcher: I'm late.::Bunny Warren: Look, I've got a letter from the wife, can you read it to me?::Fletcher: Listen Bunny, if you can't read, how do you know it's from your wife?::Bunny Warren: It's got Elaine's scent.::Fletcher: Cor, where's Elaine work? A tarpaulin factory?

Mackay: Fletcher!::Fletcher: Sir.::Mackay: If you want to sing, I suggest you form a Slade Prison Glee Club.::Fletcher: Glee?

Fletcher: You're lookin' a bit down in the mouth, Mr Barrowclough, anything the matter?::Mr Barrowclough: Oh, nothing much. The usual. Domestic crisis.::Fletcher: Oh dear. Mrs Barrowclough left you, has she?::Mr Barrowclough: Unhappily... no Fletcher.

[watching Mackay testing the curry in the prison kitchens]::Fletcher: Course, he sees 'imself as an authority on curry, he does, on account of where he was stationed in the army.::Rudge: Where? India?::Fletcher: No, Bradford.

Godber: Hey, why don't we nick a chicken?::Fletcher: Don't be silly, it's Wednesday afternoon. Where we going to get sage and onion stuffing, eh?

Fletcher: I wouldn't leave that bike there if I was you.::Mr Beal: When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.::Fletcher: Suit yourself. But there are one or two thieves in 'ere. Know what I mean?

[Fletcher finally gives in and reads Bunny's letter]::Fletcher: All right, I'll just you the 'ighlights, all right? 'Dearest Bunny, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah...::[pause as he turns the page]::Fletcher: blah.::Bunny Warren: Blah blah blah what?::Fletcher: It's trivia, Bunny, it's just trivia, it's the weather, her mother's catarrh, she's retiled the lav, the canary's got haemorrhoids, she's met a welder at the Fiesta Club and she's thinking of movin' in with him. All right? Must rush. Can't hang about.::[exits]::Bunny Warren: But...::[pauses]::Bunny Warren: ...we 'aven't got a canary.