KIM JONG UN Y'ALL

Ch ch ch ch ch chek it out yall!

The K to tha J to the muthafucking U be checking in 4 da 1st time in crazy mad time!

They got me workin my ass off up here and you aint been hearin tha ruckus that punkass rocket Unha3 been kinda fucking shit up for us.

Still shit be _1love_ yall and we be getting ready for some crazyass shizzle up in dis DPRKizzle in the next few weeks you be watching this space yall!

Anyway tha Brilliant Comr@de just dropping by to BIG UP ALL MY N!GGZ on tha day of tha sun!

Chek it it 1000 years since my grampz Kim Il Sung be being born. That shit crazy man. We going up to Dandong tonite to be getting MY FREAKZ on!

Yes I can.

Check it the kids got mad love for tha F to tha U.N.K. that tha J-Unit be laying down. They be smelling what tha Original Blak Aziatik Man be cooking for realz homez.

He approached the students with tears in their eyes and patted their red cheeks. He warmly took their hands, kindly asking why they did not wear gloves in such cold weather.

Shit yeah.

I bes all like: Nigz wot wot yall?

Little punk asses gonna freeze they punk asses all off if they don’t wear they gloves. You ever seen a nigga DJ when he lost his hand through frostbite?

Way to kill a party vibe no hands.

Serious dawgz if anyone be enlightening tha J-UNIT on this shizzle rite hizzle I be owing you massive pizzle u feel me?

Check it. Some dude be telling me the newspaper says I be some member of the Nepal Journalists Club nao for some reason.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201201/news15/20120115-07ee.html

But WTF Nepal Yall? That what I need to know.

Is Nepal a bitch or some dude or some shit like that? Who this nigga think he is yo?

No one tell me nuthin yo.

U be thinking I ain’t nuthing but some chumpass figure head b all up here because some bullshit lines we be running all this time about the Kim family bloodline an shit the way my niggaz be leaving me all outta shit.

I mean who da dear successor yo?

I mean for realz dawgggg lets get this shit sorted u know?

KIM JONG UN!

U damn right.

And who’s the man “who most perfectly personified the temperament and traits as a modern statesman and strategist on the highest level”?

KIM JONG UN!

Can ya dig it?

Who’s the cat that’s a “tender-hearted father of the Korean people and the sun of the destiny whom they will follow to the end of this world”?

KIM JONG UN!

Right on!

This cat Kim Jong Un is a bad mutha-

Shut yo mouth!

But I’m talking bout

KIM JONG UN!

Then I can dig it!

(Also, I wanna give MAD PROPS to my CHOSONIGGAZ from Unit 387o of the K to tha P to tha muthafuckin hella A yall for some of the tastiest muthafucking bean paste the J-UNIT be tasting in years yall. That some tasty shit right there for realz. And Jong Nam you fat ass chumpty — how often the newspapers be reporting on you be eating some beanpaste yo? NEVER that be how often and you know why? Cos you a nobody Jong Nam you just a big punk ass nobody and nobody gonna buy that bullshit book you published either so you can kiss tha J-UNITz ass yo.)

So I just wanna be clearing that shit right there up for all yall because sometime the chumps they be sending with me to report on these inspection thangs they be making me do all the time be getting they facts fucked up and reporting tha lies of the white devils yall. Check it:

Pyongyang, January 18 (KCNA) — Kim Jong Un, supreme commander of the Korean People’s Army and supreme leader of the Workers’ Party of Korea, state and army, inspected KPA Unit 169 honored with the title of the O Jung Hup-led Seventh Regiment.

He was greeted by the commander of the large combined unit and commanding officers of the unit.

After receiving a salute, he waved back to the service personnel enthusiastically cheering in tears of emotion. He had a photo session with them.

Nah but it weren’t like that at all and while I got mad love and full props to my nigz all be up in that unit keeping us safe from tha Jewz or whatever the fuck they be doing you ain’t gonna see me all tear up like some pussy ass.

Nah man they dont make not pussy asses where tha J-UNIT be from yall. B st8 outta Berne yall. B kicking my Steinhoelzli shizzle old skool yall.

Yall be feeling me on dis shit and we b having no more misunderstandings bout none of this shit or be mentioning this agian?

Yeah yall be feeling me on dis shit.

THA J-UNIT BE ONE ANGRY AZIATIC BLACK MAN YO.

FIRST OF ALL.

http://twitter.com/KimJongNumberUn

FUCK YOU CHUMP ASS WANNABE IMITATOR. KimJongNumberUn I BEEN KICKING THIZ SHIZZLE RIGHT HERE SINCE THA TWO DOUBLE O TENS YO. CHECK THA OLD POSTS NIGGA.

WHAT YOU DO YOU CHUMP ASS BITCH?

YOU COME ALONG ALL AFTER I BE ON THE COVER OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD AND THINK OH I KNOW I PRETEND TO BE KIM JONG UN. I MAKE HIM SEEM LIKE SOME FOOL ASS FOOL. WELL YOU DA FOOL YOU PUSSY ASS WANNABE YOU DA FOOL.

COS NIGGA YOU JUST A SAD ASS LOSER TO THA BRILLIANT COMRADE. I JUST LAUGHIN AT U BECAUSE IT DONT MATTER TO THA K TO THA J TO THA MUTHAFUCKING U HOW MANY FOLLWERS YOU BE GETTING.

YOU KNOW YOU JUST A WANNABE IMITATOR. YOU KNOW YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS.

ALSO JONG-NAM.

SERIOUS NIGGA I AM GONNA FUCK YOU UP WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN.

W0T DIS YO?
W0T DIS YO?

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2012/01/17/2012011701790.html

SAYING YOU NEVER MET ME BEFORE AND ALL DIS OTHER LIES. U JUST A BIG FAT LIAR. I KICKED YOUR BIG FAT ASS AT MARIO CART A HUNDRED TIMES IF I KICKED IT ONCE YO.

AND NOW YOU BE ALL LIKE::: KIM JONG-UN? THA DEAR SUCCESSOR? WHO DAT NIGGA BE? I BE ALL CONFUSED LIKE SOME LITTLE OLD BITCH. WHERE I PUT MY WALKING FRAME AT YO?

FUCK YO I DON’T CARE YOU MY HALF BROTHER AND SHIT I GONNA FUCK YOU UP SO BAD YOU BE WISHING I DIDN’T FUCK YOU UP SO BAD.

FUCK ALL THIS SHIT YO

So P-Town bes all abuzzn about this new supermarket be opening.

Check it. It all computerz an shit:

http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2012/201201/news10/20120110-33ee.html

So I send my nigga Private C-Dawg down there to pick me up some Diet Pepsi.

But check it. Guess what they be sellin him?

TAB CLEAR.

I be all like……. o.O

Nigga WOT!?!

Where you even get that shit from these days yo?

They don’t even supposed to be making that shit nomore after all them lab rats got ass cancer or whatever in th 90s.

Seriously there be some wack shit going on all up in this DPRMuthaucka.